>tfw getting roasted by the Aussies
>>51588807
sauce?
>>51588840
I just made this picture, but it's a pic of 2 Belgian troopers trying to burn a Somali kid to death
>>51588865
got a vid?
>>51588865
oh, those crazy belgians
Replace flag with India or Canada.
>>51588870
Nope, sorry
http://edition.cnn.com/WORLD/9704/17/belgium.somalia/
Are we not bantering anymore or something?
>>51588927
>>51588963
Yeah I know, that's why I asked what I asked.
>>51589029
Pardon my poor American education (which you guys remind me of all the time), but bantering and roasting mean the same thing. I'm just using them interchangeably.
yankee see
yankee do
yankee smell
yankee poo
>>51589101
STOP
GO MAKE FUN OF PORTUGAL OR SOMETHING
>>51589075
Again, yes, I know. I was just asking ah you know what fuck you.
>>51589112
i don't hate you, in fact the majority of banter you guys receive is unjust.
I just hate a couple of yank posters. You can probably guess the ones. Most of them are probably ethnic spics.
>>51589129
>>51589137
T-thanks guys
Hey guys by the way, how fast Will Smith declare in the upcoming test vs the Worst Indies?
>>51589163
are you an australiaboo or something?
>>51589163
>>51589187
There's no way that's actually a thing.
>>51589163
Beware of Marlon Samuels and his adorable baby-like features
>>51589229
im a canadaboo. i hide it well behind banter, though.
>>51589187
>>51589213
Haha thanks guys
>>51589277
What are you interested in Canadian Pop culture? Like Degrassi and Bryan Adams?
I wouldn't really understand this
>>51589294
No it's just I have no idea what you just said.
>>51589358
Let me explain this to you
The captain of Australia's cricket team is named Steven Smith
Australia's cricket team will play a test soon versus the West Indies
Since the West Indies are total shit, I'd imagine that Smith, being the captain, will declare before the 10 outs
Herein lies the meme - you ask when "will Smith" declare. Will Smith is a famous American actor, so there is a joke there.
Thanks for listening!
>>51589414
God, I hate you.
>>51589414
i got it, don't worry. Was pretty obvious.
>>51589414
>10 outs
You really are an Australiaboo, wtf
>>51589447
Ok, sorry, I am autistic so sometimes I do not get when people are being sarcastic online
>>51589447
Don't reply on my behalf.
Australia is the greatest sporting nation on Earth.
-Best cricketer: Bradman
-Best American football player: HAYNE
-Best rugby player: Idk but probably
-Best league player: HAYNE
-Best basketball player: Ben Simmons
Fuck , I am so hard for Australia
>>51589730
>Best league player: HAYNE
>>51590053
Fine, Johns, but the point holds
Also best union player is Pocock
>>51589730
>Hayne
>legaue
That's not how you spell Justin Hodges.
>>51590150
Pookek is nothing
>>51590186
Leave my husbando alone
>>51590150
>Johns
>MFW you either might actually know what you're talking about or have at least put in more research/effort than I've ever seen a foreigner do before
I've seen Johns and a bunch of Knights from his era around town over the years. One day he looked me dead in the eye for a few seconds. I think he might have been wondering why I didn't ask for an autograph or something.
>>51590279
My uncle lives in Perth so I've picked up some Aussie stuff while visiting. We get NRL on TV here so I watch it a bit
>>51590477
How many people there hate it? Better yet, how many know it's even a thing?
>>51589075
Nah m8, bantering and roasting are different. Roasting is when people are putting shit on you and you don't give it back. Bantering is when it goes both ways.
Roasting is what we do to Poortugal, because they don't know how to banter.
>>51590498
Very few know it's a thing, it's on very early on weekends on like Fox Sports 3. Doubt many Americans would know the difference between League and Union. Though I think rugby is gaining popularity here amongst college aged kids so we'll see what the future holds
>>51589258
Shut up India, nobody asked for your opinion.
Go shit in the corner or something, cause we've had enough of ya!
>>51590573
Didn't they play rugby in The Departed?
>>51590545
>both ways
so this is why america cant banter. If we do something back we will automatically win
>>51589356
DESIGNATED POOABOO
>>51589730
>Hayne's the best league player
>>51590613
No you can't banter because everytime you start to do it somebody else from the USA starts an argument with you.
>>51590587
Sorry mate, I see cricket mentioned on /int/ and I can't control my raging boner
>>51590279
You should have just said:
>What cunt? What are you staring at? I'll fucking smash ya, now fuck off!
>>51590597
For like a few seconds, and I'm not sure it was named
Rugby is more popular for pickup or team building stuff (like at police academy in Departed) games because you can't play American football properly without all the gear
>>51590613
What?
>>51590636
Hurr durr Billy Slater catch ball and run fast forward
Hayne wasn't the best player, but he definitely had more talent than billy.
>>51590655
But I'm not a bogan.
>>51590660
>I'm not sure it was named
Yeah but you'd have to be pretty retarded to mistake it for something else, though.
>>51590649
> controlling the 3 inch monster
Must be difficult for a 5 foot manlet
>>51590672
>Hayne wasn't the best player, but he definitely had more talent than billy.
>>51588807
>implying you arent being spitroasted by the aussies like the Bender you are
>>51589730
>Hayne
>Best in League
>>51590679
The scene is more drawn out than I remembered
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WbZNMTLoGfM
So I would say it's just most don't get the league union split
>>51588807
>mfw Aussies got literally roasted by mexicans
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/11/29/us-mexico-australians-idUSKBN0TI0ZI20151129
>>51590672
>Better than Billy the Kid
>>51590702
> oh look a midget that can jump amd catch a ball, truly something to aspire too
You probably preferred Ennis to Farrah too
>>51590798
>>51590795
Smith, Inglis and Cronk were all more essential components to that team of cheats
This is an actual ad in NZ
American """""women"""""
>>51590689
I bet you wish people had low expectations when you whip your dick out
>>51590872
Just stop
>>51590827
I would say Craig Bellamy was more essential, as he changed the way fullbacks play the game, which pretty much every team in the league now tries to emulate (some succeed, some fail).
>>51590893
Nah mate, I'm not gonna be a little bitch
Even if people just see DESIGNATED whenever I post IDGAF, I'll keep posing
>>51590872
At least they're actually expecting it with me m8.
Must be shit being raped by a curry, on top of the rape, there's no physical enjoyment that you'd get from a normal sized penis, and you smell like a takeaway afterwards
>>51590962
>no physical enjoyment that you'd get from a normal sized penis
I don't think rape is enjoyable with a normal sized penis.
I'm not gonna comment on our rape culture because its a fucking tragic and I understand why people are skeptical about Indian mwn
>>51590962
>there's no physical enjoyment that you'd get from a normal sized penis
>At least you can enjoy rape with a normal sized penis
>Sandniggers mistook this for a dragon when Poles shoot them in Iraqstan
>>51591110
>rape culture
you see the problem with this, is that culture is considered a good trait
use "rape problem" instead
>>51591268
I really hope that's true, but it seems difficult to believe.
>>51591270
>you see the problem with this, is that culture is considered a good trait
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/culture
> The arts, beliefs, customs, institutions, and other products of human work and thought considered as a unit, especially with regard to a particular time or social group
> The set of predominating attitudes and behavior that characterize a group or organization
I'm amazed people still need to be told this desu.
We can all agree that anime belongs in the trash
>>51591270
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_culture
There's a reason the word 'culture' is used, it's because there are certain subsections see rape as somewhat acceptable or not really that big a deal.
Its not at all positive thing, it is what it is and needs to eliminated and we're working on it
>>51591282
it's true, I've read a article about it few years ago
>>51589229
Come to Scandinavia and you will find them
>>51591576
Pic related.
>>51591651
You lie.
>>51591671
I went to a high school that has exchange programs for few months the last year, everyone gets to go abroad and study for like 2 months. Australian spots are the most sought, before US, Italy, GB, France etc.
>>51588807
spit roasted?
>>51591268
I've only seen one, once up close and they're fucking big old monsters that's for sure.
Fairly sure the Afghans know what they are, soviets fucked their shit up with them for quite some time and I think the Iraq's had about 40-50 of the latter Mi-35
>>51590613
Just because you call it a win doesn't mean anyone agrees with you. ect: Vietnam, The War on Terror, The War on Obesity.
The only thing you're good at is killing Americans.
