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I hate my country. I don't want to live here. I don't want to be muslim, fuck this shit.
I want to be a spy. What information do you need to destroy this country completely? I work in FSB, but I don't have any important information, though, I'll try to find if you tell me what you need.
>>51592370
this happens to russian spies though :^)
>>51592370
Reported to FSB
>>51592370
Are you not Russian or just a NEET?
>FSB
Tы oпять выхoдишь нa cвязь, мyдилo?
Reported to the Kremlin
>>51592370
>What information do you need
Your name.
>>51592370
>I work in FSB
Яcнo.
>did you steal those documents, John Johnson?
>nyet.. I mean no! ... blyyyyaaat
>>51595480
Aлeкceй Кapпoв. So what? What will you do with my name?
>>51592370
Your mum's phone number you kek.
>>51592370
Real spy itt. I can hire you to accompony me for Germany purposes. Listen your first order: kill all muslims.
>>51596001
Update: In Germany.
>>51596001
Jawohl!
>>51592370
And what do you do there? Mop the floors?
>>51592370
then move to another country retard
>>51592370
Gib plans for the Death Star.
>>51596946
Our new Death Star is almost complete.
>>51593150
> russian
he is clearly from caucas judging by his accent
probbaly chechen or dagestani
