>be austard soldier
>carrying this gets you thrown into jail in nannystralia
>a-a-at least we aren't getting shot
>>51587802
They have to do exercises with wooden guns? Holy fuck it actually looks so bad, when the North Koreans train civilians with fake guns made of wood they actually look like real Kalashnikovs, not a LEGO gun that shoots rubber bands.
>>51587802
>>51587854
and yet we still produce better soldiers then either of your countries.
>>51587931
How do they operate from inside a locked prison cell?
>>51587931
Yet you lost to a fucking emu.
>>51587931
>trying to knock canada's military capabilities
you're embarrassing yourself, which is to be expected of an Australian on /int/
>yfw these are illegal in Australia
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/11/australia-wont-get-nerfs-awesome-new-rival-blasters/
Australia is one big gated community.
>>51587983
Ah yes I forgot when people think Canada they think "good soldiers!"
You weren't in Vietnam, Burma, or Iraq were you? Does Canada actually have any military experience apart from the world wars? I mean I know it must be a cushy existence to live right next to the world's superpower who protects you but surely your nation has actually been in a war outside of the literal global world wars.
>>51588043
>gawker media
Good goy
>>51587802
Pathetic
>>51587931
hard core operating
>>51588269
>Vietnam
it's a goy eat goy world
>>51588407
Mirroring /int/, here is an Australian media empire's take on the prestigious institution known as the Canadian "armed" "forced"
https://youtu.be/4y1dqrjzoPI
Australia
>full of dangerous animals
>everything is expensive (games 140 dollars)
>shit internet
>all fun stuff like violent movies or games are banned
>its always hot
Shit tier place
>>51588518
Fair enough critique apart from the video game part. If you're playing video games past the age of 13 I'd honestly just prefer you to not be in my country.
>>51588548
>manly men don't play video games
>can't even buy airsoft guns in his "country"
>guns are evil, guise
>>51588620
Alright settle down nerd why don't you go play as a wizard of something lol. Did you cast fireball mate? How are those fair maidens?
>>51588548
This might come as a surprise but grown ups can do what they want for fun.
When you get past that "le edgy 18 y/o" part you will understand.
>>51588670
No need to go all 8-months-no-sun suicidal on me, Sir Hamlot of Middleguard
>>51588653
Low tier banter, lad. Was expecting more from an Aussie
>>51587931
according to what statistics
>>51588717
Captured Italian soldiers during ww2
>>51588518
>Funland No
>>51588518
All true except vidya gaems, they cost anywhere from $60 to $100
>>51587854
It's not a wooden gun, it's a metal training aid the guy made in his own time in his home. He was planning on attempting SF selection and wanted a training aid to replicate the weight of a loaded rifle, but now he has a criminal record and will probably receive a discharge from the military.
>>51588518
>violent movies or games are banned
Since when?
>>51588043
Good. They should be banned.
That shit looks dangerous. I can just see some stupid abo kid choking to death on one of those balls.
>>51589105
>I can just see some stupid abo kid choking to death on one of those balls.
Implying that's not something you want to happen
>>51589025
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
>>51589131
Nah m8, I make good money selling fuel to those petrol sniffers.
>>51587931
>and yet we still produce better soldiers then either of your countries.
You excel where you do la. Proven so.
Easy on your northern Brother all the same. Canucks are at least your equal?
You fackin cheeky cant?
