Strewth! There's only a little bit of shitposting going on this arvo.
What's everyone having for tucker? I got me some chinese take away. Honey prawns and a scoop of chips. Just waiting for the missus to get home with a slab of VB.
>>51587976
IM GOING TO FUCK UP YOUR EMBASSY YOU FUCKING KANGAROO
>>51587976
I'm hoping my mum brings me home something like maccas or subway.
>>51588036
Settle down t. Alberto Barbosa, we're all m8s here. No need to get violent over a little bit of playful banter.
>>51588036
>pootugal
I legitimately had fish and chips
>>51588086
YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?
>>51588119
Why are you so angry at us?
nazi mods at it's finest
>>51588139
You destroyed my country to the point all we want now is a Spanish dick inside us
>>51588161
Why don't we see poland posters anymore we use to be mortal enemies on here now I hardly see you guys.
>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD
>>51588161
Are you ban evading my man
>>51588183
your blood pressure must be through the roof with all that salt
>>51588183
This is exactly how Australians act on CS
>>51588178
Winter depression. Most of us froze to death.
>>51588208
AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO
>>51588183
I see you just got home from school.
Tell your mum I said g'day, and I'll be over later to pick up the dog.
>>51588112
It isn't friday though
Are you Maori?
>>51588408
Nah a new chippies opened up nearby so I thought I'd give it a go
>>51588445
how was it?
>>51588474
The fish was top tier, fresh Snapper and not too much batter, the chips left a lot to be desired though. Price was very competitive and it wasn't run by Asians so I'll probably make it my regular
>>51588532
>wasn't run by Asians
>snapper
Truly a great find desu
>>51587976
Tucker isn't dinner, it's any food in general
Don't you know what a tuckerbox is? It's not something you eat dinner in
>>51587976
Had some hungry jacks for dinner, the cunts running that place are fucked, literally waited in the drive-thru for 5mins and there wasn't any other customers. Cunt's fucked.
>>51588947
stop swearing
>>51588183
t.Melburnian
I want a Torana so badly lads
>>51588532
>>51588604
Best chippy's seem to be run by Greeks, least near where I am.
Currently doing roast chicken at the moment, running kind of late on and I've retreated to my hole to avoid the wailing about late dinner.
>>51590541
> greeks
> trusting them with anything but souvlakis and salad
m8. They don't even provide malt vinegar
Righto mate it’s like this, you’re havin’ a sunday sesh gettin fuckin’ maggot with the boys, havin’ a right piss up and it’s fully sick. Daveo and Steveo are settin up the barbie to cook some snags but ya fuckin’ gas bottle’s carked it! Bazza’s like who’s keen for a maccas run but you had maccas for brekky and Tommo had it this arvo. Then Archie, the fuckin’ mad cunt he is, goes hey boys I’ll be DD, piles us into the commodore (SSV cuz he’s on big mobs of cash doin FIFO) and we all cruise down to Nandos for a feed.
>>51588183
G'day Reddit!
>tfw my cunt will never be as based as Australia
How do I be as cool as you, lads?
>>51587976
Wallabee after grow.
>>51591256
deletdeletdeletdelet
>>51588161
got this exact same ban for calling americans kuks
must have a new faggot mod or some overenthusiastic janny reporting posts everytime he gets buttsmashed
>>51591338
I got 3 days for be American get shot, report text was some shit about how important post quality is
>>51591256
Simple
>Learn the lyrics to the songs of by heart: "Newspaper Mumma", "Hot Potato, Hot Potato", "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport"
>Know the Emu dance better than the back of your hand
>You can only drink XXXX and VB from now on
>Drive a V8 Holden Ute with a southern cross stick on the back window
>Tell everyone to fuck off because you're full
>Get to know the neighbours
>Poortugal is your mortal enemy from now until the day you die
>>51591338
test
>>51590996
just stop trying and go get shot.
>>51591491
Didn't take much effort for me to copy paste that, it was in a cheeky nandos general we had a while ago
>>51591412
>"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport"
I thought it was timey
Who cares in the end, it was written by a remorseless pedo
>>51591412
>>51592245
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport is the best thing to ever come out of Australia besides Steve Irwin
>>51592350
Danger 5
>>51591412
>You can only drink XXXX and VB from now on
Is this acceptable for Kektorians and Queenslanders? Real Australians drink Boags.
>>51588532
I find that the more batter the better. Chips have to be good otherwise it'll ruin your meal
