>Portuguese, Balkanians and Turks are the cleanest
>smelly Dutch don't know what hygiene is
>not washing your hands BEFORE you take a piss
My dick is cleaner than my hands desu
>>51595709
>Notevenlatintugal
>>51595709
>24% of Finns don't wash their hands when they go to the bathroom
We need to cleanse society of these filthy animals.
>>51595709
Jesus,what the fuck?
>terroni
>the only non-green in the region
can we into western civilization now?
>>51595709
>Washtugal
>>51595709
Carry wet-wipes even tbqh, for those times when you go to public bathroom/rest stop when driving and there's no fucking soap. Nothing worse than having taken a shit only to realize there's no fucking soap and all you can do is pour water on 'em.
Then again I'm a snuser and as I literally put my fingers in my mouth dozens of times a day, makes me conscious about their cleanliness.
>>51595709
>Hygienetugal
What the fuck? You ALWAYS wash your hands.
I sharea a country with these filthy spreaders of disease.
cleantugal?
people who eat healthy for solid shits, use bidets and toiled paper do not need to wash their hands afterwards
if you wipe with bare hand you must wash your hand
>this slandering troll again by this butthurt slav
aside from northern italy (which is not italy anyway), italians are the cleanest oat. i mean, rest of the world still hasn't discovered the bidet yet.
>>51595709
FIFY
>>51595709
I wonder what India's percentage would be.
>sit down
>pull down pants
>pee
At what point do my hands get dirty?
>>51597010
This
What kind of filthy ape doesn't wash his hands after holding his sweaty dick to piss?
>>51597150
>butthurt slav
You got me. The sole reason I made this thread is because I'm pathologically jealous of Italians.
>>51595709
With water, yes.
With soap? Nah I'm not a pussy cvck that need anti-bacterial shit.
>>51597415
when you hold your penis afterward to dry up the remaining droplet of pee.
>>51597585
Please inform me where in my story I do that
>>51597415
>kanker piss and shit-stained underwear.
I'm not falling for it. When i inevitably return to your country (thanks, schiphol) I'm bringing a box of latex gloves.
Can't wait to explain why.
>>51595709
seriosly, who the fuck makes these maps? Also, how? Do they ask the people if they wash their hands and they answer no without embarassment?
>>51597660
>he lets residual urine leak into his undergarments
>>51597665
Jakub Marian
>>51595709
No and I eat with my hands after a nice shitting.
>>51597660
desu, I literally have to squeeze my dick to remove the urine stuck into the urethra otherwise it will come out later and wet my pants.
On a side note I use water when I pee and use soap when I take a shit.
>>51597543
>soap isn't for removing shit and piss particulate
>immediately assuming soap is anti-bacterial
>all epidemic diseases coming from africa or china/south/southeast asia
Thanks for helping create super bugs on the rare occasion you do wash your hands, backwards fucks.
>>51597841
Speaking of a vaguely related feel
>Take a shit
>Wipe
>Wipe
>Wipe again until nothing brown is on the paper
>"Ok this is good enough"
>10 minutes later there's shit staining my asshole
HOW
>>51595709
>pick my nose
>eat it
>>51597920
that's why I push hard when I wipe my ass. tfw literally wiping the inside of my asshole.
>mfw didn't take a shit in 5 days
>>51598025
You're in for a wild ride
>>51598024
I've started doing that but it only works sometimes
feels fucking bad man
>>51598025
at least your asshole wont be virgin anymore
>>51598043
>>51598068
I'm eating bananas
Hope it will help
>>51598046
First wipe should always be a pinch to get any large bits of shit out. Also if you have a hairy asshole bits of shit will sit on your hairs and come loose from friction when walking.
>>51598046
That's why I want to buy some fancy japanese toilets.
>>51598120
You will soon know how anal sex feels like
>>51595766
this
>>51598229
Freud used to say that the pleasure from defecating was self sodomy. I hope my first bull will be a champ
>>51598280
it will be black, no doubt about it.
>>51598025
Been happening a lot since I was 15
Who /bloodyshits/ here
>>51598394
>>51598280
What the fuck are you guys eating?
>>51597187
>portudirties
>>51598217
You can just by the toilet seat, it's a few hundred bucks
>>51597920
When it's all clean on the paper use some water on a paper and wipe again. I don't have this problem you're experiencing though so I can't speak for its efficiency with your prob.
>>51597234
>This is the first map you win us at something
If i was portuguese i would wash my hands 100 times a day tryng to clean myself from my shitskin colour
>>51600534
But your darker than us...You see the irony?
It's like people don't even what's said on the picture.
And again: cleaning your hands with water AND soap every single time you pee makes your skin dry out and is actually really bad for your skin as it removes some natural layers that protect your skin.
>>51601023
Ok my deluded friend
>Cleanhandstugal
>>51598394
represent
milk and bananas all day every day
>>51595709
this is bs
>touching your penis in any way or shape during the process of urinating
Absolutely disgusting
>Portuguese
>Not dirty
>>51607377
>not sneaking a sniff of that unique odor from the base of your dick
This is a joke right?
>>51598025
>>51598394
>>51595709
Cleantugal
might skip washing if I only took a piss
