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>>51630957
乙
>>51630957
乙
I'm not OP, but this is the true Japanese thread.
The other one was made by worst anime fag called "Pantsu-ya"
Don't post on the other thread.
Thanks, OP.
How long ago was the last time you asked out a Japanese girl? How did she react?
A couple of weeks ago I was talking to a girl on the bus and I asked her name, and then I asked if she had a phone number too and she kinda stuttered a bit but basically saying that wasn't going to happen, so I said "alright good talking to you" and she got off at the next stop (which I knew was her stop). It was very awkward and I felt sad like I might cry.
Good morning lads
Another day another Kanji
>>51631391
Maybe she was afraid of ruining the friendship
>>51631391
>which I knew was her stop
How long did you stalk her?
>>51631370
>t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51630957
thank you for making a new thread!
>tfw you will never enjoy a beautiful sunset with a cute white gf
>>51631425
No no. I just asked what stop she was getting off at on the bus. I didn't stalk her jeez why would you assume such a thing. That wicked part of me is hidden from the real world.
>>51631419
This was a cute girl who sat near me on the bus I'd just met. Not someone I'd been friends with.
>>51631460
I can be your tanned girlfriend
>>51631460
>tfw you will never enjoy a beautiful sunset with a cute white gf
If you wanted a cute white gf, you would have had to win the war. Instead though "the war situation developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage and the general trends of the world turned against her interest." I really wish history had turned out differently.
>>51631504
>Not someone I'd been friends with.
>>51631567
>rich oil faggot is a girl
I'm going to start calling you hime-sama then, just to be a douche. I bet you still haven't talked to your lawyer about getting you a visa either.
>>51631567
Fuck oooooooooofffff Muslim
>>51631605
Are you that grumpy anon? I missed you. Also no I'm just teasing the jap
Well I changed my mind and wanted to try Malaysia after I watched 500000 trillion videos of asian countries that night
Hello.
Is this the new thread?
>>51631731
Yes desu.
>>51631588
I sometimes think, what if the repairs of the USS Yorktown were sabotaged by Japanese spies, and the allies were unable to crack the Japanese JN-25b code. The attack at midway would have been a surprise attack by the Japanese instead of the reverse. The US navy would have been crippled, and the Japanese would have pushed full force into Hawaii, completely annexing it. Their momentum would have carried over to California, where they could have started bombing US shipyards along the western coast relatively unopposed, wiping out their ability to replenish their destroyed naval fleet.
http://mainichi.jp/select/news/20151204k0000e040133000c.html
Holy fuck takamasa sakurai is dead, jumped to the rails apparently drunk
>>51631636
Don't be a meanie
>>51631410
グーテン モルゲン ドイツサン
ユー キャン ドゥー イット ウィズ ユア ホモパワー
>>51631768
Thanks desu
I'm stuck in a café all day today until 10pm because I don't have anywhere to go. My room won't be ready until 10pm, pls help me Japan what should I do
Helllllllllllppppppppppppp mmeeeeeeeeeeeeee japan. I don't want to shitpost all day in a café heeelelllllllppppppp mmeeeeeeeee
>>51631719
>Also no I'm just teasing the jap
If you insist hime-sama.
>otaku discrimination
>>51631881
>My room won't be ready until 10pm
Where are you from
>>51631884
Pls no I'm not into wearing questionable clothes
>>51631931
If you wish to dress like a tomboy that's your decision hime-sama.
>>51631814
Who?
>>51631588
I think we had to bring poor little girls from 2nd world countries right after the collapse of the Soviet Union.
>>51631972
some fagget who had a radio show with uesaka sumire, he traveled to other countries to spread japanese culture.
ただいま!
今日はいい天気ね!
>>51631972
デ。ペッカ•ケッコネン
おやすみ
>>51631994
I think we have to throw you away into the sea
>>51632209
おやすみ
>>51632260
Don't kill me.
>>51632158
>今日はいい天気ね!
It reminds me you said "今日はいい天気ね" with a cute fox image at 6a.m. even when a big typhoon was coming.
>>51632388
今日は暑いね!
>>51632388
うん! I lost that reaction image, I should try and find it! but today I must study, 休み tomorrow ですから
>>51632420
I used to wonder what the deal was with that neet
Then I saw that official image of her in that chair with the superlewd face and her feet up in the air
Started fapping right there and then, no wonder people like her so much
>>51632472
>Then I saw that official image of her in that chair with the superlewd face and her feet up in the air
Which one is that?
She's the only fun character in cinderella girls. Every episode I watched I was hoping she would show up
Due to the poor quality of the previous thread, I'll ask this again.
Why do you prefer 4chan instead of 2chan?
>>51632586
2chans dead
>>51632472
>Then I saw that official image of her in that chair with the superlewd face and her feet up in the air
L
I
N
K
( ・∀・)
http://i.imgur.com/Zys51jo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/g0Qi3vI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/X8pG93D.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zDBMT05.jpg
>>51632586
The Japanese probably want to learn English and like the fact this site has been updated in the last 20 years
>>51632573
The idolmaster anime is real? I thought it was just cg in the game
Got to watch it then, there seems to be a lot of fap material for idolmaster and knowing the girls makes it more exciting to fap to them
I only know the neet and Takane so far, I fucking love Takane she is perfect
As for the image, I dunno, I just watched a youtube video of one of her songs and once the guy beat the song he got to the victory screen showing that lewd image
>>51632586
Because there is no foreigners on 2chan and we Japanese girls come to here to meet white guys with huge cocks.
>>51632661
Japan-san stop saying such things. I know you are really just an insecure guy.
Maybe you should go to a strip club or something and cuddle with a girl a little. That would make you feel better.
>>51632661
Yo, "we"?
Pics please.
>>51632770
there you go again
what makes you think us gaijin will get anything from them? The girls who DO give pictures out are probably walking vectors for aids
>>51632661
>>51632770
They are really just an insecure guy, so there will be no pics.
>>51632586
I like both
>>51632640
>I just watched a youtube video of one of her songs and once the guy beat the song he got to the victory screen showing that lewd image
This one?
Yeah the anime is real, just make sure to watch the not cinderella girls one first, it's better
>>51632586
I bet you won't come to a thread in 2chan, will you?
>>51632871
That image is extremely perverted!!!
>>51632586
i want BBW!
>>51632874
Why should I?
>>51632882
What do you mean perverted?
>>51632871
Yeah that one
Thanks for saving me the effort of saving it myself
>>51632882
http://girlsnews.tv/reimage/w1000/img20150718hokawakanon1.jpg
http://girlsnews.tv/reimage/w1000/img20150718hokawakanon4.jpg
http://girlsnews.tv/reimage/w1000/img20150718hokawakanon9.jpg
http://girlsnews.tv/reimage/w1000/img20150718hokawakanon11.jpg
>>51633022
I just fapped man...
>>51632750
>>51632789
I'm really a girl.
>>51633010
Can you fap to such a little girl?
>>51633109
Why would you want to be with a white american man? Most of them hate women, you can tell because they oppose their human right to have an abortion.
>>51633149
I don't want to marry them, I only want their dicks.
>>51633146
The only thing I cant fap to is hentai of victims having physical harm done to them and scat
The rest is all fappable
>>51633202
Oh alright.
Mine is very small though. Maybe some other guy here can help you.
>>51633241
So can you fap to from a little child to old woman?
>>51633336
Yes
Toddlers and really really old do not interest me though
>>51633149
Aren't you white?
or are you a girl?
>>51633362
It's a spic. Don't trust him.
>this nigger I know claims to have a Chinese gf
>literally never posts pictures of her or with her
>only one wechat conversation
Would black guys actually go to such extreme lengths to pretend they get laid in asia? lol
>>51632023
>>51633109
>>51633384
Are these the only grills here?
>>51633384
I'm not a spic, I'm a mulatto though so close.
>>51633416
yes. you and he>>5163335 are girl too.
>>51633416
We are all girls here
>>51633515
I wish I was a girl...
I would like to be an ugly and lonely girl. It would be nice.
>>51633384
What do you think about white guys?
>>51633440
Have you suffered from racism?
>>51633515
Can I borrow your dress?
Holy shit, there are fucking chinks coming in and out of this café every 2 seconds blowing very cold air on me from outside every time
It's driving me fucking nuts
>>51633636
Why are you browsing the internet in a cafe like a douche?
>>51633611
Only twice.
Once at an expensive summer camp in Vermont where I was the second darkest person there (and I'm pretty light skinned). That was more covert racism.
Another time at an expensive bar in Harlem, where they refused to serve me saying I was too drunk, even though I had not had very many drinks. While I was there, one of the frequent patrons, a wealthy black gentleman said "niggers just want to smoke weed and pop out babies." He said he could use such language because he was black, but I thought it was an incredibly racist thing to say. It's a shame because that place had really yummy food and drinks, but I wouldn't be comfortable going back.
So uh... when do we re-militarize Japan?
>>51633685
Because his hotel won't let him check in until late.
>>51633691
so ahh the first time was imaginary shit and the second was a nignog? sounds absolutely mortifying
>>51633630
Go ahead, I'm going to sleep now anyways
>>51633691
that's too bad.
>>51633881
rude
>>51633782
It wasn't bad, just perturbing. I really don't give a shit desu.
>>51633822
good night!
Finnish-zoiko kun!
>>51633881
なんで?
Is it correct to use すみません in a situation like, "すみません, what does this mean?"
(Obviously the whole thing would be in japanese, I just don't speak japanese yet)
>>51633939
あんまり気にしないほうがいいよ
http://desustorage.org/int/search/text/死ね/country/US/
I cant study
I feel overwhelmed, but at the same time very content
おかしい気持ちです
>>51634085
Time for happy cuddle times with some qt?
>>51634032
yes!
it's correct. "what does this mean?" is "これは何という意味ですか?"
>>51634085
Then don't study. The key to becoming burnt out and fail is forcing yourself to study when you don't want to.
>>51634144
I hear in Japan they don't believe in burn out, and that everyone should force themselves to study or work harder.
>>51634085
just watch anime with English subs.
>>51634144
Yes, I am taking the entire day off tomorrow from everything
I just want to squeeze out what little I can before the doors shut
>>51634119
ありがとう (:
>>51634180
Where did you hear it? We have exact translation of "burn out" it is called 燃え尽きる it is literal translation and exactly the same meaning.
>laptop battery about to die
>no outlets to plug in laptop anywhere
>already went to other cafes
>same deal; no outlets
>>51634180
kek
Not at all desuyo.
We are lazy as fuck.
>>51634536
I thought that Singapore is the most convenient country in Asia
>>51634044
die with him okama
>>51634559
yeah
we are just pretending to be hard worker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtsOQz2I09g
Tonight, I'm going to a restaurant with a Japanese girl.
How do I ask her if she wants to date me (i.e. be my girlfriend)?
>>51634720
Don't
>>51634720
sukidesu tsukiatte kudasai
>>51634720
Don't bother asking, you faggot. You will be shut down.
>>51634592
What about all the reports of suicide and overworking? Is it just a meme?
>>51634720
"omanko misete" is the best.
>>51634844
It's true but most of us are not working hard unlike those who kill thmeselves
>>51634844
No, japanese people are just very sensitive. Even a little work makes them feel bad already.
>>51634783
>>51634806
>>51634843
Going out to dinner was her idea. I want to ask her, "Did you invite me to dinner because you like me?"
>>51634935
maybe, some day
>>51634989
Ask her if she wants your meat stick.
>>51634592
Yes, we are just pretending to be busy and hard worker. But most of the time, we drink, eat and sing karaoke.
>>51634844
It's just a meme.
Our suiside rate is not that high.
There are many countries which suicide rate is higher than ours.
>>51634989
>I want to ask her, "Did you invite me to dinner because you like me
I have to say you are a pure guy
>>51634676
Are oranges really considered a rare fruit in Japan?
>>51635039
>There are many countries which suicide rate is higher than ours.
All of them are poor second/third world countries though. I'm pretty sure he meant it in first world.
>>51634989
Ask if she poops.
You the answer is yes, you should get out while you can (unless you're a gaylord lmao)
>>51634983
If you're not one, you're other one of them who bullied suiciders.
>>51635082
It's popular and average as fuck desu
>>51635082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJAdrsC4Sw4
>>51635097
but anon, everybody poops.
you have to ask if she FARTS.
>>51635100
why? any of my workers never committed suicide.
maybe you were bullied?
こんにちわ
私の命はミクさんの足をもとに存在しています
I tried
>>51635207
hello Ahmed!
>>51635207
>こんにちわ
I see natives type this sometimes as a casual greeting, but I'm afraid to do it myself 2bh because people might think I unintentionally made a writing mistake.
>>51635083
According to Kim, South Korea is the psedo first cunt.
>>51635274
>According to Kim, South Korea is the psedo first cunt.
And the fact is it is not.
This triggers Americans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsjJSWO6RP4
>>51635156
have you ever heard of institutionalized racism
>>51635292
South Korea is the first country! You dirty jap asshole!
>>51635294
this trigger me...the good old days.
>Clock is almost 1730
Feels like it was 1440 just a few minutes ago
>>51631391
I told the bish who invited me to the theatre once we should bake cookies because it's the season and I know she likes baking.
Response: Her husband is coming in 2 weeks.
I took that as a no, but that's kinda fucking stretch, looks like she's afraid I'm trying to bang her.
I just wanted to bake cookies with a friend nigga
why don't you talk about homura.
this homura's eyes look like a red moon.
>>51635210
sounds philosophical
>>51635367
she's great but she's just a meme,you know,german philosophy,Ich töte mich
>>51635367
who is homura?
>>51635398
google Puella magi madoka.
>>51635398
she is a character of madoka magica!!!
I love her
>>51635347
You misunderstood.
She was saying that her husband is coming home soon, so you should move things along faster, be a bit more aggressive.
The right response would be "I'd love to keep your company until then in that case."
>>51634720
You can't go wrong with a good 'ol "irete mo ii?"
159th for my penis
>>51635304
I posted the previous comment based on what media and bereaved families said. Does that racism have something to do with my comment?
>>51635381
But does it sound grammatically correct
>>51635439
I forgot to post the body language. It said no too.
Also if she wants it she can have it later, he will probably stay for a few weeks max.
>>51635474
"をもとに存在して" is abstract.
No clear picture comes to mind.
But I can't say it's wrong, because it's used in a philosophical sentence.
東京・千代田区の靖国神社で爆発音がした事件で、防犯カメラに映っていた韓国人の男は、
前日までに神社を訪れていた可能性があることがわかった。
11月、靖国神社のトイレで爆発音がして、金属パイプや時限発火装置とみられる不審物が見つかった事件で、
防犯カメラに映っていた27歳の韓国人の男は、事件の2日前に入国し、事件当日の午後、
羽田空港からソウルの金浦空港行きの便で帰国していた。
その後の警視庁公安部の調べで、神社の防犯カメラには、
事件の前日までにも、特徴のよく似た男が映っていたことがわかった。
事前に現場の状況を確認した可能性があり、公安部は、男と事件との関連を慎重に調べている。
>>51635512
>tfw can't read body language
This is why I shouldn't leave my apartment.
>>51635836
>事件の2日前に入国し、事件当日の午後、
羽田空港からソウルの金浦空港行きの便で帰国していた。
完全にテロ目的じゃん
やっぱ韓国は日本の敵だな
これで韓流ブームとかやってたんだからウジテレビは異常だよ
>>51632661
I did not want to see korea
>>51635901
イスラム国よりは、ましっちゃあましなんだけどテロであることに変わりはないわな
>>51635952
ローソンのピザまんにローソンのベーコンマヨネーズふわふわパン
>>51635272
I have seen Japanese writing slang most of the time, whenever I acknowledge something is slang I try not to use it either.
That's why the news are so great to study. The news hosts will always speak in polite and proper Japanese
ローソン兄さん、二度とおしぼりを忘れてちまうな
イスラム国
○ISIS
>>51636036
>>51636064
#isisクソコラグランプリ
>>51635901
>>51635984
あんな程度の低い芝居に引っかかるなよ
お前らが一般チョンを目の敵にしてる間に支配層チョンの安倍が日本ボロボロにしてるんだぞ
何かチョンっぽい人が安倍を批判してる
ってことは安倍を支持すればもっとチョンを痛めつけれるのか
気持ち悪い変なのいるけど無視して良さそう
>>51636091
>>51636124
わかり手
>>51636140
気持ち悪いとはどのようにですか?
>>51636162
チョンチョン言ってるところが最高にレイシストって感じするし控えめに言ってキモすぎるからこの世から消えてほしい
おちょんちょんきむちぃー
>>51636124
>>51636140
ネトウヨが北チョンの成りすましなのは常識だろ?
騙されてる底辺日本人も混じってるとはいえ中心になって扇動してるのは北チョン統一教会だし
>>51636195
japだnipだの言ってる外人にはやさしいのに変だな、それは
>>51636195
ちょんまげの略語なのでは・・・
>>51633384
Hi veggie, how are you?
>>51636229
右翼=ネトウヨってなってきてるのすごい迷惑そうだよね。
ネトウヨってただのレイシストじゃん
>>51636235
安倍がアメリカの手先の朝鮮人だって指摘されてファビョってるだけだよ、4chもほんと偽日本人だらけで嫌になってくるわ。
>>51631391
A few weeks ago I invited a Japanese classmate to the Skytree. We ended up holding hands and it was a great time.
嫌儲っぽいのが本格的に湧いてきてるな
ちょっと気に食わない人はすぐ朝鮮人呼ばわりか。思考回路どうなってるんだ
>>51636275
日本に本当の右翼なんてほとんど居ないんじゃないの。右翼だの保守だの名乗ってる奴は全員アメリカに媚びへつらってる腰抜けだらけで出自が日本人じゃないような奴らばっかりだし。ここにも沢山いるみたいだけどね。
>>51635836
Yeah
Everyday Koreans are arrested in Japan.
Their crime rate is incredibly high.
And this case, it's terrorism.
>>51636327
薬で抑えているけど、カンキチ(完全なるキチ外)
>>51636282
何でも韓国人に見えてしまうのは心の病気です
一度専門医を受診される事をお勧めします
>>51631391
this is exactly why you stay in your bed and never ever try
>>51636328
村上ファンドの村上のおっさんも日本人じゃないよね。
村上の父親は在日台湾人とインド人のハーフ
あのぎょろっとした目はインドの血
>>51636195
>>51636229
>>51636275
>>51636282
>>51636328
go to >>>/pol/ or /poverty/ in 2ch
ネトウヨとかネトサヨとか言っているアホは2chへ行ってくれ
日本人に政治の話なんてできないんだよね、それ一番言われてるから。
禿げかけのちょんまげ
![the worst ending.mp4_snapshot_05.16_[2015.11.29_11.53.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/AD2Zd7a.png "the worst ending.mp4_snapshot_05.16_[2015.11.29_11.53.24].png")
日本人は日本人らしくキモオタクしようよ
ほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむらほむら
>>51636378
それはハーフは皆日本人じゃないって言ってるようなもんだろ
>>51636386
これな
>>51636400
政治っていうか8割方ただの韓国の話だからね
>>51636442
水原希子は日本人じゃないぞw
>>51636400
/int/ is not political board
if you want to discuss about politics, you should go to >>/pol/ or 2ch
>be Korean
>have to take a shit in yasukuni shrine
>get arrested for explosive diarrhea
日本人(哲学)
>>51634573
Nah man their auto market is the fucking worst.
They have to pay over double what any other country would pay.
>>51636496
>you should go to >>/pol/ or 2ch
no way
They should go to YAFUCKOME
>>51636532
why would you want a car if you lived in singapore?
>>51636555
意味通じん
次からスレタイをKorean Threadにするといい
>>51636555
haha, that's right
>>51636570
ヤフコメとファックをかけてるんだろ
>>51636566
Because cars are fun?
I live in a city with great public transport and I'm still gonna get one in the new year
>>51636570
ヤフコメに行けって言ってるんじゃね
>>51636612
cars kill people
can't wait until manually driving a car is prohibited
>>51636476
>>51636595
さすがにパリほどじゃないにしても日本でテロが起きたら多少は話題にはなって当然じゃないか
>>51636648
>>51636648
Literally fuck off, kraut
> MFW you probably drive an autotragic shitbox
>>51636682
テロの話題→わかる
アベガー政治ガー陰謀ガー→消えろ
do you understand?
おはよう皆さん。
>>51636751
おはよー
ポルトガルくん
>>51636648
kitchen knives also kill people
what do you think?
>>51636751
おは
>>51636751
おっはー
己様は眠い
>>51636751
おはよう葡萄牙様
>going to hokkaido tomorrow
wat do
>>51636835
おはよー!!起きてー!!カンカンカンカン!!カンカンカンカンカン!!朝だよ!!外明るい!!ねえねえ!!見て見て!!すごい!!外!!明るい!!!!カンカンカンカンカンカンカンカン!!カンカンカンカン!!
>>51636848
Driftos with your doritos
明日はお歳暮を買いに行きます
何にしようかな?
>>51636855
己様とは君だよ?
>>51636835
>日本に7pmくらいです
>眠い
糖尿病患者?
>>51636751
t.Alberto Barbosa
>>51636880
無知バレ辛み
Does Japan celebrate Christmas or what?
Whats it like?
Is it like a big thing?
>>51636880
>>51636919
http://dictionary.goo.ne.jp/srch/jn/己様/m0u/
>>51636935
It's not a holiday in Japan.
>>51636882
違うよw
たくさん歩いて疲れた
I like food
do you like food?
>>51636935
You buy a KFC chicken bucket on Christmas, and eat it.
>>51637016
So no big family dinner?
No waking up at stupid times cause the younger kids want to open their presents?
No companies spending millions on advertising?
Damn.
>>51637046
Thats weird desu
>>51631391
Hey man, to be honest, this is still a good thing. You overcame the embarrassment of talking to a stranger on the bus and even though it didn't work out, it's a stranger. You took a shot in the dark and missed but there's no consequences. At least you tried, buddy.
>>51636935
It's a big thing for 20's normies and children.
i am small japanese girl(only 150 senchi)
i live in mie prefecture, it is countryside, do you know?
i really really want gaijin bf, i cannot say in english but どうしても欲しいです。
gaijin man have very big penis, japanese man have very small penis.
only big strong gaijin man is satisfy me.
but there are no gaijin in mie prefecture.
So can foreigners never post on 2chan OR 2ch? Why? What's the point of that?
>>51636935
most Japanese people think Christmas only as an event for eating cakes and KFC (not a turkey)
normies have a date and sex on Christmas...
>>51637135
no one in japan speaks english so they can't moderate that shit
>>51637071
Should second that.
>>51637135
Grory of Nippon.
>>51637163
>>51637150
but is it on 2ch, 2chan, or both?
>>51637061
>no big family dinner?
Right.
>No waking up at stupid times cause the younger kids want to open their presents?
Right.
>No companies spending millions on advertising?
No, this happens.
It's more of a couples holiday than a family holiday.
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