Just found out my great grandma was 50% Norwegian. Is there anything I need to know about my ancestors? Also how should I go about to converting to Norse paganism.
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh heritage
>>51606096
mount & blade wew
>Caring about your European heritage
>literally celebrating not taking a shower
>>51606096
>muh herrrrritage
kek
>>51606096
Norseaboos are just as bad as SJWs who claim 1/16th Cherokee heritage desu, famiglia
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>>51606283
Butthurt anglos detected.
>>51606096
That means you are 12,5% Norwegian. You should be worried if you don't have blue eyes and blond hair.
Yes - they lost against Inuits, Native Americans, Franks, Saxons, Celts and were generally shit tier warriors and by your pic I'm guessing that's what you're getting at, they converted to christianity so they didn't exactly care about pagan ways despite what modern scanditards try to claim, and scandinavia generally contributed fuck all to human development.
Most holidays are versions of pagan holidays so dates will be easy. Just remember to do them the right way.
So you don't celebrate Christmas, you celebrate Midvinterblot. This is the time of the year you sacrifice something to the gods by butchering it and hang it in a fir tree. A pig or horse is decent, but you'll get the best result by hanging one of your slaves, either if you buy one or have gotten one from one of your raids in England.
>>51606240
norsemen bathed once a week so they were actually pretty hygienic by medieval standards
>>51606444
Will do. Thank you brother.
>>51606096
should prolly start off with staying an american christian and not be a norseaboo
>>51606498
I'm not a norseaboo brother, I'm actually Nordic. Plus Christianity is weak... I need to worship strong gods.
>norsemen have been christian for a literal millenium
>muh odin
Embarassing, dude.
>>51606096
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>>51606096
>I'm 1/16 Norwegian :DDDDDDD
get blue eyes
brown-eyes don't get to go to valhall but suffer in hel
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>>51606439
>this comes from a pole
chuckled
also despite what you fags say, as a country of nine million and even less back in the day, we've been pretty good contributors in science and design since the 19th century
>>51606668
What the h*ck did Christianity do for them??!
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>>51606888
ok, i'll try again.
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>>51606611
Your great grandma doesn't make you Nordic, how much else do you have thrown in? Irish? Italian? Maybe your father was a jew?
Why would you worship something not even scandis worship AND on top of it you're only 12.5% related to?
>>51606611
>50% nordic grandmother
>I'm actually nordic
what a retard by that logic I'm German because my great grandmother was (and she was actual German not some 50% mutt)
also
>muh strong gods
what a manchild and of course you ignore the fact that scandinavia is christian now? Don't bring up this ''they converted for political reasons'' strawman because most countries in Europe did it exactly for political gain.
>>51606096
>Just found out my great grandma was 50% Norwegian
>>51606865
we lost against actual soldiers not these guys, we don't call ourselves the master race and we saved Yurop at Vienna meanwhile your brave vikings ran away from fucking levies
step up your game
>>51606981
Shut up swede. You are not a real nord. By your logic, everyone in the world is an African...
MAXIMUM OVERHERITUGS
>>51606297
I take that SJW Calorokees whine about Columbus and the colonialism mumba rumba feat. 6 columbion dead native Rastafars.
But what do Norseaboos whine about?
>>51607101
PLC went down the shitter mainly due to Deluge wars.Stop embarrassing yourself
You niggas are getting played
>>51607214
Deluge was centuries after viking age you retard and the OP is obviously norseboo judging by his desire to worship pagan gods and posting fucking viking inspired Nords. Why are Lithuanians so idiotic? Is that why your country is even less relevant than us now?
>>51606491
>once a week
>pretty hygienic by medieval standards
Yeah, I'm really impressed anon.
>>51606865
>since a couple of centuries ago
Lmao
>>51607333
Same people
Swadia >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nords
My great great grandfather was 100% Norwegian, therefore I'm aryan.
I accept Odin as my lord and savior.
>>51607576
You mean thor?
English kingdoms were rekt and conquered, vikings got #rekt when they tried raiding Finland. That's all you need to know about them.
>>51607616
We literally owned you for centuries Pekka
stay kuck
>>51606096
>Also how should I go about to converting to Norse paganism.
Human sacrifices to Wotan. Everything less is just faggotry.
Why don't you sacrifice yourself to Wotan? It'd make both him and us happy.
>>51607606
Isn't Odin the all father?? I don't know much about Norse mythology to be honest, I always thought of Thor as the protector of humanity, and Odin as t one who sent him to protect us, or I don't know, I don't know shit.
>12.5% Norwegian
I MUST WORSHIP THE NORSE GODS THAT THE NORWEGIANS HAVEN'T WORSHIPPED FOR OVER 1000 YEARS
This is quite silly, you are aware right?
>>51607744
No thor is our main god.
>>51606096
>MUH
>>51606240
Jamaal pls
>>51607650
Such projection, wow.
>>51607811
The I shall worship Thor...
I will probably ask him to send some Valkyries to fuck
>>51606096
forgot pic
>>51607504
Rhodoks>all
you know it's true
unless we speak multiplayer then Swadia is god mode
>>51607744
Oden is the All father and Tor is his son, the god of thunder and strength
>>51607811
You're talking out of your ass.
Oden = god of wisdom and the king of the Aesir
Tor = his son, brother of Tyr, god of thunder and strenght
>>51607811
No he isn't
>>51607744
>Isn't Odin the all father??
yes he is
But asatru is complicated as fuck
Reminder Perkūnas is best god
Is this a troll thread? It is physically impossible for his great grandmother's parent to be Norwegian because it was part of Sweden then.
>>51608031
>Norwegian as an ethnicity does not exist
>>51608031
well she always makes Norwegian food
>>51606096
Hello, friend. Yeah, you're 12,5% Norwegian then (yes, we use a comma there and now you ought to as well). There are no obvious way to go about converting to Norse paganism, but it's actually pretty simple if you ask me. Reject christianity, if you have any official membership papers in a church or whatever, then you start reading up on the Norse mythology, and start believing.
You should also start skiing. Your grandmother probably was a decent skiier.
>>51608056
Literally more Swedish than most of Sweden.
>>51608067
I am so sorry.
>>51607962
Where is odin on that?
>>51608122
Is norwegian food shit?
>>51606096
>Just found out my great grandma was 50% Norwegian.
this faggot probb tells people he meets he's mostly Norwegian.
>>51608151
Approx in the middle
>>51608227
90% of their diet consists of pumpernickel. The remaining 10% is this. No wonder McDonalds is so popular.
>>51608151
The guy with Hugin and Munin
>>51607916
well memed upsidedown moonstar poland :D
>>51606240
vikings cared more about their hygiene than the average person at the time lel
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>>51606297
>falling for obvious bait
i love how this simple bait got 60 replies
>Also how should I go about to converting to Norse paganism.
JUST DO IT
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>>51608368
What do you guys eat?
I thought norwegians ate a lot of fish
>>51606491
Ibn Fadlan disagrees
>>51606096
Convert to Islam and go to Al Valhalla
>>51608497
Pizza
>>51608497
Meatcakes and potatoes
Fish and potatoes
Lamb and potatoes
Sausage and mashed potatoes
Pizza
Kebab
Taco
>>51608760
doesn't seem bad
>>51608760
>Meatcakes and potatoes
>Fish and potatoes
>Lamb and potatoes
>Sausage and mashed potatoes
Good food.
>>51608760
how often do you guys eat lefse and how do you eat it
it's mostly a thanksgiving and christmas thing here even though I could get it year round. most people do butter and brown sugar
>>51607955
>Rodocks
>>51608962
I had some farce-sausage with lefse yesterday.
You can eat lefse with basically anything you can have on a slice of bread,
>>51608025
>Giltine
>>51609167
Are you LT diaspora?
Teiwaz > Wodan
>>51609232
No, I am just a Lithuaniaboo
I'm going to convert to the injun religion.
>>51609335
>Lithuaniaboo
kek
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Fuck I always forget to sage in one of the posts
>>51606096
>>51610112
chicano
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>>51613309
nah
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>>51606778
This.
Brown eyes came from the thralls.
>>51609085
That is a lompe...
>>51608962
I don't particularly care for it, but it's eaten as a dessert and for Christmas/Easter mostly by old people.
>>51607504
This is objectively false and you know it
>>51606096
>MUH NORD PRIDE
These are always the most cringeworthy posts on 4chan
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>>51615293
upboat :)
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>see some stupid ass stereotypical post in the catalog
>mouse over just to be sure
>its a Yank as expected.
