How do I become a jew and move to israel to find a qt jew wife would I be accepted?
>>51580113
Begin by chewing off your foreskin
>>51580113
>move to palestine
>say you're jewish
>they will save you and kill100 arabs
ez
>>51580113
You start by removing his >>51580136 countrymen from Tel-Aviv.
>>51580201
Why don't we just strike tel aviv?
>>51580201
I'll join the IDF and bash/forcefully remove any palestinians from our rightfully owned land I think being in the IDF would be the best job just spitting on and killing palestinians destroying their homes for jews to live there.
>>51580201
actually israelites are pretty close to arabs genetically. jew race is a fucking myth
Commit harakiri and hope you be reborn as a Jew
>>51580266
Your mom is genetically close to my dick
>>51580240
Because the last remaining Jew there will die and it will be another 6 gorilliom shoah
>>51580266
Most people won't believe we have Semitic blood unlike the more African types that are bombed out of Sudan and seek refuge in Israel.
>>51580173
>move to palestine
No such thing.
>>51580337
Of course you have Semitic blood, Egyptians fucked you for centuries.
>>51580332
https://youtu.be/c-T5fpf0IHg?t=640
what is said here, judenstein?
>>51580332
>>51580201
>>51580375
It was mostly invading Arabs but I'd say it's true since Egyptians are biggest rape-babbies in history. They were fucked by everyone taking a stroll across there.
Also, 90% of negroid Tel-Avivians are Africans who use Sudan as a stepping stone to Egypt and Israel plus some Darfurians and Southerners escaping the civil war
>>51580240
https://youtu.be/lt47llMalmc'
>UÐRUB,UÐRUB TELABIB
>FAJR, FAJR TELABIB
>>51580462
>mfw listening to nasheeds while bombing jews
>>51580444
>Also, 90% of negroid Tel-Avivians are Africans who use Sudan as a stepping stone to Egypt and Israel plus some Darfurians and Southerners escaping the civil war
Wait, you want to tell that the Sadanese in Tel-Aviv and Eilat aren't actually Sudanese?
>>51580381
It's a satiric series about IDF and life in Israel. You probably can feel South Park vibes.
>>51580580
>It's a satiric series about IDF and life in Israel. You probably can feel South Park vibes.
I'm Egyptian,I can already tell i'm asking what are they saying.
>>51580580
Yep. The Sudos there are a significant proportion of them, but practically every African imaginable roams our country without question or reprimand. They even purchase official documents become Sudanese.
>>51580659
It's over 25 minutes of various jokes, you can't expect me to translate everything...
Some exist with English subs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI1oam1fI5o
>>51580865
shitty 4chan embedding doesn't give you the time i linked in? I'm asking what's said at 10:40 only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-T5fpf0IHg&feature=youtu.be&t=640
>I stand with Israel
WUZ
Just be white, Jewesses love blond hair and blue eyes just like every other sandnigger and gook.
>>51580952
>>51580917
m8, we're Arab rape-babbies with an Arab flag. How do you think Islam was introduced here, it was via the Arab cock.
>>51580659
Are you the based American-poster who corresponds with me during my shitposting routine?
Even if you're not, I still love you Masribro.
>>51580113
Join the IDF
they accept foreign goyim
>>51581039
>Are you the based American-poster who corresponds with me during my shitposting routine?
no
>Even if you're not, I still love you Masribro.
you called me a rape baby 2 posts ago
>>51581082
That was before and after I admitted Sudan was a rape-babby nation as well. Don't take it to heart. And I apologize if I offended you.
And if you're a Gibtibro, even more bro-tier
>>51581019
Was it circumcised?
>>51580911
-And after that we got the item of Sheri and then Bruce, and then Shir, and then commercial break, and then Lihi, and after that we got the item of the Arab, then commercial break and then we will finish with the soldiers.
-No no no lets end with the Arab.
-Soldiers are better, it's the most Israeli thing.
-Wut?
-No, nothing nothing
-What was that you said?
-I, I got confused Yair, I'm sorry, no!
-I'M THE MOST ISRAELI! ME! HOW MANY TIMES I SHOULD EXPLAIN TO YOU, AH? NOT THE ARMY! NOT THE HUMMUS, NOT THE FALAFEL! NOT EYAL RAMON! ME! IM THE MOST ISRAELI, ME! ME! NOT THE TORAH QUIZ! I'M... THE MOST... ISRAELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
>>51581315
thanks, so that guy is the arab? I actually watched all 10 episodes, it's pretty funny, i couldn't understand almost anything but i could get the hang of it. Didn't know manyook, kos omak were also common with israelis
can you tell me what's said at 23:30 too? it's shorter
>>51581458
Yair Lapid? Nah he's a Jew. I think he's just being mocked for his huge ego, like when she said that the soldiers the the most Israeli thing and he got triggered, becouse he considers himself to be, kek.
-auch auch achu, must have hurt. Disgusting, disgusting. Like you can see Haim. To my regret, we're all used to pictures like this. that became the most Israeli thing...
-Yair is the most Israeli thing! Not the Knesset, not the goverment, not the Court, Yair! Yair, understood?
>>51581777
oh makes sense
the black haired guy is also supposed to be yair?
