>~900 years of being the big guy.
>~150 years of being weaker or bullied
>everyone just remembers the 150 years
>even countries that exist a blink of an eye laugh at you
I want it to stop.
It's better to always literally be the small guy so you're eternally underestimated
WE WUZ KINGS AND SHIT AND TOTALLY NOT A MEME PEOPLE INVENTED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GENOCIDING PRUSSIANS
Size doesn't matter
>>51546411
>PRUSSIANS
The Teutons genocided Prussians.
>>51546361
>poland
>into relevance
>ever
lmao lad
>>51546551
>>51546492
SEE WHAT DID I SAY
BLINK OF AN EYE
Why is the world so cruel? I mean we're trying to get back up there, we're trying...
>>51546617
Be a man and cry in the shower. Don't let them see your tears. I know your pain, Poland.
Loved the witcher books btw.
We ktf, m8
>>51546361
>Be the only nation to invade Russia
>Get involved with Lithuanians
>Become laughing stock of Europe
You had it coming tbqh
>irrelevant for 700 years
>big man for a small moment 70 years ago
>everyone remembers just that
feels good man :DDDDDDDD
>>51546361
>2000+ years of being the big guy
>100 years of being weaker
>everyone just remembers those 100 years
>>51547807
I do, I do...but sometimes it just bursts open, all the feels.
honestly this is the most true for the italians
>>51548743
>#1 exporter of plumbers in the world
>country is literally named pooland
CAN'T
The incredible shrinking country.
>>51546361
>~60 years of being colonial overlord of plot of land almost as big as europe and civilizing the shit out of it by cutting hands, getting mad money from mines and rubber plantations
>~115 years of being economical and industrial european superpower despite being small as fuck
>none of this will ever happen again
>cunt will just die from immigration
>everyone will forget that Belgium was relevant at some point
>>51546361
It's 250 years desu.
>>51549177
>desu
What a fuckin' japanise new owner piese of shit cuntsuker.
>>51549289
don't lie, you're just a weeb and added that yourself
>have the current longest running national level government with in the world
>everything treats you like a young nation
>Can't Handle The Bantz: The Thread
>700 years of being a shithole on the outskirts of civilization
>300 years of being a poor and barely civilized but menacing country
Yeah, nothing seems to change.
>>51549389
>you are now aware that belgium, germany and italy are younger cunts than the us of a and people still think the us is a young nation
>>51548743
Italy was in no way the big guys
I mean for one, your people aren't actually really romans, and for two, rome didn't last 2000 years, and everything else in italy has been meh besides the church
>>51549491
>rooshya
>being eternal a shithole of shitholes eternally run by psychopathic tyrants
>Tries to conquer the world
>ends up losing it all
>...
>calling other countries shitholes
Oh the irony!!!
>>51546361
Don't kid yourself. You've always been the softest, easiest target in the region.
>>51549491
How is Poland on outskirts of civilization?
Knowing the Poles and their love for morbid self-attention we all can at least rest assured that you will have another 900 years at the very least of lamenting your grave fate. I believe we are looking forward to that.
>>51549761
dont count your refugees before they fuck you up your worthless kraut ass.....hans
>Tfw 1000+ years of existence
>been irrelevant most of the time
>so successful everyone copies your flag
>a former country of yours speaks your language
Apart from siding with Napoleon and getting rekt by Prussians, I'd say we did pretty good.
>>51549761
woe is Poland
>>51546361
HAHAHAHA
Poland?! What the fuck? Did this country just appear? It's called Prussia, stupid.
>not wanting comfy obscurity
lmao lad
>Old as fuck country
>Been moderately relevant in Europe in a large part of history
>Indisputably god tier during 16th and 17th century
>Irrelevant today but still successful
>>51548673
700 years?
>>51550020
>Today
>Sweden
>Succesful
I hope you're joking senpai
>>51550088
memes aside, sweden is doing quite all right tyvm
>>51548673
>irrelevant forever
ftfy
Sory Pekka, but we both know it's true.
>>51550020
>16th and 17th century
those were the days
>>51549851
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>>51550114
For now. Sweden is about to crash and burn, though.
>>51550211
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>51550088
The memes have made you ill, Preben
>>51546361
the power of memes
>bullied for hundreds of years
>get practically genocided at least once
>10 years of warfare make you the eternal bad guy super villain
>>51549570
Except for that part where they brought that new era called the Renaissance. Romans were big, crucial to European civilization and they didn't disappear with their empire.
>>51550227
Hopefully. At least then the less insane Scandinavians will be able to recolonise the land.
>>51550243
How often have you been in Malmö, Leif?
>>51546361
It's okay Polan, most of us know you actually did well against the Germans and Russians in WWII. You were just unlucky to literally live on the Frontline between Europe and Russia.
>>51550343
we still do
>>51546361
>600 years of being the best fighters
>150 years without a war
>everyone remembers only the 150 years
>>51550318
Never, why? I don't see how a single Swedish city changes anything about what I said. Seriously, you're memed the fuck up
>>51546617
>Why is the world so cruel? I mean we're trying to get back up there, we're trying...
Poland is the USA's most valuable ally, especially when the rest of Europe is fucking retarded
It's a shame that the partition happened before the USA was globally relevant.
>>51550315
>and they didn't disappear with their empire.
uh yeah they did
Rome's (the city) population during the empire was 1 million. After it was sacked by Alaric, the population dropped to 20,000.
Literally everyone fleed.
>>51549584
It's funny that your greentext fits your country perfectly.
>>51549907
>implying your cities aren't always in the news for terrorism
>>51550442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1FmC2rgPyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXTDsde5vIU
Malmö is regularly victim to bombings, I wouldnt exactly call that "success"
also from Malmö
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esVuKP7k974
>>51550526
lmao let me guess so the real romans are germans brits and scandinavians right
literal we wuz kings
>>51550774
Ja that is very RICHTIG mein mann!
>>51550211
Jealous people have been saying that for decades. The fall of Sweden is always just around the corner. Sure, the immigrants are a heavy burden, but the Swedes are strong and we will not be brought to our knees by something like that.
>>51550721
Malmö is more Denmark than Sweden desu.
>>51550857
>the Swedes are strong and we will not be brought to our knees by something like that.
Yeah, you'll do that willingly
>>51546361
Build nukes
Instant respect
>>51550895
http://www.mx.dk/nyheder/global/story/24874346
Danes are nazi, unlike the so tolerant Swedes
>>51550370
Well for a buffer zone I still think you're pretty cool.
>>51550318
That's yours now.
![6qcrbs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DAPLxA1.jpg "6qcrbs[1].jpg")
>>51551604
Forgot pic.
>150 years of being weaker or bullied
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish%E2%80%93Soviet_War
>150 years
M8, are you completely forgetting how, for centuries before then, you were assfucked by Prussia, Russia, and the Austrian empire? Hell, if it weren't for Napoleon hating Prussia, Poland wouldn't exist today.
>>51551734
Shit bait, even for ameriburg standards.
>>51551831
Try to find Poland. Protip: you can't.
>>51552079
>>51551831
>>51552079
And here's after Napoleon forced Prussia to give up it's clay.
Oh, hey, NOW I see you!
>>51552136
Why don't you learn more history you pretentious faggot?
Why don't you learn that if Napoleon listened to us, he would have won in Russia?
>>51552117
Alexander I of Russia shook hands with Napoleon, greeted him, and showed his repect, right before Napoleon made him sign a treaty saying that he would stop trading with England, despite how much this would fuck over the Russian economy. Also, not long after (around 5 years), Napoleon invaded Russia and charged Moscow.
Point being: showing honor to another King and treating them with respect has nothing to do with the countries' political relations.
>>51552218
so what you are saying is that he was right and what you're referring to is an alternate history 'what if' situation?
>countries that have existed for over a thousand years and are still poorer than a british prison colony
>>51552218
That has nothing to do with what we're talking about, though.
Yeah, sure, Poland advised Napoleon and was right. Does that mean that they WEREN'T a puppet state created by Napoleon JUST to weaken Prussia? Does that mean that Poland had political freedom and strength? No, it doesn't.
>>51546361
Poland was only ever strong when ruled by foreigners: the Prrrrržemyšlids, the Jagielons, the Vasas, the Bathorys, the Wettins...you even tried to hire Frenchmen to rule your barbaric asses, because you knew that you'd hate and counteract any Slav who'd mount the throne unless he unleashed a reign of terror like Sobieski. That's because Poland is Catholic Russia tbph family.
>>51552335
>over a thousand years
wew senpai, not many can actually say that
>>51552263
Alexander I also reanimted autonomus Congress Poland.
Not fucking dutchy, but KINGDOM. He was a Polishboo. And you know why? It's because we tossed Russia around for centuries. We conquered Moscow and held it for some time.
>>51552279
Not what if. It was a real scenario. Also, Poles in Napoleonic army crushed everything.
Józef Poniatowski became a field marshal of France.
>>51552336
> Does that mean that Poland had political freedom and strength?
'Under' Russia? Yes. Economy was great as well. And all of that thanks to Polish grain and no border with Russia, that was the biggest market of the world at that time.
Also, it wasn't Prussia, Austria and Russia that partitioned us. We did it ourselves. We were slowly decaying since 1600. Nothing lasts forever.
>>51552395
>That's because Poland is Catholic Russia tbph family
Russia didn't even exist when Poland was a thing and spoke it's own language.
There were some finno-ugrics tribes vassalized by Golden Horde. We didn't even know we had a neighbour in the east. Since we didn't give a shit about it.
>>51546427
Do girls even say it? I'm pretty sure they don't otherwise they wouldn't fuck niggers solely because of their large dicks.
>>51552450
>Poland came into existence in 966 (1300 as a proper country instead of a collection of feuding principalities)
>Russia came into existence in 989 (1380 as a proper country instead of a collection of feuding principalities)
It's as though you're one and the same people!
thanks for helping stall kebap though :)
>>51552408
>And you know why?
Because he wanted to take you over/gain a Slavic ally in Europe, just like in the Balkans during WWI. You think Russia gave a shit about Serbia? No, it just wanted power.
>It's because we tossed Russia around for centuries. We conquered Moscow and held it for some time.
When did this happen? Certainly not in the 19th century.
>'Under' Russia?
No, under France. You were independent and all, sure, but France MADE you. I guarantee, if Poland made a decision that France disapproved of, it'd mean their ass. And all of Poland knew it. Let's face it: you were a French satellite.
>We were slowly decaying since 1600.
THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY 150 YEAS
>>51546361
I never even knew poland was more than another russian shithole at some point in history until I played EU3
>>51546361
OD MORZA DO MORZA
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When will based Poland finally get the success is deserves?
>>51552687
>Because he wanted to take you over/gain a Slavic ally in Europe, just like in the Balkans during WWI. You think Russia gave a shit about Serbia? No, it just wanted power.
You're clueless or just a retard baiting.
>When did this happen? Certainly not in the 19th century.
14-17 century.
>No, under France. You were independent and all, sure, but France MADE you. I guarantee, if Poland made a decision that France disapproved of, it'd mean their ass. And all of Poland knew it. Let's face it: you were a French satellite.
And France had many benefits from it.
>>51552773
Funny. Because Finland never existed at all.
>>51554112
Never.
WWII was the final stab.
>>51552511
>Do girls even say it? I'm pretty sure they don't otherwise they wouldn't fuck niggers solely because of their large dicks.
Have you ever met a girl? Girls like fairly thick dicks, but nothing like the pythons you see in porn. Few girls in western European countries go for black guys and usually find them a bit rank, and the large dick thing is mostly a myth, plus not considered worth it in any case.
>>51554232
Something tells me you are short dicked Brian.
>>51554535
14-17 is enough for every slut.
girls mostly use 14 cm dildos - 6 inch for amerishits.
>>51546361
>We wus kings and queens 'n shit
>>51549570
rome lasted till Napolen, bruh
>>51554232
>>51554613
>be asian
>assume I have a tiny penor after watching porn
>decide to measure
>12.5cm
>fuck, I'm tiny
>check girth
>17 cm
That's abnormally large, right? Would my dick even fit in an teenage gook bagina? Based on the stories I've heard, I'm skeptical
>>51557534
>girth 17cm
wtf nippon san
>>51546361
Nigga fuck you
>~Literally 6,000 years of being big guy
>~200 years of being weaker or bullied
>everyone just remembers the 200 years
>even countries that exist a blink of an eye laugh at you
>>51557534
C H O D E
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>>51546361
your place is here polish hehehe
>bullied sinne the begining of time
>98 years as a superpower
>everyone just remembers the 98 years
>in 500 years Europe and Russia will be part of the great Finnish empire
>>51548743
fucking italians... that hurts even worse than my K.u.K empire (the fuuccking slavs)
>>51546361
I like Poland on a cerebral level, but my gut clenches due to all the shitty bydlo poles here.
You are ok.
>>51550272
They just shat their pants because the german empire was the biggest power in europe at that time.
>buy the cheapest shit from store
MADE IN POLAND
is Poland the China of Europe?
>>51554232
You sound like you have a secret cuk fetish.
>>51559317
>Misr
>Kemet
Pick one
>>51559887
Low wages but still skille workers, so maybe yes.
>>51546361
>~900 years of muh grory
WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER WHEN THERE WAS NO INTERNET
>>51559932
>japan and their pokemon history
you just don-'t get it baku moshi
>>51548743
>1000 years of being a big guy
>200 years of being THE big guy
>100 years of being a medium guy
could be worse tbqh
>>51559932
>>51559978
I am less impressed by ancient japanese history.
For me the abillity to become so quickly get on the same level as the allready industrialised nations is REALLY impressive.
>>51560083
this desu
>>51559917
>>Misr
>>Kemet
>Pick one
I'll pick my dick up ur ass, cunt
>>51560156
The end of egyptian culture was the rise of Islam.
>>51554112
That's the gayest picture I've ever seen
>>51560208
>The end of egyptian culture was the rise of Islam.
>Egyptians fought the crusades
>Egyptians fought the mongols
>Cairo became the center of the Islamic world for 1,000 years
It's actually the romans that brought the downfall of Egypt, it was brought up again by Islam as a regional power
>>51560313
But now its just part of the stew that is the middle east.
I ma talking about culture, not just the region as a power base and bargaining chip.
Also some people state that Saladin was a Kurd.
>>51560313
Literally WE WUZ KINGZ: the post
Saying that Ancient Egypt is the same thing as Modern Day Egypt is like saying that Iran is the Achaemid Empire
>>51546361
Dont worry polandbro I like you
>>51560399
>But now its just part of the stew that is the middle east.
>I ma talking about culture, not just the region as a power base and bargaining chip.
>Also some people state that Saladin was a Kurd.
Egypt became the cultural center of the Islamic world, before it was just a roman province for grain and food. Saladin was the sultan of Egypt.
And bargaining chip isn't what you'd call a regional power. Check your bias.
>>51560503
>Literally WE WUZ KINGZ: the post
literally we wuz though
>>51550586
>your cities
okay which Emiarti city was in news for terrorism?
moreover, i wasn't even referring to the UAE. i was speaking more generally. comfy obscurity is based
>>51560515
The problem I have is what remained truly egyptian.
Same with europe in a lot of ways.
>>51560597
Sorry to tell you but if you are black then you have absolutely no connection to Egypt
I love Poland and Polish people. I don't care what anyone says about them, and I specially don't care about the /int/ memes on them.
>>51560659
>The problem I have is what remained truly egyptian.
>Same with europe in a lot of ways.
How do you define "Egyptian", what's your criteria? There are still customs that are being followed through from ancient times in the country side. By your line of thinking I could argue that none of Europe isn't European because there are no more druids and pagans.
Egypt is so old, by the time Ramses II was in power, the pyramids were considered a relic of an ancient time, they even wrote about how incredible that such things were built by their ancestors.
>>51560694
I'm Egyptian
>>51560833
none of Europe is*
>>51560833
If you are an Arab Muslim then you are not related to Ancient Egyptians
>>51549570
>your people aren't actually really romans
this is a meme
>>51560905
>If you are an Arab Muslim then you are not related to Ancient Egyptians
Muslim armies were garrisoned, they weren't allowed to intermarry. Conversion took place over 500 years and it wasn't encouraged because you couldn't tax Muslims the same way you would others.
The Rashidun army that conquered the Middle East literally only consisted o 10,000 Arab soldiers, they were sparsley populated nomads in the desert while Egypt had a huge population, even then.
>>51550126
>superiority complex forever
>>51561044
If you are such a pure blooded Egyptian why are you in the US?
>>51560235
Not anymore
fun fact: pooland was never the big guy
>>51561168
That's a big cock.
>>51554232
Any guy that's good at sex will tell you that that "girls don't like big dicks thing" is completely irrelevant. It's hard for girls to get off on penetration alone, so men have to do other things like eating the out, fingering, etc. making penis-vagina penetration obsolete.
Don't get me wrong, if you have too lard of a dick you will hit the girl's cervix, but if that's only a minor part of what you're going to be doing then they won't care.
>1000 years of a being a giant shithole overrun by uneducated serfs
at least we have nukes, r-right?
>>51561168
If I pull that off, would you get hard?
>>51561364
I wish we had nukes.
>>51561364
This post made me laugh out loud.
Good job, Vlad
>>51561439
It would be extremely erotic.
>>51549570
Stop with the hugbox threads for fucks sake guys we proud ourselves in not caring what the western world thinks about us when we tell fags and mudslimes to fuck off but at the same time so many of you are thirsty for their approval? Besides whining won't change shit behave like a regular guy, don't fucking look like a beaten dog in front of foreigners and they will respect you this type of nigger victim complex is pathetic.
>>51546361
I know that feel too well my polish friend
>>51546361
Cyka blyat
>>51550020
You're only relevant because of Pewdiepie
