>be American
>study at Hamburger University
![Hamburg-University[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2kMwmfW.jpg "Hamburg-University[1].jpg")
>be German
>study at Hamburg University
fuck off nigger leftish poop stain
I graduated Hamburger University and got a degree in French Fries and put hours of effort into it so suck my dick
If its graduates go on to have illustrious careers as burger flippers, what happens to its dropouts?
>>51623353
>>51623368
literally never heard of any of those towns
>>51623382
They become burger filler?
>>51623460
Its in England.
>Tfw had to take a Diversity in Sandwich Making class last semester but got kicked out for triggering some cunt
>>51623282
> Be British
> Know more about our fast food than we care to
>>51623368
>Upper Dicker
fulking britbongs
>>51623515
>hamburgerology
really dont know why this hasnt entered the banter game yet
>>51623282
Waiting for the inevitable school shooting here.
>be american
>get shot at hamburger u
>>51623282
>Americans depriving themselves of cutting edge burger scientists
Not even Obama would be so heartless
>Be Brit
>study not getting cukked by muslims
>????
>>51623991
toilet's blocked pavel, get round at 8pm sharp
>>51623382
They become prime minister of Canada
>>51623368
I live in Sussex. Theres upper dicker, lower dicker, the dicker, kekfield, river kekmere, blackboys, and thats just the ones I remember.
>>51623460
They aren't Scottish
>>51623368
>>51624307
Also sorry to dash your dreams but kekfield and kekmere are both pronounced 'cook'
>>51624561
Further proof that the English no longer speak it
>>51624561
t. limey kekold
>>51623282
Lol. Yeah right.
You have to scored super sized on the high school dollar menu exams to even get in.
That or have parents who have connections in the McFlurry fraternity.
>>51624664
The names are often really old around here since half of the places are a thousand years old and the pronounciations havent changed but the spelling has. For example lympne in kent is pronounced lim, exceat is exit, hooe is who, laughton is like law-tun
>>51624674
For some reason kekfield is associated with the cockeral which is of course where the word kek came from
>>51623282
>he doesn't have a Ph.D in burgers
>>51624790
>the pronounciations havent changed but the spelling has
Extremely likely it is the reverse.
It's why no one else can surpass us in the field of burgernomics
I would love to hear someone saying ''I graduated Hamburger University''
>>51624732
Please throw away and rewrite all of your pre-planned jokes before trying any of that weak shit here again.
-regards, t. anon
>>51625443
Not around here
>>51624118
>pavel
>>51624234
CANADA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>51625551
A random town happened to preserve names where every other English-language town had phonetic developments over the same time period, and at the same time, for a random reason, the town decided to change the spelling of their name deliberately to be wrong, unlike every other town that kept their old name spelling in spite of phonetic developments?
I doubt it heavily
>>51625728
A random town? Try the entire county
>>51625797
I am 100% sure most British towns have had sound changes and kept names from before the sound change.
>>51625825
Im not sure what youre on about but towns and villages have different pronounciation rules from normal english generally for the exact reason that they havent changed in a very long time. You seem to be assuming that they conform to standard english normally, which they dont.
>>51625909
Pick any town (well known ones are better since more info) and look up the etymology. The sound will show change for sure. The spelling might also change, but sometime not. The general constant is that the sound changed
>>51626082
The first one I can think of is 'Exceat' which is still pronounced exit
>>51623515
>>51623282
idk how i havent heard of this
>>51626133
Give me the source of the old pronounciation/spelling. Because if in Middle/Old English, it was still spelled "Exceat", then the pronunciation was not like the Modern English "Exit", but like "Ex-kei-aht"
>>51625443
Look up the great vowel shift
>>51626447
You mean the thing that supports my point that sound change occured?
>>51623282
I think you have to go if you buy a McDonald's franchise
>>51626491
Needed to reread what you wrote
>>51623368
>fulking
>>51623282
How else would Americans learn the art of burger?
