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Cute edition
Kyary
Whew
good edition
the quicker we adopt sharia law the longer well have to get used to it so we can start enjoying our lives. may as well just take it up now.
First for Izzy
DECENT BACON
Jun
ANIME IS SHIT
new moot pls ban anime
Startup idea: sell business ideas
having a go
>>51605324
Women who look at this have life on super beginner easy mode tbqh
Smart Anime desu
>>51605358
Based
>>51605375
not sure what's worse 2bh
anime or finns
>>51605338
All right, your holiness
>>51605375
delet this
How does it feel knowing there's millions of beautiful single women in the world and you will never have one of them?
business idea: we all use trips (that's why they were put there) and become friends
>>51605394
very good post. very smart anime, well done lad.
DEMOCRACY HAS FAILED!
>51605440
trips were not put there for the purpose you use them
kill yourself
SHOOTERS WERE DEVOUT MUSLIMS
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344350/Devout-Muslim-citizen-Saudi-wife-living-American-Dream-identified-heavily-armed-duo-burst-office-holiday-party-slaughtered-14-leaving-baby-mother.html
WORE GO-PROS DURING THE MASSACRE AND INTENDED TO UPLOAD THEM TO YOUTUBE
> http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/12/police-san-bernardino-killers-were-wearing-gopro-cameras-during-massacre/
JUST GOT BACK FROM "VACATION" TO THE MIDDLE EAST
> http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-syed-farook-had-traveled-to-saudi-arabia-married-appeared-to-live-american-dream-co-workers-say-20151202-story.html
CAR WAS RIGGED WITH EXPLOSIVES AND MULTIPLE BOMBS WERE LEFT AT THE SCENE
> http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34993344
NEIGHBORS FAILED TO REPORT NUMEROUS ARABS ENTERING AND LEAVING THE HOUSE WITH SUSPICIOUS PACKAGES DUE TO FEAR OF BEING LABELED RACIST
> http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015/12/02/authorities-search-redlands-home-tied-to-suspect-syed-farook/
I guess there won't be anymore news coverage of this, but don't let them black out the truth. These people are attacking our country and it is only going to get worse. Ideologies are not free from criticism, and religions do not deserve respect when they advocate violence and barbarism.
gonna walk down to the railway bridge by my house and hang myself from it if she doesnt text me tonight lads x
Who /eatsalone/ here?
Since I was ~14 or so I've taken all my dinners to my room and eaten them in quiet solitude while the rest of my family ate together. Needless to say, a decade on and I am a socially maladjusted, stunted subhuman.
>>51605480
>our
fuck off yank
>>51605514
I wanted to do that too when I was 14 but my mum forced me to eat at the table haha x
>>51605495
Don't do that lad. Ain't nothing but bitches and hos. You've got to live for yourself, not some bint.
>>51605450
hmmm
>>51605450
>Facebook likes
>equivalent to votes
Business idea: Exploit weaboos
>51605440
*ahem*
Did you pay for that?
>> 51605474
why were trips but there then?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R5cVokWIhd
kept changing my pitch and messing it up
think everybody will agree sounds better when I go lower
wish I could fix my mic static
>>51605480
fs i want that gopro footage
BUTTPLUG
>>51605545
Hope she gets dumped
>>51605480
But one of the them was US born!
funny that the bbc didn't say where the other one was from though
>>51605604
Which idol show is this?
Proper Karl Pilkington on the chase right now
>>51605604
pretty hot tbÍœh
>>51605545
I hope he twats them both.
Anime is so cute
bored of video games, what's some other productive stuff I can be doing?
>>51605545
What does fwb mean?
>>51605683
gassing yourself
should i shave?
Haven't eaten all day and I don't even feel hungry in the slightest. What's wrong with me? I was up at 3:30 as well and couldn't sleep. Leg day at the gym and I smashed it.
It's like I'm on amphetamines or something, but I haven't taken anything.
>>51605688
friends with benefits
All the bits for my PC have started arriving lads, I'm pretty excited desu. Can't wait to put it together
>>51605688
Phrase girls use to mean fuck buddy
>>51605688
French Weaboo.
Religious people should be ridiculed as much as possible
>>51605393
eh, looks need to be maintained
and she's limited to doing girly shit, she wouldn't be taken seriously doing man shit
>>51605747
fuck off yank
>>51605688
full/wing back
>>51605688
that she is a slut
>>51605713
yes
/brit/ more like /shit/ haha
>>51605683
Spend more time with your girlfriend.
>he doesn't like anime
>>51605726
i wonder what will go wrong this time.
>>51605713
after you take a photo of your face
>tfw no gf
>>51605786
y-yeah that sounds like a good idea
>>51605762
Wrong
>>51605717
You've entered the realm of triple gains, go back to the gym and smash it again while it lasts.
>>51605726
why so you can sit around and shitpost more? maybe play some vidya?
disgusting. You shouldn't need anything but a basic laptop unless your life is shit
gee im so glad I got out of bed this morning and didn't kill myself
oh wait, no
>>51605781
>>51605770
>>51605744
>>51605737
>>51605725
*reciprocates*
>>51605646
I have no idea
>>51605726
Put 'em together and what have you got?
>>51605604
>TFW David Cameron hates this
>>51605702
Hitler
>>51605836
this desu
I'm excited for my laptop to arrive so I can get rid of my PC
>>51605807
Lol it literally is me. I'm not even hot or anything
>>51605713
what you should do is move the band of your hat up, the band should meet your hair line, that gap of skin looks fucking shite m8 sort it out
>>51605854
What does Jeremy think?
>watching the chase instead of pointless
how pleb can you literally be?
So the guy who shot up the planned-parenthood clinic in America was a 'Christian Terrorist'..
So....kill all Christians?? Sounds silly doesn't it.
I wanna the period pain girl from the chase advert
>>51605838
then do it, fagtron
do you expect anything to get better by itself?
>>51605853
a waste of money
>>51605892
who would you fuck?
>>51605892
I think both of them are a bit pointless
I'm a lazy sack of shit
>>51605892
>Piontless
twee af desu
>>51605892
>watching the idiot box at all
Cheer up desu~
>>51605892
Fuck off billionaire
Every pointless episode is full of upper class twats, probably at an upper class twat university
>>51605884
He would support it.
Also...Gordon Ramsay animu when?
I pray it'll have idol mahou shoujo
>>51605929
me mums watching the news desu
Being serious now, if you're over the age of, let's be fair here, 23ish, and you still watch anime you really need to re-evaluate what you are doing with your life.
Gonna go to the Manchester Christmas markets tomorrow, who's coming?
just got a very nice message from a girl on tinder that i woke up to :) xx
>>51605879
>It's literally me
so it's not you?
in one sentence sum up what it's like to be british
got 43 references in this essay lads wew it's only 3000 words
>>51605986
think you mean 18 m8
>>51605906
Doesn't sound silly to me. Religious people are nothing but a burden
>>51606001
its alri
>>51605717
I've been doing 1 meal a day for the past month because my sleeping pattern is fucked
Think my stomach must have shrunk or something
>>51605986
>watching anigay
>acceptable at any age
>>51606001
Allah.
reminder that the power of Islam in Britain will re-secure Labour a seat in the by-election today.
>>51605986
THIS
>>51606038
SO FUCKING THIS!
quick give me something in scottish to vocaroo
>>51605981
Geordie
what happens here
>>51605986
i might be NEET, living at home and watch anime, but i don't think i have to re-evaluate my life. i love my life.
>>51605992
They aren't even about Christmas. It's just Germans, Poles and other jf selling tat.
>>51605717
gains goblin visited you while you were sleeping
>>51606055
americans are fucking weird
>>51605836
Fuck off yank
>>51605805
Nothing is gonna go wrong, I'm gonna be shitposting in 1080 soon
>>51605853
I have no idea
>>51606055
me on the left
it's cute how brits pronunce battle as 'ba'hel'
>>51606055
the fact that this was recorded portrait annoys me the most
>>51606090
just going to the food and the booze, that's the best bit
tfw start work on monday so have to watch my 60+ hour backlog of anime before then
>>51605986
While I definitely DO need to reevaluate my life, I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying anime.
If there's a story that you find interesting then there's no reason not to pirate it and watch it in the comfort of your own home. Anime doesn't need to be an identity. I don't let other people decide what I can and cannot watch.
Is it weird to go into nando's on your own?
>>51606119
it's cute how swedes pronounce big as "black"
i am milo yannapopuolos
ama
>>51606087
If you're over the age of 23, you do.
>>51606094
>1080
I see you finally reached five years ago.
>>51606162
banterman pls
I was just watching the total war warhammer video that's all
Don't even need extra flags to spot hampshite
>>51606119
>mocking the Sacred Rite of Ba'Hel
May He cast you into the void.
hello dave?
>>51606148
>I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying anime.
>>51606159
Yes desu
Better in McDonalds imo
>>51606148
This tbqh, not every anime is pedo loli shit. Some series are actually really good with great character devlopment and plot lines. I'm a fully functioning normie and occasionally watch anime every few weeks whenver I see something thats interesting.
>>51606165
Nice try but I'm the real Milo
>>51606119
It's cute how Swedes pronounce apple as "yes Jamal, pos my neghole harder".
>>51606188
oh good, i'm only 21. got a while left.
>>51606119
>he doesn't use glottal stops in his language
>>51606219
>arguments that consist of reaction images
Go ahead and post some of your fedora pictures lad; I know you're itching to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsPC1-p6BRM
>>51606235
might want to fact check that there m8
>Go ahead and post some of your fedora pictures lad; I know you're itching to.
>>51605986
I don't watch anime but I like anime pics
>>51606259
i dont like rationalising with autistic likely paedophilic manchildren
my gf
FOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
if you're not a normie as an australian you really need to off yourself.
normie central
>>51606346
source?
This picture is rumoured to have been snapped in Hampshire on the 14/2/15
>>51606379
its a pic of his gf you idiot
really wanna see my gf take a BBC
accurate desu
>>51606390
That's quite clearly Oxford.
>>51606159
Get it takeaway
>>51606416
my ex unironically fucks one.
id pay a few hundy to get a video of them once a week
>>51606379
>calls me an autistic manchild
>expects help
Nah.
>>51606274
No no no no my love. I'm the one and only Milo.
There can be no other.
>>51605986
>mfw at home I do fuck all besides watching anime and posting on 4chan
>mfw outside I maintain the appearance of a normie by going out drinking every few weeks
I live two lives, top lad out on the town.... and EDGY FUCKING WEEABOO
>>51606346
He's cute
>>51606425
>politics
>left
Inaccurate desu
>>51606374
I honestly think that 90% of normalfag shit from Brits on this board comes from strayans, why are you even here? You live in a shithole where its physically impossible to be someone who belongs on 4chan, I don't think a person with a strayan accent has ever had their own parents put a tally on the fridge of all the times they see them in a week like mine did because I come so rarely from my room. Strayans are normalfags to the nth degree, they don't belong here
I hope the 35 try to steal Satans wallet and are punished badly.
>>51606502
Are you literally me la
>UK
>Supposedly full of hard cunts and banter kings
>They have their own generals on different 4chan boards and cry all day about no gf and no call from the jobcentre
yeah.. real tough you lot
Mhairi Black is 21 and is in parliament.
You're 24 and sitting wanking to Lucky Star
What are you doing with your life m8
>>51606425
how are you all so rich you cunts
>>51606467
I'm not that the same Irishman. There's more than one of us. I don't care about anime either way 2bh.
>>51606425
>4chan
>Left
I don't think anyone can justify spending 1k+ on a PC, even if you do work full time
>>51606564
why is she so hedious looking?
>>51606555
Yes la
>>51606390
>I need meninism because the movie "Magic Mike" potrays men as nothing more than sex objects designed to please women and places unrealistic expectations on how men's bodies should look like
>I need meninism because the band 1 Direction forces men to act and look a certain way towards women rather than to let them express themselves as who they really are
>I need meninism because women should not have unrealistic expectations on my penis size
>>51606608
>not wanting to play vidya on ultra graphics
m8
>bradleyposters
>>51606608
but my video games and my shitposting!! it all adds up
>>51606629
celtic genes
>>51606645
If I'm playing on my TV from more than 5ft away, I'm not going to see a difference compared to a console
lads you know how i said i was gonna go raving on saturday
well desu i'm too scared and im gonna have to stay home instead
>>51606656
do david mitchell
why do people still pretend to not like anime? if you have not watched it, don't say you hate it!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/telecoms/12029524/Why-your-new-600-smartphone-is-probably-not-as-good-as-your-phone-from-a-decade-ago.html
FFS lads
>>51606641
>tfw large penis
REDDITORS CONFIRMED FOR POOR
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IY8flKo8wx
>>51606683
I tought that celts were good looking and anglos were the ugly ones
>>51606467
pls source
>>51606656
So people who like Bradley Walsh are Nazis?
You ever feel bad spending money on your hobbies lads?
Threw around £120 at mine this week.
>>51606781
nope both ugly
>>51606781
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51606807
about £40 a month on rare chinese sex toys desu. don't feel bad because its pretty fun
>>51606755
The question though is how many inches when erect?
If it is 5 and above, you are safe and need not worry.
If 5 and below, prepare to be ridiculed
about the only good thing about me is my fashion now.
so im starting to take it pretty seriously which means taking some risks
just snapped this. how do you feel?
>>51606807
I threw 50 quid on cycling stuff yesterday, not really
>>51606807
Don't even have any hobbies lad because I am unable to feel pleasure or motivation haha kill me waheyy
>>51606854
shade under 7
>>51606869
Fashion-challenged lesbian tier
>>51606869
Walking the razor's edge there, lad.
>>51606869
>Murican 'fashion'
>>51606425
Not so different really.
>>51606869
literally a women's outfit apart from the shoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45eSOGguEew
BANGING CHOON
>>51606841
I'm not that guy.
I'm just a lone wizard
>>51606871
sounds good lad
>>51606885
You are safe.
>TFW 6 when standing up
why is this one>>51606425 like
but this one>>51606911 is visit?
>>51606869
Lemon-core, and not the fucking colour
>>51606917
Zyzz would love this
hey lads I just put some whiskey on my lemon tea and it tastes really nice
you should try some
>>51606425
>Left wing
>£1000 spare a month
>Top regions northern scotland
opened up the post box and realized i didn't actually have anything to say haha
>>51606591
You should have studied harder. College is free and merit based.
the janitor
>tfw browsing gonewild and seeing hundreds of tight-bodied 18 year old nymphs who your penis will literally never enter
WHY FUCKING LIVE
Is there any way to decrinkle shirts without an iron? Got work tomorrow but don't have an iron.
>>51607052
i make 500 quid a week and i dont have that left over
>>51607087
dampen it a bit and bung it in the dryer
Right on the money
>>51607107
I'm on 16k a year and I have a hair over 1k left each month
>>51607149
Do you have your own place?
Anime is for benders t b h
>>51607159
not yet
Unknown man
Speaks to the world
Sucking your trust
A trap in every world
War for territory
War for territory
Choice control
Behind propaganda
Poor information
To manage your anger
War for territory
War for territory
Dictator's speech
Blasting off your life
Rule to kill the urge
Dumb asshole's speech
Years of fighting
Teaching my son
To believe in that man
Racist human being
Racist ground will live
Shame and regret
Of the pride
You've once possessed
War for territory
War for territory
Got a stomach ache again but this one could quite easily be hunger, however I do not wish to eat yet
>>51607134
>I'm more sophisticated than most people
>>51607107
That isnt a lot of money.
>>51607168
People who enjoy anime:
>spend their time enjoying anime
People who don't enjoy anime:
>spend their time raising their blood pressure ranting about what other people like
>>51607224
It's more than most
>>51607227
Going for a cheeky Papa Johns ;)
>>51607149
Complete and utter bullshit. At 16k a year your takehome pay would be around £1090 a month.
>>51607227
>the cooperative food
Literally the worst British supermarket
fannys or fannies?
>>51607227
>papa johns
>iron bru
>>51607273
exactly, hair over 1k
my town is getting comfy
>>51607273
You don't have a lower income threshold?
>>51607308
We're talking about at the END of the month not the beginning you utter melt.
>I watch anime
>>51607227
>Bank of Scotland
wot
anime will never be real
HE'S GOT A NOKIA, TAKE THAT
>>51607369
oh shit
I probably have about 850 left over, after paying my mum some money, and then doing whatever else with
got no loans, contracts or any other debits
Needs more Maisie
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Koish%20goes%20Crezy%20dub.swf
WEW check this out LADS!!!!!1111113254
>He doesn't wear the meme shoe.
>>51607383
Are these all ASMR gals?
>>51607380
top middle right
got a lot of matches on tinder Tbh
>>51607466
>white shoes
>>51607407
good because then yuno wouldnt be in love with me
haha got a joke for you
Bill Nye, Prince Charles and Charlotte Church say the same thing
Which one gets made feel embarrassed about it?
(hint: it's not a man)
>>51607487
It looks good from behind.
>>51607486
Sounds like you're gonna have a decent fire going then
>french cunt at uni
>always talking shit about britain
>talking shit about how brits dress
>saying french tv is better etc.
>one day he comes into my flat and i'm eating toast
>ahha french food is so much better
>get mad
>lad no one cares about france and i prefer toast to any faggot french food
>toast wanker loves his fucking toast
>flat mates in the living room hear him and burst out laughing
>everyone laughing and calling me a toast wanker
>go to my room and eat my toast with the light off.
>>51607519
>go outside
>they get dirty
>they look shit
>>51607524
He fucking loves a bit of toast, this one
>>51607450
those voices are so cute
Got my ricks lads
>>51607524
Lmao get a load of this fucking toast wanker, lads
>>51607524
Should've literally fucked the toast back there and forcefeed it to the Frenchie.
Disappointed with you lad
>>51607524
>fucking toast wanker
LOVE
What was Hilary Benn's speech for someone who cba to look it up lads?
>>51607569
They look better dirty.
Went from doing general building work to electrician work, lads. Holy shit, why have I been punishing myself for nothing all these years? Higher pay, less hours, mostly indoor work, way less strenuous. Any labourers or builders in? Go do something else haha
>>51607624
ISIS are fascists let's go bomb the fuckers they're literally nazis
*clapclapclapclap*
>>51607524
Eating toast (I have a method)
>tfw you find an ABSOLUTELY based album
mad ting
Signs you shouldn't be respected
>You watch anime
>You are a NEET
>You haven't worked out in years
>You treat your mum poorly
>You are a vegetarian
>>51607407
Vote UKIP and it will be.
>>51607662
A labourite said that?
>>51607657
Doing a sparky apprenticeship lad
jej
Signs you shouldn't be respected
>American flag
>>51607695
>You live at home
>You don't have a car
>>51607711
mate, a labourite brought us to a war of bloodshed and horror in 2003, it's not that surprising.
>>51607737
literally me
>>51607624
Isis are fascists, because they believe themselves superior to every one of us... theres one thing we know about fascists, is they need to be destroyed.
[Standing ovation from both sides of the house]
It was a fifteen minute long speech, there were more points desu.
Anyone else hate it when people talk loads? Specifically at you?
There's this one twat at work who gives me a fucking running commentary of everything he's doing. They can't just sit in silence for even 5 minutes and do some work, they feel compelled to describe everything even if it's meaningless.
Does my nut in.
>>51607758
good adds
>>51607752
actually fair tbf, won't argue it
>>51607695
>You are a picky eater
>You are overweight
>You watch more than an hour of TV a day
>You eat sweets/drink pop on a regular basis
>You have poor personal hygiene
>You have bad taste
Pls don't dox me haha ;)
This game gives me anxiety.
>>51607775
Yes
Especially when they say the same thing but in a slightly different way just so they can say it again
>>51607773
That's literally not the definition of fascism.
Why are none of you watching the lighting of the christmas tree @ trafalger, you ungrateful cunts
>Fascists baaaaaaaaaaad
>Western democracy goooooooooooooooood
>*clap clap clap*
>>51607758
>he doesn't live at home
>he lives in a box under a shop awning
>>51607826
fuck i love that map
>>51607718
It's pretty comfy 2bh mate. You'll enjoy it i'm sure
>>51607826
do those clouds move?
>>51607880
>implying anyone can afford prime real estate in this day and age
>>51607775
>Be in a position at work where people repeatedly ask me for help
>They think describing how the problem occurred, how they were feeling when they experienced the problem, and what they were doing when the problem occurred will help me instead of just saying what the problem is.
>>51607814
also agree with these additions
>>51607826
It's fucking based
>cut off from your team in some dark and cold factory in Stalingrad
FUCKING EBIN
Shame I got rid of my gayming PC
put an ad on a website saying that i'm a drummer looking for a band and now i've got like 5 messages and a friend request
help
>>51607775
I don't really mind it desu.
>>51607869
>Muslims GOOOODDDDD
>Defending youself BAAAADDD
>10,567 likes
>>51607869
>political party overwhelmingly elects new leader
>all the party's MPs disagree with him on everything
Western "democracy"
>>51607932
>everyone at work thinks i'm an IT genius because i know how to use office
>"Anon it says there's a paper jam in the printer what should I do???? :o"
>>51607960
Remember us when you're famous, lad.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3vaqet/i_am_pornstar_gianna_michaels_ama/
spot on
>>51607467
Past and present
>anon why do you never talk?
should i do a stock option or restricted stock?
Lads, I'm thinking of having my staff at work call me by my surname. I've never really been one for formalities, but them respecting me more would probably make them do a better job.
Problem is everyone calls the CEO by his first name. And he doesn't care.
spot on
>>51607869
>>Western democracy goooooooooooooooood
only if you celebrate the liberty and tolerance specifically of minorities, and cast aside the national symbols that divide us as a species
otherwise baaaaaaaad
>>51608050
>shut up anon nobody cares
>>51607959
>tfw wasting commies with an mg34
just submitted an essay
would the world actually be better if every muslim was suddenly wipe off the face of the earth?
>>51608137
of course it fucking would.
>>51608137
Obviously yes,
You can't even argue. Muh past Muslim inventions because we're talking about getting rid of them NOW and they contribute fuck all to the world.
>>51608137
obliviously
>>51608137
The sudoku industry would collapse
>>51607932
>>51608101
just a shit guy
nothing more to be said
>>51608137
YES
>>51608110
shit map 2bh
>tfw used to absolutely wreck people on that map with a church at one end and some big building at the other with loads of huts/trenches/fences in between
W E W
E
W
>>51608101
Don't do that, it will make you seem like a prick.
Loads of people (even close friends) I know address me by my surename, its kinda strange.
My Dad might need me to look after his cat through new years
>>51608137
it would be a vast improvement if the entire human race was wiped out, in fact
>>51608159
>niche interests
>New Zealand
Okay now you're pulling my leg
>tfw colleagues showering me with praise
>tfw getting flown to Munich to present to clients despite being new (4 weeks) and a temp agency worker
lel, have I made it lads?
lol whats with this muslims and sudoku thing? i've only met like 1 muslim in my life and he played sudoko as well
is it really a thing they all do?
seems like a top bloke
>>51608229
what flavour of cat
>>51608206
Should I go by my full first name then (Jonathan) instead of Jon?
I just don't feel like calling me by my nickname carries any respect.
It should feel like I'm an unkown to them who teeters constantly on the edge of being their best friend or firing them on the spot.
>>51608295
>head.jpg
>>51608101
Get them to call you by your middle name, and have your name written down anywhere have your first name be initialized.
@Austria
choon 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWdVrQzOjVw
>>51608200
Yeah the map is terrible. This my fav.
L M A O
>>51608137
we used to ask the same question about jews
>>51607524
pic relate
is u rofl
>>51608322
>not playing as a sniper exclusively
>>51608322
I really dislike artillery though, so shite for gameplay purposes imo.
>>51608299
don't know desu
its quite young though
in fact its probably a kitten
>>51608295
>I like to surround myself with a diverse range of cultures and ideas
So it's about white people who read the Quran
Could someone please post that incredible northerners watching football webm?
>>51608324
there can be only one word for this. epic. simply epic.
>>51608333
And we saved them from the Nazis and the world got infinitely worse
Let's not make the same mistake twice
>>51608377
>its probably a kitten
give me cat
>>51608411
there can be only one word for this. reddit. simply reddit.
>>51608324
>Not correcting or perspective
He's probably 5ft 6
>>51608450
that's the joke you stupid newfilth
>>51608333
We used to ask the same question about the French. We still ask the same question about the Welsh.
>>51608445
stop talking nonsense
>>51608450
good post
Lads I have nothing to motivate me to get out of bed
I was woken up at 11 am and have been drifting in and out of sleep since then
Someone help me
are you meant to exercise before eating or after
because today ive tried before and im just drained; shaky hands, exhausted
cannot be arsed with this
quite enjoying this 90s techno tbqh
>>51608526
you won't get a gf lying in bed senpai
>>51608526
*WAKES YOU UP*
>>51608529
Have a small amount of carbs before to get you through it, then your protein-heavy main meal
>Keeley Donovan isn't his local weather girl
Feel sorry for you lot
Lads can I get a non meme film recommendation for tonight?
>>51608324
fugg where is he from? looks exactly like someone I went to primary with, even saw yesterday in the streets..
How are jews allowed to mutilate the the dicks of babies? Should be illegal s m h
>>51608302
Mate your nickname as a sign of respect.
You are the one and only *Jon* to them.
I've had plenty of nicknames as well but if you try and change that established dynamic with them its kinda disruptive to your rapport over really nothing.
But I get what you are saying, but that's how it is supposed to be.
whenever i go to into town with the lads it really fucks me off I have to pretend like it's okay when I see nonwhite men with white women
>>51608526
Get a dog. He forces me to get up to feed him. Literally the only reason I have to live lmao
>>51608573
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/
>>51608573
just watch one of rotten tomatoes certified fresh DVDs (so they'll be out to torrent).
>>51608594
autistic kuk
>>51608580
apparently it's their culture
talked to an israeli dude once and he agreed it's pretty disgusting and immoral but he said he'd probably do the same to his son because that's just the way it is
fucked up imo
>>51608590
*is a sign of respect
>>51608627
the fuck else I am gonna do? try sit them both down and be like 'listen, both you need to start respecting your racial heritage or the indigenous brit is doomed'
>>51608596
why cant it feed itself if its so fucking smart
>>51608573
Oblivion
>>51608571
The greatest reporting in.
why does george osborne always look like he's pinging when he's in the commons
>>51608573
The Dark Knight Rises
>listen, both you need to start respecting your racial heritage or the indigenous brit is doomed
>>51608694
The greatest drug is power
>>51608660
Because it co-evolved to live with humans to survive.
doing a download of San Andreas
is it any good
>>51608657
White women who reproduce with non-white men have bad genes. You should be glad they are removing themselves from your section of the gene pool.
>>51608747
That explains the potato famine
>>51608689
>Midlands
>>51608784
Better than u
>>51608747
>it co-evolved
so not only is it fucking dumb it also autistic
how shit is that
convinced the bbc is controlled by the government
>>51608784
worse game i've ever played mate, don't bother with it.
off to top myself now lads. nice knowing you all, probably would have done it ages ago if it wasnt for you lads. take care, thanks for the good times x
>Raise daughter to not like black men at all
>she rebels as a teenager and fucks several black men
>Raise daughter by not caring about who she dates
>She grows up not knowing it's bad to date blacks and ends up fucking one because she didn't know better
how do i make sure it most definitely does not happen
>>51608855
No shit
>>51608882
>just after the new thread is posted
gutting lad
really love anime, but i really hate weebs desu.
>>51608882
See you tomorrow mate
>>51608886
You raise her properly and she'll come to the conclusion she shouldn't date someone stupid, violent and unemployed on her own
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