IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY, WE LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO SPAIN AND FRANCE. WE'RE NOT THAT FAR AWAY FROM THE UK.
WE'RE MORE UNDEVELOPED THAN ALL OF AFRICA COMBINED, WE HAVE NO RIGHTS TO FREE SPEECH. OUR SUICIDE RATES ARE THE HIGHEST IN THE WORLD, AS ARE OUR RATES IN POVERTY, HOMICIDE, MASS SHOOTINGS, TERRORISM, RAPE, SLAVE OWNERSHIP, INBREEDING, OBESITY, AIR POLLUTION, DIRT IN TAP WATER, OPEN DEFECATION IN THE STREETS, METH ADDICTION, MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS, HOMOSEXUALITY, CANCER, AND AIDS
MEANWHILE, OUR LIFE EXPECTANCY RATES ARE THE LOWEST, AS ARE OUR RATES IN AVERAGE I.Q., LITERACY, WHITE SKIN, HEIGHT, INTERNET SPEED AND AVERAGE DICK SIZE.
WAKE ME UP.
>>51620389
You should embrace Islam like we do. Apparently its the source to happyness and prosperity.
nobody like u
>>51620389
Why are you so sad, my Península brother?
C'mon, let's go conquer America again, that will make you feel better.
You have to take Brazil and Argentina this time, though.
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gxAwYi9.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
>WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY, WE LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO SPAIN AND FRANCE
we live next to the US
>>51620439
Way ahead of you
Don't forget how you're the most depressed country known to exist, according to a survey of 85 countries by the UN.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report
>>51620389
The truth to be told, splitting Iberia into spain and portugal is one of the greatest successess of french and british and other wannabe superpowers secret conspiracies.
As long as Iberia is divided, Spain and Portugal will never be more relevant than maybe a regional powerhouse.
Life Expectancy
>He took the map meme at face value
Dumbtugal
>>51620389
that's what u get for discovering brazil
>>51620741
can't unsee pepe's asshole
fuck
>>51620741
>ukraine
>industrialized
>>51620389
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51620389
t. alberto barbosa
>>51620741
>>51620839
uau obrigado...
>>51621328
kek
I always thought you were a nice country wtf is this?
It all went to shit when you had all that big ass naval empire and did shit with all that money
>>51621494
WE HAD TO USE THAT MONEY TO REBUILD THAT FUCKING CITY THANKS TO THE EARTHQUAKE WHY IS GOD LIKE NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>51620389
>tfw not moortuguese
>>51621491
it is pretty bad by european standards desu
>>51620596
>tfw breaking the Germanic chain
Feels good man
Portugal? More like Poortugal amirite guys
>>51621782
Does that mean it's cheap?
Shouldn't have overthrown your rightful monarch in favor of an unholy, degenerate peasant republic Ricardão.
You reap what you sow.
>>51621782
NO WE ARE NOT MAN TELL ME WHY IS IT BAD MAN? TELL ME WHY! FFS IM TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT MEMES I FUCKING HATE AUSTRALIA
>>51621988
Oh yeah, definitely worth visiting as a tourist.
>>51622055
Nigger a portion of your population can't read for fucks sake
That's unacceptable
>>51622141
Was thinking of going there for a couple of months in the autumn, but I haven't read up past apartment prices. Faro seems cosy climate wise.
>>51622141
THEY ARE OVER 70 YEARS OLD THE LIVED DURING A FUCKING DICTATORSHIP YOU IDIOT
YES I am PORTUGUESE
My name is not ALBERTO BARBOSA
I DON'T shit in the STREETS
I am NOT HIV positive
I do not own FIVE DOGS
My body HAIR is normal
My skin tone is not BLACK
I drink TAP WATER and am ALIVE
I have access to ELECTRICITY
I RETURN wallets
I am NOT a LEECH of Europe
ALLAH is not my God
I am ABLE to read and write
My country is NOT on the verge of war
Children here generally SURVIVE
STOP the MEMES
>>51621593
You could just have all moved to BRazil, your most fucking rich colonie back in those days, and we have no erathquakes or tornados. You couls have built a white supreme empire in south america
>>51620389
Holy shit kek I can't breathe bud. Who knew the maps were true. If only we knew how bad it really was.
>>51622797
Pls don't remember me
>>51622662
No.
>>51622662
t. Alberto Barbosa
I think Australia may have gone too far this time.
They've put an entire nation of Suicide watch .
If we can't stop the memes, Canada might be next.
Remember, only you can stop Australian Bullying.
T
>>51622967
Stop it, England.
Should should know what it's like living in the shadow of your former colony
>>51622865
And it's funny cuz not even one of your ex-colonies is not a major shithole (like your country itself)
>>51623036
>country roleplaying
>>51623064
>>51622662
>ALLAH is not my God
Isn't he everyone's?
>>51622662
>I have access to ELECTRICITY
>I am NOT a LEECH of Europe
>implying
t. Alberto Barbosa, the Pooptuguese poster.
>>51623250
>>51620389
Oh come on. I'm sure one of those things isn't actually true.
>>51623337
Heritic detected
>selfloathingtugal
s-sorry?
>>51620389
holy shit i forgot about portugal
man you guys were huge like 600 years ago
what have you been up to man?
>>51620485
even my shit country is less fucked up than portugal holy shit
>>51622630
What kind of country elects a dictatorship? No offense but are your people literally mentally retarded?
>>51620525
>>51620637
This. We should join in a federal state, mainly because of the language thing. Would help the catalonian and basque problem too.
I agree with you on most things, but one thing we have better off than most countries is freedom of speech.
Unlike amerifats or britbongs you don't got to jail over racist facebook comments and shit.
Hell, I remember back in college I wrote a paper basically defending Nazism (for shits and giggles sorta) and I got in absolutely no trouble for it, hell I got one of the best grades in class. The class was full of sjws but they didn't do shit. And the professor was a ful-on commie as welll
>>51632732
That and I also remember a few years ago a police chief going into one of those late morning talk shows, being racist as fuck and nobody caring about it. Hell, he literall said the old "I'm not a racist, I'll shake a white's hand as quickly as I'll squeeze a black's neck" [for those of you non-portufags, in portuguese and in this context, the same word is used for "shaking" and "squeezing"
>>51632732
t. Alberto Barbosa
Haha, portugal
>>51632732
>I agree with you on most things
Wait, so you actually think OP is telling the truth and not memeing?
Stupidtugal
>>51620502
>>51620485
Semi-rare.
>>51633008
i didnt imply that was bad
>>51620485
>Greenland
I know it isn't that high, but still higher than most Western countries. Wat.
>>51620389
>WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY
Shouldn't have spilled that paint lad
>>51633008
REEEEEEEEE
>>51620389
>Crybabetugal
>>51620485
>>51620525
>>51620645
>>51620685
>>51620741
jesus christ portugal is a wreck
>>51621858
Normie get out
>>51633279
They're all fake
>crusheddreamtugal
>>51620645
This makes me feel bad for Alberto Barbosa.
I used to think in him as an underageb&, but he must be considered an elder in Pooptugal.
Poortugal voce a vergonha.
>>51620389
>WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY
iktf, buddy, it is hard to accept for us also
>>51633139
they probably include self inflicted death which is suicide
>>51633928
>Poortugee on a proxy trying to defend his shit country
Havin a right kek here
>tfw the Netherlands is surrounded by large third world shitholes like Germany, France and the UK
>>51620389
CANT WAKE UP
I always thought that southern europeans were supposed to be happy and chill but they seem even more bitter and angry than us Finns
>>51620389
Eu te gosto
>>51633928
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51637580
It's a homicide map though, not unnatural deaths.
