>be Muslim
>get carpet bombed
>survive carpet bomb
>get shot by US marine
>survive gun wound
>get tortured in gitmo
>survive torture and get released back to Muslim country
>get carpet bombed again
>be Muslim
>crash your carpet
>get refugee status
>get your revenge
>be Muslim
>move to Europe and enjoy your nice new life
>be Muslim
>go to a Christmas party
>get buttflustered by American """"""banter""""""
>spray a room full of autists with an AR-15
>get shot
>>51634042
>Americans
>Banter
>>51634075
>Canadia
>A LEAF
>be Indian
>be surrounded by women like this 24/7
>can't resist the urge to rape
>>51634410
>American "banter"
>>51634410
Canadia?
What?
>>51634075
>bagged milk
>>51633978
>be muslim
>fly to north america with your magic carpet
>fuck white girls
It is pretty comfy desu
>>51634440
delete this
>>51633978
>Be muslim
>stop
>get beheaded
>be Muslim
>miss your flight by a quarter of an hour
>become mad
>run at a plane and explode
>get shot by first responders
>be fedora tipping redditor-tier atheist blogger in a muslim country
>get beheaded
>be christian
>send hundred thousands of soldiers to the middle east to fight for oil and Israel
>"Hurr durr why do you hate us?"
>>51635705
I wonder what caused the troops to get sent out, Mehmet.
>>51635721
Oil
>>51635721
oil and israel
>be me
>be muslim
>>51636153
what do takbir and that index finger pointing up mean?
>>51636431
1 god above
Takbir=Allahu Akbar
