For some reason war breaks out between these groups of countries. Other countries that might be interested, like the US, most of the EU, India and China do not intervene. Who wins?
>>51591453
Uhhh this war
>>51591453
what kind of war would it be?
No one since none of them has any power projection capability
>>51591453
The we all lack any kind of power projection and therefore can't fight that far away from our borders kind of war
It would be a bunch of economic sanctions and maybe supporting local insurgents, so not any different from now
Don't underestimate that orange bit.
Blue is surrounded by neutral countries so orange and green can't even touch them without violating other nation's water or air space.
>>51591530
Mostly conventional naval-air. But since it would be hard, consider cyberwarfare, sanctions and destabilization.
>>51591613
Talking from experience, are we?
>>51591613
Tell me about it
>>51591613
It's interesting because you got pounded over not knowing how to fight in the jungle. A South American, especially Colombian army that manages to get to Vietnam would feel just like at home.
it would boil down to poland vs singapore vs brazil with a bunch of allies respectively... so, orange?
They'll just call each other on phone and end the war
Cool
>>51591453
No one. We see some naval battles at best. None of those countries can manage an amphibious assault on a different continent.
>>51592026
We got pounded for a lot of reasons. The jungle wasn't as bad as the movies make it look. you can just burn it down with napalm.
I'd swim to South America and those Asian islands and beat the living shit out of them alone if needed.
I'm such a fucking good swimmer.
None of those armies are capable of deploying close enough to possibly engage each other.
Whichever alliance's armies suffer the least losses from fragging, non-combat deaths, workplace accident deaths, or friendly fire, will be looked on by historians as the victor.
>>51593057
>mfw he didn't mention alcohol caused deaths
we win
>>51591453
Blue wins
green incompetent will try to invade and get rekt
orange tries to attack green gets conquered by japan in 6 months.
>>51593314
also blue can develop nukes in less than a year.
Balkan wins everything by default because we're the world's only non-faggot nations.
But this war would end the next day and because it's completely pointless. You kinda need reasons to have wars.
>>51592043
More like Poland v Brazil v Indonesia rather than Singapoor.
>>51591453
Winners: USA incl Canada, Japan incl ASEAN/Aussie/Kiwii and Northern Eur.
Losers: China, Russia, Korea and Mid East.
Seriously damaged: Germany, Turkey, Israel, Latin America, Southern Eur and Eastern Eur.
>>51591453
South America has Brazil, Argentina and Chile.
East euros have... Poland? Hungary maybe, Greece has a solid army due to Turkey... Uh... Chzech republic. Serbia maybe. Basically Poland.
ASEAN has nothing of military value. Indonesia has a shitty large army. Vietnam maybe.
I'd say South America, simply because Poland can't hold them all off.
>>51591453
it would basically go down between SA and EE.
but i don't see all the SA countries sticking together for too long without some degree of corruption, so maybe EE wins
If blue ever got together without infighting, could they invade Russia?
>>51595576
nah, russia too big and already pretty powerful with all the nuclear stuff they got
seriously if there's one thing history's shown us is that you can't invade russia (unless you're already russian, in which case it isn't really an invasion)
>>51591453
This looks like a fucked up game of risk
WINNER: SE Asia
SE Asia inevitably invades Australia gaining the +2 troop per turn bonus and just bulking up defenses in Siam until its not worth taking a crack at it until late game. Meanwhile they run skirmishes in the disputed Asian+European territories gaining their cards and turning it sets for more defenses + island nations
South America inevitably gets locked in by whatever territorial struggle is going on the North America and whoever controls Africa bulks up their defenses against Brazil with their +3 troop bonus trumping their +2. They kick back gaining 5 troops per turn waiting for another nation to take them out and steal their cards
European nations get fucked because who the fuck ever wins controlling the whole of Europe? Too many borders to defend and no one wants you to have that +5 bonus. North America is far easier. Gets taken out mid game for shit teir strategy
>>51595742
>australia is invaded just like that
i don't see it happening t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>51595385
Argentina army is shit, Venezuela and congolombia alone can rekt eastern europe and the balkans, if you add chile and Brasil it turns unbalanced mostly due war experiencia, only hohols and greece are a threat
>implying green and blue wouldn't join in a Holy-one-time-only-for-realsies-Catholic-Orthodox Crusade against the Muslims in SEA
>>51595270
>ununited kingdoms
kek true.
>>51595936
>Venezuela and congolombia alone can rekt eastern europe and the balkans
you're retarded right?
>>51596120
Venezuelian bush fighters dressed in palm leafs are quite the skilled soldiers when it comes to hand to hand combat against the vicious crab-eating macaque.
>>51596254
Then toss a shrimp between them and watch them fight to the death.
Btw, wanna split Ukraine?
>>51596254
It's not just that. Colombia is still in a civil war, they'd just kill themselves. Venezuela is also allegedly helping the left-wing guerrillas.
>>51596294
I prefer banana.
>>51596341
I'll take that as a yes. Missing Lwow?
>>51596406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH1UwOb5sqw
Nah, don't miss it at all.
>>51595936
Venezuela is even too pussy to do anything about the ABC-islands, kek
Also none of these countries pose a threat to each other because they have zero power projection. None of the countries have the air or sealift required for expeditionary warfare.
>>51596528
I'm pretty good at lifting desu lad.
>>51591453
How are they gonna reach each other?
>>51596623
Didn't Greece have some submarines?
Pretty much this
>>51591583
and this
>>51591608
and this
>>51593057
I can't even imagine how this war would ever had a realistic outcome unless either one of the sides opted out out of sheer boredom or if this chebang ended up lasting decades upon decades of small ships and planes painfully slowly deploying people at the enemy's territory throughout the whole conflict.
>>51591453
The first group of countries being obliterated is the blue one.
Orange group have a lot of people therefore more manpower. Green group is composed by a lot of cry-babies who cannot into unity, therefore orange would be the winner.
>>51596120
>>51596254
No, he's telling the truth. No NATO here to defend you, buddy.
>>51597741
I didn't even now kuklumbia has an army
>>51597801
That's why blue group would lose first.
>>51597847
sorry
I ment no disrespect Sir to the 52nd military power in the world.
>>51597907
>>51597133
If we were actually in some conflict, I bet our moored carrier would be fixed in a moment really. Thailand has a carrier too. We can also produce nukes in Angra, also Blue could do something like that too.
>>51597907
>tfw pooland would just try to charge tanks with cavalry again
>>51591453
OJ Brazilian Police Man kills everybody in all three areas with Brazilian JIu Jitsu, claims self defense
>>51600246
So? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Mokra
They would win anyways.
>>51591453
Too far, too much work
It will be settled through DOTA2
>>51593314
Ps. Brazil ""has"" nukes.
I would love to see some brazilian fucks coming over here during winter, guys probably have no clue what -25C feels like and are most probably dressed in fucking flip flops trying to bounce a football with their knees
>>51595646
Mongols did it
>inb4: I said "only russians could invade russia"
>>51600952
I would love to see some slavs fucks coming over here during any period, guys probably have no clue what malaria and dengue with +40C and umidity feels like and are most probably dressed in adidas jackets trying to get piss drunk and use heroin
Don't you make fun of this bro.
These are mad cunt, some of them are superpower material.
Assuming gray countries don't exist:
First Brazil will send their AC HMS banana to nuke Ukraine(ex-world super power, used to have AC too) , but will get hit by heavy Greek ambush.
Croatia are civilized so they use this chance to annex all ex-yu and get some NA colonies. Opposer know the Croats for being ruthless and very skillfull with literal "underhand" tactic
Poland will sent their Hussar landing fleet to sneak attack Venezuela, but is sabotaged by Colombian Navy SEAL (Seriously an Expert At being drug Lord)
Meanwhile Thailand annex everyone in SEA, making the Imperial Siam Empire, largest maritime empire the world ever witnessed.
Then Imperial Thailand bomb Peel Harbor, Brazil important island. And thus the world spin into the great catastrophe mankind have ever witnessed, the World War
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>>51591453
I defect to join the Polish-Hungarian joint corps
