>be american
>join wars late
>>51576294
>BE AUSTRALIAN (UK)
>GET BTFO
>ECONOMIC COLLAPSE
>BLS MERICA BLS HALP US
>WIN THE WAR
>>51576294
it's called good timing
>>51576294
Fuck off retard
>>51576371
>be russian
>get shot down by cockroaches
>>51576421
>get shot down by cockroaches
i though that kind of shit only happens in australia
>>51576507
Cockroaches lost their guns after Port Arthur.
>>51576294
move along lad, you already lost.
Isn't it a good thing?
in a real democracy wars come to you
>>51576590
There's a reason emus won. They're fucking magical
>at work
>tell coworker about my shoulder aching
>anon you should get some emu oil and put it on that
>buy some liquefied emu and rub it on
>ache stops
>>51576590
Anyone have that screenshot of the americans causalities literally dying to nothing trying to take that Japanese island? lel.
>>51576371
I'd never thought I'd see the day a ruskie would come to our aid again, this is a good day.
>>51576421
>be australian
>can't even win war against emus
truly keked..
>>51576834
>>51576825
>>51576590
kek
HAHAHAHAHA
>>51576907
>implying not available equals zero
Straya pls..
>>51576907
Most of the casualties were because a ship hit a Japanese mine.
>>51577083
The rest were from Canadians shooting at us :(
>>51577083
300 casualties in operation cottage vs no human casualties in the emu war who is the real winner here?
>>51577132
Well we won the war..soo...
>>51576637
so deep
>>51577165
you finished it, the Soviets did a lot to win as well
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Montevideo_Maru
>>51576294
>be australian
>be japanese play toy
>have america literally fight your battles for you
>cry because your women prefer american dick
shameful
>>51577169
is true
>>51577476
You arrived late to that as well nice try though lel.
>>51577709
you're cruising for an atomic bombing m80
