1. US
2. Spain
3. France
France
UK
Portugal
i guess
>>51637843
gracias, Iñaki.
Austria has no enemies.
>spain above france
france invade us two times
US
Germany
France
France is now our waifu =3
>>51637862
Spain 2 times too.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intentos_españoles_de_reconquista_de_México
1. UK
2. Germany/Prussians
3. Austrians
t.b.h.
I have no idea, honestly
Starting in the 1800
France
France
France
1. Argentina
That's all I got
France vs the World
LOL
>>51637889
>lose the colonies
>lose again in 1812
>get bailed out in two world wars
USA > UK stay mad tho lol 2bhfam
>>51637990
Poortugal?
>>51638029
Bunker hill?
>>51637843
Portugal was more like a dissident province.
>Straya
>enemies
We're friends with everyone tbqh. Exept Turkey, they can get fucked.
>>51638079
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bunker_Hill
Considered a tie because the brits captured the hill, but also suffered far greater casualties than the colonists.
>>51638156
a ok.
>>51637822
>>51637843
>>51637862
>>51637889
>>51637989
>your enemies are posting without your permission
>>51638018
Yea !
>>51638143
great Emus warriors were your enemies.
the kingdom Emu will be glorious 4 evah
>1. Gommies
>2. Gommies
>3. Gommies
Fucking gommies
>>51637822
US
Russia
China
>>51638029
At least they didn't vote for a nigger
>>51638225
and Gojira/godzilla?
>>51637822
1. Habsburgs
2. Russia
3. Iran
>>51637822
Finns are people of peace, we have had only two enemies:
Russia
Gommunists
>>51638308
But Russians are gommunist
1. UK
2. France
3. Spain
UK
France
I don't know, there are too many; Portugal, USA, Netherlands, Turks, the whole Latin America...
>>51638615
cataluña
>>51638667
>Enemy Countries
>Counties
>>51637822
Nobody knows the struggles I've seen
Nobody knows my sorrow.
>>51638686
segun Mas, Cataluña es un pais.
>>51638029
They didn't lose in 1812 you nonce. If anyone lost it was you, since you didn't annex Canada like you wanted to.
>>51638725
Según Mas Cataluña es la nueva Suiza pero no tienen ni dinero para sanidad.
>>51638782
Los catalanes asi son de pesados?
>>51637822
1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Britain
過去のことは全て精算した。
>>51638822
Sólo los independentistas, que viven en su propio mundo imaginario.
Mongol Empire
Russia
America
China
Starting since the dawn of time itself
1. Everyone
2. Everyone
3. Everyone
>>51638822
Igual que los mexicanos en Youtube.
Muslim countries.
Europe
Africa
Asia
France
Spain
Dunno who else, we fought a lot of people tbqh
>>51638029
>lose in 1812
What?
>>51638876
Yo soy un mexicano muy activo en yotube. El dios Mexivergas no hace nada malo jejeje
>>51638029
>1812
>americans STILL believe they won this war due to government propaganda
big brother is real
>>51637822
Spain
Spain
Spain
>>51637822
we don't have any enemies because we defeated them all
>>51638909
>Dunno who else, we fought a lot of people tbqh
Notice us senpai
>>51638959
>we
1. Denmark
2. Russia
3. Polan
>>51638961
britain and netherlands are bumchums, our PMs have some sort of homoerotic relationship going on in secret
>>51638971
It's appropriate for Britain to use the royal we,
>>51638971
Yes me, you got an issue with that Jacque?
>>51638998
Our PM does look somewhat like a pig, so its understandable.
>>51638961
Probably Germany, Netherlands or US (but probably not US tbqh)
>>51637822
the top of your seal
1.china
2.japan
3.north korea
>>51639300
china?(・_・?)
France
FRANCE
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE
>>51639272
>13 stars
>13 colonies
HMMM, SO SUSPECT
>>51639441
The worst enemy of Germany is the guilt of your history.
>>51639550
germany is the worst enemy of white people
>>51639300
>USA not your enemy despite invading you less than a century ago
countries have been butthurt toward us for less
see: more than half of /int/. although Britain is rightfully getting shit on ITT, which is good
>>51639379
Yes
They historically invaded korea quite a lot.
And supported north korea in 6.25 war
Oh and i forgot Mongolia
>>51639585
this
the identity politics are arguably the worst in the USA right now (with the UK not far behind).
thanks for making the world ashamed of being white, Germoney. we really should have just lost the war deliberately
>>51639585
We are no ones enemy, we're friendly :3
>>51639589
but you saved south korea from becoming vietnam beta version
>>51639589
We didn't invade them so much as supported a faction in the war and kicked out the shitty gommunists.
1. Spain
2. UK
3. France
>>51639652
You are the enemy of Europe.
>>51639701
And we essentially did that to Iraq and Vietnam too. Viets are fairly neutral to us nowadays but Iraqis sure as hell aren't.
>>51639724
we dindu nuffin
>>51639589
The countries that i commented invaded korea far more times than usa
England, France, Germany (and Spain/portugal).
>>51639589
Britain has pretty much had a war with every country on earth at some point so no one likes us very much. We must be one of the few countries on earth that has fought France, the USA, China and Russia.
>>51637822
1. Austria+/-Hungary
2. Ottoman Empire
3. Russia
>tfw everyone's enemy
>>51639741
Korea was very different from Iraq. Iraq had a solid government under Saddam and all we really did was fuck it up. In Korea there was already a large faction of people who wanted democracy and another large faction that wanted communism. With the Koreans we were stabilizing an unstable situation, while in Iraq we did the reverse by inciting conflict.
>>51639741
iraq and vietnam were a failure tho
1. Daneshits
2. Russhits
3. Poles or something
England
Germany too by they honestly can't compare
>>51637822
1. Everyone
2. Everyone
3. Everyone
>>51637822
>>51639956
1. No one
2. No one
3. No one
>>51639956
p sure your greatest enemy is alcohol
Funny how we are historically the biggest Mexico enemy but we do not give a single fuck about them being ours.
>>51639993
Nah their greatest enemy is Russia
>>51637822
UK, France. USA
>>51637822
What ? We're Mexico ennemy ? Why ?
Subhuman Chinks
Imperial Japan
Spain
But I really love Papa España they gave us siesta, an actual cuisine that is not salty ass shit like the rest of the SEA, Catholicism, Fiestas and giving us a edge in learning both English and Spanish very easily
Fuck chink in general
>>51640002
except that is wrong dumb tripfag
>>51637924
>Austrians
Pourquoi ?
>>51640002
This is the epitome of the term cognative dissonance
>>51640028
you literally went to war over some fucking cakes
Bavaria here.
The only historical enemy we have are Prussians and we all know what happened to them. :^)
God is with Bavaria!
>>51638753
But Brit/Canada wanted to get back parts of the US, so they didn't win either
>>51639993
Better than gay culture, Sven
>>51638308
What about reindeer?
>>51639748
Volkswagen's still fucking gassing people
1) Americans (like, individually, everyone hates them here because brainwashing box said that we should)
2) Turkey (not due to Su-24 rustbucket ruckus, historically there is no love lost between us and them)
3) Germany, I guess, two world wars and whatnot
>>51639863
I would have thought your greatest enemy were anti-squatting laws
>>51640089
Nobody won. the war ended when the yanks realised they couldn't win because the napoleonic wars ended in europe and they realised that the entirety of the british army and navy was about to be brought to bear on them instead of a small colonial force so they sued for peace.
Britain who had been at war for over 20 years was happy to oblige because all they ever wanted was the status quo and peace with the colonies.
>>51640150
>Only VW cars have air polution
>>51639990
Canada's greatest enemy is Quebec
1. Spain
2. Paraguay
3. UK
>>51640066
Was it a bloody war ?
>>51640150
fucking lol'd
>>51640221
LAS
>>51640179
>sued for peace
>americans literally SUED their independance
top kek
>>51640162
What do Russians think of Australians?
hungary
russia
kebab
>>51640238
talking about the war of 1812 numbnuts
>>51640046
Vraiment mon ami négroide ?
Guerre de succession autrichienne par exemple ça te dit ?
>>51640239
We have NO STRONG FEELINGS regarding Australia, tho you being a member of the commonwealth doesn't help melting ice, naturally
:(
>>51640162
But dude ;_;
Russia was our Ally for the most part of history.
In the first world war it were the Austrians that attacked towards Russia mainly.
So we only had one direct war in history, a very intense one but still only one.
You can't call us your biggest historical Enemy because of this. The eastern nomads did more destruction.
>>51640210
Living in Quebec, I can assure you that thhis is not true. We love our Canada and want to be apart of it for ever and ever!
Russia
China
Arabs
>>51640225
sort of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastry_War
>>51640253
my bad
dont you think you would have taken it back tho
>>51640310
USA? is that you?
>>51638753
Literally had nothing to do with the start of the war whatsoever.
>>51640310
According to Borat, it's more like
1. Israel (Jews)
2. Israel (jews)
3. Israel (Fucking jews, man...)
>>51640318
Gj killing your new emperor btw, hope you enjoy the drug cartels and the beheadings
>>51640318
>8 death-95 dead
Ouch
Sorry m8s
>>51640359
killing maximiliano was a mistake
>>51640381
dead*
>>51640500
Killing a Habsburg is Serb-tier 2bh
>>51640290
>In the first world war it were the Austrians that attacked towards Russia mainly
Not really. Austrians didn't fare too well against russian army in the first one, most of central powers' military victories on the eastern front were germans doing.
>>51640500
You could have been 1st world, like Sweden
But no, just fuck my future up
>>51640290
>The eastern nomads did more destruction
True that. Did not think my post thoroughly enough
>>51640053
Hahahshahaha
>>51640544
Actually the bolshevik revolution made it pretty easy to win.Also Germany only attacked because Russia supported Serbia that was Attacked by Austria-Hungary that was an Ally of Germany.
It wasn't our war, it doesn't counts.
>>51640331
>>51640337
1. Russia with their colonialism n shit, destroyed history and tried to destroy language
2. Chineese faggots tried to invade us after we beat dzhungars, (and Russia said that they will help us, but they dont) and our ancestors always fought with the China
3. Arabs tried to invade Central Aisa. but they was stopped by turkic khanates, but they managed to spread Islam at south
Does anyone here have the picture of a young Putin in a purple suit, as a kgb officer? I need it.
Thanks in advance.
>>51640653
?
>>51640083
remind me again why did Bavaria not join the Austrian empire
>>51640558
>>51640539
>a manlet freemason who was going to let americans use ur railroads and ports for free just to make some easy money to fuel his coup killed him in the name of democracy
>he later re-elected himself 4 times
JUST
1. Denmark
2. Denmark
3. Denmark
>>51640621
>Also Germany only attacked because Russia supported Serbia that was Attacked by Austria-Hungary that was an Ally of Germany
The war didn't happen because Princip killed Ferdinand and so on and so forth. That was an excuse. The war happened because too many people in too many european countries weren't satisfied with the world map, Russia included
>>51640717
Because we were conquered by Prussia in 1866 who also declared our King Ludwig II. as mentally challenged and "he drow in a sea unfortunatly" shortly after.
>>51640705
Not the one im looking for but thanks.
>>51640861
But Germanys main opponent in the first world war wasn't Russia like in the second.
For Germany the most part of the war happened in France.
>>51640942
True, but for Russia the eastern part WAS the war.
>>51637822
China
Byzantine
Britain
1.China
2.North Korea
3.Reality
>>51637822
1. Brits
2. British Canada
3. Mexico
1.Germany
2. Austria
3. Slovakia
Honorary mention. Poland
USA
USA
Communists
1.Denmark
2.Denmark
3.Denmark
No other two countries will understand the brotherly bloodshed we've had.
1.Brits
2.Japs
2.Soviets
Of course nowadays we have a better relationship with daddy and Japan is our qt waifu.
Everyone and nobody, we switch side
1. Turks
2. Japs
3. All communist countries
Brazil
1. Paraguay
2. Italy
3. Communism
1. Russiya
2. United States
3.CCCP
1. France
2. Spain
3. Germany
1. Iraq
2. Syria
3. Afghanistan
1. China
2. US
3. France
We still hate China, the fucking cunty cocksuckers. I love US and France though, but older guys might not, especially those who are from Northern Vietnam.
Russia
Germany
Don't know maybe Mongolia because they invaded us three times? I still like Genghis a lot and think he did nothing wrong
>>51645361
>nothing wrong
>>51645361
>like Genghis
Sweden
Åland
Lithuania
>enemy
>half of mexican population live in us
>>51645361
>rekt
>>51645383
>Kraków
as I said nothing wrong
>Germany
>Poland
>Austria
Turkey
Hohols
Sweden
China
Russia
North Korea
Turks
Serbs
Italians/Venetians
UK, Russia
idk if anyone else would compare to these two
1. Britain
2. Germany
3. the Habsburg family (Austria/Spain)
>British Empire
>Germany
>USSR
>>51645496
>germany
but aren't you guys 100% German and western?
Spain, England....Germany?
1. *insert Arab nation*
2. *insert Arab nation*
3. Iran
>>51642148
>France and UK
>China and Japan
>Best Korea and South Korea
>Germany and Poland
>US and Mexico
>>51641420
>Reality
But Japan you beat reality using anime and manga. Make yourself proud.
1.Serbia
2.Croatia
3.Allies of these two
>>51645719
How bout I insert my dick in your ass?
>>51637862
We were just helping to get you a bright future
russia and all mudslime countries
>>51645266
A lot of the Vietnam Vets I talk to hold no grudge against your country present day. A lot have went back to visit because it is beautiful.
>>51645647
"Fight them off but adopt their advantages" is how we do it
>>51640046
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Austrians have always been our longest and biggest foe
motherfucking habsburgs
>>51645266
Every Vietnamese person I've ever met has been nothing but kind. Even on the Internet.
>>51645854
Only if I'll insert mine in yours afterwards.
>>51645984
Of course they're kind, they BTFO the shit out of you. They're merciful winners.
>>51646068
Tell that to the Chinese.
Biggest Enemies
>1776-1845
Britain + Injun allies
>1846-1848
Mexico
>1849-1860
Injuns, Mormons, and Right-Wing Mexicans
>1861-1865
The Mentally Retarded
>1866-1897
Injuns
>1898
lol @ Spain
>1899-1916
Filipinos, Cubans, Right-Wing Mexicans, Latin Amerians, Injuns
>1917-1945
Germany + Japan
>1946-1991
USSR + allies
>1992-Present
Durka Durkas
>>51646223
This basically.
Russia
Iran-Arabs
Turkey(Osmanlı)
