>In 2030
>One day at night you are walking on a street in your country
>A group of 3 guys shows up from the street corner
>They apparently look like muslims
>You meet their gaze by chance
>”Hey, you!”
>One of them calls out you
>”Are you a fucking Christian?”
>”We are now patrolling this town to save our precious land from filthy savage Chiristfags”
>”Seriously any of them deserves death”
>“When we find them we shall blow their heads off in the name of Allah”
>”So, do you think yourself as a Christian? YES OR NO”
What do?
Call upon the spirit of the greatest defender of Christianity, Alberto Barbosa, and go on anohter crusade.
I'm a Slav, I'd be the one approaching them because I like the jacked the dude on the left has and he looks like he dosn't need it.
Threaten them with a cross made out of bacon
>>51595437
>YES
>take hoodie off, revealing chainmail
>unsheathe long sword
>DEUS VULT!
>>51595437
>Are you christian?
No, I'm pagan.
*unsheathe gladius hispaniensis*
>>51595437
there is no god you ignorant idiots
>2030
>believing in any god
hahahaha
>>51595437
I'd do my best George Costanza and
>>51595884
>>51595437
I'm not Christia any way.
>>51595437
>tell them "no I'm an atheist"
>they see that as worse so they try to attack me
>instead they die from the heat because it's 2030 and global warming has made it a death sentence to wear a jacket like that in Australia
>>51595884
>implying islam isn't increasing
>>51595437
Why would they kill christians when christians are tolerated by islam
>>51596676
Islam don't tolerate even islam.
>>51595437
>”So, do you think yourself as a Christian? YES OR NO”
"I'm not practising but I'm willing to discuss the theological issues at hand :^)"
Me = cool + aloof + suave
>>51597060
Who's the semen demon in that picture?
>>51595437
>that's what the Japanese used to do
>>51595437
It's funny, because it actually happened to me. But the group of people was Christian. They were addicted to drugs, but then converted to christianity and Jesus saved them. I am atheist and I said that I am not really interested in that. They were trying to convince me, and wanted my phone number, but I gave false one and go away. That's the story.
>>51595437
Make a protective circle of pig's blood and stay in it. Use Quran and threaten to pour pig's blood all over it for extra security.
>>51595437
>tfw this is what is actually likely to happen in the near future in Europe
>>51595437
>nipponese in charge of knowing stuff of not ching chong origins
mudslimes are willing to kill all atheists and pagans (such as your people).
'the people of book' (which includes christians) are either obligated to pay tribute or given the ability to convert.
know your enemy, baka sempai
I don't consider myself a christian now I doubt it will change in 2030
>>51595437
>What do?
I pull out my strap and lay them busters down.
>>51595437
Stand my ground, pull out my sig, and free the fuck out of then.
>>51598121
>'the people of book'
Not all muslims agrees with this concept.
>>51595884
this lmao
>>51595437
run the fuck away, then proceed to call some people up and find them again
>>51595437
Bismillah my brother, if you disrespect me again I will have to call a faida on yours.
>>51595884
I think that's probably as likely to get your head cut off or whatever.
>>51597229
Notice how they didn't behead you though. This is the fundamental difference.
>>51595437
Same like what Japs Christians did during the Purge. Better die than disgrace by betraying your One True Lord.
Won't go down without a fight.
>tfw as Indonesian Christian this almoat happen to me and family on 1998
>Moslems in my area being total bro and protect us
>Moslems are actually not hivemind
>>51595437
>" Hey guys, Abu-alllaith Alqahtani has just returned from Syria and is performing nasheeds at the downtown Islamic Center!"
>"really brother? Guide us there with your infidel-chariot!"
>drop them off at the local police centre for disturbing the peace
Shoot them because I'm American and we have the right to defend ourselves unlike eurokeks
>>51595437
Don't ever allow Muslims in your country they will probably bomb your beautiful shrines because they're pieces of shit
>yell 'DEUS VULT'
>unholster carry peice
>Mozambique drill all three of them
>go eat a burger and some fries
>>51595884
Communism hit this lad hard
>>51599848
You mean Djibouti shooty
>>51595437
I'd reply with "La ilaha illa Allah."
>>51595725
>*tips
