>be American
>get shot
>tip the shooter
>be german
>get cá Žucked
>invite more refugees
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>>51602903
>be french
>get murdered by muslims
>tweet #notallmuslims
>be german
>get raped daily by countless steve jobs
>have to thank them because you'll get jailed for hate speech otherwise
>be american
>go to college
>tip the teacher for class
>get shot
>tip the shooter
>get taken to a hospital
>tip the nurse
>be told the doctors extracted the bullet
>tip the doctors
>sell my sister to pay for hospital fee
>tip the cashier
>smile because it's finally over
>head to my house
>tip the taxi driver
>get shot in my lawn
>tip the other shooter
>Pedro the lawnmower tells me I need to go to the hospital
>tip Pedro for the observation
>as people bass by the Street they all shout "man hurt man hurt"
>tip everybody
>>51602820
>get shot
>>51602820
> be american
> get shot
> grease, not blood, comes out
> t-thank you for your service
holy fucking shit cant make this up
>be American
>go to frat party
>wear shoes inside
>tip the host
>drink craft beer from a red cup
>tip the bartender
>witness an urban youth dragging a barely conscious girl to a room
>tip him
>go out
>tip the host again
>realize it's past curfew
>get shot
>tip the policeman
>>51603052
>tip Pedro for the observation
kek
>>51603014
>be French
>"Musl-"
>get blown up
>>51602820
>be American
>Fat
>Dumb
>Shallow patriotism
>Shot
>Overpriced healthcare
>Overpriced education
>Black
>Nukes on Japs not necessary
>Shall not be infringed
>Mexican
>Hillbilly
>Part of the eternal Anglo
>Creationism
>Cardboard houses
>Trump
>Clap
>00 days since last mass shooting
>$2,500 Surprise eggs
>Suburbia
>no foreskin
>Lose Vietnam and War of 1812
>Contribute nothing to WWI
>Lose space race
>Never forghetti
>Universities full of foreigners
>Imperial system
>No culture
>Israel's bitch
>Cuquehold's horns
>Dog bless
>Fat girls with marshmallows
>Speak English incorrectly
>Muh heritagery
>China owns debt
>Tell people our state arbitrarily
>Wear shoes indoors, even to bed
>Red plastic solo cups
>Nigger President
Haha
>>51603168
Why wouldn't you wear your shoes in a house full of diseased sex, vomit and alcohol?
>>51603263
It's all fine
>>51603272
Because Asians never wear shoes indside homes, no matter the circumstance
>be American
>have a good time posting on /int/ because that's all that really matter
>you'll never be american
wew, dodged a bullet :^)
>>51603263
Nice proxy m8.
>war of 1812
You mean where we burnt down Toronto, got DC burnt down then whooped their ass so hard outside Baltimore was made a poem about it our national anthem?
>>51603729
Ignore it, lad.
>be American
>clap when your flight lands
>>51604094
>Be American
>Plane crashes into towers
>Only tip 10%
>Only give one round of applause
>>51603729
Not a proxy, but the War of 1812 was an attempted landgrab that failed
Also, the New Orleans victory is a bit overembellished since Jackson actually thought he lost the battle. When he git word that the brits were coming he thought it was to get his terms of surrender, but they were actually surrendering to him.
>inb4 trade restrictions
>inb4 sailor's rights
If you belive that you are as gullible as the American people in the early 19th century
>>51603570
>you will never be danish
dodged ahmeds cock :^)
