>tfw if I had been born a few kilometers further west I wouldn't have to live with these refugees
>tfw if I had been born a few kilometers further east I could post funny posts pretending to speak bad English
>tfw if I had been born a few kilometres south I would have lost the tip of my benis
>tfw if I had been born a few kilometers further east I could post funny posts pretending to speak bad English
Truly the greatest suffering that man can experience.
>>51577913
Circumcision is quite common in Canada also
t. gay
>>51577852
>tfw born on the greatest Country on earth.
>tfw Literally God's favorite country as proclaimed by the man himself
>tfw so free it physically hurts me sometimes
>>51578060
>so free it physically hurts me sometimes
getting shot?
>>51578099
this isn't original but damn it got me
Another swede are making plans to move to Norway or what !?! There are many of you here now.
>>51578099
Kek
>>51577852
>>51577913
>tfw if I had been born a few kilometres further west I would be speaking the ugliest language on earth and be surrounded by the second ugliest native people on earth plus drown in muslims
>tfw if I had been born a few kilometres further east I would sing gommie songs while eating potatoes while driving my tractor to care for my crops that won't bring profit anyway, but who cares
>tfw if I had been born a few kilometres further south I'd be a godless pornstar talking in diminutives or shagging sheep in mountains speaking less funny language
>tfw if I had been born a few kilometres further north I'd freeze or drown in the Baltic, no idea which one would come first
Dodged four bullets here, people
>>51577913
WINNING
>>51578099
absolute madman
>>51578099
>>51577913
well meme'd
>>51578131
it's a difficult choice
>>51578099
Every time
>>51578157
>Pole unironically does not wish to be German
>tfw if i had been born a few kilometers south I would have no head with which to feel
>tfw if i had been born a few kilometers west i would drown in ocean
>>51578275
I have a stable job, I don't want it all to change.
>>51578358
fellow Cali anon?
>tfw if I had been born a few kilometres further west I'd be drowning in muslims
>tfw if I had been born a few kilometres further east I would be a dirty ryssä
>2015
>having land borders
If I was born a few km in any direction I'd still be a spic
:(
>tfw this doesn't work for your cunt because of its shape.
>>51584143
>tfw on an isolated island
>>51584479
>tfw on a superior island
>>51584792
>Australia is easier to get to by boat
>>51584894
A bit concerning, but if more big terrorist attacks are carried out around the world paranoia could potentially break out and turn the whole country isolationist. I can dream.
Really though, the true concern is being sold out to China by a bunch of decrepit billionaires and short-sighted politicians who think that a population increase of 50 million is sustainable for a country that struggles to provide drinking water to its entire population.
How's New Zealand doing? Because if this place doesn't work out you'll probably be our refuge.
>>51585077
Chinese are buying farms n shit
>>51585077
Already happening
>tfw had I been born a few kilometers up north I could save myself the road trip
>>51585077
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/22/more-australians-now-relocating-to-new-zealand-than-the-other-way-round
>>51578157
What if you'd been born to the south?
>>51585471
He said that you kangaroo fucker
>>51577852
If I'd been born a few kilometres in any direction I would have been born in the sea tbqh
