ITT: Describing ugliness and stupidity of U.S. citizens

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Why the fuck not, america, why?

>>51599229
Who're the four guys peeking out from behind Mt Rushmore?

>>51599229
They seems to be happy.
Its enough.
But I hope this qt girl keep body line ever.

>>51599324
that's actually kinda cool

>>51599344
Actually not

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>wake up
>this is real

>wake up
>still in america
WAKE ME UP

>>51599229
They look happy, unlike my family

> Be me
> Live in Edinburgh
> Live within a 5m walking distance of the Castle
> Castle can be seen on my street. LITERALLY RIGHT THERE. ON TOP OF A GIANT FUCKING ROCK.
> This happened multiple times over the years
> About to go into my house, key in the door
> Yank taps my shoulder
> "Excuse me buddy, where's the castle?"
> Used to just point at it and look at the surprise on their face
> Eventually being to just say "Dunno mate"
> They get pissy

Also
> Go meet up with friend who's busking near the castle
> He has a thick, highlands accent
> Yanks come over and ask if he "Speaks Scottish"
> As me the same
> Say random shit
> Literally got a fiver for it

>>51600826

how's the university of edinburgh?

i have the opportunity to study there next year

should i do it?

>>51599324
>terraform the barren desert into a viable ecology for middle class white people
>not a miracle of human innovation
Too bad they have no water or native culture