1. Your cunt
2. Do you shoplift?
3. If so what do you shoplift?
I shoplift small things, like headphones and usb's, what about you guys?
>>51624974
fuck off nigger
>>51624993
I'm white :^)
I take small shit like candies or soda
Things that the store probably wouldn't make a big deal over
>>51625057
Same
>>51624974
I'm not a disgusting criminal.
>>51624974
I'd only steal if it was worth a lot of money. And I haven't done for years.
Stealing things that are under $50 would just make me a even more scummy cunt.
I haven't stolen anything in my life.
>>51627424
Stealing anything is wrong, no matter how much it worth.
>>51624974
I'm not a nigger so no.
ITT: nigger scum
>>51624974
I couldn't steal anything because I'd always keep in mind that the cashier/shop workers will have to pay for it.
>>51627462
i once entered movies without paying and then i bought soda afterwards because i felt wrong
>>51627529
You're retarded
>>51627529
PANAMA?!
You're not fucking welcome in this thread
I only shoplift food items like 1 or 2 limes or peppers usually when I'm shopping for ingredients for a particular recipe.
>>51624974
I'm not poor enough to steal retail crap.
>>51624999
doesn't mean you're not a stupid stinky nigger
>>51629714
sorta does though
I've never shoplifted but I take things from work sometimes, I work at a concession stand so by that I really mean I'll take like a box of skittles once in a while
The closest I came to shoplifting was when I was 6, I walked into a store and saw some gum and really wanted it. My dad said I'd have to check with my mom(who was in the car). I proceeded to run to the car, gum in hand, and ask, "Mom can I get this?" She then flips out and says I need to take it back in the store because I just stole it. I was scared and didn't want the gum anymore because I felt bad, I then apologized to the store keeper who was very confused.
I stole a (one) bell pepper a few days ago because it was one of those stores where you have to weight it yourself while at the store where I used to go it was done by the cashier
I was unloading my backpack on the conveyor belt thing and noticed at the bottom and since I was too beta to tell the cashier I needed to go back and weight it I said nothing
Only if I hate the store/company, so really only Radio Shack. If they think I'm gonna pay 5 dollars for 5 resistors they can go straight to hell.
I'm white. The theft I commit is done online.
>>51624974
I've shoplifted candy with friends for the thrill a couple of times and even got caught once. Never done it since. I'm not white.
I can't even steal can food from an old grandma and let my friends down.Because of me we're dead
>>51631319
They are old, the winter is harsh.
>>51627463
Who says? There's nothing wrong with stealing from the jews who are constantly trying to steal from you.
>>51631005
>sweden
We already know akbar
I once bought a ticket for a pg-13 movie then snuck into an R movie
also when PID scamming was huge I "stole" electronics. Not really stealing though when the company sends it to me at a drophouse and I pick it up :^)
>>51624974
I steal women's dreams by knocking them up and leaving
>1. Your cunt
Cunt.
>2. Do you shoplift?
Nah. I'm an adult now, I can just pay for shit.
>>51624974
I've never shoplifted, however I once accidentally stolea bike, but I returned it some hours later
>>51624974
US
Once upon a time I was very poor. I went to grocery stores and ate food in the store, because it's a safer alternative than shoplifting. I did it for about two weeks before my roommate got a job at a taco bell and brought home tons of spanish rice.
>>51632041
How did you accidentally steal a bike?
Swede on vacation in Japan
When I was a kid I shoplifted a cheap Warhammer blizterpack once just because I wanted to see how it was like shoplifting something and i regretted it very deeply afterwards and felt like an outlaw for like a month
Pretty sure the guy running the store actually saw me shoplift it but did not do anything since I came there quite a lot with my rich grandparents buying loads of warhammer figures and I guess he thought calling me out would embarrass me so much that I would stop going there
>>51632108
>cheap
>warhammer
I'm seeing a major fucking plothole in this story
>>51632155
yeah I should have written "relatively cheap" tbhfam
It was one of those 7 dollar packs, just a single direwolf if I recall correctly
>>51632096
story time
>bycicle racks at my uni
>friend always leaves his bike at the racks without lock
>jockingly makes-believe as if he was stealing a bike without a lock
>i don't realize it was his bike
>I follow up and do the same with another bike
>bike didnt have a lock either
>whe ride home laughing
>arrive at his house
>realize he just took his bike and I stole one
>feel bad and return it later
just white things m8
>>51632299
Mexicans truly are better than Americans
>>51624974
nigger
>>51624974
1. America
2. No
3. Fuck you
t. Loss Prevention at a retail store
I robbed a 7-11 cash register once
>9:30 PM
>cashier walks into the back
>take off my sweatpants
>tie them around face
>run in, open register, snatch about $50
>>51632410
>take off my sweatpants
>tie them around face
u wot m8
>>51632421
7-11s have CCTV
I think
I may have robbed a store, in my undies, in December, for nothing
A couple years ago when I was under aged I used to be pretty good at stealing alcohol bottles and candy and clothes from the mall but we'd take anything we wanted. Me and a few of my friends would hit stores everyday and we never got caught. I still steal now but only if I get a good approtunity and I think the item is too over priced for what it is.
Used to steal heaps of shit years ago, then got caught and spent a night in the cage
It took me almost 3 whole years for my relationship with my parents to recover
>>51627516
Meh, I used to steal from large stores with that logic
The only thing I do remotely close now, is occasionally walk into a movie
