>having a middle name
>>51598565
>Parents gave you a stupid middle name because it's what they originally wanted to call you but didn't want you to have a shit life
My middle name is Pierre
>>51598565
I've literally never met someone who didn't
>>51598565
>being named Jr., III, IV, etc. because your full name is the same as your father
>his name looks like a freight train
>>51598565
get out of my country chang
>>51598949
>first name is the wacky one and middle is normal
feels bad
>>51598565
>having less than two middle names
>having less than two surnames
>>51599232
This guy gets it
>>51599161
Chinese and who else don't have middle names? I forgot.
Only people people I've ever met that dont have middle names are New world anglos.
>first name Thomas
>middle name is another normal name
What the hell was the point?
>>51599191
same
joseph btw
>>51599285
Tank Engine isn't a normal middle name
>>51599232
>Having a name like Julio-John-Paul O'Hallihan McCarthey lll Strikes Back Deluxe Remix and Knuckles
>mfw I have two middle names
>>51599044
I doubt if you stopped and asked every person you have ever met in your life if they have a middle name.
>>51599322
>He only has 1 (ONE) name
>>51599322
I've never heard that one before!
>>51598565
Middle name is a retarded thing to call it. I mean, I have 3 first names, and the one literally in the middle is my given name.
Naming tradition for the family is rigid on this.
For male child: name of paternal grandfather - given name (whatever the parents want) - name of maternal grandfather
For female child: name of paternal grandmother - given name (whatever the parents want) - name of maternal grandmother
Entire family all have 3 names for this reason.
>not having two surnames
>not having numbers for a name
>>51599438
>being a jew
>given a name at birth
>no one ever uses it and instead calls you by your family name
asians r dum
>>51599438
>>51599463
>Chaim Three-Fiddy Goldshekelberg
>>51599044
A lot of Hispanics don't
>>51599470
Well, maybe you should refrain from writing backwards then.
>>51599391
We do something like that in my family. We have the given name and the family one that yoy carry from the previous generation. But the name carried isn't always the same because your grandchilds could carry your given name or the assigned.
For instance my grandfather was Eduardo German. I am "(given name) Eduardo" and my cousin is "Facundo German"
>>51599391
That's fucking retarded. No one gives a fuck what your grandparents' names are. And if they did, they'd ask.
>>51599582
>having traditions is retarded
American """"""""""""""""""culture""""""""""""""""""
>>51599438
>Having a name
>>51599582
In rural areas everyone cares about your familial ties. People literally don't ask "what's your name" if for some reason they don't recognize you, they ask "who's boy/girl are you?"
>>51599612
>swedi-
Oh, I mean
>Muslim """" %'*'culture"""":::+%
>middle name is Lee
feels White man
>>51599662
>>51598565
t. Alberto Barbossa
>Having a name
>>51599232
t. Junihno Mosquito Bacteria Do Santos Silva
>>51599960
Nicely memed, but check those repeating digits >>51599999
My middle name is a farm that the family used to own.
>mfw our secretary girl asks a visitor from Dutch company what his patronymic is
>>51599463
underrated
>>51598565
>His first name isn't biblical
>His middle names aren't derived from his godparents
>His last name isn't a paternal family name, an occupation or a location
>>51598565
>Not having two middle names
>Not merging two first names into one
Fucking losers
>order some shit online
>write out my first name and last name
>receive a letter saying my order is in the PO
>only has my name on it
>that murican site registered my last name as my middle name and didn't write it out
>have to pay to send my package somewhere to confirm it's mine
>get it a 6 euros and a week later
>mfw
>>51599438
Who? Robots? Cattle?
the fool proof way of deciding whiteness is if you have a middle name
>>51600375
>Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov
>Tfw parents seriosly thought it was a good idea to give me the first name of dads dead Iraqi war buddy
White man with a sandnigger name, I will say it's pretty good for a conversation starter though.
I only have one first name and one last name.
You guys are weird
>>51598565
mfw my middle name is Pedro
>>51598565
>having an english name
>>51598565
>tfw 2 middle names
>>51607306
same :3
>not being named tadhg
>I'm not the first one with the same name and surname in my family
>Their given names are not Basque but translations (mine is)
Luckily we've got a different second surname
>having any names at all
>>51598565
>not having a middle name
t. John Smith
>both names are Swedish
>>51606851
>Sweden
> "m-m-m-m-my name is Mohammed b-b-because m-my dad's Iraqui war buddy!"
Sure thing....
>>51609452
It's true though and it's Hakim.
>>51600464
My first name is a prophet from the Bible
My middle name comes from some uncle or grandfather
My last name is a place
Checkmate, atheists
>>51598565
Imagine if Benedict Cumberbatch had a middle name.
Then he could be Benedict Mountjoy Cumberbatch. Or Benedict Beauregard Cumberbatch. There. See? I just made him twice the Cumberbatch that he was previously.
>>51609594
Hakim is also a name from Brittany.
>>51598565
>tfw 3 first names
>tfw full name too long for name fields everywhere
feels bad man
>>51611459
Iktf.
My middle name is important in its own way...a reminder of where my family came from and stuff. So no, it's not completely "useless".
>having only one middle name
Mine is Bertil
>having only one full name
>>51599488
Can confirm.
No middle name here
Two middle name masterace.
> Christian name
>paternal grandfather
>maternal grandfather
>last name
Has humanity ever designed a better way?
My father was named Vlad Vladimirovich,My name is Vlad Vladimir Vladimirovich , i will name my son Vlad Vladimir Vladimirovich Ilich Andrei.Fucking keks , why do you send your kids in a life of anonimity when you can give them boss names like mine?
>>51613502
so then females would get grandomother's names?
Marija Maria it is then
>>51599191
this
>weird Anglicized Celtic from Ulster name
>middle is normal Anglo name
>mfw three first names
>4 (four) names
>>51612980
That's stupid. Mine is John.
>not having a patronymic
Who /-vich/ here?
>>51615072
Yes, the only fault is your grandmother has an extremely common name, and even worse, a meme spelling of said name.
>>51618849
Mine is John too.
Fairly common one.
>>51607100
t. Alberto Pedro Barbosa.
[zboiler]:-D[/zboiler]
>not ending your name in an exclamation point
>>51599463
Fuckin kek
>Doesn't have two middle names
Fucking commoners
>>51598565
Hello Muhammad
Middle names are considered bydlo tier here most of the time tbqh
>>51607306
>t Ahmad ibn Fadlan ibn al-Abbas ibn Hammad
>>51598565
>Having no clan name
>not having a celtic name
>>51625605
Oh look, a potato nigger! Kick it in the ass, it'll make a funny noise.
>his middle name isn't his birthstone
May as well kill yourself.
My middle name is Peridot, by the way.
>>51625991
You've got to be fucking kidding.
>>51625889
Celtic doesn't always mean Irish m8
>>51609594
sorry but that's a real shit name
>>51599191
>dad wanted to name me Rocko but my mom stopped him
dodged a bullet there
My middle name is my father's first name
>>51630052
Hello Muhammad bin-Laden al-Sadat
>have to use your middle name since your parents named you after a grandparent whose name hasn't been relevant in 80 years
it's not even hipster cool
>>51630078
My middle name is Alexander desu
>>51630160
Damn.
>tfw my mid name is alexander is sand language
>having a hyphenated surname
holy fuck your dad was a c.uck
>having a surname
goldenlel.jpg
>>51599488
>>51613284
Only the shit ones desu. Your parents should be gracious enough to give you a middle name. I'm glad I have one I have a really common first name
>>51620171
Ivanovich reporting in.
>>51630351
Mine is Anatolyevich.
>tfw my first name is welsh
>second name is nordic
>last name is a place in netherlands
it could have been worse thfh
>>51607012
All lugens I've met have middle names though.
My first and middle names are from the surnames of my Swedish ancestors. Middle name is Erick
>>51598565
>tfw get middle name from my grandfather who was based
>tfw i lucked out and got all of his genes and look white
>tfw he was a manlet and so am i
>>51600375
What's a patronymic?
>he isn't baptised
No heaven for you, heathen.
>>51631744
>tfw grandfather was 6'5
>tfw 6'0 manlet
I know those feels anon. I know those feels.
>>51632113
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patronymic
>have cool first name and really boring generic middle name
could've been worse 2bh
>>51632241
t. Nicodemus John Smith
>>51599191
>Chinese/South African first name (Spelt the Chinese way and pronounced the South African way)
>Anglo-Saxon middle name
why lads
My middle name is John. Pretty boring, extra boring because it's my dad's name.
>>51632241
wtf is a "cool" first name? how fucking old are you that you still define names as cool?
>>51632221
whoah I honestly thought this was common practice, or at least more common
I have two middle names
Once in a blue moon it causes problems because when I have to write the name in my passport it is either to long for where they are trying to input the name or they chose one of the names that aint my official name
Its quite annoying
>he doesn't have a noble surname
Name is David Collinson **** dad's name is Collin Davidson ****. Keeps alternating in my family way back for about ten generations now.
I love it cause at least from a purely romantic point it's a family tradition. Do I believe they are necessary? No. But my son will be called Collin Davidson *** because why the fuck not.
>>51603146
>He doesn't have an Italian middle name
>>51599353
>mfw hyphenated last name
My parents could never agree on ANYTHING
>>51598565
The fuck?
I have two.
>tfw middle name is Allan
>tfw my poor handwriting makes "n"s look like "h"s
>>51598565
Every person has a middle name, tho it doesn't necessarily mean it's used.
It's rarely given in most countries.
If it isn't given it's the first name of the parent with your sex (if you're unironically some gender meme then you should seek medical help)
The only time my middle name was requested was by a dentist.
> First and middle names Jewish
> Last name derived from the French word for German
fug
>>51635282
mitäs kouvvolan kaaleille kuulupi
>tfw two middle names
I know a lot of Muslims who's first name is actually Mohammad
How weird is that, not only do they have a middle name, but that is the one they go by
>>51598565
>mfw latin middle name
>his name has more than 2 syllables
>his name doesn't roll off the tongue
>his name isn't native to his country
>his name is unmanly sounding
I swear, if not for my name, I would've been able to get past the introduction stage without embarrassment and had me a gf a long time ago. Thanks mom, for letting that thai whore who dad obviously cheated with choose my name.
>>51605550
sounds pretty based tbqh
>>51598565
>not having two names plus two surnames
>>51632556
which shogun are you named after?
>>51599316
jew
>>51598565
Thomas John Celestine here.
>>51598565
as a azn
how does it feel to have a middle name?
when people call you
do you sound more cool?
exmaple: Bane Wreckage Bigguy
what are the pros and cons of having middle name?
>>51638512
>what are the pros and cons of having middle name?
there aren't any
>not having 5 middle names
>tfw I have three middle names
>>51610552
Cumberbitch spotted
>>51636285
I have two middle names, my first name is Mohammad, and I go by my third name (which isn't very Muslim sounding, just to avoid shit)
I'm considering removing my second name officially. It's stupid (Eemeli, Mongol version of Emil) and useless.
