You wake up in 1700.
What do?
>>51636002
Be under constant fear of Turks raping me
trade beads, liquor, and empty promises for real estate
Tell the king to beware the anglo scum
Pay 4 000 000 forints per year because muh war ( before the war it was 1 000 000)
>>51636002
Better question would i can bring with me?
annexing Poland, of course
>>51636002
Colonize straya before the anglos
>>51636002
Go to France and become a citizen of France, abandon the shitshow Ottomans will become in following 50 years.
>>51636002
introduce internal combustion engine and automatic rifle, electricity and all other the shit.
conquer the world.
ban islam.
force nipponese draw animu in animu gulags.
>>51636146
>he wants to become a citizen on France
>Just before France hits a revolution
>He wants to live in the age of terror
shaking my head
>>51636192
>1700
He'll be fine
Get a Job with the West Indies Company as a slaver, acquire money and qt brown girl gf.
>>51636002
Escape from sandsultans and offer my boipucci to Portuguese and Spanish navigators
>>51636192
>just before
French revolution is like 80 years later, I would be old even at Seven Years' war
Meanwhile there is a lot of shit going on in Ottomans between 1700s and 1750s
>>51636142
There's a huge chance you wouldn't live to see the first part being annexed in 1772.
But I guess it's Russian historical knowledge that shines through.
>>51636002
Predict the future and tell people about germs.
>>51636002
Migrate to the colonies
defend my lands from dzhungars and qing empire
>>51636002
Be a sea jew and make insane profits
>>51636002
>small tribes
so...tribal stuff I guess?
>>51636453
>sea jew
Fucking lol
>>51636002
>Unite the Maori
>Teach them how to civilisation
>Teach them how to navy
>Crush the British cockroaches in the name of the Ooga Imperium
be a slave ;_;
>>51636347
>Van Leeuwenhoek's main discoveries are:
>the bacteria, (e.g., large Selenomonads from the human mouth), in 1676
world was so interesting in 1700. But in Russia almost nothing was changed
>>51636492
Too busy dying from cold and vodka
>>51636002
join tribe and gay sex
>Maori "states"
>>51636549
have enough balls to save empire.
>>51636567
why Canada was so strange in Florida?
>>51636002
>novaya zemlya
>Aboriginal "People"
Go to 13 colonies I guess.
I ain't living in New France.
eat some moa probably.
Cultivate a nice plantation in an exotic colony.
MY KING, WE MUST SEND MORE PEOPLE TO AMERICA
Oppress some aboriginals, steal their babies etc. Just so they arent as sad about it if it happens again.
>>51639608
This. MAKE AMERICA FRENCH AGAIN.
>>51637446
Why not ?
>>51636002
Fug slav qts
>>51639657
>>51639608
THIS
Run in forests and fuck qts?
Convince revolutionaries to kill chinks instead of the Spanish but at the same time preserve our language so we wouldn't be cùcks
Maybe send a powerful flip Bishop to Italy for potential popes
All in all kill chinks and be more friendly with Spain
Our national hero was very friendly to Spain and hated the fuck out of chinks and I want to continue his legacy
>mfw I would have to attend mass every sunday again or else I'll have the inquisition on me
>>51636002
Make you think just where the hell did Saudi Arabia even came from 300 years ago it was just sand
I would be a poor fisherman or farmer. I would also never travel more than 20 km away from my place of birth my entire life.
>>51636002
literally just travel to the biggest European country Poland - Lithuania
>>51636002
Get raped by Siam.
>>51636002
I live in the state of Kedah. Pretty much get raped by Siam.
I'd probably l join the Dutch Indies Company even if there was a beef with Spain and Portugal at the time. West preferably, not East
convert hungarian heretics
>>51636002
do harakiri
Let's be honest, I seriously lack the skills for life back then, but I can probably teach some of the principles behind shit like combustion engines, firearms, etc.
Tell the abos that I am a god amongst men, and they must listen to me, for pretender gods with skin like mine will come in like seven score years or something.
First thing we need are some of those skills, so conduct an expedition to the East Indies and convince some blacksmiths, masons, miners, etc. to come back with me and bring their families, and in return I will show them a land of gold! ie. the Victorian goldfields.
Apprentice the smartest abos with the skilled immigrants, do a bit of skills exchange, invent the steam engine and start banging out some muskets.
When the Brits come, we take them head on, and fuck their shit up, gain protectorate status and cede some land to them, so they'll still send some white fellas down here.
Everything else goes as normal, but by the contemporary age there's a 10 million strong army of well-educated and rich abos ready to go on Contiki tours around the world and produce legions of bastard abo children.
>Muahahahahahaha
>>51640966
post English men face when they see white man speaking English when they arrive?
Leave Rio, join the portuguese army and ask for a transfer to Macau so I can introduce my portuguese brazilian dick to asian qts.
>>51641203
Since he will speak modern English with an Aussie accent they will probably think he is Dutch/Spanish/French that went there before them and speaks a broken English.
>>51641203
>>51641291
I'd most definitely be dead by then.
>>51636002
Inform them the good news.
In 300 years there will be someone on an image board who constantly posts a world map of this time period, and asks what it would be like. They will forever be remembered by that autist
>>51641367
yfw, you tell them that you are Australian?
Greatest century of my country has just ended. Its only going downhill form here.
>>51641203
Can't stop sucking this language, huh ?
>>51641832
>Soggen tijdens Kaukasus cursus
starve to death
Kill my Swedish overlords
Damn I would love to have lived back then
Conquistar o oeste
>>51641903
>>51642263
>4M
>2010
>>51642131
Anachronistic
Why do you think your life would be better then? Most likely you would be the 18th century equivalent of whatever you are now.
>Study colonial administration
>apply for a job in the East Indies
>live the super comfy life of a colonial governor
>>51642131
You would most likely have been a miserable peasant.
>>51641257
>Brazil
http://static.ylilauta.org/files/g3/orig/l66k48fj/brassik%C3%A4%C3%A4p%C3%A4.mp4
Savoy conquer this and I enjoy my life in the greatest country in the world
>start a revolution
>kill the king
>install constitution
>destroy Brandenburg
>grow stronger
Easy.
Conquer Africa
>>51636002
Make France win the Seven Years Wars and gain control of North America.
>>51642198
this
>>51636228
kek
>>51636002
>be Englishman living in one of His Majesty, the King's (pbuh), thirteen colonies in the western continent
>walk outside
>bear attacks and kills me
>call red coats to help
>forget to pay stamp tax
>get shot
>taken to medic
>medic makes me smell some shit
>"that'll be $14"
>can't afford bill
>redcoats come
>get shot
>pay tax to redccoats as a "thank you" for shooting me
>drink water from Boston river
>weird flavor ever since the rebels threw that tea in the river
>forget the "u" in "flavour"
>get shot again
>die of dysentery
>>51636002
ec-fucking-scuse me
we had our clay along the st lawrence well into the 1800s, as well as solid settlements west near buffalo, and a number of the areas we still hold as reservations
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