>go to another country
>say that I am BR
>everybody automatically loves me
feels good
>>51641650
/thingsthatneverhappened/ thread?
>>51641650
u wot m8
What's something that never happened?
>>51641650
where did that happen? obviously not here
>>51641650
I Love BRs they are always funny as fuck a cook good picanha
>>51641684
Brazilians are pretty fun to be around. I fucked one last month, and I loved it until he left me during the night and I realised he had used me like a whore.
I'm a girl btw
>>51642299
please be my gf
>>51642299
RIO
I
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>>51642299
Noice
>>51641650
I met a Brazilian girl two days ago, I told her laughingly her country was shit. She kind of agreed, at they're a honest people.
>>51641734
cunt
>>51642299
I just saw one swedish anon said
"nordic girls are literally whores"
is it true?
>>51641650
So do I. But Brazilian offenders have been increasing...
Brazilian tourists are way louder than Americans, sometimes I'll be eating in a restaurant and then a bunch of Brs show up. They're so fucking abnoxious when they're all together, all just loud as fuck "BAO BAO NO LA POCA, BOTABO BAO BAO POCA SOCA BAI BAO". I always have to move seats.
>>51642556
t. american
>>51642398
I would have told you to fuck off, agreeing or not.
>hurr durr nationalism is dead
not when you are an obnoxious asshat
>>51643017
you would probably say nothing but think he is an asshat deep within, because that is not how you really start a conversation by saying that someone's country is shit
>>51643079
I can be assertive when I'm offended.
Come on, we as a nation are the kings of passive agression and drama. It's our hidden talent that no one knows about.
>>51642981
t. alberto barbosa
>>51643017
But... it's true?
>>51643079
Didn't say it like that, just made fun of it. Calling out corruption, poverty and strange musical aspects of it all that fun stuff which define the jungle nation Brazil.
>>51643238
so he probably laughed with you and thought you were an asshat deep within
>>51642398
The ones I know here think the government is incredibly corrupt and incompetent.
>>51642299
O S L O
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>>51643293
Liar, surely she chuckled because of my witty humor.
>>51643345
hahaha you are right :^)
>>51643214
>we as a nation are the kings of passive agression
Nah mate
>>51643391
Brs unironically think they their country has all these great qualities and fun little quirks. It might be government propaganda to hide how shit their country is, or maybe they're just retards.
They legit think that the Br monkey joke is some sort of endearment, they don't realize that they're actually uncivilized apes and the rest of the world just laughs at them.
>>51642299
Gotta watch out for them visa diggers innit
>>51643584
>be american
>go to europe
>says to them you are canadian to avoid hate
yeah sure m8 whatever rocks your boat
>>51643584
>all these great qualities and fun little quirks
but we do 2bh, what makes life great is hanging out with people and doing funny stuff and not being #1 at everything and shoving it down everyone's face
>>51641650
we like friendly down to earth people (if they kinda look white)
>>51641734
>in argentina
>hi i am bra-
>7-1
>>51644149
We don't actually do this but okay
>>51644284
It's good that you're all happy but it's just funny. It's like a younger brother who tried to do what bug brother does and always tries to show off in front of big brother's friends: he thinks they're all giving him attention because he's cool, but they're all just laughing at him. But, hey, if he's happy then good for him.
>>51643584
Isso!
>>51644474
> but they're all just laughing at him.
It's funny cause you guys always imply there is a always a winner and a loser in anything, and those that are funny are simply losers because people laugh at them and not really because people think they are truly funny and are having a good time with him. m8, life's more than being a winner in everything
my worst nightmare is being outside brazil and seeing a northeastern/carioca brazilian in public
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKB65xZDEpg
>>51641734
>try going toa rgentina
>hello, I'd like to b-
>BRASUCA?
>uh yes wh-
>BRASIL DECIME QUE SE SIENTE
>7-1
>JUEJUEJUEJUE
>>51644606
Or perhaps when I said "we laugh at him" I meant "we laugh at him".
Just a thought.
>>51644691
Is the banter just that? Or do we autism it up?
>>51644828
>he thinks they're all giving him attention because he's cool, but they're all just laughing at him.
It literally implies that you don't give a fuck and that we think that we are better because we are cool to be laughed at, but it's the opposite, we just want people to feel nice so that we can enjoy things together, that's what you guys can't understand you guys always imply there is a winner and loser in everything, people here want you to hue with us, that way we can enjoy things together. There is no cool guy or loser guy, just huehuehuehue
>>51644999
You can still hue together even if there's clearly one person to whom it's at the expense of. That's banter culture and roasting culture: someone's wearing an ugly outfit, everyone's making fun of the outfit and laughing, but the person wearing it is also laughing, usually even harder than everyone else because it just feels good to be the center of the joke. Brs roast us for being fat and stupid, and we laugh along. We roast them for being corrupt and poor, and they laugh along. I don't see the hostility here.
>>51645176
Just stop the bully, okay?
>>51645176
yeah ok, but there is a difference between literally feeling superior in banter and laughing about it because it doesn't mean shit. To the point that most people here call their black friends nigger here, because everybody knows that I doesn't mean shit and they are still our friends and we care about them to point we joke about them nonetheless, and you know what happens when you call even a white friend a nigger there. That's the difference of what I am saying, jokes are jokes when people want them to be, you can tell the difference when someone is really joking just to be friendly or joking because someone's feels superior to the otherone
>>51645354
Bantz =! Bully, I'm explaining to him that when we mock Brs it's a mutual thing.
Is it Zwarte Piet time yet?
>>51644935
Well, that was all the banter I got. Some Maradona es mejor que pele too. I was not called a Monkey at all, so I guess I'm lucky.
It was pretty fun tbqh
>>51645413
Us being superior isn't up for debate. That doesn't mean we can't all joke around and have a good laugh. Go on, indult America, we can all have a laugh m8.
>>51645515
>Us being superior isn't up for debate.
huehuehue
>>51645558
Thanks, took ya long enough
>>51641650
I met a Brazilian last year in Berlin. He tought Deutschland über alles was the current German anthem. He also started singing it in the streets. Pretty funny imo
>>51645466
who calls people mpnkey irl?
>>51642945
>BAO BAO NO LA POCA, BOTABO BAO BAO POCA SOCA BAI BAO
Lel. That's surprisingly accurate.
No it isn't
>>51641734
Lies, BRos are based.
