What is an Australian's daily routine like?
What do you guys do over there in that wasteland?
>>51578712
I thought he was gonna burn it.
>>51578754
typical pole
>>51578754
I thought he was gonna drown it.
>>51578712
>wake up, kill whatever spiders are on or around my bed
>get dressed, bang boots against the wall to get rid of bugs or spiders inside
>eat some weetbix covered in vegemite for breakfast, removing spiders that have found their way into the vegemite jar
>drive to work in my holden ute, covered in spiders
>finally get to work at the boomerang factory, its a 45C day so I'm thirsty as fug but the complementary morning beer has too many spiders in it to drink
>spend all day removing spiders from the production line, work ends early because the internet is too slow to update our orders
>drive to the local for a beer, talk about how many spiders are around and what to do about those emus giving us a funny look over in the corner
>drive home drunk, get pulled over by a cop because he saw a spider on my indicator light, RBT and lose license
>walk the rest of the way home and get eaten to death by emus, spiders infest my corpse
>>51578935
kek
They do the same as you do in your WAISTland hahahahahaha
>>51578712
>Wake up
>Vegimite on Toast with a cuppa milky billy tea
>Flanny and tradie shorts, check rm williams for redbacks and throw them on
>head across town out to the shearing shed
>casual 8 hour shift shear near 300 merino's
>head into town with robbo and cob
>grab a slab of tinny's and down them in the back of the ute parked next to the billabong
>head home have a nice lamb roast then plug my sheila
>sit on the porch shooting rabbits, foxes and coons who wander on to my property
[spoiler]shitpost on 4chan for an hour or two before bed[/spoiler]
>>51580262
I thought all kiwis and melanomites worked in government shitpost factories
>>51578712
>wake up
>fight my way past the snakes and spiders, just so i can have a piss in the dunny
>go outside and punch a wombat
>open a XXXX gold
>banter with the neighbours for a couple of hours
>take my hotted up torana down to the local strip and do burnouts for a couple of hours
>drink some more gold
>come home drink and fight with the missus
>punch her in the mouth and then go next door and have fuck my neighbours skippy
>come home to possums in my bed
>pass out with vomit in my mouth
>>51578935
>drive to work in my holden ute, covered in spiders
>not even a single skid
bloddy wogboy
>>51578935
This is rly funny thank you
>>51580667
This is rly funny too fak why do I get humour from punching wombats
