Mupdate 9! Hitler has successfully stopped the spread of the cultists! International investigations will commence soon to find out the cause of their expansion! The Republic and NATO have broken up their pact, causing a three-way in the Americas!
ISIS reporting in will state move shortly
>>51583556
Latin american bro
>Haxxor
Tentacles: Start pushing west towards Tiawan while pushing south towars Thia Land
I continue to attack Imperio and move them out of Africa. Spills expand into east africa.
>ISIS
>Imperium
Roll to attack V. republic while they fight with NATO
>>51583556
HITLER REQUEST AN ALLIANCE WITH HAXXOR, THE JEWS WILL SUFFER OUR WRATH!
Tentacles: Hey Haxxor are you here?
>>51583684
Had to fix my name, first time tripcoding
Imperio Argento here, the real one, fags!
>>51583652
Argenbro senpai
Italy#1spaghetti
Hey guys
al Qaeda
>>51583714
fucking lol. it's up in the name field, above Options
>>51583713
There. Named. That other fag can fuck right off.
>>51583556
>>51583556
Tentacles: Start pushing west towards Tiawan while pushing south towars Thia Land (Forgot to send this to ya)
>>51583556
btw op, territories roll
expand into canada available blank spaces and the rest on siberia away from Hilter
>>51583737
>al Qaeda
>take back capital and suppress riots
I'll give you guys 5 minutes to sort out your attacks, specially those nations that are in battle atm.
>>51583749
D'ya mean Taiwan? Isn't that east?
>>51583701
HITLER I AM AND EXPAND TOWARDS EUROPE!! I THINK POLAND IS LOOKING BAD AT US
>>51583740
Thanks... Changed password just incase.
Italy reporting in
Defense roll aganist ISIS
It hurts knowing that the only two Canadians are fighting each other on the wrong continent
>>51583713
Btw, Jews shall burn, you did nothing wrong
>>51583705
And yes Hentai Lord I'm here
>>51583772
Did I say west? Damn. I meant to say East. Thanks Anon. I'm dumb.
am I the only britfag?
>al qaeda
>>51583556
End war with Italy and move into Spain
>purple
>+6
>>51583776
Fucked up, on the number kek
Alliance agreed
>>51583793
Wait, you are not Argentinian, you are Nicaraguan!?
I'm sad.
But on the plus side
RARE FLAG
A
R
E
F
L
A
G
End war with purple and expand north and then east towards Hitler.
>>51583835
I shall go to Argentina someday and we will drink mate, fernet and have some asado
>>51583870
This is why /b/ should have flags, the country of origin changes everything
REQUESTING ITALY TO FORMALLY CONFIRM THE THREE SIDE ALLIANCE
when will be the next update?
>>51583871
Drink fernet with coke cola, otherwise you'll get both disgusted and shitfaced. It's pretty much 90% alcohol and it tastes like shit by itself.
>>51583920
I'm in
>>51583920
REQUESTING ADOLF TO PRESS CAPS LOCK EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
>>51583920
WITH WHO?
America is now a fourway with HAXXOR joining the fray!
>>51583940
>>51583920
ITALY CONFIRMS THE THREE SIDE ALLIANCE
Yo Haxxor. What about this Non-Aggression Pact?
>>51583994
As always, if I missed anything (like alliances or moves) just tell me and I'll fix them in the next mupdate!
>Imperium
Rolling to crush the North American dogs.
Also why did i lose a piece of Cuba?
>>51583994
Attack Imperio but offer peace treaty if they re up for it. all i request is the end of you're expansion into African land.
>ISIS
>>51583994
Take Spain to link with Nova Scotia
>+6
>>51584037
OP, if Tenties attacked where did I get my def roll?
>al Qaeda expand north to secure boarders with Hitler and Tentales
>>51584058
Accept treaty, don't completely leave Africa but give ISIS all the provinces that border them.
Expand into portugal
>Imperio Argento
>>51584039
Al Qaeda terrorists. Just ignore that, hehe.
>>51584081
I counted your roll for expansion to Alaska plus a buff. Want to reroll?
>>51584039
NATO or Republic?
>>51584017
Yeah sure, but I still don't understand where i got my def roll
>>51583994
HITLER here expands towards EAST,lets tight up the frontiers
>>51584124
Fair enough im glad our war is over.
>>51584133
>Imperium
Republic
OP did you get my moves for this turn?
>>51584133
Republic
>>51584133
Oh then just leave it like that, no problem
>Expansion roll
>Attack NATO
>If win take California
>>51584161
now we can "peacefully" spread the word of allah
>>51584124
There's an issue: to expand into portugal you have to go through ISIS. Also, if ISIS stops the war, where will it move?
>>51584161
>tfw you got keked by the sandniggers
>>51584214
sand nigger and nigger force
>>51584209
Move southeast in Africa and expand. Give Imperio a path to Portugal through my land which will be reclaimed once they go past.
>>51584209
he has a direct connection with portugal from his territories in south america
>>51584214
That's Imperio Argento btw, I don't know why I lost my name.
>>51584209
Isn't there a red line between my part of South America and Iberia, though?
btw is ultra giga nigga here?
>>51584250
Oi! That's my land
I expand further east to the south of hitler's capital
By the way OP.I want to continue to push towards Thia Land and Tiawan
if giga nigga is gone can me and ISIS divide his land between us
>>51584273
>>51584059
i didnt read lol i was heating the ovens
>>51584270
Not that ive seen it might be time to make his territories neutral soon. hopefully he shows up though
>>51584318
> al qaeda
>>51584328
I don't believe I have seen NATO either...
>>51584273
Oh.
>>51584249
Thanks Mohammed senpai
Come to think of it, Giga Nigga, the Republic and Nato haven't shown up in a while. What is going to happen to their territories?
Take over Republics territories
>>51584413
me and ISIS should split giga territories with me getting eastern ones and him getting African ones
>>51584413
neutralise them. Al qaeda i will continue to fill africa but it might be time to move into europe. Wold you like to do this or hold it off until later.
>>51584413
I propose that me and Imperium do a roll to check who gets them
>>51584413
Capture the rest of Chinese coast and southern Japanese Islands. Continue pushing south towards Thia land. Also push East somewhat.
>>51584413
Recap: Stalemates in northwest of America, in Portugal and now no more fighting in Africa.
For now, all unmanned nations will have a base +7 turns of defense, which means a roll of 4 or higher is needed to capture their territories.
>>51584451
Alright. When the territories are split, tell me.
>>51584481
Split?
>>51584413
Expand into South America. In the deep jungles noone can see my shame.
>Imperio Argento
>>51584481
>>51584505
I could neutralize them and have you guys claim them like normal, or I could give the Republic to Imperium and NATO to Haxxor. A half split.
>>51584451
Alright you ca tale all his territoies not in africa and the one territory thats in the easternmost point of africa. Ill have the rest. Does this sound fair to you or am i being to greedy. I am open to other solutions
>ISIS
>>51584460
yeah Europe ill join
>>51584413
Start spread into Canada
>purple
>+6
>>51584532
Id prefer half split, but it depends on Hax's preference. If he says he doesn't want to split well do the other thing.
>>51584539
nice let me secure my spaces in africa for a turn or two and well move in
>>51584534
fair
So EU with HITLER, Italy, and myself?
No concensus between Imperium and Haxxor? I'll start neutralizing their territories then
>>51584628
Fair, rolling to capture neutralized terretories
guys ive gtg sorry
can I give all my land to ISIS
>>51584532
>>51584560
Half and half split, if I get NATO and Imperium gets Republic I'll have to go to war with him
And don't get me wrong, I know this is risk but i rather not go to war
>>51584628
>>51584649
Disregard earlier roll then
>>51584575
I can accept that
ALSO DECLARE THE WAR TO TENTACLES SO HE IS EXPANDINGAND TRY TO CONQUER HIS CAPITAL CITY
HAIL HITLER!!!
>>51584647
You fought a good fight al qaeda. May you get youre 72 virgins.
>>51584674
Yes
Lol i get palindromes? 30territories?
>>51584676
The...Fuck... Dude I stand for /h and much more you really want to do this?
Testing I have to post from my phone for like 15 minutes sorry
>>51584736
Holy fuck, you're right. Roll for defense, tentacles
Also, hitler, choose where to expand if the attack is succesful
>>51584768
Fuck nevermind I'll keep posting from computer disregard that.
>>51584759
I just want the capital
>>51584786
This mupdate is a bit oudated since it's not counting ISIS' new territories and hasn't updated on the palindrome attack of Hitler vs Tentacles, keep that in mind
Continue expansion into africa from mexico. If im attacked ill defend instead
>>51584786
Keep expanding into South and Central America
>Imperio Argento
>>51584786
*Tentacles would roll for defense with a might shake of 1,000 tentacles* "ALL I WANTED WAS HENTAI!"
>>51584786
I will expand around the capital if the attack is sucesful
>>51584786
>Attack roll
>Attack for Imperium's Canada territories
>>51584786
If his attack fails I'll swoop in with a mighty offense!
>>51584880
Taking the defensive, roll
If i get the capital stop attack and roll for expand nort, also if not continue attack
>>51584786
Gotta love mobile, sending this order from the toilet.
Keep expanding in Canada
>purple
>+6
i will continue to fill africa until i have the entire continent. Also im assuming i have al qaeda land.
>ISIS
Italy here?
Mupdate 13! Did I get everyone's move? Since I just noticed ISIS has three capitals.
>>51584901
>>51584880
Jeez, leave one battle field and enter another
>>51585018
Start campaign against imperium
>>51585018
>Attack Roll
>Attack Purple
>If winrar make my way to Greenland
>>51585018
Fill africa again. My next conquest will be in australia. Also i have no allies so im open to offers if anyone is interested.
>ISIS
>+9
ISIS. I need you. Please my friend help me.
>>51585018
Expand into Australia via Pacific Ocean
>Imperio Argento
Defensive roll against purple and Hax
>>51585065
Sure thing tentacles dont think i forgot youre offer from last thread. I will cancel previous attack and commence attack on hitler OP.
>ISIS
>+9
Op. Roll. For Defense.
>>51585018
Did you get my two rolls?
REQUESTING HELP FROM ALL MY ALLIES!!
Defense roll against hax
>>51585103
Defence against what m8?
>>51585107
Only one roll per turn, but you still have your roll for this turn
>>51585088
May Allauh be with you!
Alright time for bed, give all my Territory's to HITLER
>purple
>>51585168
Defense roll +3
>>51585168
Defence against HITLER and his Nazi butt-fuckin army
Cancel that DEFENSE ROLL+9 this is getting interesting
>>51585198
I am not attacking you, i am defending
>>51585266
Well. I'll jerk to hentai while my defense is still up.
Mupdate 14! Clash in Australia and North America! All the while, reports from the cult in Europe point towards strange phenomenon happening in the Atlantic Sea. What could it be?
Roll to purge the dogs from our North American colonies
>>51585366
Clarify, Hax's forces
>>51585333
Attack Imperium
Begin with nearest Canada territories
>>51585333
attack hitler with all ive got. Imperio are you trying to run me out of australia? i dont like you repeatedly pestering me in my lands can you please stp. However you can take it means nothing to me i just dont want you to move into my other lands
Expand to central europe
>>51585448
also i forgot +9
>>51585448
Cancel expansion, roll defensive>>51585461
>>51585448
I can? I just wanted to grab New Guinea but ok, sure I won't try to grab Africa again.
Actually, would you like to trade? I'll give you all my African land (except maybe the port that connects with South America) for all your Australian lands except the port that connects to Indonesia.
What do you think?
>>51585504
+9 also
>>51585532
this sounds good. An excellent trade exactly as you put it. OP please make sure you do this
GTG OP. ISIS GETS ALL MY LAND!
>>51585598
fucking shit ive been having good luck thanks man good to play with you.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Mupdate 15! An Old One has risen! The cultists' book, the Jewcronomicon, have summoned an old god back from the abyss! All coasts that face the Atlantic will be invaded by evil forces in the following turns!
>>51585707
Attack Imperium
Move closer to the capital
I send out a temporary armistice to Hax and a temporary non-aggression pact to all other nations until the great old jew is fought back.
>>51585759
Roll to continue defending
>>51585707
>>51585767
Attack fucking japan, get that capital +9
Hitler i dont think there is a point to this war. We can take over the war together. Let's have a peace treaty? come on we both hate jews. If hitler accepts fill africa if he doesn't attack him
>>51585759
>>51585767
Cancel roll
Provide military support to Imperium
>>51585707
Can I make a defense roll aganist the water?
If not, just grab New Guinea
>>51585827
keep forgetting
>ISIS
+9
>>51585828
Also cancel roll, roll to defeat cultists.
Mupdate 15.2!
As a common enemy arises, the nations cease fire to contain the first wave of attack! Roll for defense, the first wave has a base of 9! (16 territories)
>>51585917
Add defense roll to Imperium's roll
>>51585917
defend against the wave. cease war on hitler. offer alliance with imperio
>Isis
>+6
>>51585917
Defense roll!
Build fortifications across all coasts!
BUILD OVENS ON ALL DOCKS!
Defense roll also stop war
RHE JEWS ARE COMIN FROMM THE ZEAAA
Mupdate 16!
Hitler and the Imperium/Haxxor have successfully defended against the first wave, although South America, Africa and Europe (neutral spots) were hit hard! Base defence of Jews: 11 territories! Roll 7 or higher!
Rollin, after this one giving my territories to Hax. Fight off the octojews
Attack roll!
Remove all Jews!
>>51586120
Support roll to either Imperium or Imperio
>>51586120
continue defending against the jews. If spill reclaim lost land.
>ISIS
+6
>>51586226
Me pls brotha we are not at war.
I have to go too, that was a great game, rolling for octojews and after giving my territories to haxxor
Gg friends ANNA FRANK WILL BE PROUDZ
All attacks were unsuccessful! The Jews are spreading throughout Europe!
map?
Also leaving
What if we do final master roll?
Alright, one last roll for 100 territories, go
>>51586396
sounds good i have to leave soon whatever the heck master roll means here is mine.
>>51586396
Yeah, I also have to go. Let's just make one last roll. One epic last stand aganist the Octojews.
Roll in the name of Hitler, Anti-Semitism, Argentina, Imperium, dem hax and OP
Sorry xD dont count my roll i also quit
mfw ISIS won
>>51586457
ROLL FOR /POL/
>>51586510
RIP world
>>51586510
ISIS allied w/Cthulhu
>>51586510
Like goddamn, out of all the nations it had to be ISIS, lol.
Enjoy your 72 virgins m8s, it's been fun
>>51586510
hell yeah. great job hosting Op and great game guys. have a good day/night. whatever it is for you guys
Actually this is quite a precise map of a WW3, gg m8s
See you in the next risk
>>51586625
thanks man it has been fun and now i go to paradise
Fucking 7: 23 am, still worth it <3
>>51586686
>7: 23 am
Come live in a reasonable timezone bby
>>51586750
Midnight here, not that bad
>>51586782
Same.
Central Timezone literally god-tier
