Good morning edition
primero
Hello to everyone posting in this thread
had my coffee
I can talk now
Really want to bang Martha Stewart
>>51635703
Fuck off Yank
I want to wank but I also want a gf
what do
>>51635697
Baa
baby theres no other superstar you know that ill be
papa
paparazzi
hello, i am NEET descandant of tercios. i have charles 2 of spain tier autism, but i might answer anyway if you have any question
inb4 maisie
maisie
Fuck off
good lass
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34983399
>>51635775
>National Front (FN)
>hurr
She's fit
Wish I could travel in time to see if I'll ever get a gf
>>51635742
Get a gf and wank into her hair
pa pa pa poker face fa fa fuck her face
*poos on everyone in this thread
>>51635765
>>51635771
>>51635772
>>51635775
>>51635796
>>51635802
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>>51635822
sure there's nothing you want to ask me?
>>51635802
But if you knew who your future gf was, when the time came to actually meet her you'd be too nervous and bottle it, changing the future to one where you remain alone and post on 4chan in the wee hours of the morning.
>>51635796
They're not the National Front, they're the Front Nationale.
>>51635824
Remember to wipe
>>51635832
>>51635842
hello?
Time to get to work lads
bah humbug
will reply to anyone who says "im a gay paki with a small willy"
>>51635854
It's me
>>51635842
I'd nash on all of her front, if you know what I mean
>>51635855
anything you to ask me before you head off?
>>51635857
>>51635868
h-hello?
should I stay up tonight
>>51635877
It's already morning silly
BANG BANG
WE'RE BEAUTIFUL AND DIRTY RICH
>>51635759
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>>51635876
>>51635889
you make me sick.
>>51635895
why?
>>51635895
careful lad, you just threw away 5 (You)'s
quite enjoying this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc909eoH2wo
>>51635919
>>51635927
Getting loads of You's already, it's going to be a good Christmas
Strange that Hitler sounds so calm and reasonable, even reflective. Realizing he was a person is weird, since he's always been a monster or a mythic being. Just a guy talking shop at lunch, not ideological, not bossy. Recognizes his missteps, doesn't shift blame, isn't at all cartoonish.
Reading the wiki on Mannerheim and his longstanding attitude toward the Germans, it becomes understandable that the meeting takes place unofficially. Hitler can be seen hat in hand here, hoping to convince Mannerheim to help against the Russians. Makes you wonder how often that happened.
>mfw my uni made it onto UNILAD
who /madeit/ here?
>>51635940
>>51635946
>>51635954
Waiting for the adderall to kick in
I
CAN
SEE
MY
SELF IN THE MOVIES WITH MY PICTURE IN CITY LIGHTS
PHO
TO
GRAPH
MY
MIND AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO SHOOT
YOU DECIDE
Selamat pagi
>>51635967
o no, plz no
Any ever play this game? I played the shit out of it
>>51635962
get off 4chan and start working you idiot
Morning lads, im two hours late for work
>>51635976
steady on thats indonesia
>>51635981
That's not very good
>>51635987
i still have much to learn
morning lads
>>51635822
playing ffvi lads
so superior to ffiv in a plot, emotionally, and an available, interactive, content capacity
>>51635977
Not seen that one before. Used to play Americas most wanted, you had to shoot your way through he terrorists then you'd have a fist fight with the wanted person at the end of the level.
>>51636004
mornin'
I will never kiss a girl
>>51635976
hola
>>51636029
what about your mum
>>51636029
b urself
ngl kissing is pretty boring unless you really like the girl
BIG JOHN KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frA8K_nY5Xc
Still waiting for the adderall to kick in
>>51636029
>>51635981
>trabaja
JAJAJAJAJA
>>51636012
ITS GOOD
TO LIVE
EX
PEN
SIVE
YOU KNOW IT BUT MY KNEES
GET WEAK
IN
TEN
SIVE
WHEN YOU GIVE ME K-KISSES
(THATS MONEY HONEY)
WHEN IM YOUR LOVER AND YOUR MISTRESS
(THATS MONEY HONEY)
WHEN YOU TOUCH ME ITS SO DELICIOUS
(THATS MONEY HONEY)
BABY WHEN YOU TEAR ME TO PIECES
(THATS MONEY HONEY)
>>51636046
Mums always angry ever since I was a kid
She never really did that stuff like calling me "sweetie" or whatever
>>51635976
What? I-It's not like I-I like you anyway.
b-baka
>>51636066
i'm sorry anon there was a nasty polan man posting horrible things and i thought he had returned to kurwa us all
so I ordered an Elitebook 8460p on eBay, got it for cheap.
And I open the box and it's an 8470p.
Heh heh heh
>>51636082
fuck off
>>51636029
26 and Kissless here, best advice I can give is go for a quick tug when the feels are the heaviest.
>>51636088
but i am descendant of tercios :/
>>51636088
Do not engage with spammers and trolls. Ignorance is bliss. This is internet 101
starstruck is so lyrically abysmal
what would be a less unhealthy breakfast
2 double egg/sausage mcmuffins ornesquik cereal
i dont want to die young, remind me how fucking unhealthy maccy d's is pls even though im craving it
>>51636111
fuck off
was gonna do a post but i cant think of a gimmick haha
>>51636101
What's Tercios?
>>51636112
so was your dads arse when I was pumping it last night
>>51636123
very impressive
hey animeposters, whats the difference between exhentai and e-hentai?
Is it just that the former has that kiddie fiddler junk?
>>51636113
Get the breakfast wrap instead
>>51636029
>>51636063
>She never really did that stuff like calling me "sweetie" or whatever
you poor boy maybe this'll help
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448948209321.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448992600768.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448992640909.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448992706877.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448992783259.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448992840157.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448995413095.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448995492681.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449138278473.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449138377852.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449139260519.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449139316769.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449139400421.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449139477870.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448992284854.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448947829764.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449167457112.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448947969634.webm
>>51636113
one maccas isnt going to kill you, its just if you supersize urself and eat it every day
>>51636136
i think exhentai has racier stuff yeah
t. ex weeb
>>51636119
most of these are stupid
>Today, Oldham has large communities with heritage from Bangladesh, India, Pakistan and parts of the Caribbean. At the time of the 2001 census, over one in four of its residents identified themselves as from a South Asian or British Asian ethnic group.
>It's a Pakis elect Labour election
leftists only want mass immigration because they vote for them. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>>51636136
ex hentai is 'naughtier'. plus you need to be a member and prove you're not a casual, otherwise when trying to access ex stuff you'll just see a sad panda.
>>51636150
That's quite a collection
EVERYTHING
WAS EVERYTHING
BUT BABY ITS THE LAST SHOW
EVERYTHING
COULD BE EVERYTHING
BUT ITS TIME TO SAY GOODBYE SO
GET YOUR LAST FIX
AND YOUR LAST TIP
GRAB YOUR OLD GIRL WITH HER NEW TRICKS
HONEY YEAH
ITS NO SURPRISE
THAT I GOT LOST
IN YOUR BROWN EYES
conservatives only want mass immigration because they improve the economy. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>>51636194
do they
>>51636165
>tfw the media is orgasming so hard over this
>>51636128
disclaimer: #ontour not actually spanish
literally, it's a spanish word for "thirds". I think it's a reference to a special formation of the spanish military in middle ages, enough prestige to half a dench wiki page even in english
>>51636208
send me nude photos of your sister
computer load up celery man
Adderall is kicking in haha
>>51636211
>"Labour triumphs against fascists, Oldham vote proves the power of Corbyn effect"
>>51636215
>to half
*to have, wtf
everyone else is out drinking
>>51636233
I-I want off this ride mate.
>>51636186
and I forgot this one
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448944661193.webm
>>51636194
Robert Rowthorn, a Cambridge University professor of economics, warned that immigrants have only a marginal economic benefit while putting pressure on schools, hospitals and the number of homes.
He said: "In rich countries many dirty, hard or low status jobs are increasingly occupied by migrants from poorer countries. These are said to be doing the jobs that native workers will not do.
>>51636209
Yes. Tories desperately want's rich foreigners sending their kids to UK universities.
Same reason top USA universities are full of koreans/japanese and chinese.
They know they work harder than the average native person
IM SHINY AND I KNOW IT
(is it cause you dont mean it)
DONT KNOW WHY YOU WANNA BLOW IT
(or because i dont feel it)
NEED A MAN WHO LIKES IT ROUGH
(yes its rough)
LIKES IT ROUGH
LIKES IT ROUGH
ONLY NICK GRIFFIN CAN FIX BROKEN BRITAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbwFkxoPWzE
>>51636150
til i'm turned on by being called a good boy...
R E C O R D
H I G H
I M M I G R A T I O N
>The world is how it is
>Most people still want to stay in the EU
>Labour support as high as it is
>Pro immigration petition has more signatures than anti one
Honestly boggles my mind lads.
>>51636312
Democracy was a mistake
>>51636255
Rashid
LETS GET LOST YOU CAN TAKE ME HOME
SOMEWHERE NICE WE CAN BE ALONE
(BIKINI TOPS
POPPING O-O-OFF)
DONT BE SAD WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
YOULL WAKE UP AND IM NOT AROUND
YOUVE GOT TO GO?
OH OH OH OH OH
WE'LL STILL HAVE THE SUMMER AFTER ALL
>>51636312
not everyone has autism
>>51636299
Vote to leave the EU then, it will drop by 2 thirds when legislation passes
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>>51636338
STOP IGNORING ME
>>51636255
>thinking all "rich foreigner" kids work harder than the average native anglo
If you want immigration, then follow Canada and import hard-working, fairly low-crime-rate Chinese immigrants where the women are available to native men but not vice versa. Instead you're importing radical muslim rapists who don't feel pressured to become doctors, and who hate british society enough to go run off to ISIS in their early 20s.
>>51636338
>not everyone has autism
Not having autism doesn't explain people voting against their best interests.
>>51636312
That's what happens when a load of your voters are immigrants
i've said it before and i'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work
just pissed my pants a little haha
>>51636361
the humanitarian implications in stopping immigration outweigh whatever benefits you imagine it might bring
>get a (You)
>from a wasteman
Saddening
>>51636389
The benefits are less fucking pakis
>>51636406
do you understand how ignorant you sound
alri
>>51636406
normies have emotions 2bh
my theory is that immigrants just increase tax revenue and also buy more shit from corporations.
its fairly well established that the gov and companies are in cahoots so it makes sense.
I find Adele to be extremely attractive.
Is this alright?
>ANOTHER Islamic terrorist attack
>Inside a fortnight
>Let's argue over what to call ISIS
>Sex Pistols part of British culture
>republicunts
:'(
>>51636425
To each their own mate
>>51636409
Do you understand how Rasheed you sound?
>>51636409
What is he ignorant of? I do not think you know what the word means.
>>51636423
How do they increase tax revenue when they're on the dole m8?
Non-EU immigration is an economic loss, this has been proven.
>>51636444
Will you kindly fuck off?
>>51636445
the real world is not 4chan
>>51636457
that every syrian immigrant who comes to the UK is another life saved from militants, assad or our own airstrikes?
kent qt queen of /brit/ fucking when
>>51636475
why would you want that?
>>51636469
most immigrants aren't on the dole m8, just the worthless mudslimes.
>"The Tories will crack down on immigration"
>tfw have to leave the house soon
>>51636484
pixie girl is literally a million times cuter and actually posted here
>>51636484
she looks like she smells
until a competitor appears i am queen
>>51636484
why is it always the same photo?
>>51636481
At our expense
>>51636481
t. Muhammed Bin Rashed al-Britisaini
>>51636533
how much would you say a human life is worth?
>>51636534
simply epic
>>51636543
about tree fiddy
>>51636543
>how much would you say a paki life is worth?
>>51636469
>>51636481
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>>51636557
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU ARE BEING GRACED BY THE PRESENCE OF A DESCENDANT OF TERCIOS DO YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO ASK ME
>>51636543
I don't have a figure but I can say mine, my loved ones, and my countrymen's are worth more to me than any other
>>51636557
you cant invalidate arguments by repeating them with added meme buzzwords
>>51636518
no idea
>>51636493
>"Why does UKIP even exist? The Tories are going to crack down on immigration AND give us an EU referendum"
>>51636582
You've been doing this for three days.
>>51636569
Your entire argument is based on muh feels it doesn't deserve anything more.
>i have charles 2 of spain tier autism
this much is obvious
>>51636481
Ah:
- You assume that they are all legitimate, ISIS will send sleepers
- research has shown that a third of them openly support ISIS
- our bombing is targeted, not scattershot
- he may also not care
Disagreeing with you does not make someone ignorant.
>>51636619
he did it! he expressed concerns about refugees on the internet!
>>51636599
He's been right for three days.
You don't like Bradleyposting?
Can we stop talking about the 20,000 refugees we are taking in, which is a fucking drop in the ocean and talk about the fifth column of Pakis with British passports that gets bigger every year?
>>51636616
>passive aggressive butthurtness
lmao
>>51636643
you sound like you live in norfolk desu m8, never met a paki and still scared af
>"Bombing Syria will sort out this refugee problem"
>>51636614
thats an overtly clinical way of looking at things
theres a reason you people have no friends irl
>>51636619
if they openly supported isis why would they be fleeing isis territory?
>Disagreeing with you does not make someone ignorant
i know
"The benefits are less fucking pakis" is a britain first-tier justification and implies he just doesnt like brown people
wore my christmas pants to work today lads. willy feels dead festive tbH
>>51636543
The atom bomb can kill three million men, women, and children at 12 cents a head.
So, literally, $0.12.
>Immigrants who came to live in Britain from outside Europe cost the public purse nearly £120 billion over 17 years, a new report has shown.
>The major academic study also found, however, that recent immigration from Europe – driven by the surge in arrivals from eastern European – gave the economy a £4.4 billion boost over the same period.
POLES IN
PAKIS OUT
>"Once we destroy ISIL, the ""refugees"" will leave Europe and go home"
>>51636684
oh shit! he talked about using nukes on innocent people! the actually sad man
i just had a thought that some of you may not be white
and that some of you might even be girls
this changes everything
>>51636674
this tbH
>>51636680
To spread the ideology. It's a trick that Italy used before the second World War, it helped them take Libya with ease.
Maybe he doesn't.
>>51636705
i have a fanny (british kind)
ama
>>51636680
Reminder that literal pakis post in this thread.
Here's one.
>>51636705
>me
>not a pasty white man
gud one m80
https://
www
.
surveymonkey
.
com
/r/
DJC7SPZ
>>51636705
There are a few Rasheeds in these threads 2bh
>>51636716
proofs
>>51636705
>not white
Duh!
>girls
Do you even know where you are?
>>51636731
Go and have lunch with my Nan and my Mum or play fallout all day, lads? Really want to do the fallout option tbf.
>>51636731
>Syria twice
lol
>>51636715
>immigrants are invading britain to spread sharia law!!
pol tier paranoia
have a read of these
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-34974400
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-34994817
might help broaden your views
>>51636726
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>51636748
nah
>>51636680
>"The benefits are less fucking pakis" is a britain first-tier justification and implies he just doesnt like brown people
/brit/ is essentially britain first: the thread anyway tbH lad
>"If we ignore ISIS, they'll go away. They're like dogs you see"
>>51636758
go out lad, you'll regret it if you don't
>>51636730
Can I stay with you during race week next year? I'll buy beer and stuff, already got my ferry ticket haha
why isn't this isis discussion happening in /brit/pol
just wanted some memes 2bh
>>51636766
>bbc.co.uk
>>51636758
I'd say go for the lunch desu, you'll feel refreshed if you do and your Nan doesn't have long left in this world desu
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>>51636808
AS A DESCENDANT OF TERCIOS I DEMAND A (you) MY PRESENCE IS GLORIOUS AND YOU WILL SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR YOU ARE BEING GRACED BY THE PRESENCE OF A DEMIGOD
>>51636805
whats wrong with the bbc
not inflammatory enough for u
>>51636804
Because sometimes a literal paki wonders into these threads and forgets the first rule of /brit/: pakis out
got a feeling I'm going to win the lottery tonight lads
@51636814
fuck off you cretin
>"immigration is good, here look at this BBC article that proves it".
>>51636766
I actually think they are economic migrants to be bluntly honest with you. In the main, at least.
You think most civilians haven't fled already?
>>51636821
Not him, but possibly not objective enough. They have a stated social democrat bias, possibly the most open person about this would be Andrew Marr.
They also have biases elsewhere, as seen in their leaked news department e-mails on climate change debates.
>fanny
>>51636850
Your mum handled my 'BBC article' last night m8.
>>51636886
m8 we all know it's ur mum that takes a daily mail
>>51636837
why are brits so rude?
>>51636883
Stop busting my balls
Any time the BBC does an article on "The changing face of Britain" just shows the massive leftist keks they are.
The language they use is almost celebratory.
They ran an article a few weeks ago on the most "diverse" cities in the UK and said that a city "Just missed out" on the title of most "diverse", like it's some fucking award
>Tfw folk at work find out ur a communist n are chill about it
>>51636906
just bantering you mate
>Americans don't know what squirty cream is
>>51636853
if you read the articles youd see that they havent
a lot of men leave their families behind to find a home in europe and those families are preparing for winter which is going to be peak between the weather and the bombs
>>51636876
>An amateur cameraman filmed the aftermath of a barrel bomb that hit the suburb of Douma in Damascus. In the footage, he followed a man in his fifties who was looking at the destroyed building and screaming in shock.
"My daughter was here - she was studying here. My children were here," he says.
Then, on camera, another airstrike hit the same area. We did not hear or see the man anymore. He went to join his lost children.
>In the same suburb, a few days earlier, another barrel bomb had hit a market, where many locals buy their food. The camera shows us the aftermath. It takes us to a hospital where one girl in a red purple top is covered in white dust mixed with red lines dripping over her bleeding face. She is nearly seven years old, but old enough to worry about her siblings.
"I am fine, I am fine, get me my brothers and sisters, they are still trapped under the rubble" she says.
>These are ordinary scenes that keep coming out of Syria, where death is close to normality. And this is what the people trying to reach Europe are fleeing from. They are putting their children at risk of drowning in the sea, as the water is safer than the land they are fleeing. They have chosen Europe in the hope of finding a better future for their children, a chance to live in a world free of fears. And most importantly - to get their children back in school. The two million Syrian children who have dropped out of school because of the war are a feared lost generation.
not much subjectivity to be found there
the other article talks mainly about this red cross report https://www.icrc.org/en/document/syria-humanitarian-situation-deteriorating-winter-approaches
lads do you all really buy into this britain first business?
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>>51636941
IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT A DEMIGOD YOU WILL SHOW ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE YOU PEASANTS
>>51636941
odds on it's all
>shitposting and satire
>>51636918
I saw an article claiming Leeds to be the best large city in England to live in. Is it sheer coincidence that its also the least "diverse" out of Birmingham, London and Manchester?
Think I took too much heroin last night
Does any country have any more pathetic wildlife than ours does?
>Oh hey it's another terrorist attack
>Well let's not jump to conclusions I'm sure..... AND ITS ISLAM
So far, looks like /brit/ prefers immigrants from:
>1. Netherlands
>2. Straya
>[power gap]
>3. France
>4. Japan
>5. Spain
>6. Ireland
>[big power gap]
>7. Russia
>8. China
>9. Poland
>[power gap]
>10. India
>11. Brazil
>12. Nigeria
>13. Afghanistan
>14. Syria
>15. Syria
Lads I want some xmas presents that will help me get a gf. Any ideas?
>>51636972
ent they trying to reintroduce wolves to tghe scottish highlands
thatll be a laff
wish we had more wilderness desu theres not much to do aside from hillwalking and looking at rabbits and birds lol
>>51636969
Newcastle's better than Leeds
>>51636993
It is, but its not a large city. It's about the size of Norwich.
>>51636993
>t. Geordie
No it fucking isn't.
just learned how to tie a few knots haha
>>51636941
What do you mean, do I value the people and culture of my homeland over that of foreigners?
Yes, I do buy into that.
>>51636983
Tenga egg
>>51636973
desu it was 50/50 between islam and white supremacist autist
>>51637009
>more than 100k inhabitants
>not a large city
>>51636969
leeds is shit desu m8 you've been rused, if i had to listen to people talk like that 24/7 i'd probably wage jihad on the cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWF2JBb1bvM
We /Christmas/ now yeah lads?
>>51637020
>british """"""""culture"""""""""
What even is it nowadays?
>>51637028
one of them worked there too and a workplace is a shit place to instil terror compared to a city centre or plane so im tentatively doubting its isis
>>51637024
Isn't that for men?
>>51636814
>>51636951
Go and suck a big black cock, Sven
>>51637020
nice satire m8
>>51636991
They tried that before and they all died.
>>51636973
Surprising how little attention it has been getting desu
>>51637050
Fuck off its not christmas
>>51637054
total degeneracy
>>51637054
TOLERANCE OF ISLAM AND MULTICULTURALISM
>>51637039
Leeds, Manchester, Birmingham and all like 500k+ though. That's what i'd call a large city, not Newcastle
>>51637084
IIIIIIITTSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIISTMASSSSSSSSSS
>>51637009
Population? That's just counting the city of Newcastle, surrounding areas like South Shields are Geordies as well...
Gateshead literally on the river Tyne has 200k as well as Newcastle's 288k
>>51637072
Its not a white shooter and black victims what did you expect?
>>51637089
>>51637088
just cos you got BTFO in oldham boys, don't get too mad
gf just put out a new video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0FHj6twLbs
>>51637116
>>51637134
>gif
fuck off