very late evening edition
>>51582066
wankers
>>51582091
lisicki
>lisicki blowing thailad the fuck out
never thought I'd see the day
![[Type90] My Neighbors Are Aliens 016 [www.ryuutama.com].png](https://i.imgur.com/skpcuzM.jpg "[Type90] My Neighbors Are Aliens 016 [www.ryuutama.com].png")
doing a hentai
pole
http://strawpoll.me/6164239
http://strawpoll.me/6164239
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http://strawpoll.me/6164239
>>51582106
what is he saying? i've had him filtered for yonks 2bh
First for going to war.
Marina
>>51582114
>>move to the land of massive party drugs and ladibois
>>decides to post on 4chan
>man something is beta about him
>>51582135
where's she from
>>51582145
Wales
>>51582114
he used to use a trip tbf
then I reported him for rulebreaking then he got perm banned for ban evading
>mfw
>>51582157
who is she
Why are Americans so shit at domestic terrorism? I've never seen a lunatic American shooter get more than 20 kills until today and even then it took 3 of them, ISIS killed over 100+ people in a major city and almost got away with it. Americans need to step their terrorism game up senpai
maisie
>>51582168
my gf
>>51582114
>yonks
what is this gimmick? never seen before
>>51582168
lisickis sister
>>51582189
just means "for ages"
>>51582172
Even the high school massacre leaderboard is topped by a gook sm
Half an hour until I can go home
what's an acceptable amount of words to be under for a 3000 word essay?
>>51582215
2,999
>>51582197
>looks like a paki
>being my sister
nah i have rich white genetics
>>51582215
I always go over desu, more often I worry about what to cut out.
Why are you still awake lads?
>tfw NEET
>>51582254
At work
Finished it all up like 2 hours ago so I've been just waiting around to go home
>>51582248
absolute mong
>>51582215
Generally I stick to 100 under or 100 over.
Never been penalised for it, so I assume thats grand. But your institution might have different standards.
the bernadino shooter was a devout muslim
mfw
>>51582215
our uni says + or - 10%, so 2700
>>51582305
we /war/ now (more than before)
>>51582215
10%
>>51582248
rich as in high in fat, yes
>>51582305
>tfw tons of muzzies at my school
Getting a bit worried one will just blow up the concourse or something
Lucky I try to stay out of high-traffic areas
>>51582306
>>51582340
this suits me better than the other answers so i shall take this
>>51582336
Blowing up skyscrapers is ok but killing Californians makes it personal
>>51582375
oh yes
gonna have a wank and then off to bed, lads
give me a pornstar
>I always go over desu, more often I worry about what to cut out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6vSf0cA9qY
rate me lads
>>51582409
Bailey Jay
Do you think Mark will fuck the qt historian before the end of this season, /brit/?
Got an interview at 10AM which I have to get a bus to at 9 and wake up at 8.
JUST
>>51582454
what job mate
cant control my horny level lads
have a wank
9/11 was 15 years ago
we were officially at war for 13 of those years
WW2 was only 6 years long
>exam in 12 hours
reckon I ought to start studying
>>51582482
if i go 12 hours without a fap i start to turn gay
sorted
cba reading through it again so i'm just gonna hand it straight in haha
>>51582349
I was never really worried about the Muslims at my uni but they are targeting some pretty mundane shit now; cafes, small music venues, literally where Yank cities. Wouldn't put it past them to do something at a uni now desu.
>>51582517
>tfw done midterm exams and have a month off
>>51582477
Office admin m8
>>51582551
>midterm
Do they not do semesters in Canada?
>>51582538
My uni panders really heavily to them but I can see it happening since there are a lot of hardcore wankers there
It's just random civilians uprising so it can be anywhere
>>51582551
*beheads you*
>>51582530
M
ABSOLUTE
D
M
AHAHA
N
>>51582584
Reminder that worrying about it is exactly what they want you to do
>>51582583
Most courses run all year but we have two terms
5 days until exam results lads
absolutely cacking it
might smoke DUDE weed LMAO and wank cause im so bored
>>51582604
Not really worried, just thinking [spoiler] what a thrill [/spoiler] it would be
>>51582600
did it! waheyy
>>51582631
Mine are tomorrow haha gonna do a graduate
>>51582584
The more you pander to them the worse they get desu. The French literally allowed parts of Paris to be turned into areas where secular law doesn't exist, indistinguishable from a Muslim country, yet they still attacked.
drinking some lucozade
Wanna play a game of chess lads?
>>51582644
good lad
>>51582668
'bena
>>51582644
>Smoking weed out of boredom
I can just tell your life is fucking shite t b h
>>51582673
King prawn moves two
You're up kiddo
>>51582673
yes
but i can't in good conscience
>>51582682
no I'm not him
>>51582710
sure
>>51582695
opposite actually. my life is quite good
you'd hate me if you saw me cause of how normie i am
alri.. wot?
>>51582739
alri
>>51582739
Happy birthday!
>>51582733
Doubt it t b h I pity turbo normies
>be american
>get shot
>>51582746
hello
>>51582749
thank
>>51582739
Happy birthday!
>>51582733
>posts on a mongolian waifuswap imageboard
>calls himself a normie
>>51582785
thank
Wonder if we will ever get to the point where terrorist attacks in Europe are so common that they just become a fact of life, like mass shootings are in Burgerland?
Who are you killing kiddo, old man?
>>51582825
things were worse than this in the 80s and 90s dude...
>>51582842
*calling
>not "killing"
Freudian slip
desu
>tfw spamming Ciri images on late night uni yikyak
fun knowing that i'm pissing off a few normies tbqh
>>51582825
So like life in northern ireland
>>51582842
>>51582875
>babby's first hypermodern
fuck and don't come back until you have an opening which isn't 1500-tier
it's doing a rain
Did the shitposting Kiwi leave?
I'm out for blood....
desu senpai
>Ahh, chess. The game of gentlemen
>>51582846
>things were worse than this in the 80s and 90s dude...
Not in your country. In Northern Ireland sure. It was fun while it lasted.
>>51582937
Yeah I died
>>51582937
Every Kiwi's a shitposter tbqh
>>51582950
rugby's the 'game of gentlemen' you dumb cunt seppo
why dont you just kill yourself?
>>51582937
>yfw the last good one was tiberian sun
>>51582951
Taigs go away please
posting on a japanese animation website
fucking hate muzzies
would unironically have them all executed or deported
>>51582973
rugby's a sport not a game
>>51582975
>>51582996
destroying the lives of seppos is a game
baka
>we're going to bomb the sand people
Are there any funny mad leftie screenshots yet?
>>51583016
that was over the line
>>51582786
wish i could just have you watch my life
im very normie. definition of it, although i dont have a gf
>loving family
>handsome
>tall
>good job
>rich parents
>friends
>go out and get smashed every weekend
>pull an average amount (could be more)
>travel
>have all social media accounts
>stay in hostels and hangout with other normies from different countries at our normie conventions(clubs)
>>51583022
loads
>>51583029
your waistline goes over the line
![1448991245692[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qUUvfPA.jpg "1448991245692[1].jpg")
gf sent me this
She looks pissed off trying to think what I might have done
>>51583038
if you're so handsome then why dont you post a timestamped image of your face ? (:
>inb4 muh 4chan boogeyman
>>51583056
that doesn't make sense
this is kinda lol xd randum but have any of you ridden in a helicopter? what was it like? do you get that zero g feel all the time?
>>51583072
poor cunt
>>51583072
kek i remember that thread
>>51583086
i'm sorry that inference is a foreign idea to americans but "the line" is obviously the lining of your pants, and therein i was saying that your gut protrudes your pants
hmmm fatty? do you understand? yes? :)
desu܂
>>51583131
go on
>>51583133
s-stop
who else /americanandnotfat/ here?
>>51582999
>gas 6 million jews
>"it's just a prank bro"
goodeveninggoodeveninggoodevening
>tfw your mum and dad shagging in the next room
>tfw you hear what is presumably your mum's arse slapping against your dad as he shags her from behind
lads forgive me but can someone explain that picture of lisicki is not actyalyl him right? it's soem irish guy? i literallt come here all the time and i dont get it
>>51583151
>>51583149
a Russian posted a few images of that girl claiming it was them, got like 100 replies laughing at him
I really want to disassemble and reassemble and engine but ive no way of getting one home
>>51583177
at 4am? bit late
>>51583178
>it's not him right?
fuck off lisicki you perma virg
>>51583151
lol no im fat as fuck tbH
night lads x
>>51583174
Me on the left
https://www.instagram.com/p/-prp4fiYJ7/?taken-by=153.c.m
saved this video and went through it frame by frame to see some tit haha what am i like
>>51583220
night my essex m8
>>51583218
senpai
>>51582975
>>51583155
You're a minority on a tiny island and very soon to be a minority in your own province. Britain doesn't care about you now and you know it. You are very welcome guests. You're here long enough to be called Irish. We're the same people. We don't need to fight. You need to realise however where you are and respect the culture of the natives.
I suspect we'll forget our old grievances soon. There's a bigger problem than both of us coming.
>>51583178
Thailad doxed him desu its on his MySpace profile
hi
›tfw no gf
>>51583270
Hello my white friend
>mfw my name is unironically chad and im a turbonormie
>>51583313
top o the monin to ye!
face down
ass up
>>51583313
>being called chad in ireland
well your parents are fucking idiots aren't they
>>51583344
thats the way i like to fuck ur mum in her loose sagging arse
>SYED FAROOK
RELIGION OF PEACE INTENSIFIES
>>51583349
at least they were smart enough to get laid :^)
face down
thumbs up
I weigh 255 lbs
>>51583364
uncalled for
>>51583260
I didn't index the link though. Actually got given a lead on the real licky too but I wouldn't do that to the lad.
>>51583371
shots fired
>>51583371
you clearly do not have to be smart to have sex you fucking idiot since if you did it would mean that there would be no dumb people in the world
also if you were implying that i'm a virgin ... like um nice try sweetheart :) x
i weigh 130lbs
>>51583373
*picks you*
using my steroid inhaler lads (got bronchitis lmfao) hope i don't turn into arnold schwarzenegger
>tfw can't close curtains because my clothes air dryer broke and I'm hanging all my clothes on my curtain rail
>tfw light coming into my room
>tfw it's gonna get even lighter soon
>tfw won't be able to sleep when it's light
send help
>>51583406
*starts crying because of how happy i am that i have finally been picked and the teachers makes the whole class stop playing then i just cry more because we cant play anymore because its my fault and now everyone hates me which was hard enough because i didn't have any friends in kindy as it was because i use to flick my snot at people but now im just going to get bullied at free time*
>>51583406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD4KambUZVA
>>51583248
I know muzzies are the enemy la and not eachother but it's not a one sided "prods are holding this country back" issue
Just last week a group of republicans shot at the police in a parked car with assault rifles then made off in a stolen car, to show the police they are not welcome in republican estates
And as for the term "dissident" while I fully acknowledge these republicans are not wanted by the majority, it's a term to get you off scot free from association. Dissidents don't come from another planet, they learned their ideas and allegiances and live within republican communities. If some loyalists put a post on facebook its "loyalists say to put refugees out" we don't have a buzzword to throw in to distance ourself from association.
It's still a very real problem for both of us, if I were in certain parts of belfast at the wrong time I would get battered for being a prod, and for you likewise
Only thing that concerns me in united ireland debate is muh heritage is still Scottish, royal mail needs to stay because fuck paying extra for stuff from uk, and the euro is shite
I'll never have any interest in attending a saint patricks day parade because it would be like an englishman celebrating hogmanay, its just not me blud
>>51583424
light at 4 am? in winter? u dizzy m8?
>>51583442
It's not currently light light but you get what I mean
There's just general light from outside coming into my room
>tfw Buckinghamshire will never eat my arsehole
>>51583442
>why hello there do you know i enjoy posting essays on 4chan at half 4 in the morning
>>51583503
my first hatman reply ever yesssssssssssss
>>51583503
good post
>Police Chief Jarrod Burguan confirmed that two suspects in the vehicle, a man and a woman, were killed
does islam allow women to fight?
>>51583554
>oh, didn't i mention? i'm from australia
>>51583594
do you think this shit is durka durka related? no news outlet here mentioning that tbqh
>>51583594
the guy had a wife and kid. it was probably his gf or something. crazy bastard
>>51583637
his father said he is a devout muslim
why are american shooting never described as terrorist?
is it because they arent muzzies?
>>51583442
The dissidents are kids who weren't capable of wiping their own arses, if even conceived when things were bad.
No one cares about them where I live lad. We don't want them.
>>51583637
Syed Farook is one of the suspects names. Although it looks like a lot of the workers at that office were unhappy over problems with management
>>51583664
There isn't any evidence, yet at least, that he did this for religious reasons though
>>51583680
terrorism is usually for a political reason and a lot of the mass shooters here are just mentally ill or disgruntled
>>51583442
fuck off ulster scot scum
>>51583637
hes muslim but i dont think it has anything to do with that tBh
>>51583680
this one is.
>>51583716
>terrorism is usually for a political reason
stop denying abnormie awareness you cunt
>>51583683
>kids
aye thats why all the ones being arrested on weapons searches and semtex finds are 30s 40s and 50s, even ones out in middle of nowhere tyrone
The south should rejoin the UK lad :^)
it's been 100 years, has independence been all you've hoped for? there is no anti catholic or anti irish sentiment on the mainland, and in this big bad world it makes sense for us to work together being so close geographically, the euro is a shit and you already have UK infastructure, drive on the right etc
cmere
>>51583725
woo lad
HAHAAAAAAAAA WILLYYYY POOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51583503
>those trainers
>>51583762
>it's been 100 years, has independence been all you've hoped for?
well yeah we have a better quality of life than the uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVDqmCEdX0
>american police
On the train
thanks for viewing my image
>>51583773
good post
Might do a wank desu
Suggestions?
>>51583801
I wouldn't put my hands up like that in any situation 2bh
I hate that shit
if someone points a gun at me even im not putting my hands up like a bender
>well yeah we have a better quality of life than the uk
>>51583796
because you're getting a ton of EUbux
>>51583837
be brit
get shot
>>51583842
the ammount of country lads who go to clubs wearing shirts like middle is shocking
i had a popcorn kernel stuck in my gums for two weeks and it got my shit all swolen and infected
finally got it out yesterday by literally pushing my finger against my gums as hard as i could
holy fuck. how could i tiny piece of food cause me so much pain. this tiny piece of kernel hurt so bad it was hard for me to eat
but it's all good now
thanks for reading my blog
>>51583842
me on the left
>>51583762
Well I don't know what to say to you. Lying anonymously is pointless, I could call you an orange cunt and sleep just as easily. I respect you. You hate us more than we you. You need to evolve.
>>51583842
Having a pint in meme city lads ama
all set to commit sin lads wahey
>>51583900
you used to call me a snout all the time 2bh so I REJECT your expressions of sorrow, let it be known these are crocodile tears ye are crying
Isis claimed the attack in the US and said they have 40 more fighters waiting to attack within in the US.
>>51583902
I don't get why you posted this, do you not have shuttered council housing? Just post pakis that is what really annoys us desu
>>51582434
Hospital-gown/10
>>51583891
>american """superior""" dentistry in action
>>51583905
How much did it cost?
>>51583905
how's the weather over there in brighton
>>51583842
>>51583891
Did you also pay to get your teeth whitened afterwards?
>>51583927
do you not have gyppos?
could have swore channel 4 had a hugely popular series about it
>>51583938
$9 la fuckin fuming tbqf
>>51583968
what's that in real money?
>>51583986
Just under a fiver
how come some people dont hate pakis
Thinking about going home and how crazy my dog is gonna go when he seems me
Good feel
>>51583986
Gettin real tired of your shit Nigel
she on the floor
she on the floor
>>51583964
We do but we don't care about they're not common, I have never seen one. Pakis though? They're everyone and growing like a cancer.
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>>51584054
dont you fall in love
>>51584034
I'm not reading all that you hatyank
>>51584053
kept this "brighton = memecity" gimmick going for a good 6 months lads
@51584099
good bait
>>51584075
why does wikipedia beg for money so hard.i dont give a shit
fuck sake lads, nearly 2016
>>51584164
The passage of time is unending
Bully proof windows
Is there any good film version of romeo and juliet
>>51584253
wow always thought it was "bullet proof"
>>51584335
with myself
>>51584348
benders out
>>51584350
rekt
>>51584353
>le ebin arrow mene xDdDdDXdD
>>51584335
thats alri leicestershire is a good sport
>>51584355
I thought I was in for a treat when i heard leonardo di caprio did a version then watched it and was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? they all spoke like the bender from fifth element
watch about 2 mins of it
>>51584373
haha what's wrong lad, is ur bumhole a bit chafed?
having some weed
>>51584384
Find the globe theatre production. That shit is intense.
>>51582964
That's just another way of saying you surrender.
>>51584586
Not a film but, there you go.
I live in the coldest large city on earth
AMA
>>51584641
Do you miss China?
>>51582066
Who is this handsome gentleman?
>>51584641
what city
Pulling an all nighter but im all out of coffee fs
I have 1.87 in my account is there coffee for that price? the little bus comes to take me to tesco at 11 x
>>51584586
>>51584611
thanks m8
>>51584641
Anchorage?
Juno?
>>51584694
ask a tramp, they'll probably take pity on you and give you some spare change to buy a coffee
>>51584668
They work for the celibate
The walketta man
give me your best songs lads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onzL0EM1pKY
