Have you ever used /asean/ memes outside of /asean/?
personally,I've used malaysia truly asia over at other threads
Other topic:
Foods that go well with rice
Foods that don't go well with rice
pertamax
>>51550629
I've used Selamat pagi on a reel life Indon girl and it worked as a joke, I said that it means thank you stingray in Filipino :^)
>>51550029
just subsribe to /r/videos
>>51550629
What other memes do we have beside m'laysia anyways?
>poe campaign ads are still aired on tv
Please no more flipcentric thread.
>>51550982
Tryly Asia and Dutddut.
>>51551021
That's because she's still going to appeal it.
>>51551031
Then let's talk about Bersih then.
>>51551045
I usually just post anti-dutdut rhetoric just to piss off the rabid 230 fans desu.
>>51551031
Gib sabah back pls
>>51550982
Memenose,not giving (You)s,Lazarus,asean collection
>>51550029
Vsauce Channels
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6YZyh39g5bk
MinutePhysics
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3MWRvLndzs
just look at similar videos bar they are usually good.
>>51551021
>husband is an American who will only relinquish his green card if his wife won
>children are also Americans who Grace said she'll never let them drop their citizenship status
>so in case she wins, the first family will all be Americans...not even Quezon's family were American citizens back when we were a Commonwealth
If she keeps pushing its obvious that the CIA is backing her
>>51551031
then post something interesting,dammit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S4QSpO9q6A
what now mudslimes?
>>51550629
>Foods that go well with rice:
Anything salty or nori for that matter. If you can get your hands on Lato too, that shit's ballin.
>Foods that don't go well with rice
Pancit
>>51551031
O-Okay.
What Upcoming vidyas are you hyped to /asean/?
>>51551153
>CIA backing her
Woah there, we're crossing tinfoil hat territory, kababayan.
Though I wouldn't be surprised if US discreetly is funding someone/are making attempts to thwart dutdut.
>>51551237
Pancit and rice is okay as long as you don't mix them together. Make one a side dish.
Spaghetti and rice on the other hand...
>>51551188
Nothing actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QGK_9fRd00&list=PLlsJb-jsKNRqEMBUMB3W3Jj1Ov2vprZiU
>>51551252
Name of animu?
>>51551277
Digimon cyber slut
How do I get a cute flip bf?
>>51551277
Gate?
Some parts are over the top tho.
>>51551377
Oh man, I remember playing those digimon games back in PS1, they are rather fucking inconsistent with the gameplay system lol.
>>51551409
Gate?
What's that? VN?
>>51551395
I will be your husbando if you give me a greencard
>>51551443
Are you cute?
>>51551031
no, fuck off
>>51551280
>thwart dutdut
If they wanted to thwart him they would have done so ages ago
America doesn't want another GMA or worse, someone sympathetic to China
>>51551395
You really want one? Okay follow exactly what I will tell you.
First, you must find a boy. Second, get the boy to like you. Finally, fuck his ass. This is the best way to get a cute flip bf.
>>51551474
>First, you must find a boy.
>Second, get the boy to like you.
How?
>>51551463
He's already getting walloped by lots of scandals tho.
I reckon a few more solid blows and a lot of the dutdut fanboys would jump ship
>>51551395
only if you're malaysian
>>51551528
You must have either two of this.
>money
>looks
>charisma
If you only have one or none. Pray to god that the you have a flip friend that can hex him to like you.
Will you accept Islam as your faith just to be with pic related?
>>51551571
Some already have. Seeing Senyora on defense mode is making me laugh too.
Does any country in /asean/ behead for sex?
>>51551528
> be at least 6/10 in appearance.
> has a vagina.
> No dick.
> White underarms .Don't ask why but it's a weird stereotype.
> Don't be an asshole.
> money.
What is /asean/ listening to right now?
http://videos.videopress.com/m3YZFJZO/d986d8b4d98ad8af-d982d8b1d98ad8a8d8a7d98b-d982d8b1d98ad8a8d8a7d98b-d8a8d8a7d984d984d8bad8a9-d8a7d984d8b1d988d8b3d98ad8a9_hd.mp4
>>51551574
>>51551601
These are both problematic. What if I just take one by force?
>>51551571
>lots of scandals
Like what? His extra-judicial style of justice in Davao? His affiliation and boner for the NPA?
>>51551618
no
maybe some cunts stone and cane fags
>>51551653
>just take one by force?
o-ok
>>51551653
Then he isn't your bf but your victim.
>>51551737
Stockholm syndrome would kick in eventually, no?
>>51551778
Only if you hid him from society for a long time.
>>51550629
she looks like a tranny here
>>51551653
I'll yell
>>51552015
The unconscious can't yell.
>>51551674
>his womanizing ways
>he just badmouthed the head of the church
> claims that his tender boipussy got ravaged by a priest during his teens
>extra judicial killings in davao that also include press people
>>51552039
post cute (1934).jpg
>>51552152
> claims that his tender boipussy got ravaged by a priest during his teens
Sauce?
>>51552039
sorry senpai but my bp is for my malay bf
>>51552160
>>51552225
thank you
I screencaped paimin's post and talks about it with my friends IRL.
>>51552225
post cute (69)
>>51552286
no problem dude
>>51552333
>>51552318
wew,I still remember that
>>51552318
is paimin even real?
>>51552189
https://youtu.be/LN-ezDdpkkg
what's with the influx of normies recently? Everything was nice and normal a few months ago, but since about 6 months ago the thread has gone straight to shit. like 100% of the thread is just blogshit and dweebs being gay
Are we getting raided? I don't want to believe that /asean/ has fallen this low. The post in this thread and many others look like something out of fucking Facebook.
>>51552152
>his womanizing ways
public knowledge after faggot ugly interview
>he just badmouthed the head of the church
supporters are in full damage control for this one. i hate seeing this on kikebook
>claims that his tender boipussy got ravaged by a priest during his teens
that is kinda funny
>extra judicial killings in davao that also include press people
Never heard of press killings tho. Unless the other anon says that the CIA will somehow show evidence of the killings, it won't matter.
I mean Lacson has been elected Senator so many times. Honasan as well.
>>51552504
it's because someone post meme arrow on kaskus.
>>51552504
Just enjoy the ride
>>51552504
What do you mean has gone to shit? /asean/ was always shit. With the retarded erp and flips arguing their fucking politics here like anybody else would care about it.
>>51552353
what about cute (89)
>>51552606
good luck with that. Flips will be posting about politics until May 2016. Probably another 3 months of butthurts too
>>51552622
>>51552504
General thread is always cancer. Just dealt with it senpai
>>51545876
>>51548821
Here you go then
>>51552531
>full damage control
>as if you don't say bad words too!
>le Freudian slip
>not for the Pope but it was pointed to the government
Can't wait to post a smug picture once he loses the elections. If he does somehow manage to win the elections, he may have the popular vote but the military isn't that much loyal to him
>>51551637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWOEFkauoYY
>>51552674
no. That's... eh
>>51552704
>Trillanes, Palparan and Honason join forces again
What's this, 2003?
>>51552841
>Palparan
Commies and pinkos get butthurt even at the mention of his name.
Too bad Honasan went full sellout tho
When will the flips stop talking about their fart noise candidate?
>>51552922
>>51551031
Here's another (you) for the inconvenience.
Please wait for most of the flip posters to sleep like so
>>51553069
Never
>>51553069
As long as there would be shills pandering for him and butthurt haters to poke holes of his character
Hey guys, rate me and my wife.
Poe is officially out
I'm voting for Duterte
Hahaha
post cute (1315).jpg
>ride jeepney
>fall in love 4 times
at least I touched the coins of one qt
>>51553169
>ride jeepney
>fall in love 4 times
I know that feel mang
>>51552504
4chan mentioned in the big news source, blame /r9k/ for beta uprising joke and normies influx.
not here, but other broads saw a lot of newfag, SJW, reddit-tier and tumblr, guess 4chan is not the like it used to be.
/asean/ still comfy like it was before
>>51553166
>>51553150
If he use batik and comb his hair slick he would look like javanese catholic, even without the cross.
>>51552504
I see what you did but don't worry, I won't burn our source.
>>51553163
>not voting for miriam
>>51553362
>voting a dead candidate
that's illegal m8
MIRAI NO AME GAAAA
![OUi3RyV[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4qKLAc2.jpg "OUi3RyV[1].jpg")
>>51553258
Me and Ilani being haram
>>51553362
>voting for female Trump
>>51553435
>>51553258
>>51553075
>>51552922
Kek, everytime I mention his name, some commie say he will be shot dead in sight once he goes out of prison
>>51553534
>everytime I mention his name, some commie say
maybe you should really get the fuck out of novaliches. why do you even bother living in such a shitty "failed" city?
>>51552922
>>51553075
I keep forgetting what Palparan did that was so bad.
Are all activists now just communists? Or were they all communists from the start?
>>51553657
>>51553608
>>51552922
>>51552841
The Butcher dindu notin wong
>>51553608
Please stop hacking me bro ;_;
Anyway cause it's where good affordable homes still being made.
Also MRT will be made any minute now
>>51553657
Most of them are gommies,unfortunately.
>mfw an FB post of a UP professor made rounds and it encouraged vandalism to show disdain
Saw a spray tag one time. Piston wanting to junk APEC. Why? What APEC policies would harm jeepney drivers?
>>51553825
I'll hide butcher if he were to seek help from me sa totoo lang
>>51553657
Most are socialist cause of college requirement, but as our God Emperor Trump said Socialist / Communist as they are the same thing
So it's an uphill fight against our youth
>>51553877
>let him stay for a few days then post selfie with him once he leaves
>wait for delicious leftist tears to flow
>>51553956
Nigel Farage is a Trump wannabe
>>51553150
Catholic priests can't marry though.
Come home to Orthodoxy and bring her along.
>TFW no qt Orthodox deaconess waifu ;_;
>>51553847
>UP student
>Cant even spell right
Why are we wasting taxes on these people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsxxIezOADY
>>51553847
>Activists keep rallying against VFA and American presence in PH
>China fucks us over
>Suddenly no more rallies
Am I not far off when I say that the communists are paying these people to keep doing this?
>>51553951
Why do our people keep getting bullied? Are we destined to be ruled by foreigners?
>>51553951
>mfw most of the active members of leftist groups are students under government scholarship grants
Iskolar ng bayan my ass
>>51552531
I think he already admits to the killings but no concrete proofs.
>>51554013
They do support leftist flip groups both monetarily and with materiel.
Lots of news snippets about intercepted weapons cargoes from china bound to NPAs
>>51553833
>Please stop hacking me bro ;_;
i dindu nuffin. novaliches is the ONLY city where i can see commie's posters everywhere around gen. luna st. from north caloocan up to novaliches bayan. obviously these commies live near novaliches
>Anyway cause it's where good affordable homes still being made.
top cuc.k i can find you a better home in binan, dasmarinas, or imus and you'd have a better life instead of living in novaliches. and amaia series novaliches provides low-cost housing.
unless you work in novaliches, you should really get the fuck out of that shithole. novaliches is literally the second worst area to live in quezon city, only behind tatalon.
>Also MRT will be made any minute now
in fairview, but you will have to wait until 2019
So what's the best meme Pinoy made this year?
This was last year's best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-vgUYSam78
>>51553847
>be in Criminal law lecture
>learning about what is considered self-defence
>lecturer had to cover criticism made by feminist
>mfw he explained it in a dismissing way
>>51553877
>leads a Philippine humanitarian force in Iraq
>fights gommie scum that makes people pay "revolutionary" tax
>fights separatist and extremist to protect the republic
>gets thrown under the bus
wew
>>51553956
Farage lost in his own constituency desu, he can't even sit in Parliament lmao
>>51553163
>voting for a meme candidate that was molested by priests.
Shame
>>51553163
>>51554006
proofs if he's a UP fag?
>>51554194
>self defense laws
Tried to comprehend it, ended up with a headache.
You should be allowed to shoot trespassers/muggers outright tbqh
>>51554303
Go look for the pic. It made rounds shortly after APEC. Some guy pijnted out that he works in UP as a professor (which he did)
Obama loves asean.
>>51554361
link? inadequate technology right now
>>51554379
He's part indon,right?
Or was it kenyan?
>>51554303
https://www.kikebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=191033374567644&id=100009829477977&_ft_=top_level_post_id.871019416347009%3Atl_objid.871019416347009%3Athid.268124096636547%3A306061129499414%3A3%3A0%3A1448956799%3A3146937501255166827&__tn__=C
>>51551153
>CIA backing her
This might be the catalyst for us to get colonized by the time the next US president is in place.
>>51554451
Is thisserious it doesn't work
>his country doesn't have a waifu-tier city
How do I apply to be a detective?
Watching police procedural series makes me want to and I have a pretty gud logic desu
Why is everyone voting for Duterte?
>>51554491
Replace kikebook with facebook.
Can't post direct links,mang.
>>51554460
Feels good
We build Seawall against chink invaders
>>51551613
Not worth it desu.
>cant eat pork
>cant drink alcohol
>cant own dog
Is it weird that I find it very hard to imagine that you aseans are actually asians and not just white people with proxies?
>>51554361
I'm afraid to ask since you're are bias.
What is their side of the story why are they againts APEC
>>51554530
HE'LL SHOOT EVERY CRIMINALS PERSONALLY
WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR
>>51554530
Millenials ruin everything
>is a millenial
>>51554530
Cause everyone feels like they are edgy teens again
>>51554126
>asshole drivers everywhere
I wish the government would have stricter driving training, establish driving etiquette, install traffic cameras everywhere in NCR and tax big private vehicles more desu
>>51554586
kaas
silly netherlandese, of course we're white. there is NO WAY that a 3rd world shithole like a typical ASEAN country would have an internet access to shitpost on 4chan, a poor man has to check his priorities.
we're white, there's no way a native is intelligent enough to browse the internet
>>51553997
She's muslim... I mean nun desu :^)
>>51554451
>>51554542
>miyako jezebel
fart noise fan girl eh?
>>51554615
He is fucking retarded, you are fucking retarded kill you are a self
>>51554379
because we're not assholes and do not fight with each other that much unlike EU.
oh fucking hell here comes the sex tourists
FUCK OFF, THIS THREAD ISN'T A FUCKING RED LIGHT DISTRICT, YOU DIRTY PERVERTED SEX TOURISTS
>>51554505
Hmm join the police? I am not sure private eye is legal in Indonesia.
>>51554542
It just said there is a UP prof vandalzing but it did not said he was the guy in that particular video.
>>51554755
The future is bright, no more reason to kill myself any longer.
#Duterte2016
>>51554589
They claim the rich would benefit more than the poor. That kind of stuff, mainly.
Most of the "poor" families wouldn't be so poor if they stopped endulging on excess like cable tv and such tbqh. I always pass by that slum area near naia and I can count a dozen or more cignal dishes there.
>>51554761
Yeah I know it's not legal here. I'm asking when you joined the police how can you be a detective?
>>51554808
He will for that for you now, kek
>>51554780
That's what I said. The guy promotes vandalism to show displeasure to the government
>>51554819
>wanting to be reserse
just be beat cop polantas m8.
>>51554818
That's probably because its not really a slum just low income neighborhood.
>>51554808
>will vote for an edgy overhyped meme
Please do carry on killing yourself.
>>51554505
have a policeman as your mother's boyfriend. build a multiracial gang of teen detectives that can cripple crime syndicates and crack intriguing cases that not even the police can solve due to your unbiased investigations
>>51554866
But I was asking if that guy on the video was actually a UP fag.
>>51554706
We would need to check her aurat do verify that.
>>51554908
>>51554842
Cry moar top cuc.k
>>51554914
r8 my multicultural team
>>51554819
Hmm dunno. By being above average in terms of int perhaps? Or enroll to criminology major then join the police?
>51554938
>cuc for dutdut
lower than scum tbfh. yuck
>>51554938
>shills for dutdut
>literally would milk his microbenis for cum
Who is the kek again?
>>51554808
Philippine Sultanate when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpf2i7zVAE8
>>51554890
I'd rather search a room than play Papers Please desu senpai
>>51554978
Not a even a chink?
>>51554818
>cousin
>husband only makes 70k pesos
>be in denbt to multiple people
>buy sports montero paying it monthly
>has 3 children going to school
>buys 65k meme curved tv
How financially illiterate are Flips?
>>51554914
And don't forget to buy a dog
>>51554992
>>51555006
>>51555024
Okay, enjoy daydreaming about Binay becoming the next president of the country, fags
>>51554978
>Because its 2015
Tbf majority of dutdut supportes act like little cuc bitches crying all the time. they can't even take the critisim about Davao it's so cringy, they act like victims already and yet they hate the liberal party oh the irony.
>>51554933
My bad then.
But I personally know a guy that partook on burning a dozen or so school chairs during a rally in PUP a few years ago tho.
I don't know about you, but I think that counts as destruction of government property
Why are our voters so retarded?
>>51555076
if they borrow from designated lenders then there is no hope.
>>51555102
>>51555042
>because it's 2015
>>51555175
Yes she did borrow from motorboy
>>51555089
I feel like binay already bought the election
>>51555146
>people prefer binay and roxas over our BASED duterte
Voters are retarded for not voting Duterte
>>51555146
>degeneracy on local tv
>family values are now waning
>shitty primary education
And you ask why the majority of voters are retarded?
Have you seen GMA's new show? It's about a retarded girl accidentally knocked up ffs
>>51555206
People forgot about her cause she's the only one not violating the early campaign rule
>>51550629
What does maganda susu mean? I assume its something offensive because I got taught it along with putang ina mo
>>51555286
Nice tits
>>51555242
Was it about Tinay, I keep hearing Binay for a few days before my family corrected me cause Im busy shitposting here instead of watching tv behind me
>>51555315
Niiiiiiiice
>>51555286
you should fuck off our thread, you filthy sex tourist.
>>51555349
How do you get out of 20% weekly interest India?
>>51555351
I'm done now you guys can carry on
>>51555349
Try "patapik suso" for some variety
>>51555401
Please stop teaching him anymore
He's going to say those words to people who cant pay their usury
>>51555351
>everyone bitches about /asean/ turning into a flip thread
>scares everyone away
>>51555449
>not turning 5-6 away
>>51555146
Don't judge them yet wait until dutdut wins
lel
>>51555568
don't bully him
>dead thread
oh right
sweet dreams wagekeks
hey indons,what does pangkat mean in your language?
>TFW my future is being a new gear in the Capitalist machine
>Have to do repetitive mechanical tasks 8 hrs for 6 days per week
>All the bureaucratic mess makes me nothing more than a mere cog instead of a person
>Lose muh personhood and turn into a drone
Who's ready for the wage life?
>>51555951
Rank
>>51555996
It'll be fun, mang.
Not as comfy as being a NEET, but the self satisfaction that you earn money is nice
>>51555951
kind of power level
can be also translated as >>51556081
>>51556081
>>51556285
okay thanks,don't steal from us,you already have malaysia to suck up dry
>>51555951
Rank. In math, pangkat means "to the power of". So 2 pangkat 3 is 2 to the power of 3 or 2^3.
ANJING INTERNET MAKIN MAHAL JANCOK
>>51556467
Don't be a poorfag.
>be presidential candidate
>use propaganda against other candidates
>appeal to a significantly large portion of the population's personal interests
>don't discuss actual politics
>get elected by general population
democracy is a fucking joke
gif related
>>51556366
I wouldn't mind indons to suck me dry ; )
>>51556555
It is people has the same vote even you're as autistic as you can have. You still can vote and have same vote with normal people.
>>51550629
I want to lick her armpits!
>>51556604
What about Malaysians?
We must be the first choice since we are Truly Asia ;)
>>51556192
I get more self satisfaction from sex than receiving muh monthly paycheck.
Maybe it would be a tad bit better if my manager's a qt tsun tsun though
>>51556646
>It is people has the same vote even you're as autistic as you can have. You still can vote and have same vote with normal people.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>51556772
of course,always :3
Good night luv
test
>>51557675
hello :3
gatel
>>51557824
>>51557846
makanya mandi
>>51557846
Makanya pake karet. Minum antibiotik sana!
>>51557867
goodnight,you should sleep too
>>51554554
Our destroyers traveling through the South China Sea could have an actual purpose then, too!
Sex
>>51558344
To piss off the Viet scum desu senpai.
Sleep tight /asean/
I'll sneak in your rooms while you sleep
>>51562566
The thought of that makes me wet :3
>you will never watch samurai jack on tv while eating your breakfast before you go to school again
bump
bump
Hello. What goes on in /asean/ ?
>>51567937
cucumber
>>51567937
qt 2d
>>51569488
go to sleep ahmed
>>51569650
baka it's 9:39pm
>>51569783
>2 hours left before December 3
>still
>>51564760
feel the same about DBZ, Yu Gi Oh and Card Captor Sakura
>>51567937
Girls that wanna have fun :3
>looking through lecture slides
>see Oye
oy vey :^)
>>51571140
key point is that the psychological impairment must be such that it actually prevented the accused from forming the mens rea of the offence.
>>51571361
das rite mang
girls who want fun
>>51571544
>girls who want to have fun
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2015/dec/02/syria-airstrikes-mps-debate-vote-cameron-action-against-isis-live
>>51571544
Huggies give me fun :3
So now all businessmen said "fuck it, if government accepts labors' request for upping their salary to 3.7 m IDR, we wont recruit people without at least having bachelor degree anymore". Why are poorfags always the cancer of industry, senpai?
>>51574697
>tfw people with degrees in the UK end up working in Mcdonalds because of the same reason
Bad move desu
bumping for justice
hello
>>51577740
that is what ur mom said when i ravaged her pussy
Tfw no wall on our sea to keep China out
>>51578769
If you vote me for President I will make a huge sea wall to keep out all communist immigrants :3
>>51578970
Sure anytime
wew
If a man dies that another should live, that man's spirit shall eat at God's table.
>>51580270
lmao,all that just for a free meal?
fuck that
Jokowi did nothing wrong.
>>51580759
Delet dis
>>51555024
>28 million muslims
BS
>>51555024
>United muslim sultanate of asia
>>51580845
>80% Roman Catholic
>10% Other forms of Christianity
>5% Muslim
>5% Others or none
wew lad, I wonder where he got his stats from.
http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/philippines-population/
>>51580887
toph best gril.
>>51580759
>Drops rail way deal with Japan for China
>Japan is now making railway deal with Philippines
Jokowi dindu notin wong, Jokowi did the rite thing tbhwy. :^)
>>51580887
>United muslim sultanate of asia...in the world
>>51581038
>>51580887
anyone have the one with Tagle in it?
>>51581032
I thought it was at 11%?
>>51581095
I checked the Wikipedia source for that and there was no citation to back that up.
