>go to school
>have to pack ballistics shield
>>51634166
>american kids are so fat it doesn't even cover them
>>51634166
Dude you are so fucking butthurt holy shit
>>51634166
Going into the hallway doesn't seem to make much sense.
Making reinforced doors might.
>>51634166
Yeah instead of running lets get under a shitty fucking blanket where the gunmen could easily lift it up and shoot us!
>>51634176
it's a two-part defence system
Dump funny black people Facebook dialogue
>go to school in white town
>no problems ever im my life
You wouldn't know about that though, would you abdul al-ajhmeed?
>>51634166
Come on don't be so mad at us
We went to the moon together, remember
>>51634166
> go to school
> plastic knives are banned
>>51634227
Underrated post.
Bump
>>51634166
>go to school
>knives banned
>stabbed by refugees anyway
>be bong
>daddy takes me to school
>accidentally enter sharia area
>daddy is beheaded
>a muslim man wants to marry me
>mommy is senteced to life in prison because she forgot to pay telly license
>now im living with my 60 year old mahmud husband
>he doesnt even have plastic knife license
Such is life of little girls in united kaliphate aka britain.
They don't have tornadoes/earthquakes where you're from?
>>51634166
When I see the picture with no reading your comment, I thought it's for earthquake time and why British has it in no earthquake country.
>>51634166
Still can get shot in the ass
Literally butthurt
>Americans pray to Allah upside down
>>51634294
>>51634752
http://bodyguardblanket.com/pages/bgaboutbodyguard01.html
>>51634166
Be American, get shot.
>>51634166
>>51635268
Hey dude, that joke is really funny, I want to congratulate you.
>>51634224
>>51635095
kek
>>51634166
>get a shit revolver
>shoot 3 or 4 people
>they do the testudo formation
>get some gasoline and burn them
>>51634166
NOT USING BALLISTIC BACKPACK
http://www.policeone.com/police-products/body-armor/articles/7775701-Cop-creates-customizable-backpack-line-with-ballistic-shield-option/
Why aren't american students allowed to conceal-carry ? I don't get it. At least teachers or floor technicians or something.
>>51645671
>Why aren't american students allowed to conceal-carry ? I don't get it.
Because "shall not be infringed" hasn't been a thing since the late 19th century.
Besides, the better question is "why aren't yuropoors (except based estonians and czech) allowed to conceal carry?".
>>51635095
>>51637587
>>51642191
that is good
>>51645671
Because if you ban guns in a select area of a country with 300 million guns it means that people won't start shootings in no guns zones.
>>51634263
>>51634224
where to get those nigger facebook dialogues?
>>51650300
/r/BlackPeopleTwitter
>>51635095
>>51634166
>OH MY GOD HE'S SHOOTING EVERYONE
>QUICK KIDS, GET YOUR BLANKETS
Murica
