I'm slightly overweight and do indeed enjoy a good burger. I have shot guns at a shooting range, but I've never been shot.
none
>>51628643
I am a 6,6 350lb god fearing aryan with 3 qt american wife married to keks and i have 450 registered kids.
My cum taste like maple syrup and i make 2 400 000$ a year after taxes which i don't pay.
>>51628767
This is delicious bait
>>51628643
I have an Asian fetish, wear flannel and have a beard
I have shitty internet, enjoy BBQs and call almost everybody "mate", but my name isn't Bruce or Steve.
im retarded and im american
I'm lazy and eat tacos all the time.
Im blonde, blue eyed and tall.
I love eating Schnitzel and think Hitler was an awesome guy.
>>51628643
I speak french and english and speak like the stereotypical canadian
My family used to own a maple syrup farm.. one of the OG ones. My great uncle used to drink a glass of maple syrup a day, never had health complications from it.
>>51628643
I'm lazy and talk loudly
I am a descendant of Italians and consequently white..
If I get takeaways it's fish and chips
I say sorry and thank you to everyone that does anything that's even remotely related to me.
>>51628982
Do many fish and chip shops over there do burgers and other stuff like that, too?
>>51628643
I'm a manlet.
I love junk food.
>tfw I'm really skinny so I haven't stopped eating a lot of it and it's going to bite me in the ass later
>>51629034
Yeah but it bites everyone sooner or later, whether they get fat or not. At least you don't get fat from it, so there's that.
>>51629004
Yeah the general menu is fish, chips, burgers, fritters, battered sausage and milkshakes, add chinese foods to that if it's run by asians
>>51629034
How old bud?
I'm not a paedophile, a Muslim extremist or rich. I do avoid tax when I buy things though. Not aware of any others
>>51629074
You forget your proxy lad?
>>51628643
I'm lazy.
>>51629034
You don't eat that much. Your metabolism doesn't just drop off after teens, you just think you eat more than you do.
t. Ex skelly
>>51629091
Nah I'm from Jersey but living here atm
I love bread
I love cheese
I like wine
I love biking
>>51629102
Is Jersey known for Muslim extremists?
>>51629120
It is on /int/ because of the sheikh
>>51629107
>I love biking
Never heard this stereotype before. Do you like surrendering?
>>51629057
Yeah but I don't wanna get diabetes either lol.
>>51629063
24
i drink sweet tea
im poor
and im not the sharpest knife in the drawer
>>51629214
I'm basing myself off that pic
Also I do own the type of shirt drawn in the pic
>surrendering
Never had the occasion present itself t b h
>>51629254
Wanna see my knife?
>>51629280
I-I like biking too
I keep a shotgun under my bed, own a deep fryer, and drive everywhere.
>>51629298
yeah buddy
>overweight
>really like burgers and fast food
such is life
>>51629058
Same as here by the sound of it.
>>51629230
Do you plan on stopping it, or do you plan on it, but keep putting it off?
>>51629312
>own a deep fryer
who doesn't? it's a very basic cooking instrument
>>51629389
Me too, am I an honorary American?
>>51628643
I do enjoy siesta
I talk very loud and move my hands quite a lot
I eat paella once a week, at least
I sometimes act macho
I don't consider myself to be lazy tho
>>51629429
>canadian flag
you already are by default
>>51629309
Only non-humans don't
>i like to hue
>>51629429
you are now senpai
>>51629465
Shut up Mexico of Europe
>>51629107
>I love biking
As in riding a motorcycle or a bicycle?
>>51629515
didn't mean to offend you, no need to be rude
>>51629514
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>51629337
Only if you promise to polish it.
>>51628877
>t. Juan Emilio Rodriguez
>>51629519
As in riding bikes obviously
>>51629514
>Pleblaska
>>51629589
man i already got enough to do
My internet is capped at 300gb/month with 1.2mb/s most of the time. I managed to convince my parents to upgrade after a while. It was at its worst in my early teens when we had a 20gb/month plan with about 400kb/s. Turns out that plan was actually retired ages ago and our company were just being huge jews and not telling us.
>>51629602
Don't be a dick.
>>51629514
Why is Nevada's most read book about Australia
>>51628643
I am 75% Spaniard descent with an Italian surname. I like tango and I love watching The Simpsons reruns
>>51629656
Alright, as in bicycles right now but I'd like to try my hands at motorcycles in the future
I don't talk much.
>>51629604
You can do it WHILE getting shot.
>>51629514
if i ever get to america.. i think ill be moving to oregon
>>51629682
I've heard that motorcycles are pretty popular in Europe. Is that true?
>>51628991
Same. I've had people think I'm Canadian.
>>51629710
I wouldn't say that
I mean I don't know how it is in Australia but here I very rarely see motorcycles
My name is Joe and I have no problem engaging in conversation with random strangers..
I like to hate Americans and I say eh a lot
>>51629406
Puto gordo
>>51629940
It is fun eh, Jews are to /pol/ as burgers are to us
>>51629566
>>51629602
>>51629704
The midwest was a mistake
>>51629514
>Tennessee
>Fearless: The Undaunted Courage and Ultimate Sacrifice of Navy SEAL Team SIX Operator Adam Brown
fucking hell yeah
>>51628918
>think Hitler was an awesome guy.
>>51629704
As someone who lives there, it matters where you move to. Portland and all the college towns are super leftist, and only getting worse because a bunch of hipster fucks are moving in from L.A. Most of the state is great, though.
i'm dumb
>>51629514
>Maine
>Looking for Alaska
>It's so far away they can't find it
My name's Steve, but I spend all of my time indoors, I don't drink at all, I don't have any mates to go to the pub with and I'm not a blue collar worker.
>tall
>blonde
>light eyes
>strong jaw
>introverted
>assburger
>drunk
