Christian puritan edition
1ST POST EPIC SEX (GONE SEXUAL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXQXxvvLynI
why has nobody made a martial arts movie entirely starring cats yet
morning /britain first/
>Germany military intervention in Syria
Wouldn't there be a national broom shortage?
>A former UKIP parliamentary candidate has admitted election fraud in Norfolk.
sims 4 gf just got abducted by aliens
she'd better not be pregnant with an alien baby the cheating bitch
>>51638041
thanks anon, sensible is what I aim for, the inner corbyn sometimes takes over and wants to hug every Ali,Mo and Rash i see, but i aim for balance
>>51638193
only men can get impregnated 2bh
inb4 maisie
>>51638187
Wonder when Labour will finally admit it too
american here
maisie
Will I get into Heaven for being a virgin if I really tried hard not to be one?
My "friend" wants to know.
72 ranged lids
k y a r y
wew
>>51638230
hurr importing votes hurr
Why is /int/ so strange today? There's about a dozen wojak threads up and everyone's more pissy than usual.
>>51638236
guys I'm an american posting in your thread
>>51638159
They are going to drop refugees instead of bombs
>>51638301
UKIP got BTFO on the Oldham by-election last night, just venting i guess
>>51638265
Only Muslims get into heaven lad
>>51638265
Tell your "friend" he'll have to ask us directly if he wants an actual answer.
I would be so successful if I worked hard every day instead of procrastinating all day and doing everything in a rush at the last minute.
Even wasting 90% of my time I do all my work perfectly, but it's really not worth the stress every time the deadline hits.
>>51638315
Hello, enjoy the bants my fellow English speaking democracy
>>51638301
>wojak
hello reddit
>>51638332
That is why Merkel wants so many immigrants.
I approve of this plan!
>>51638335
Pakis vote for labour what a shocker
>>51638377
people vote for a party that doesn't hate them shocker
>>51638423
spain bringing the pain
hey lads alri ye
>>51638423
>pakis
>people
actual shocker
>>51638358
just be yourself family
>>51638423
>UKIP hates pakis
Sauce
Lads what are some religious Christmas songs?
>>51638423
people who don't belong in a country have control over that country's policies genuine shocker
Lads, lads, lads!!!!!
If we set up our own postal riggin racket, we can ensure that the write-in candidate "Hologrammatic Adolf Hitler" wins every seat in the 2020 elections!
>>51638423
>Finding it acceptable that pakis are allowed to be a fifth column of swing voters in Britain.
Thanks for your input turbo-rasheed
>>51638486
o come all ye faithful
>>51638486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA1e9Xgex34
>>51638486
how come there are 10,000 christmas songs but only one about boys being back in town
>>51638486
O Holy Night. I recommend Mario Lanza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxUkjthYAR4
FALLLLLL TO YOUR KNEEEESSSSS!!!!!
>>51638486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXbwcq6WZ-M
>>51638467
>romania's pikey little brother mocking minorities
people in glass caravans shouldn't throw stones tbH lad
>>51638505
>voting Labour is equivalent to fifth column activity
hi can i post here
>>51638505
>don't belong
stay mad, bro, there are plenty of muslims that are have been British for longer than you've been alive
>>51638497
see >>51638580
>>51638580
That's exactly what it is.
>>51638593
>stay mad, bro, there are plenty of muslims that are have been British for longer than you've been alive
>>51638567
that's a shame because your mum really enjoyed the stones I dropped in her last night
>>51638580
The CCCP used to be wary of Labour, finding them too radical.
So, yes. Yes it is.
drinking yoohoo and reading calvin and hobbes
>>51638583
I mean both of you are ruled by the sunnis so sure
Why is a flamenconigger so obsessed with our politics anyway
>>51638643
i'm british desu lad, #ontour
>>51638580
Oh no, voting Labour isn't fifth column activity. It's just a sign of mental illness.
But Pakis being allowed to swing the vote against the will of British natives is fifth column activity. It's no secret that the Paki vote is what won Oldham.
>>51638643
>flamenconigger
nice
>>51638656
Fuck off I hope you stay in Malaga and get shanked by a gypsy you stumbling Sourz chugging faggot
>>51638656
>He spends his holidays on 4chan
As if I needed another reason to ignore your opinions
fucking hate multiculturalism lads
genuinely detest it
my only motivator in life at the moment is to earn the means to live and work comfortably in a Scandinavian country in the future
Smart anime.
>>51638664
>Oh no, voting Labour isn't fifth column activity. It's just a sign of mental illness.
hearty guffaws
>>51638694
I actually study here, through an EU program! stay mad
>>51638699
I actually study here, through an EU program! stay mad
>>51638593
>bro
fuck off yank
>>51638709
shame there won't be any scandinavian countries left innit
>>51638699
>>He spends his holidays on 4chan
muzzies aren't allowed to drink so he literally has nothing else to do
taking a chance
Slobodon Milosevic did nothing wrong.
>>51638709
you know those Scandinavian countries love multiculturalism right
>>51638712
Contradiction in terms.
>>51638734
I actually study here, through an EU program! stay paranoid
>>51638742
I should clarify
I hate paki culture
scandanavian countries like Norway are multiculutral but only with other European cultures like German
>>51638623
doesn't even really make sense tbH pikeylad. more time working on your banter, less time selling lucky heather and betting on caravan boxing.
>>51638731
>yfw all the beautiful, blue eyed and blond people disappear because immigration
I dont care about jobs and economy and all the other things immigrants from 3rd world ruin. I care about beauty.
Soon enough we will all be some shitty, ugly, I cant even stress this enough, some ugly disgusting brown lump. Great. Thanks a lot. This is the future for the European people that achieved everything and did everything. To get mixed with those that did absolutely nothing, who are ugly as sin, and call it "progress".
There is nothing progressive about what we call progress today.
>"Hello everyone I have a non British Flag and a contrarian opinion".
>>51638731
Moldova will be Romania soon as well.
>>51638767
hablas español?
>>51638790
>Denmark
>>51638778
>scandanavian countries like Norway are multiculutral but only with other European cultures like German
all western european countries are infested with poles and shitskins
> scandanavian countries like Norway are multiculutral but only with other European cultures like German
KILL ALL PAKIS KILL ALL PAKIS KILL ALL PAKIS KILL ALL PAKIS KILL ALL PAKIS KILL ALL PAKIS
>>51638833
i choked on my yoohoo when i read that
I will get a (You) from this post
>>51638790
Hello everyone I have a British Flag and foreign citizenship.
This rorkeposting is getting a bit out of hand lads.
>>51638789
>brown skin, brown eyes, black hair
>diverse
@51638856 bad luck
>>51638850
Your mum choked on my vanilla yoohoo last night
>>51638863
t. triggered paki
>>51638798
si claro, estudio en español, pero hablo como guiri no tengo ni idea de escribirlo. Algo malo por k tengo un ensayo para escribir, y solo tengo motivación para molestar estos ingleses pequeños aqui
>>51638863
/brit/ has always been about what you call "rorke posting". You're the one that doesn't fit in here
>>51638895
what
>>51638935
>American that doesn't speak Spanish
So you're black then
>>51638935
¿que?
>>51638061
>no moral gf
>>51639024
lo siento, no hablo español
>>51639025
Are you for real now? You want to get killed for fornication
>>51639025
anime yourself
>>51639056
GIB WESTERN SAHARA BAK
>>51639045
don't worry it's pretty pointless tbH, best thing about it has been getting to come here on EU money and put off real life for another year
Rorke is a compliment Tbh
means you care about the preservation of your race and culture
can someone please tell me why young people love being a part of the EU? serious answers here, no memeing
do they falsely believe it's more economically beneficial?
>>51639074
everyone of us already did senpai
>>51639114
jog on, pedro
>>51639105
typical lefty labour voter attitude to life
>>51639114
wish we could go back to when it wasn't used exclusively by triggered pakis
used to be fun tbf
>Pod People REEEE when they see a normie
One of us
>>51639135
Based on this picture, I'm on her minge
quite like spain
the country and the lad
>>51639124
Because they've grown up with the EU and don't know anything better.
Also the media keeps feeding us "Only racists don't like the EU are you a racist?"
>>51639124
i imagine most of them don't actually know, and only pretend to know because x kek party they voted for want to stay in and y baddie they're not supposed to like wants to leave
if asked they'd probably just say blah blah blah economy blah blah blah free movement blah blah blah disagreeing is [buzzword]
>>51639124
Young people don't care about economics and also, they cannot remember a time before the Maastricht treaty.
>>51639180
hope the spanish NEET lad is well 2bh
>>51639124
yes
they also believe that all trade with the EU will stop if we leave so no more cheap flights to Magaluf
>>51639141
dice el putito k solo habla uno idioma, dicen k son trabajadores pero nunca ha pensado a aprender
>>51639233
jog on, Pedro
>>51639105
when you talk in spanish do you have that funny lisp like spaniards have
the noomblies are doing it again lads
>tfw no asian gf :(
>>51639233
Lo sé suficiente por como llamar un coño
>So Anon I heard you're NEET, what is that like?
>>51639355
A girl would never say NEET, just unemployed
Student == unemployed
>>51639135
Have a larger resolution of this pic? I want to use it for the next threads OP image
>>51639355
suffering. now eat your cake
>>51639385
That's a pie
>just watched blue valentine
feel like my heart just got ripped out
Need to go shopping but cant be fucking arsed lads
>banter
>>51639250
I should reply in queens tbH, this is a /brit/ thread.
>>51639141
nice posting on 4chan scalding peoples laziness, it's midday friday, why aren't you working?
>>51639267
most definitely, it's essentially putting the accent on. Speaking english like a spic sounds stupid to us, same goes for them.
>>51639343
>I know enough by how to call a cunt
>>51639403
>that bit when they're at the motel trying to save a lost cause then they realise it
bit sad innit
What are you supposed to do with used cooking oil lads? Since you can't pour it down the sink.
I tend to just put it in bottles and then tip it down the drain in the road.
I know that's not what you're supposed to do, but honestly what is the "correct" way?
>>51639439
I collect it in a bowl and put it out for the hedgehogs
Wanking to susannah reid again lads.
>>51639438
>walking down the road alone
>>51639439
You can drink it you stupid twat, it's good for you
>>51639499
just make sure you use vegetable oil, it's so concentrated it's literally like 20 of your 5 a day
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35003152
>top comments
Haha, every time.
time for a poo lads
hold down the fort till i get back, keep them fucking anime posters at bay too.
Pakis out lads
>>51639439
i swipe these trough the pan until its almost all gone 2bh
just had a top wank
havent spunked that much since i was a teenager
>>51639586
hahaha, so true! they've damaged the fabric of our once great nation, stupid pakis
thoughts on this man?
>>51639567
>This result shows the reason that Labour encouraged mass immigration
>Not really surprising considering the high Muslim population. UKIP views on immigration
TORY led vote to bomb Muslim country
Is Britain waking up?
>>51639651
'e's bladdy sewperflewus, inn'e'? bladdy hates the tawries, tha one
>>51639651
Humorous actor, unnecessary and obnoxious everything else
@51639624
>Look at me I'm so contrarian
>>51639439
>Since you can't pour it down the sink.
what
>>51639651
Cunt
>>51639439
Disposable container, fridge, bin day. It's not that hard you twonker.
having a mi goreng
>>51639574
>anime
M E N T I O N E D
>>51639586
don't know whether i want the pakis or the spam filter to fuck off more atpmitl (at this precise moment in time lads)
>>51639624
fuck off paki
>>51639651
an idiot
>have a wank
>suddenly start singing the only fools and horses theme song
This ever happened to any of you lads before?
>>51639717
he said it again! the absolute madman hahaha
Why hasn't Rico bogged off yet?
>>51639751
literally rasheed
"We're all here to discuss the final solution to the Paki problem... any ideas?"
>>51639786
I vote we post things about pakis on internet chat boards incessantly
>>51639786
>
>
>tfw anxiety and jitters until I have my first drink of the day
Think I've gone off the deep end lads
>>51639779
it's barry actually, faggot
>>51639837
i can't tell if you're really comitted to bait or you're a seriously triggered pakilover
>>51639786
I vote we move away to another country yet come to a British thread and spout contrarian liberal bullshit about Britain
>>51639837
I vote you integrate in the country you live in
Having a parking competition, tesco car park tonight
>>51639915
bloody parkis
>>51639915
Whenever I cycle past my local Tesco on the way home from work after a night shift there's always a guy sat on the bench outside drinking and talking to his dog desu
>>51639869
This is the glazed stupor of a frog eyed lobotomite that's about to have its stupid grapefruit head stomped into mush with hobnailed combat boots. This is the final contortion it's dumb fucking mug makes before whatever brain remains in that sunken head leaks out it's ears.
>>51639915
Whenever I walk my dog by my local Tesco and stop for a cheeky drink there's always some bender who comes past on his bike and stares at me
wew
>>51639878
but don't i magically belong where i was born and should return there instantly?
>>51639874
tbH senpai the fact you treat common opinions as b8 is maybe a sign that you may spend too much time on here
>>51639980
u just mad a white boy found out about the religion of peace
>>51639786
I think we should calm them down with tea and biscuits.
>>51639875
>contrarian liberal bullshit about muh homeland
I'm still a UK citizen, I'll be back after next term senpai, getting mad because people aren't all terrified of muslims is hillarious
>>51640019
Next time I see you I will beat the shit out of you.
>>51639837
>nonymous 12/04/15(Fri)12:45:15 No.51639779▶>>51639869
>>>51639751
>literally rasheed
>>>
> Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)12:45:29 No.51639786▶>>51639837 >>51639838 >>51639875 >>51640045
>File: Conspiracy Branagh Tucci.jpg (39 KB, 520x293)
>"We're all here to discuss the final solution to the Paki problem... any ideas?"
>>>
> Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)12:46:57 No.51639837▶>>51639874 >>51639878
>>>51639786
>I vote we post things about pakis on internet chat boards incessantly
>>51639915
>Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)12:47:58 No.51639869▶>>51639980
>File: barry.jpg (19 KB, 450x336)
>>>51639779
>it's barry actually, faggot
>>>
> Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)12:48:10 No.51639874▶>>51640027
>>>51639837
>i can't tell if you're really comitted to bait or you're a seriously triggered pakilover
>>>
> Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)12:48:13 No.51639875▶>>51640091
>>>51639786
>I vote we move away to another country yet come to a British thread and spout contrarian liberal bullshit about Britain
>>>
> Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)12:48:20 No.51639878▶>>51640027
>>>51639837
>I vote you integrate in the country you live in
>>>
> Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)12:49:47 No.51639915▶>>51639933 >>51639964 >>51640019
>Having a parking competition, tesco car park tonight
>>51639980
>Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)12:52:51 No.51639980▶>>51640027
>>>51639869
>This is the glazed stupor of a frog eyed lobotomite that's about to have its stupid grapefruit head stomped into mush with hobnailed combat boots. This is the final contortion it's dumb fucking mug makes before whatever brain remains in that sunken head leaks out it's ears.
>>>
> Anonymous 12/04/15(Fri)12:54:46 No.51640019▶>>51640112
>>>51639915
>Whenever I walk my dog by my local Tesco and stop for a cheeky drink there's always some bender who comes past on his bike and stares at me
>sweden
doing a look
GIVE BACK GIBRALTAR TO MY PENINSULAR BROTHERS
>>51640183
look at me *puts up a rude finger*
trying to have a threesome with two twins
Some lad's trying to get me and my twin sister to have a threesome with him
He doesn't realise twins can be different genders haha
>>51640027
You belong where people let you be, now get off /brit/ and go to some South American thread and speak Spanish
>>51640230
>>51640252
>>51640264
Where do all those pakis belong then? no-one seems to be kicking them out, I guess they belong. I would, but unfortunately I'm English, I don't really have any reason to go to a /spic/ thread.
Don't try and skill-shame me because you're too little-england to learn a language, autist
>filter sp*in and sw*den
>thread suddenly dies
christ lads stop giving them (You)s lol
>>51640357
>implying i'm not british
Going to make the K-Puss dream real one day lads.
>>51640357
>filtering posters
literally tumblr
>>51640230
How's it going?
what happens here?
made ham chees toasties
Alreee leds
>>51640436
In Limerick? Stabbings, lot and lots of stabbings
>>51640449
How did you make them
>>51640449
Literally the most European lunch, I'd reckon
Gonna stop b8ing idiots now, sorry for derailing /brit/ fellow angles.
P.s. you guys better appreciate marmite, it's fucking hell without marmite
>>51640396
>i willingly put up with things i know i don't like and could easily get rid of
what's the point
>>51640436
pakis
>>51640264
este es mi hilo
>>51640449
literally a grilled ham and cheese
>>51640479
on a grill
>>51640493
probably desu
quite in the mood for a toastie (toasted sandwich) myself
>I will never sniff coke from Cara's bumhole
"Pakis of the first kind, that is the paki with the paki mother and father will be evacuated to the camps. Pakis of the second kind, that is the paki with only the paki father will also be sent to the camps. Pakis of the third kind, that is the paki with the one paki grandparent will be sent to the factories to aid in the war effort against the EU. This is all laid out in the South Thanet laws laid out by Reich-master Farage and is perfectly legal".
wanna get up and play my drums but don't wanna annoy the nieghbours
>>51640505
>i block out listening to other people because I know i'm right
what the point
>>51640388
these koreans sure do pander to footfags
>"""People""" who still unironically use "I was just pretending to be retarded"
Nah, not a fan
>>51640227
>>51640230
>>51640252
>>51640264
>>51640294
>>51640341
>>51640357
>>51640378
>>51640388
>>51640396
>>51640409
>>51640436
>>51640449
>>51640454
>>51640471
>>51640479
>>51640493
>>51640498
>>51640505
>>51640512
>>51640533
>>51640545
>>51640557
>>51640564
>>51640574
>>51640578
lel
I was just pretending to be retarded
>>51640590
Doesn't look like real poo 2bh
>listening to some guy on interview skills
>"if they ask what your biggest flaw is say you work too hard"
Literally sounded like such a mong
>>51640603
t. david cameron on bombing syria, 2016
>>51640564
"Excuse me, 'evacuated'? I was led to believe that my office in Birmingham had 'evacuated' 10,000 pakis by gunshot to the head. Would the party consider those pakis to be 'evacuated'?"
>tfw my dick is 14 cm
>>51640643
"Let the record show that the Party would consider those pakis to be evacuated".
>>51640584
not retarded, Mr (you) denier, just angrily posting about people being idiots/racist/scared.
The reaction to any liberal view on here is ridiculous, why are you so unhappy to hear that 4chan is not representative of any serious political views?
>>51640409
Well I'm just talking to one of them right now and it's going well
I'm sure they've heard it 1000 times though haha
>>51640603
I hope you guys are all pretending to be retarded desu senpai
>>51640676
who are you quoting m8
>>51640676
>mfw i have no idea how big that is
>>51640590
reminds me
id like to make an announcement to evryone...... i've had semi normal poos 3 (THREE) days in a row now after not being able to poo properly for over a month!!! its been a decent week for me
im glad im not dying of ass cancer or something :)
>The reaction to any liberal view on here is ridiculous
>when I post my opinion people argue against it
>I cannot allow this to happen
Always cringe when old people are still lefties
>>51640436
What happens in the Isle of Man?
Not gonna shower
did you gas the pakis yet
>>51640726
5 1/2 inches
>>51640787
English people pretend not to be English, bit like a lot of places
>>51640787
one massive gay orgy
>>51640690
Never said you tbf but well done admitting it for yourself
>>51640750
what is this even saying?
Just bought a £11 plane ticket to Amsterdam for tomorrow
>>51640834
return?
>>51640834
>mfw it costs me probably more to go to amsterdam when i live pretty fucking close
>tfw the pakis will always win
how do you deal with it?
>>51640857
Tbf he'll have to get the train from Schiphol which is another €5.50
>>51640772
Only old people who are lefites are old northerners and they're nothing like 18-22 SJWs of today.
>>51640834
Going alone?
>>51640818
I was just saying i'd rather stop arguing with you guys over something where we clearly don't agree and get back to general /brit/ thread bantz
Truce? even if you are all racist cis-hating scum?
>>51640834
>>51640857
>mfw a plane to amdsterdam is $1200+
tell me the lenght of your dick
mine is 14 cm
is it good?
>>51640834
>£11
What the fuck, even Ryanair can't be that cheap. Are you going in a cargo hold?
>>51640907
oye jajajajaja
>>51640906
who are you quoting m8
>>51640898
>cis-hating
Okay NOW you're trolling, before you were just being a stupid cunt
Lads tell Gary Neville to fuck right off
>>51640907
Phil you can stay
>>51640933
When was this?
Fuck right off Gary Neville
>using meme arrows
yanks out
haha did the classic 'fall asleep just before i was about to go into uni after an all nighter'
banter
>>51640952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pACI9rHmmyI
Is he the reason behind this? Always wondered the context behind the chant.
>>51640972
dunno desu just posting random images out of my 4chan folder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJfP6G0LSEA
fucking choon
anyone that doesn't like this is unaustralian
>>51640927
these are my shitposts from this thread:
>>51639624 - mocking stupid idea of nationhood
>>51638593 - this one is probably the only thing I would defend properly, if someone's been alive in the UK for longer than you why are you more English than them
>>51639751 - mocking saying the word paki online because it's easy
>>51638194 - mocking myself for being libtard
>>51638294 - mocking imported votes, this one is pointlessly inflammatory
>>51638335 - trolling UKIP voters
>>51638423 - turning phrase
