Your country
Have you ever jacked off in the bathroom at work?
USA
Yes
Kingdom of Spain
Yes. Also fugg.
>>51625279
whats with the pic
Yes, even a couple of times at the office.
>>51625305
dick related scuba diving accident.
you made this thread because you feel weird about what you've done and seek validation right?
A leaf
I jerked off in the bathrooms of every jobs I had.
yep, that's no big deal
>>51625305
> he doesn't serve a disinterested drop dead gorgeous moddle aged governess who gets off on keeping him in a chastity belt for 9 months then draining his thick as fuck potent sperm with pic related and using it for skin moisturizer to keep her looking ridiculously gorgeous
What are you even doing in life, relation
>>51625279
Aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi.
Yes. About once a month.
>>51625369
No, I made this thread to see howany people around the world jack off at work.
>>51625459
Ignore Poland, they're full of the vinegar.
>>51625341
what about the pump things on his nipple?
>>51625417
>being into femdom
closet homo detected
usa
no, it's too busy. I have jacked off in a public dorm bathroom though.
>>51625558
>closet homo
No, I have serious mother issues.
You wouldn't understand
no
i've never had a job
Control yourselves.
>>51625279
>in the bathroom
>not at workstation
what a fucking loser
i sit alone at the office so i mostly play erotic mods for neverwinter nights and fap
>>51625682
Sweet Hezekiah, is that real
>>51625689
This man is the pinnacle of human achievement.
I'm in awe of you. Seriously.
>>51625706
>He's that one retard who asks if things are real on Youtube comments
>>51625706
Made up
>>51625532
Have you ever even been scuba diving?
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>>51625933
That is racist.
>>51625279
Multiple times
>>51625745
yea, i've found a dream job
my work consists of looking from time to time on overseeing system to check if something is broken, and then at the end of the day writing a short report about what has broken (nothing ever brakes)
i sit alone at office, out of 8 hours of work i actually work for at most 30 minutes, for the rest of the time i play video games while drinking beer
i also earn above-average salary while doing it
>>51625558
>he doesn't want a woman to force him to impregnate her
>>51625874
well obviously no
>>51625279
Yup
>>51625279
at school
in class
at work
in public
jerkin off rules
>>51626317
How do you pull off doing it in class?
>>51626332
uhhh i was going to answer this, but then i realized how pathetic my answer was, so im definitely not going to do it
one time though, i climaxed right at the end of class, and my teacher was "hey are you alright" but i was like HNNNNNNNGGGGGG
bwahahahaha
ah shit that happened
http://spermcowmilking.tumblr.com/
I don't think there's a place I've visited regularly and haven't wanked in to be honest
>>51626417
>uhhh i was going to answer this, but then i realized how pathetic my answer was
microdick?
>>51626417
You have to be at least 18 years of age to be on this website.
>>51626332
You don't, everyone knows you did it.
>>51625279
no
I don't even think I masturbated outside home in my life, damn I'm really behind you people
>>51626675
It would be a nice way to pass a boring lecture I suppose.
>>51626433
i for some reason expected that cow girl tumblr, i dont know why i clicked it
