Will we live to see the United States of America gain a fifty-first state?
And no, I do not mean the moon.
>>51586343
If they find oil in your mums vagina.
Puerto Rico, possibly
Yes 53 actually. Mexico, Israel and Syria.
The fight for Syria against Germany and sweden will be a hard one, sweden will fall off content with officially recognizing Somalia as Swedish clay. Germany on the other hand will take a long war. It will go down in the history books as the day Merkel nuked a city just so she could get more refugees, she chooses Detroit of course.
>>51586405
Why would Mexico, Israel, and Syria stop being countries?
>>51586343
I think it's more likely we'd see a civil war
>people who want guns vs. people who want guns banned
>>51586405
>implying the U.S. could touch Israel they have you wrapped around their little CIRCUMCISED JEWISH PENIS
Merge West Virginia and Virginia and make Puerto Rico a state.
>>51586343
Hopefully an island state. Other than Puerto Rico
>>51586526
It'd be a pretty short fight if only one side wanted guns.
>>51586343
51st is us 2bh
>>51586526
>civil war between heavily armed rednecks and unarmed vegans
lmao that would be genocide
>>51586546
Oh no no no you don't understand. What happens is Israel demands that the USA make it a state officially but signs a special paper that makes it so that it can draw unlimited funds from the federal bank and because of cultural reasons has no restrictions.
>>51586491
Immigrants from Mexico will mix the culture eventually until the point where there's no difference between the two countries. Causing them to dissolve the borders.
we conquer Syria to relieve it of its oppressive regime.
>>51586606
>>51586621
Which side do you think Israel would support?
Rednecks or Liberal SJW Democrats?
>>51586654
There is still a difference between Mexican immigrants to the U.S. and Mexicans from Mexico, dumbass.
>>51586848
sjws are pro palestine, but rednecks hate jews so idk, prob both and then invade after we are all dead
>>51586405
>mexico
never
we should just impose economic freedoms and the bill of rights
>implying the moon isn't already one of those stars
Fuck you, Missouri.
>>51586343
kek
>everybody knows America is actually the 2nd state of Israel
You don't have 51 of anything, you don't even have 50, you're the 2nd. Israel's little bitch.
>>51587033
Then what does that make Australia?
>>51587082
first prison of England
>>51586967
What about the Outer Space Treaty, cunt?
>>51587082
>>51587155
I guess we would be liquorland?
>>51586848
Both
It's common knowledge that when affluent Jews happen to come across a conflict they aren't involved in, they'll fund both sides to destabilize and effectively control a certain region