Post retarded vocaroos edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KtjmT1O6Qh
Sorry for laughing at the end, it was hard to keep my voice so low..
Quick rules
1. Post something in your language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
okay
ded
>>51590021
Not on my watch.
Alright gib something to read
>>51591976
“Die Ratten der politischen Vergiftung unseres Volkes
fressen auch dieses Wenige noch aus dem Herzen und der
Erinnerung der breiten Masse heraus, soweit nicht Not und
Jammer schon das ihrige besorgten. Man stelle sich doch einmal
folgendes vor: In einer Kellerwohnung, aus zwei dumpfen Zimmern
bestehend, haust eine siebenköpfige Arbeiterfamilie. Unter den
fünf Kindern auch ein Junge von, nehmen wir an, drei Jahren.
Es ist dies das Alter, in dem die ersten Eindrücke einem Kinde
zum Bewußtsein kommen. Bei Begabten finden sich noch bis in
das hohe Alter Spuren der Erinnerung aus dieser Zeit. Schon die
Enge und Überfüllung des Raumes führt nicht zu günstigen
Verhältnissen.
this is an early voc thread.
Anyone fancy some English?
>>51593833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Xl4SVO7WT
>>51594269
Can't hear shit.
>>51594467
Fuck, the volume was too low I think, won't record it again t bh.
>>51594341
>no dick
disappointed tbqh
Here is how to pronounce some Hungarian words/sentences. Just read the first English word or sentence, I put the Hungarian equivalent and what it means in between ( ). :D
- Fog peace call low. (Fogpiszkáló. Toothpick.)
- What can there (Vadkender. Cannabis.)
- One Kate Lee bumm (Van két libám. I have two geese.)
- All cut race (Alkatrész. Part.(like car parts))
- Hot show race (Hátsórész Back side.(Can mean the ass too.)
- Kitchen get neck (Kicsengetnek. They ring the school bell.)
- New see one up road? (Nyuszi van apród? Bunny, do you have any coins?)
- Me of us one? (Mi a f**z van? 'What the fuck is up?' It can be used in a lot of different situations, I won't bother to explain them.)
- One hut one Kate catch came (Van hatvankét kecském. I have 62 goats.)
- Hut are row Zoe saw (Határozószó. Adverb.)
- Sun cow (Szánkó. Sled.)
- This no all (Disznóól Pig shed.)
- Kate no mud touch cove one a bock Ron tool. (Két nomád tacskó van a bokron túl. There is two nomad dachshund beyond the bush. :D)
- Beer luck! (Bírlak! A synonym for: I like you!)
- Soul a new! (Szól anyu! Mom is calling(you)! Like from the kitchen, if you are upstairs in your room.)
- Tap ate a. (Tapéta. Wallpaper.)
- Tape at war you one a fun. (Tépett varjú van a fán. There is a torn(as injured) crow on the tree.)
>>51593833
Dear future employer,
please rate mein Deutsch
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1glZN9T6fXp
>>51594193
I was up early desu
>>51594341
kek thanks, tried my best to sound manly but the best is sometimes not enough
>>51599197
You have to work on your pronunciation and talk slower if you're actually trying to learn German. If not, this wasn't a bad attempt
>>51589387
r u grill or faggot?
might as well post my singing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wOjlrWHR8B
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FoIS6SbdG8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FA7Ev9WcWO
>>51600301
Sweet, velvet voice.
pls visit ;)
>>51600433
i'll rape you not the other way round lad im a big boy
>a German makes a vocaroo thread
Have a stepped into an alternate universe?
>>51600519
sharing is caring boy ;)
>>51600535
We have transcended.
>>51600301
I think your voice fits the first one best
>>51600758
I think so too, it's the one i'll pick if I ever do karaoke IRL
Someone sing this please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC16V9aRAR4
>>51600301
Fugg that's great, especially the first song
Maybe I should post a decent vocaroo of me singing as well but I still have difficulties with using my voice properly
>>51600535
It happens lad, I felt bored
>>51599062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01uuQl4tl0W
This is terrible, but I love it. :DD
>>51593833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B2CxHfKW4D
you cocksluts surely wanna practice your Polish, yes?
"Dla nielegalnych imigrantów europejskie wartości to kompletne bzdury. Dla nich liczą się pieniądze, samochody i mieszkania oraz ich sposób życia i religia. Do świadomości europejskich biurokratów wciąż nie dociera fakt, iż dla kogoś religia i zwyczaje mogą mieć zasadnicze znaczenie".
>>51601849
why haven't you subscribed to this handsome Finnish/Canadian lad? what's your excuse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cveECs9BD8w
>>51602094
Could vocaroo it first so that I have a reference point?
>>51602303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0atDBrQctu1
>>51601849
Very kuud, kut laugh t b h.
>>51599062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XO5b7rFLP5
>>51602287
What did I just watch :DD
>>51602417
Am I native hungarian tier yet?
>>51602094
>>51602367
this was fucking hard http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nK2LOUsE6n
>>51602556
understandable but a lot of mistakes desu
gud try m8
>>51601849
what the fucks so funny
>>51602505
Bírlak and Szól anyu was't the best, too fast. You read too fast all of them kinda, but those 2 weren't understandable.
>>51602520
Almost, you just have to eat lot of paprika, so the accent will disappear.
>>51602520
a Finnish-Canadian sex bomb
shame I can't find videos of him speaking English, do you suppose that there could be Finnish communities in which they don't really speak English?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6EEPkcjv84
>>51602627
ur mum m8
>>51602696
>Finnish communities in which they don't really speak English
yes?
>>51601483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYgIPHenQi
Decided to upload this, please rate it and don't my my gender ffs. I'm just curious about people's opinions..
As I said before, I have difficulties with my singing voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AwCGaq7VSH
"mia papia ma ti papia" -> "one duck oh what a duck"
>>51603490
Well said :3
>>51603426
>Evanescence.
It wasn't completely absolutely utterly terrible, but... ehhhh... Are you sure it's in your ideal vocal range/tone/key/whatever? Did you feel comfortable singing that?
maybe we can do some karaoke
>>51603426
>>51603745
>>51600697
I'll elaborate further. If I ask my man Nigel Abroad to sing Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N' Roses, he's going to suck really bad at it. But I ask him to sing, say, this song, then he'll rock it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuP0fkMG-TQ
>>51603426
bist du ein süßmädchen?
>>51603426
You sound like a cute german loli trap.
Maybe you're the next Kim Petras.
>>51603745
>>51603886
you trippin'?
>>51603426
Willst du meinen Schwanz lutschen?
>>51604055
hihihi poste doch mal ein bild :3
>>51603996
maybe, check'em.
>>51604259
>259
No, I guess I'm not trippin.
>>51603426
very cute :3 good singing 2
>>51603426
tbch needs more consistency, if that's the right word for it
>>51603886
what'd you say about Nigels performance on welcome to the jungle? it was fucking spot on m8 SPOT ON
>Ce que je sens, c'est un immense découragement, une sensation d'isolement insuportable, une peur perpetuelle d'un malheur vague, une défiance conplète de nos forces, une absence totale du désir, une impossibilité de trouver un amusement quelconque.
You're welcome to try reading this.
>>51603886
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s8Mmw8LjFi
I actually think I could do it if I wasnt trying to be quiet, because theres people in my house
>>51603426
It's the song choice that isnt good
you sound like you have the vocal ability, but the style of the song is hard to show it
>>51604600
Quit brown-nosing, m8. He's still not going to hook you up with his bogan cousin.
>>51604669
which emo faggot wrote this?
I want to read him
>>51604811
That's from Baudelaire m8.
>>51604905
I had suspected that
>>51604800
ur just jelly
>>51603745
Picked a random song from an old playlist lmao
I have a lower voice but usually I sing soprano, so that's probably not my key. But this song has ups and downs and if I started singing too high at the beginning, I couldn't do the chorus.
>>51603972
Idk Kim Petras though
>>51604055
Nein Anon, es tut mir Leid :)
>>51604518
t-thanks
>>51604567
I think I catch your drift thanks for the advice
>>51604669
Isn't it 'complète' instead of 'conplète'? At least conplète doesn't seem to be easy to pronounce imo
>>51605083
are you a trap m8 or wot?
passable voice 2bh
>>51602094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09VBlpvtbNK
>>51605083
Yeah you're right, it's a typo.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R5cVokWIhd
kept changing my pitch and messing it up
think everybody will agree sounds better when I go lower
wish I could fix my mic static
>>51605124
Naw, not a trap or do traps actually sing soprano?
They either had to be underage or eunuchs
>>51605610
are you a girl or high pitched lad?
>>51605524
>think everybody will agree sounds better when I go lower
quite the contrary, actually
>>51605634
isn't it obvious from the first post?
>>51605190
generic czechoslovakian accent
>>51605706
>>51605634
I thought the hints were enough to avoid saying it but well, it the first thing.
n-no stupid comments pls, I'm just here for shitposting
>>51605752
>>51605769
>n-no stupid comments pls
ayo gurl, are there 21 letters in da alphabet?
>>51602094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02UYoWuckFm
r8
>>51605700
didnt listen 2 it
>>51605659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dAfzdfnBsk
I'm sounding like a goat on purpose as i'm copying how willie nelson sings it 2bh
as seen here https://youtu.be/R7f189Z0v0Y?t=10
>>51605769
Post feet.
>>51605951
interesting
are you diaspora or something? breddy much perfect, just the flow was odd
>>51605985
>didnt listen 2 it
meant the text
Post stuff for me to record pls
>>51605878
I know this one already but okay
>no, there are only 26 you bloody tardo
>>51606007
pic related bibi
>>51606144
record in turkish accent
Turkish airspace will not be violated. Russkie watch out for big kebab missiles!
>>51606144
I posted some Baudelaire shit but no one's interested. Too edgy I guess.
>>51606144
Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
>>51606144
Die Sütterlinschriften, meist auch einfach Sütterlin genannt, sind zwei 1911 im Auftrag des preußischen Kultur- und Schulministeriums von Ludwig Sütterlin entwickelte Ausgangsschriften.
Lateinisches Alphabet
Neben der deutschen Sütterlinschrift, die eine spezielle Form der deutschen Kurrentschrift darstellt, entwickelte Ludwig Sütterlin auch ein stilistisch vergleichbares lateinisches Schreibschriftalphabet.
>>51606167
oh right, I forgot u r a q t
>>51606144
Can you read cyrillic?
Poccия – cвящeннaя нaшa дepжaвa,
Poccия – любимaя нaшa cтpaнa.
Moгyчaя вoля, вeликaя cлaвa –
Tвoё дocтoяньe нa вce вpeмeнa!
Cлaвьcя, Oтeчecтвo нaшe cвoбoднoe,
Бpaтcких нapoдoв coюз вeкoвoй,
Пpeдкaми дaннaя мyдpocть нapoднaя!
Cлaвьcя, cтpaнa! Mы гopдимcя тoбoй!
>>51606241
>>51606144
THIS. DO THIS PLS:
>>51593833
pls rate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xel66AEGJF
>>51606262
smooth desu
do you know the song "tuoll mun kultani" btw?
>>51606262
>unironisch dem vagina-juden auf den Leim gehen
>>51606404
yeah, what about it?
>>51599062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yfRE9i56hY
>>51606017
t. 1st generation burger. Parents were Polish gommie diaspora. My flow is mediocre because I have to double check the words sometimes. That shit is complicated.
>>51606290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05CCSx6X2dp
>>51606571
visit /polska/ then, we already have heritagefags from Boston, California, Connecticut, DC and Louisiana
>>51606370
not bad, you have a strong accent but it's understandable
>>51606503
Just been wondering if it's well-known in Finnland because I know the German text of it which can't be foud anywhere on the internet though
>>51606694
how do you know it?
>>51606241
>>51606308
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dXbW3BRoT0
>>51606290
I can't read the Russian anthem, Erdogan death squads will torture me :^)
>>51606206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zgiMHoJZTo
>>51606217
I'll have to practice that one a bit, french 2hard4me
>>51606840
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zgiMHoJZTo
Imma send your "radio transcription" to CNN
they'll take it as proof of some sort
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19CGS0hWmZW
>>51606956
fugg you must read our Bolish copypastas m9 perfect voice for this
try out this first:
A co jakbyś się kurwa zamknął? Kaczka jest narodowym symbolem, a nie jakaś pierdolona wrona czy inna kura. W Polsce jesteśmy dumni z naszych dobrych relacji rasowych z Litwinami i Ukraińcami. Najważniejszym dla utrzymania dobrych relacji jest wybór symboli narodowych, które reflektują ewolucję zróżnicowania rasowego naszego cudownego kraju. Obecnie nasza flaga nie reprezentuje Litwinów i Ukraińców w żaden sposób. W rzeczywistości obrazuje ona mordy pod sztandarem Orła. Niezliczone miliony niewinnych ludzi zostały zamordowane pod powiewającym Orłem i dyktandem “ucywilizowania tych cholernych brudasów”. Wybierając kaczkę wybieramy symbol, który nas reprezentuje. Nas wszystkich. Kaczka jest częścią Polski i ptakiem powszechnie występującym w naszym kraju. Zamiast wybrać symbol reprezentujący wyłącznie Litwinów lub Ukraińców wybieramy symbol Polski. Czy nie widzicie jak pięknym jest ten czyn? Pamiętam jak byłem w podstawówce i zawsze oglądaliśmy zawody litwinów w jedzeniu gówna. I zgadnijcie co? Zawsze mieliśmy przy sobie flagi z kaczkami by im kibicować i okazać nasze wsparcie dla ich wspaniałego sportu. Oglądaliśmy tych ówczesnych wojowników zażarcie reprezentujących Polskę na arenie światowej pamiętając tym samym o naszych kaczkowych flagach. W odróżnieniu od flagi z orłem, która zawsze kiedy ją widzieliśmy budziła w nas, Polakach, obrzydzenie. Teraz, w roku 2015, każdy z nas ma krewnego litwina albo ukraińca i wiedząc o tym co ta flaga oznacza na pewno robi się wam niedobrze. Przyjmując nowy symbol narodowy mamy nadzieję, że nadchodzące lata okażą się pełne nadziei i pokierują Polskę w stronę wyzbycia się drażliwych rasowo symboli narodowych. Tak czy siak nasza kaczka jest lepsza niż wasz gówniany orzeł.
>>51607043
I gave up about halfway through 2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cwSY8VW5rN
>>51607219
o sorry wrong burger
I meant our heritagebolack
>>51607219
>>51607256
lel. It's like your waving back at someone and they weren't even waving at you in the first place, but at someone behind you
>>51606780
had the same music teacher for 8 years in highschool and the only thing we did at her classes wassinging, so I've sang the song pretty often. The translation I know is only in that one certain music book we used.
And in another book I once saw the notes of a song called tuoll mun kultani and realised the melody is the same
>>51607043
Holy Mother of Jesus Christ, how is anyone who isn't read up on Polish language supposed to pronounce this amount?
>>51607476
can vocaroo it? preferably with finnish lyrics
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eYFMJ2uAK1
>>51607476
Polish language is highly melodic and reading large chunks of texts is easier than small phrases
just go with the flow man
>>51603490
get on my level bro
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kL6Y05Ib76
Say:'' Olá,ta tudo bem?A minha mãe gosta de levar pirocadas na testa''
>>51607883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qxlsxYde3g
>>51607043
here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A66BGKWIbo
>>51607980
prostagma
>>51606241
ops wrong one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A66BGKWIbo
>>51607952
hahahah
do you know what you've just said?
>>51608048
What?
>>51607572
I think I can't do it in Finnish, can't get the melody riight then and desu, my brother would think I'm retarded for singing something in "gibbersih" kek
>>51601947
post norse
>>51606241
>the Catholic version
Good lad.
>>51608023
Γιάννης, that's not you, is it?
>>51608635
:P ?
>>51608598
>tfw Catholic
but in Germany everyone including Catholics add this extra line desu
For the kingdom, the power,
And the glory are yours
Now and for ever
I-I know, shamfur display but that's how I learnt it ;-;
Requesting anything to read desu
>>51606241
>Catholic
B A V A R I A
A
V
A
R
I
A
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XNtcoHYZ8Z
Why do Catholics use Protestant version doe?
>>51608696
You're not >>51607686, right;
>>51608828
we are not the same person, slovak bro
>>51608828
nyet
>>51608737
will u b my gf
>>51608813
shut up fenian x
>>51608912
>>51608913
2 Greeks, oh wow.
>>51608913
nie sa to vola po slovensky
>>51608915
I was confused for a second and then I realized I had replied to the wrong post :( I didn't even want to talk to a filthy Hun.
>>51608813
>>51608737
>>51608977
I mean, you gotta read something Greek now. Want me to post some?
>>51609144
HMPH
>>51609242
what u doin for easter next year, lad? wanna come down for some burnings and marches? xoxo
>>51609240
Βέβαια
>>51609240
post some shit ill do it.
>>51609292
what do u even burn though? im coming down with my lambeg
the bodhran cant bait the lambeg 2bh
>>51609371
>what do u even burn though?
the solemn league and covenant
old school song for you guys
Έχω μια γkόμενα τη Σούζη
γουστάρει να τα τσούζει
μη φανταστείς τρελά γαμήσια μέσα σε τζαkούζι
στον kαναπέ έρχεται kαι μου τον λούζει
όταν την πηδάω, kαμιά φορά την τζούζει
τη γουστάρω μόνο για να την πηδάω από πίσω
ξέρει τι ζητάω kαι πως δεν την αγαπάω
ξέρει πως kολλάω σε γkόμενες που συναντάω
kαι γαμάω όποια μου kάτσει
ζω τη ζωή μου γρήγορα kαι γρήγορα
ξεχνάω τις kοπελιές που `χω αλλάξει
for those who cant read greek
Ého mia gómena ti Soúzi
gustári na ta tsúzi
mi phantastís trelá gamísia mésa se jakúzi
ston kanapé érhetai kai mu ton lúzi
ótan tin pidáo, kamiá phorá tin tsúzi
ti gustáro móno yia na tin pidáo apó píso
xéri ti zitáo kai pos den tin agapáo
xéri pos kolláo se gómenes pou sinantáo
kai gamáo ópia mou kátsi
zo ti zoí mou grígora kai grígora
xehnáo tis kopeliés pou `ho alláxi
x is read like ks sound
h is read like h in hard
g is read like wh in what
roll the R's
>>51608813
not Bavarian but also in the South
I don't know, I just learnt it like that in primary and in masses we also pray it like that
>>51608915
n-niet
>>51609625
tried the greek script one
lol cant make a difference between some letters
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xnExNWqw8c
>>51609625
fuck that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PY6CZVFi61
>>51609702
Thinking about spending a couple weeks in Germany over summer - do you have many Irish pubs and can I get by without speaking German?
>>51609980
you could pass as north Greek yeah
>>51610021
you sound italian lol
>>51609980
that wasnt really that bad, your accent was very unterstandable, you just misread some letters, maybe confused them with cyrilic. bretty good
>>51610021
damn, that's a cute accent.
>>51610227
>>51610212
well i have studied greek extensively thank to this guy :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCvwJSwf9bI
>>51610323
absolut pleb desu
why dont you listen to quality slav music lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FqxdbV-wXU
>>51610227
>>51610212
btw i think the vowels in greek and bulgarian are pronounced exactly the same. its the S, X, DZ and such sounds that differ - for the rest i think we pretty much speak with the same accent
>>51610501
lol if thats pleb then the russian language songs i like (apart from lube, the red army choir and such) will end your feeble state of mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyIMdBUV594
also there is lyapis trubetskoy, which i guess will not ruin your sanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmCKUVPHK7A
>>51610021
I don't drink alcohol, so I do't know about pubs and bars in general. But in my town there is even an Irish pub (literally its name) going to open up soon.
I know from people that we have some nice bars here but I've never been there.
As for the language, it won't be hard to get along without any German. A lot of people here speak English, confirmed by a Canadian m8 of mine that went to Germany this summer.
Btw, been to Ireland, mainly Dublin, two months ago. It's a tourist trap but the people and everything was great :3
Craic is the most based Irish word I've learnt!
>>51609625
At last http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v3F0AejWZO
>>51610693
lol what town doesnt have an irish pub :D thats like even more common than town rapists
how come you dont drink?
>>51610739
>how come you dont drink?
why should she? waste of money imo
>>51610723
clap clap clap
>>51610723
pretty much perfect except for one thing I noticed. Sometimes you mispronounce the epsilon ε Ε. how can I say it, you kinda soften it, it needs to more distinct and harder.other than that perfect as always brother
>>51610945
didnt expect that from a fin
i thought you were fellow alcoholics
>>51601947
>dGw niemand mein Deutsch bewertet hat
>>51610974
:^)
>>51610978
Which word for example? How would you say it yourself?
>>51610739
Mostly due to education and it's also quite unhealthy and expensive, so I don't see much of a sense in drinking
>>51610945
nah lad, it's worth it desu :DDD
Is there poker tonight?
>>51611192
well its not that expensive. not as expensive as smoking in any case.
what do you mean by education? you parents told you its bad or?
>>51601947
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B2CxHfKW4
>>51611022
>mfw it won't play
But I've listened to it before today and it was pretty good. You've done a good job and I wanted to rate it but forgot to :)
>>51611220
not here it isn't at least
>>51611002
yeah, that's the reaction I most commonly get when I say that I don't drink
>>51611494
so how come then? alcohol is the mother of civilization really
a very crazy and selfish and passive agressive mom, but still a mom
pick your poison
>note: if you sing your own language i'll download the recording and make an "/int/ sings" video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-Fn4_KQXTA
Sopla el viento d'Europa sobre nuestra tierra
Corre la noble sangre de la estirpe indoeuropea
Mi historia, mi tradición, la identidad, Europa nación
¡Resurge sol de Roma, divina voluntad, resurge sol de Roma, divina voluntad!
Strong blows the wind of our Europe
Strong flows the noble blood of our heroes
My roots, my traditions, Europe and the blood of nations
You rise again, divine sun of the gods!
B вeтpa дыхaнии, чтo лeтит нaд пoлями cpaжeний
Гoлoca пpeдкoв и бeлaя мoщь пoкoлeний
Haшa Tpaдиция, нaшa гoтoвнocть, Haшa cвящeннaя бeлaя Гopдocть
Haд нaшeй Eвpoпoй, мы вepим, взoйдeт нaшe Coлнцe!
Stark weht der Wind Europas über unsere Erde
Damit das Blut unserer Helden nicht vergessen werde
Meine Wurzeln, meine Tradition, die Identität der europäischen Nation
Erhebe dich wieder, göttliche Sonne einer neuen Generation, göttliche Sonne einer neuen Generation!
Le vent de l'Europe soufflé sur notre contrée
Le noble sang europeén coule dans nos veines
Mes racines, ma tradition, l'identité, la nation européenne
Resurgit soleil de Rome, volonté des dieux!
Soffia il vento d'Europa sulla nostra contea
Scorre il nobile sangue della stirpe indoeuropea
Le mie radici, la mia tradizione, l'identità, Europa nazione
Risorgi sole di Roma, volontà degli dèi, risorgi sole di Roma, volontà degli dèi, risorgi sole di Roma, volontà degli dèi!
>>51611134
ok let's go what you sent. your first E. έχω, you kinda say it ee-ho. later when you say kαναπέ, you pronounce it perfectly. also when there is a giota right after a vowel, kοπελιές, you gotta say them together. these are very minor stuff tho, you speak greek on a high level
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SlsYfwfbeD
>>51611242
Well, if you spend money on cheap alcohol you're still spending more than on no alcohol
Not quite, my mum just sometimes comes up with saying "don't do XY" (zhis is just simplified ofc) in a daily conversation. She just does it on a weekly basis, so it gets stuck in your head and I just see it as a good advice.
Talking to your kids like an adult and just telling you about your values is probably the best way to teach them these.
>>51611543
I just don't think there are any good reasons for me to start drinking
>>51611603
Cheers.
>>51609625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ORAC7i4yUW
r8 my bullshit
>>51611682
if you spend money on cheap bacon you are still spending more money than if you spend none on bacon. still i get what you mean about the values and the mom saying dont do this or that. still it makes me cringe because i dont like restrictions. especially the ones founded on "peoples values". and i certainly hate it when parents try to protect children by outright demonizing anything. im not saying thats the case, or that you should drink. in any case i was just curious.
>>51611735
well are there any good reasons for anyone to start playing tennis? or to read manga? or to have a purple pillow? i was more interested in the reason why you avoided it, because im sure youve never said to anyone "i just dont think there are any good reasons to eat tapas"
>>51611939
2 spooky 4 me, somrething's wrong with your mic bratan
you did some mistakes, but you sound pretty good. if you learn the alphabet you'll sound very well. the slovak anon read it perfectly, so you can listen to him
>>51610723
>>51612169
>well are there any good reasons for anyone to start playing tennis? or to read manga? or to have a purple pillow?
yeah, not for me though, same with alcohol
some drink it to help socialising, some drink it to get their head fucked
I'm not interested in either, let alone willing to pay for those
>>51612454
>I'm not interested in either, let alone willing to pay for those
>>51612454
how about for the taste?
>>51612454
>socialising
>I'm not interested in either
Okay it checks out, he's definitely Finnish.
>>51612661
>how about for the taste?
I don't know about him, but I find the taste disgusting.
>>51612454
I usually have a beer once or twice a week at the end of the day to wind down. It helps me relax after a stressful day of classes or work.
>>51612661
This as well. I love wheat beer to death.
>>51612806
well if you dont drink and try beer, vodka, whisky or wine or anything thats pure at first you wont like it.
its the same with all sorts of foods - olives, blue cheese, caviar, citrus and whatnot
and thats even without talking about the quality of the produce
if you take quality into account almost all kinds of sausages and processed meat is just crap.
theres all sorts of cocktails or liqueurs that taste quite nice to non-drinkers. would you turn down one of those?
>>51612661
depends on the alcohol, but it's generally nothing special
>>51612740
drink to help socialising*
though desu, I'm not too interested in socialising
>>51612834
friday beer to remove work stress worries kjeh kjeh
>>51613004
>drink to help socialising*
sshh, that ruins my joke.
>>51613883
Why do you drink?
>>51614078
a mix of a poor diet (actually beer is the best quality foodstuff i can find - so sad) and alcoholism
though i only drink beer (well on a daily basis)
>>51610212
I don't understand the difference between Italian and Greek accents ._.
>>51610227
;) wanna vocaroo, lad? the nordee isn't here any more, he doesn't need to know
>>51610693
Be glad you went two months ago. It's been raining pretty much non-stop the last month, it's horrible. I had to sit in just my t-shirt today, my jumper got soaked.
Is there any German equivalent to "craic"?
>>51610945
>Finn
>not an alco
pls
>>51599062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GcoBmNV7yR
>>51602094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dwRrc6Oigu
>>51607043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKVVWNPuxb
I tried
>>51611593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0frlya7aPwH
>>51611022
dude man bro, where's the norwegian?
>>51614078
To mask my deep social retardation and emotional sadness.
Nah, but, it's kind of fun to spend the weekend drunk as opposed to not doing anything at all which is the only other thing I usually have planned.
>>51614709
>To mask my deep social retardation and emotional sadness.
Poor Babs ;_;
>>51611593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s8ZpYUErM8
Me singing in Arabic since there are no arab-bros here.
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/fasateen-%D9%81%D8%B3%D8%A7%D8%AA%D9%8A%D9%86-dresses.html#ixzz3tIFZemRG
بتتذكري لما قلتيلي
انك راح تتزوجني
بلا فلوس وبلا بيت
بتتذكري كنتي تحبيني
مع انني مش دخله دينك
بتتزكري كيف كنا هيك
بتتزكري لما امك
شفتني نايم بتختك
قالتلي انسى عنك
و اتفقنا نضلنا هيك
بلا أدوار و طنطنات
بلا كرفات و صبحيات
بلا ملايين
بلا فساتين
مسكتيلي ايدي و وعدتيني بشي ثورة
كيف نسيتي كيف نسيتيني
ومشطيلي شعري
وبعتيني عالدوام
كيف بتمشط مشطيني
بتتذكري لما قلتيلي انك نوي تتركيني
بلا فلوس و بلا بيت
It's called Fasateen by "Mashrou3 Leila"
I can do another if you want.
But it's bretty bad so...
>>51615128
PLEASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ln7AyzxmU
>>51615128
Where are you from?
>>51615194
I kek'd, I would be that's way too edgy to actually have a recording on the internet of doing
Like, NSA would literally break down my door.
>>51615376
The Southern States, Georgia but I've received """higher""" education and my parents are from the north so I have a pretty neutral accent.
>>51615513
no I mean what type of Arabic can you speak, or did you just practise that one song?
>>51615604
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s8ZpYUErM8
Modern Standard Arabic, it's useless seeing as it has no native speakers. It's like if all the romance languages were dialects of Latin, Modern Standard is the Latin (in that scenario) to the other Arabic Dialects.
>>51615396
I have posted a recording of that, you can do it
What does this one say?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DSj1EKVzgcc
>>51615714
>literally no idea
>Dialect
>warped noises
>Quranic Arabic
No clue my Magyar
>>51615692
Interest in Arabic or Arab-speaking parents?
>>51614667
Nice, I guess you read the Hungarian words/sentences. Sorry for the stars at 'Mi a fasz van?' I copied the text and only added the meanings, didn't noticed that shit.
>>51606560
Listen to this >>51614667, he is pronouncing them right, if you are interested how bad/good you did. But it was understandable.
>>51616007
I'm a native English Speaker, so are the parents. I'd love to have bilingual parents tho.
>>51616069
>I'd love to have bilingual parents tho.
Same. I wish my mother had put me in an Irish-speaking school or could speak Irish so I could get some practice in regularly :/
How long you been learning?
Hate pakis that put a bid in in last 5 seconds on ebay auctions, or use a bot to do so
>>51615128
r8 my Arabic pronunciation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dv8uCacuYp
>>51616036
yes, it was easier. I like how Hungarian sounds.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F9kVa5v0yT
>>51616423
Are you the bloke who posted the Irish wiki link a few days ago?
>>51616504
Nope, l'm just here to talk about tits tee bea haych
>>51607043
I didn't have the mental energy to listen to what I have just read.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O9qKXLuawf
literally one of the top 3 mentally hardest thing I ever did in my life.
>>51615099
Well also because I like the taste of great Belgian beer amirite?
>>51616423
Got you covered, m8.
>>51616556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h9C14UmG65
>>51616625
post serb
>>51616632
>I like the taste of great Belgian beer
I prefer to hear that rather than the emotional sadness stuff t b h
>>51594269
wow thats pretty good!!!
>>51616821
Really ?
>>51616632
Heh
>>51616681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WcrbvhYVJ0
>>51616902
I haven't gone away y'know ;)
>>51601947
>>51611022
noice, you have a small accent and sometimes your breaks are to long between the words
how long have you learned german?
>>51616892
Yes!
>>51607043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19hNDPDOcvS
Rate pls
>>51617296
T-thanks
>>51599062
Nyuszi van apród?
Van hatvankét kecském.
Két nomád tacskó van a bokron túl.
Szól anyu!
Tépett varjú van a fán.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yrb5ynNzEs
>>51602094
Fuck, forgot the rest.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Old4esAhk7
>>51614505
Here it also rains a lot lately but luckily not as much as over there.
When I was in Ireland it only rained during the first evening I've been there but I've even enjoyed that because it felt comfy (even though I had to walk through the rain without even a jacket).
Nope, there isn't as far as I know, craic is such a great word
>>51616159
>tfw half German only
I don't speak my mum's mother tongue though, I can only understand it. Ergo, don't feel so bad about not having bilingual parents, a lot of people that have them only speak the language of the country they live in.
>>51619051
I feel like you are making those é, ú, á, ó sounds too long, but otherwise, really good, you just have an accent.
>>51621429
I see, thanks! Is the my accent problem in the vowels?
>>51621608
I am not sure, you have to read something else to tell you. I doN't know if you are pronouncing those vowels that long because you think it's supposed to be like that, or it comes from you portugese.
I call for genocide
>>51622683
Portuguese has no long vowels. It's probably because it's hard to say it fast so slowing down at long vowels helps me find my pace.
Choose a bad phrase, too many long vowels. Think I butchered the tempo. Guess I'm bad at long vowels.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11lVJyErANl
I don't think the Finn will be here anymore but that's what he actually asked me to record (tuoll mun kultani)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YE32DRzanB
>>51623255
I guess it comes from your accent, like párnákkal was alright but hajó ó was too long.
need some spanish or german to practice please
>>51623716
I mean légpárnás ffs.
>>51623774
what is the hungarian "gy" sound supposed to sound like? is it like a "j" or "dj" sound in english?
>>51623716
Dang it, it was supposed to be: "A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal"
I didn't even pronounce the final e of tele.
>>51623833
GY - like in French adieu
/gy/ is not a sequence of /d/ + /j/;
>>51624134
>>51623833
A Hungarian affricate /gy/ is formed:
- almost at the same place as a Hungarian /d/ but with the tongue a bit more towards the back, towards the hard palate (more palatal; that also means touching the palate not with the tip but with a flatter tip of the tounge);
A hungarian d is like the d in danger or dog or any kind of d.
>>51624106
I still understood it though, but had to listen to it 2 times. So you are not pronouncing it that wrong, just the accent m8, doN't be bothered by that so much.
>>51624106
post some pork-n'-cheese for us to practice please
>>51624324
it's funny, Hungarian doesn't look to differ that much from Portuguese on pronunciation
>>51624387
Minha terra tem palmeiras
Onde canta o sabiá.
As aves que aqui gorjeiam
Não gorjeiam como lá.
Nosso céu tem mais estrelas,
Nossas várzeas têm mais flores.
Nossos bosques têm mais vida,
Nossa vida mais amores.
Em cismar, sozinho, à noite,
Mais prazer encontro eu lá.
Minha terra tem palmeiras
Onde canta o sabiá.
Minha terra tem primores
Que tais não encontro eu cá;
Em cismar — sozinho, à noite —
Mais prazer encontro eu lá.
Minha terra tem palmeiras
Onde canta o sabiá.
Não permita Deus que eu morra
Sem que eu volte para lá;
Sem que desfrute os primores
Que não encontro por cá;
Sem que ainda aviste as palmeiras
Onde canta o sabiá.
>>51623604
>(tuoll mun kultani)
Are you a grill?
>>51624441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YtPOMOBl68
>>51624506
Scroll upwards and you'll figure it out, most of the German posts are mine
>>51624775
could you post a little bit of german text to try?
>>51624699
Bretty gud, the accent is noticeable, but it's completely understandable and it'd have been even better if you managed to speak it a tad faster, but I guess you're not that familiar with the language. Do you know spanish? I'm guessing by the way you said terra
>>51624794
sorry for the several numbers in the text but it's something I just thought of
Um meinen besten Kunden, die manchmal sogar 2 Wassereis pro Woche kaufen, habe ich diesesmal nach einem stilvollen Geschenk gesucht. Ich habe mir 200 dieser Füller gekauft da es sie statt 13400 für jetzt nur noch lächerliche 13000 Euro gibt.
Viele meiner Kunden hatte aber leider keine Interesse an diesem Füller und wollten lieber einen Paladiumfüller haben. Das werde ich mir für das nächste mal notieren.
Der Füller liegt gut in der Hand ! Er schreibt auch in einem schönem blau und das ist gut so.
>>51624849
yeah i had to sound out a lot of the words slowly since i've never seen most of those words before and was too lazy to record a second time (which is why you can hear the garage door opening and closing half way through lol) yeah I studied a little spanish in college, that's my only frame of reference
>>51624441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10SfLdbwRrc
Please help me Alberto, I tried to learn portuguese once long ago but it ever panned out, how is this?
>>51624895
>ümlauts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SCdlGaVoYC
>>51624324
Thanks for the tips!
>>51624387
Have a poem and a tongue twister. Not sure if I should listen to you as if you were a Brazillian or an European.
2.
Falhei em tudo.
Como não fiz propósito nenhum, talvez tudo fosse nada.
A aprendizagem que me deram,
Desci dela pela janela das traseiras da casa.
1.
A aranha arranha a rã. A rã arranha a aranha. Nem a aranha arranha a rã. Nem a rã arranha a aranha.
>>51625160
Portugal, can you rate me previous post??
>>51625004
>>51624441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TZMr8Sz2Dv
God damn i love this poem
Btw, is my accent noticeable or it seems like i don't have one?
>>51625004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qqRyHEgnlt
>>51624900
rr like in terra (land in this case) has a sound more similar to the h in hand than what you said where I live, I'm guessing you copied those from spanish. some places in brazil do say the rr like that though, but it's not the "standard". Your hispanohablante accent is also a bit noticeable, different from the average american accent you hear.
>>51625004
You went full spanish m8
nh is a digraph, like gn in french/italian. The diacritics always denote the stressed syllable unlike in some other yuro languages, but explaining how syllables and accents work in Portuguese is a bit complicated because arbitrary rules. 'g' doesn't have an 'r' sound like you said in gorjeiam. 'c' succeded by i or e sounds like s, in all other situations it's like a k
>>51625248
Nice voice senpai. I don't know much about ES accents, so I can't say, but having an accent isn't something bad at all
>>51625012
Woah, this was so cute for some reason.
You have a great pronunciation with only a few flaws and you stress the words a bit wrong but other than that, this was pretty good.
>>51625160
2- http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ex02ZGvqBp
1- http://vocaroo.com/i/s07krg79wgRj
Can someone post some Spanish to try also, does anyone want me to r8 their english?
>>51625574
Post some text in English for us to read
