It's december and you know what?
NO GF
>Have a plan to get a gf in the summer
>It's december
>She's no longer interested
OH SNAP
Everything will be better next year! R-Right guys?
I actually got a gf this year.
Well, not really, just a girl that was really into me, we had sex, but then we just walked our separate ways.
Not a virgin anymore!
>tfw no qt bf
>Thriving social life
>Get drunk x3 times a week
>Have large number of very close friends, good number of extremely close friends, inumerable good friends around the country
>Know no girls
>Haven't had a conversation with a girl in months
>that fucking feel when no gf
ohhhh yessss. sexy colombian girl in warm, warm, december.
Cali or Barranquilla, here i come bby !
>>51560627
you said that last year
>21
>never had sex
>>51560420
I didnt want these feels
>>51560815
But this time...
>>51560855
>30
>never had sex
>don't give a shit anymore
>just have a cheeky wank twice a week
Trust me you'll be alright.
>>51560901
Maybe i could be your gf next year, where do you live?
>>51561024
croatia
Is this shit for real!?
Every fucking time I'm on the front page there's a tfw no gf thread or something similar.
Are you guys just roleplaying or is this board really so full of betas?
>>51561142
hello normie
>>51561142
Do you have a friend you could introduce to me?
>>51561262
hello faggot
>>51561267
Since you live in France... no
>>51561331
>Since you live in France... no
Are you racist or something?
>>51561024
Munich
>>51560920
Nah, I'll kill myself if I am not at least in a stable relationship by 30.
>>51561351
You're just too far away, right?
Don't you have girls in France?
>>51561492
he is a girl dumbass
>mfw bi with a feminine and slightly submissive bf that loves to crossdress
It's almost 2016, guys, get it together. Not only women will never love you as much as men, but men are better at being women than women themselves.
>>51561142
You're not welcome here. Pls go.
>>51561380
Don't you want to become a wizard?
>>51561888
Of course I'm not, why would you think that?
>>51562079
>pretending this hard
who will be spending this new year's eve on /int/? it will be my 4th time I think
>>51560729
dude, how?
>>51561331
hola zizek
>>51560920
Twice a week?
So, libido does decrease with age.
>>51560729
Somehow is my same situation.
>>51560729
>Thriving social life
>Haven't had a conversation with a girl in months
Pick 1
Thriving social life implies being invited to parties and events where both genders socialize. You would at least have said hello to your friends gf or something like that.
You guys should move to japan, i heard the girls there have the hots for waita piggus
>content with being a recluse and only meeting some childhood friends every two weeks or so
>miss sex a little but don't really mind not having a gf
>meet part-time qt at work
>immediately intrigued by her
>the more i learn learn about her the more i like her
>hot
>smart
>kind
>likes same things i do
>has bf
>can't stop thinking about her
>can't figure up how to get closer to her
>can't figure out how no to become her beta orbiter
I never axed for this shit, fuck this.
I was a happy little hermit, why couldn't I just stay that way?
>>51560420
I got a gf lads and so can you
we are all going to make it
>>51560627
I tell myself this since 10 years
>>51560855
I think that feel is even harder in slavic cuntries.
>>51563445
This thread made me realize it's been almost 8 years since the last one.
>>51560855
You can go see a whore if you want but it's not worth it, trust me. After you've spent years of over wanking, your dick isn't even sensitive enough to feel much.
The thing people value about sex the most is the emotional connection you get with the girl. With a whore that's discarded and all that's left is the ejaculation, which somehow feels so much cheaper despite you paying more.
26 here, khv.
I kind of got to terms with being alone. I still like to think about the women I meet as potential partners, but I have learned to rationally reexamine these thoughts and remind myself that they are not to be viewed as potential partners and have no interest in me and that it's ok because the world doesn't revolve around me.
>>51566105
You sound like a thoughtful, rational person.
>>51560420
i've had a gf when i was a kid but since then my autism levels have gone through the roof and i totally think that i can't get a new one
>>51566288
thank you, captain.
>>51566105
Pretty much how I felt until I met that qt.
It just feels so unfair.
Please let it be this year
>>51566593
I have a oneitis myself and I blew every chance to be with her. She has a bf now and is probably happy and I'm a manchild that probably couldn't handle her anyway.
>>51566625
It can only be the year if you put in the effort you can not just shitpost all day and expect to find a gf
get out there anon I believe in you
>>51566741
I haven't known her for that long, maybe a little more than 3 months, but at this point I'm considering doing something supremely retarded that'll piss her off enough that she won't want to see me again.
I really don't want to blow my chances with her, but this shitty state needs to end somehow, and I know that no matter how bad I want her, my chances weren't stellar to begin with.
>>51567450
Interesting. You want closure, probably to move on. I never wanted any of that and I never really got over her, or actually, I did partially, but somehow, I managed to partially get over women in general in the process, since she was all I wanted really.
>>51563811
This, albeit, this kind of a situation probably feels like no connection to any girls.
>>51567800
I've been in love before and that took me the better part of two years to get over, so maybe you'll get over it too eventually.
This feels worse because I know I'm not attached to her only because of the time and the emotions I've invested in her, it's mainly because she's awesome.
>>51560420
>tfw no qt gf
;_;
>>51560920
This man gets it
This year was the year for me. Five months into a great relationship.
I still feel lonely though because i have literally zero friends or social life besides gf
>>51561380
Adios amigo
>>51568639
The difference is that you obviously wanted to. I don't really want to, however strange it may sound. I don't even mind the melancholy, I think it's a positive state of mind.
>>51560420
She like me but I don't like her because spic also she makes normies look like /b/tards. So I think I'm dodging a bullet.
Besides I like being alone at least that way I can convince myself I'm better off that way.
> Pic related
> The one on the right
>>51566771
Thanks anon I've been working on it. I literally only shitpost before bed
>>51569239
Oh well, that really is different.
Happy days, anon.
>>51569444
i noticed your post numbers, i'm here to congratulate you
>>51569665
good job anon keep it up 2016 will be the year
I wonder in what country(s) the GF problem is less actual? May be latinas?
>tfw no anzu gf
why even live?
Had a gf for two years....
Ended last night.
>tfw worried about the survival our people
>tfw doing nothing to help
It's december and you know what?
IT'S 30C OUT
PLEASE KILL ME IT HURTS TO LIVE
>>51571432
I would kill you if only i could. So tired of wet dirty shit on the streets and 8-months of gray endless cold
>>51571716
Grass is always greener on the other side, I'm sick of being in ball soup all day every day.
>>51571761
You live in heaven, praise the god that you are not on this side, bastardo.
>>51560729
are those "friends" from skype and video games?
Does your "group of friends" consist in gamers, autists, outcasts, losers or stoners?
>>51571937
We can switch places Ivan, I can pick Russian back up.
>>51560420
Yea, I know. I mean it has been like this forever, why would it change
>>51572120
Now I see. Lord gave you a nice place to live, but didn't give enough brains to realise that.
I understand your feelings comrades. I wish I wasn't a pussy and just killed myself already. This life is not worth living.
>>51572312
Nigger, you try living somewhere that this happens to you.
>>51572550
>literally surrounded by beaches
>complains that his tan is uneven because he doesnt go to them
>>51572550
Cant get what you mean.
>>51572682
>>51572786
I didn't want the tan, that's just what the sun does to you, it's awful.
>>51572921
What brings you there, anyways?
>>51572921
look at this fucking manchild
>>51572989
Work, now I'll be attending UVI next year since my job will be paying for it.
It's actually not that bad, I'm just being a spicy cunt.
>>51572921
>>51572682
>>51572682
>I didn't want the tan
>DIDNT WANT THE FOCKIN TAN
You know what? Now i wanna kill x1000 more times.
>>51573058
Mind if I ask what field? Nothing specific, I'm just curious. Do you need any sort of permit to live on the islands, or can I just move there tomorrow?
>>51560420
at least you won't have to get her a Christmas present,you can buy yourself a present,put it in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Also no gf,spend New Years alone in commieblock.
>>51573044
>>51573093
Wow, rude.
>>51573122
What holiday there is more impotant christmas or new year?
>>51573139
Dont want even speak to such a retard.
>>51560420
Two years since my last break up, two fucking year
Whats wrong with me
>>51560420
>tfw no white bf to introduce my to family during christmas get together
>>51573094
Long story short I was an administrator for a security company. In the next week or so I'll be an accountant working for a different company, it's a junior position and the company is paying for me to go to school.
>Do you need any sort of permit to live on the islands, or can I just move there tomorrow?
The latter, it's a part of the U.S m80.
>>51573313
Lel, Ivan is broken.
>Broke up with girlfriend last month
>downloaded Happn
>lots of girls
>I have a date tomorrow
wish me lucks lads
>>51573740
I hope you get raped and catch aids, dirty normie.
>be uni student
>have never approached a girl about anything remotely romantic or sexual
if i try to talk to girls i'll come off as a massive sperg
if i wait for girls to talk to me nothing will happen, because american dating culture is designed to fuck betas up in that the man has to formally "ask out" the girl
>>51573217
Christmas , New Year is just a big part like everywhere else. Christmas is actually a 7 day afair with all sort of pagan rituals that nobody follows
>>51575691
*party
Those hips. Dear god
>>51560420
It won't be any different next year.
>tfw got qt brown gf this year
things are looking up
>>51560529
What? How does one plan ahead of time like that?
>started november with gf
>starting december with no gf
Feels weird...
>>51574168
I feel. I've been approached a few times. They've all been garbage. My last girl told me that I'd be happier if I actually approached a girl I wanted, because any girl that approaches the guy probably isn't worth the time.
Never have I known someone so self aware yet so incompetent. She just wants to be shit.
>>51574168
this, I can't talk to girls at uni of anything not related to work
never held a girl's hand
never kissed one
never hugged one
how does female skin feel like?
human touch deprived people go insane pretty quickly i really need to stop this
>>51578321
The worst part is thinking you're being deprived of something that's good that other people are getting. The having a girl thing itself isn't spectacular.
>>51578321
Soft and warm. Just hugs and holding hands for me though
>girl walking past me on the street
>I've seen her around a few times
>good opportunity to say hello to her at least
>pull my phone out and make no eye contact
every time
>>51560420
>tfw kissless virgin at 23
>>51578781
I am the same except 21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vhtpAIbIpQ
>>51560920
you live so close to german FKKs too
Never approached a girl but still had gf for 3 years.
Since we broke up some years ago never approached a girl and no gf.
I honestly don't know what girls to aim for
>>51579118
>Never approached a girl but still had gf for 3 years.
H-how?
Hoo boy, I sure do love a lonely christmas. Especially with all these happy couples everywhere
>>51579963
>Especially with all these happy couples everywhere
Doesn't it warm your heart seeing them just loving each other, not having a single worry or a shred of anxiety. I really am very happy for their sake.
>>51560420
A girl from Mexico likes me, told me I'm special. I thought she just wanted a way out or money, but she doesn't want money from me, I offered and she wants to get out but on her own. Hmmm.
>tfw oneitis with a girl I haven't seen since summer
>>51578781
> tfw 2 months away from wizardry
I'm honestly looking forward to my new powers.
>>51580087
>my 2 flat mates each has gotten a gf the past year
feels piling up every day
>>51560420
que buena esta la india
>>51569444
For once op isn't the faggot, but you are. I fucking love spics, idk about you losers but sex with spics is best sex
>>51560420
who's this semen demonnnnnn
I want to make my dealer my gf but shes an artsy person and Im a totally weird math person
>About to turn 22 next year
>Still a virgin
Just die in my sleep
>>51580298
I think you're the yank version of me
>>51580298
>That pic
Maybe she felt nervousness when she saw you for being cute?
Or that's what i like to think....
>>51571393
Stay strong, dude.
>>51560729
lmao this is bullshit
>>51580644
Don't cartels assign their members a qt gf after their fifth kill?
>>51565279
kill her bf :)
>>51573489
Race, city?
>>51581050
Yea but only a 3d. You nees 50 kills for a 2d
>>51573963
What have I done to you :(
>>51581050
>>51581085
>>51580500
Would you believe me if I told you she's 20, still a virgin, never had bf, doesn't want to give it up until marriage (not even bjs :( ), and is boring as all hell.
There are other and better fish in the sea Anon.
>>51581395
Sounds like a good af catch to me, but to each his own right
>>51581519
I can see why you say that and she is a very nice person but just too vacuous for me.
>>51581736
You're lucky tho man, I live in the Houston ghetto and all of this fucking spics and niggers are so disgusting. (I'm a spic btw)
>>51581857
Don't loose faith senpai. You can still move out eventually right? or at least exercise so you can make yourself more desirable. I'm a fellow spic as well.
>>51574168
Some parts of my uni are 1:5 men to girls here.
The whole uni is 1:2.
Kind of nice when girls actually value time spent with you and can even remember you after two weeks.
>if i wait for girls to talk to me nothing will happen
Girls dont talk to men unless they get some balls or are desperate. Almost all women want to be led on by the strong führer while being submissive themselves. They may try to tell you otherwise but ultimately the man has to be the leader of a relationship in almost all aspects.
>>51582055
>Girls dont talk to men unless they get some balls or are desperate. Almost all women want to be led on by the strong führer while being submissive themselves. They may try to tell you otherwise but ultimately the man has to be the leader of a relationship in almost all aspects
This
>"hey anon did you watched 30 yo virgin"
>yeah
>"it's based on you"
Fuck I'm just 19, I hate my cousin so fucking much, I bet he will bring his GF this Christmas dinner just to fuck my shit up
You have to be muscular and outgoing to get a girlfriend. Plus, I'm very shy and have social anxiety. It's almost impossible for people like me to get a girlfriend.
Plus, I don't even know what I'd do if I had one. My roommate Facetimes with his for hours every night. I just like to relax when I'm done with school or work. Plus all the stuff I'd have to buy her. I just can't see it happening.
>>51574168
I'm a senior and never talked to a girl at college outside of group projects. I don't care too much, because I don't have anything to say, and girls don't like me anyway.
>>51582914
>I just like to relax when I'm done with school or work. Plus all the stuff I'd have to buy her. I just can't see it happening
This also desu Senpai.
Honestly I think I'll just be single for the rest of my life but not a virgin. If anyone is too beta to get laid they can always go to Europe and go to a brothel.
>>51581942
That's the plan Anon, to move to a nice small white town full of church going gringas
>make a tinder
>get a good deal of matches
>chat them up, some are receptive
>ultimately goes nowhere
Does anyone have experience with this? When do I actually say, "so wanna meet up?"
>>51583064
the deal is who you said "lets fuck"
you said like in a porno or just touch her and kiss?
>qt girl starts messaging me out of no where
>she works night shifts close to me
>my neet sleep cycle fits up with her night shift hours
>talk for a month
>just said I should get coffee with her after work one night
>don't have license
>HAHA I'M A LITTLE BUSY MAYBE NEXT WEEK
Looks like I have a week to learn to drive or face another year alone
>just messaged me all the nights she works alone
PANIC!
>>51583303
>>don't have license
I know that feel, and I'm 21.
>>51583333
so am i
>>51583008
Blacks and hispanics chilling together? Where do you live senpai that's something unusual where I'm from
>>51583333
>>51583681
>they're over 20 and still can't drive
>>51583333
Why the fuck do you not have a license? I got mine at 17
>>51560420
>NO GF
Truly int/ finest cultural connection.
>>51583702
Georgia
>>51583728
I've had my restricted license since I was 17. My parents never taught me how to drive. I know """how"""" to drive, but obviously not like someone who's been driving for years.
Even then I don't even have a car of my own to practice.
>>51573489
>tfw this is bait
>>51583788
There's not racial conflicts or anything? Down here there usually is, but they mostly just steer clear from each other since the "black lives matter" bullhit
>>51583875
Anglo-Saxon culture is extremely racist, honestly.
>>51583936
Ok? Explain anon, what does this have to do with my comment?
I'm too poor to get a GF anyhow.
>>51584029
Ow, holy shit, thought he means actual country Georgia not a american state.
Though my point remains same.
>>51583875
Not that I can remember I went to a very diverse high school whites, hispanics, asians, and blacks. Now that I think about it there was never any racial tension there. Everyone seemed to get along just fine. Of course there were fights and stuff but it was mostly between members of the same race. The few times there was a fight between two people of different races it was because of something personal between them, never because of race.
>>51580148
GOOD LUCK BROTHER MAN
MAKE SURE SHE CALLS YOU PAPI
>>51584117
Truth be told I can't imagine that, that's interesting af tho honestly. I always thought races steered clear from each other. Thanks 4chan for teaching me new shit everyday
>>51584196
She probably just wants papers or wants you as a status symbol then move on to someone better once she gets the chance. I should know I'm a spic myself but of course that could just be my cynicism speaking.
Be careful Anon.
>>51584114
Kek I wouldn't know cause I've mostly been surrounded by hispanics and black most my life. So you ruskies prefer your own race too?
>>51583702
Black isn't necessarily mutually exclusive from Hispanic you dingus
>>51584312
Nope, we tend to those who speak our language and our customs. In that sense if there would have been negrs in Russia and they accepted our culture, then they would be considered Russians.
>>51584404
>Be browsing 4chan one lonely night
>I see a dingus improperly using the word hispanic
>boyyoudonegoofed.jpg
>My Canadian self feels obligated to call him out on this
>feelsgoodman
>spend the rest of the night fapping to baby seals getting beat
Pic related
>>51584408
That's beast af, I wish America could be a bit more like Motherland
>>51582635
21 is the age of no return. I've lost the v card at that time
Stay strong
>>51584740
Learn how to use words properly, Cleetus
>>51580148
Go for her m8.
>>51560420
>tfw QT gf
>tfw when its cozy december
feels good man
>>51585192
Kek I'm just fucking with you man
>>51585276
Me with you. :D
>>51585304
DESPIDETE DE TU CUENTA PRIMO
>>51585429
Fuck off to /hisp/ faggot.
>>51560729
Does not compute
>>51584117
The American obsession with "race".
Those girls are very plain Janes btw
>>51582095
Women initiate things more often than you believe, anon
>>51560529
>had the same plan
>wanted an eastern gf
>no idea where to find any qt Arab/indian girls
I guess I'll meet this New Year together with my parents. It's not that I hate them.
>24
>khv
>zero friends or even acquaintances
>HS dropout
>shut-in neet since 17
>browsing /int/ 9:24 in the morning
>going to bed now and hope I don't wake up - as usual
At least meditation has made me more comfortable with the thought of death and I got a special feeling about 2016 like never before.
>>51581395
>still a virgin, never had bf, doesn't want to give it up until marriage (not even bjs :( ), and is boring as all hell.
none of those is bad you fucking cukk
>tfw I won't see my oneitis ever again
>tfw I live in one of the most social cities in one of the most social and outgoing countries, with easy girls and I still can't manage to have any sort of relationship with any
It doesn't necessarily have to be a gf a female close friend would do but I am unable to engage in social stuff outside of work/studies
>>51588739
I know, she was actually the one who approached me when we first met and frequently tried to initiate conversation with me. I know this girl isn't a 10/10 but I still like showing her off.
>>51590632
I know those aren't necessarily bad things especially since she's a feverishly devout catholic but like said before she was too vacuous for me. I want to tell her we have nothing in common and it would never work between us but I dot want to be a dick too her also I like the attention.
>>51583728
>automatic transmission
>>51578781
23 isn't really that bad. I men for a Swede it's kind of bad as we loose our virginity at like 15 if I remember correctly but fuck it. I'm 20 myself turining 21 soon. I've honestly never desired to be in a relationship, hell I can barely stand to hang out with my friends as it is.
>>51591717
>I've honestly never desired to be in a relationship, hell I can barely stand to hang out with my friends as it is.
You and me both man
Do you like your friends? or is it because you find social interactions either too boring or too mentally exhausting like I find them?
>>51592056
The latter. My friends are good people and I love them but I get so exhausted from spending time with pretty much anybody. I don't even know what the cause is, I used to be way more sociable when I was younger.
>>51592173
Yeah, me too. I don't hate any of my friends and I've never hated anyone through out my life but I just can't stand being in a social setting where I'm expected to participate. I think it might be because of my INTJ personality.
Normally I don't like these sort of social science test but I couldn't help but notice how well it described me. Would you say you fit in this same category as well?
http://www.16personalities.com/intj-friends
>tfw its been 3 years since we split
>tfw still madly in love with her
>tfw all relationships fall apart because I still want her
fuck the feels season m89s
>>51592458
Yeah some of those things described in that article fit me very well. I usually get INTJ or INTP on those tests.
>>51593151
The only times I feel comfortable interacting with people is over the internet. At least that way I don't feel to obligated to impress them to gain their approval.
You seem cool you got Steam senpai?
>>51593570
Yeah I share that sentiment. Also here is my steam fAm http://steamcommunity.com/id/dogbul/
>>51593864
I sent you a request we should play something when ever you have time f a m
>mfw 10/10 patrician conservative english south african gf
we did it guys
>tfw has a crush on classmate
>pic related
>>51560420
>first december with a gf
>first christmas with a gf
>first newyears eve with a gf
>first snow with a gf
what a wonderful world. what a time to be alive
![images[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8TcihPT.jpg "images[2].jpg")
>be a loner all my life
>never had a gf
>depressed as fuck
>say last year, its gonna be better in 2015
>november comes
> I guess another year wasted :( tfw no gf
>december comes
>tfw qt gf
:)
>beginning of year
>chatting it up with a qt
>suddenly stops responding
>no lectures together anymore so haven't seen here since then
>tfw 23 kv
Fugg :DD
>find a gf without even trying to
>moved in with her now
It's alright
>>51585276
>tfw qt gf dumps you
>it's been many years
>you will never feel happiness again
>you will never even have a gf again
>posted in this thread last night
>posting in it now
>haven't acquired a gf in that lapse of time
jdimsa
>>51595493
>>51560627
How many million more next year, Hans?
>>51594565
Just accepted it, sure thing senpai
