You wake up in 1910...
Good. Not a single shitskin around.
>get shot
>>51581081
and become a slave
>gf won't be born for another 92 years
kill myself
oh fug i gota to war soon :DDD
>United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
REMOVE CRUMPET
>>51581081
Get myself into some sort of profession whereby I can avoid being drafted for WW1
>>51581081
>poland
>>51581114
Slavery's been over in Brazil for 21 years at this point.
>>51581081
I try to keep the german empire and Austria Hungary from imploding and by that route keep Hitler from rising.
The first world war is at the core of it all.
>>51581081
>be rich USA
>not care about jews
>not join ww1
>>51581219
how exactly would you do that?
>>51581219
>keep hitler from rising
kill yourself my man, sad how hitlers own blood turned against him, he literally died for you.
Go down to see my Phillies play at the ol' Baker Bowl and reflect that they won't win anything for another 70 years and I won't be alive to see it.
>>51581258
No idea, probably get shot by Bismarck or Willis guards when i try to rush them to tell them the TRUTH.
Only technological gadegtry to impress them no one will believe me anyway.
>>51581273
No, the faggot coward fled to Argentinia.
>>51581081
oi germany build tanks brah.
also planes
>>51581291
>No idea, probably get shot by Bismarck
Hasn't he been dead for some time in 1910?
>>51581120
>Your gf was born in 2002
Why don't you have a seat?
>>51581273
Hitler was the worst thing that happened to germany.
He could have been an Atatürk and stopped when he had enough, but no..he had to declare war on everyone.
As if uniting with austria and annexing parts of surrounding countries weren't good enough.
He destroyed german culture to make it more fitting to his image of german-ness.
For example he destroyed authentic hill tombs and stone circles to build a shity line of stones at a river to remind everyone of all the pagan saxons killed there by Kar the Great.
What the fuck, man.
Also his words about the german race deserving destruction because they were not strong enough...
Well thank you Gröfaz!
Cool, I might get to ride along this guy
>>51581326
Oh shit, you are right.
Well, we have to inject him with some drugs then to slap Willi.
He is the only one that could have tsopped this probably.
Assassinate the Archduke Franz Ferdinand while screaming ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>51581291
you could say you are from the future and make accurate predictions about future political events or lay out the theory of relativity or quantum mechanics, in order to validate your claims
>>51581344
sure thing traitor.
Hitler fought and died for you, only thing Hitler did wrong was lose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYFIbcSPgIg
>>51581344
your blood fought and died for Germany and Hitler, Hitler fought for Germans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Y9P65fGAE
>>51581398
He was good at getting to the top, but what he did there was a prime example of the Peter Principle.
>>51581081
Kill Prinshit.
>>51581081
Short Austro-Hungarian and German stocks, buy into American manufacturing. In 7 years, with ruthless reinvestment and some muscle from my paisans, I will be ready to watch the Germans burn under legions of Americans armed with technology that they shouldn't have.
>>51581447
Are you telling me Hitler didn't fight for the German race and him a German?
I don't see blacks shunning Malcom X, MLK, Black Panther or similar people who did things in their interest, get your kekold shit out of here.
>>51581447
What separates Hitler and George Washington?
Both people who fought and killed for their peoples interest.
>>51581081
Japan would get more respect than now....
>>51581524
Good point, but I believe Malcom X was a dingus.
>>51581081
funny thing, conmemorating the 100 years of the Revolución de Mayo, a lot of people here started making pogroms all over
>>51581081
Invest in Krakow
>>51581081
It hurts my soul looking at that map
Germany was so big and had so much potential
And then Willy fucked our shit up
>>51581716
Also we were leading in natural sience nobel prizes at that time.
WWII shit was based on the the groundwork done there.
Yurop about to go hellamonkey and we'll soon take over as the sole superpower.
Feels good man.
>>51581081
Hunt down Gavrilo Princip and kill him for a laugh (and to see how things turn out)
>>51581716
Reminder that Willy was half english
>>51581382
Bravo
>>51581716
why did will had to be a retard?
Bring back a kaiser and start over from 1910, desu lad.
>>51581716
Death to Germany
>>51581965
War starts later and germany is even more fucked
>>51581344
fuck you
Hitler was an amazing politician that rebuilt Germany after ww1.
unfortunately he was a drugged up mad man who was a horrible commander in his later years.
>>51582086
>Good commander
>ends up being just corporal
top kek
>>51582100
read my post again.
>>51581081
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>51582136
You said that he was a horrible commander in his late years, which implies that he was actually good commander before
It's not true
In fact, Germans were always shit at Grand Strategy
>tfw colonized again
>>51582180
>which implies that he was actually good commander before
no.
i implied that he wasn't horrible before commander not that he was a good commander.
he already started fucking shit up before Russia.
>oi m8 how you wan't your Luftwaffe?
>JUST Göring MY SHIT UP
>>51582256
But we were nice :3
>>51582256
At least you have some decades before the Agent Orange mutant babies happen.
>>51582318
>>51582337
Not gonna be lying, my father who lived in Saigon always say that city was doing pretty fine during those times, as French and later on US government's resources were poured into there for the most part and thus it was economically fine. Any Northern Vietnamese and basically our history teachers would say otherwise of course.
>>51581081
Well if I am at Australia, I guess beat some Aboriginals while drinking. Maybe prepare for the Emu war to come. IF I am at Europe, guess head to Great Britain and get fucked up.
>>51581081
The Bolsheviks need to die.
prob attempt to kill princip and save jaures from being assassinated
>no gommie russia
>german empire
>austria hungary still exists
>no fascists
what could go wrong?
>>51581578
he won
>pisstugal
>>51585150
would be interesting to see what would have gone wrong
the war was most likely inevitable by 1910 though
>>51582147
Hang out in Switzerland and avoid what's coming.
Those federales ain't gonna kill themselves, compadre
>>51581081
>You wake up in 1910...
but...i can not live without computers and internet!
>>51585382
Enjoy the last days before the Deluge, Sergei. :^)
Infiltrate the Second International, purge all of the reformists, get the various social democratic and socialist parties out of parliament and the trade unions, centralize the International more tightly, fight for a more solid anti-war stance, fight for a complete devotion to internationalism, and focus the parties' attention on fighting for and strengthening the soviets (workers' councils).
Live happily as an overly ideological pioneer restteling the lost motherland with my qt wife, probably dying of malaria or getting killed by arab raiders at some point
>>51585432
You think God will end this with water again? :D
I am Alexander.
>>51581081
And join the bolsheviks
![lossy-page1-220px-Food-Hawaii-Canning._Native_girls_packing_pineapple_into_cans._-_NARA_-_522863.tif[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o0Jpj4d.jpg "lossy-page1-220px-Food-Hawaii-Canning._Native_girls_packing_pineapple_into_cans._-_NARA_-_522863.tif[1].jpg")
>Eat Pineapple
>Grow out my haole-beard
>Speak Hawaiian and old kine pidgin
>Fuck Filipina laborers on my sugar plantation
Sound like a plan
>>51581081
Get the hell out of dodge before 1914. Probably to Argentina, Chile or the Netherlands.
>>51581081
Anglo-Canadian in Montreal before 1970
Feels good man.
