Karen edition
mugi
>Labour MP sent a picture of a dead baby alongside threat to vote against strikes - latest
Jihadi jez don't stop does he
>>51543384
>cant handle 1 dead baby
>will vote for more dead babies
Labour thinking
>>51543338
Liz was pretty fit back in the day 2bh
>>51543384
>Corbyn is the leader of the Labour party
My sides
>>51543324
Karen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAdtkSjSps
A tonne of Labour butthurt in the Metro today lads. Why do Labour voters always assume that their views represent the majority of Brits?
>>51543443
>'Leader'
Not even his own shadow cabinet gives a fuck about him, just his taig sympathiser bumbuddy McDonnell
>>51543478
Good lad
>>51543539
They believe they are right and moral and the only reason people would vote against them si that they have been tricked by le evil right wing media.
>>51543539
>those Metro commentators
"The majority of the British public are against war"
Really? Because i've got my RAF and Kill All Sand People flags ready to go.
Won't be long until a RAF jet is shot down by the """"so-called"""" Islamic State with weapons funded by Turkey and the pilot is captured and beheaded on film by surprise guest Jihadi John.
>>51543539
"Party of the working class", they assume anyone who isn't a millionaire automatically agrees with them
>>51543674
But Jihadi John is fucking dead, he had a bomb dropped on his head
>>51543674
NATO needs to back Russia tbf, then slap the perfidious Turks into line.
I'm never getting a Samshit phone again.
How can you design a phone that fails at connecting to computers as bad as Samshit?
>Plug in USB
>Wont even charge
>Wiggle USB until the phone beeps to say it's plugged in
>PC hasn't made hardware connect noise yet
>Wiggle it some more
>Computer makes hardware connect noise
>2 seconds later it starts making the hardware disconnect noise
>Keeps making the noise every 5 seconds till you unplug the phone
I've had an S2, S3 and S4 and they've all done this.
>>51543745
uhhhh maybe it's your pc?
>>51543745
its the charger, not the phone
thinking about creating a 'favourite album' mosiac lads
>>51543745
PM'd u the fix
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Did a fish lads
>>51543780
if an admin has really locked this thread then how come I'm still posting in it?
>>51543852
which fish lad?
>>51543585
classic example of someone who has been tricked by evil right wing media tbH
>>51543889
They're called Zebra Danios
alri nothing to do for the next hour, would anyone like an argument?
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>51543944
Get a more productive job
>>51543944
>>51543963
Why?
shitposting in downtime is a good perk
just got a gf in the sims 4 lads
>>51543995
good lad
>>51543995
post feet
>>51543769
made one lads
Why are people so eager to talk shit? There are so many weak criticisms of just about anything with a counterargument that is just as easily spouted. It goes nowhere because, in the end, neither of them have the constitute to prove anything, and even if they do, people still hold to their shitty convictions.
So pointless, smdh.
>>51543324
>>51543324
SHE IS SO CUTE
>>51544024
*constitution
>>51544043
fuck can you not talk about the constitution for 1 minute mate
>>51544024
Cynicism and contrarianism desu. They're a bit cancerous.
>>51544012
Solid selection m8
>>51544117
they're albums you nonce
>>51544012
Very memetastic lad
>>51544135
>albums don't contain songs
wow
>>51544155
>this damage control
>>51544056
They're very cancerous. People who spend their lives studying a subject are stripped of their authority because society holds them on equal footing with keyboard warriors. Effort and professionalism have been flushed down the fucking toilet.
>>51544171
>this damage control
>>51544172
It's not totally bad tbf, it's like a form of social peer-review. It has gone a bit overboard though.
>>51544012
how old are you?
>>51544257
whats the problem, mate?
>tfw my meme uni is 5th most employable in the UK
>39th most employable in the world
>beat the """"universities"""" of Durham and LSE
loving every laugh
>>51544265
main problem is too much nonce ITT tbhfam
Biometrics to verify age for 18+ web content when?
*laughs in a hissing manner*
hss hss hss hss hss
>>51544320
>"Why Hello, yes I am a student"
>>51544320
>mfw 14th most employable uni in the world
"I'll get a graduate job straight out of university"
>>51544320
>boasting about memey uni statistics
Enjoy being unemployed.
>>51543443
>women-only train carriages because women have the right not to feel uncomfortable on trains
>open the border for """"refugees"""" because women don't have the right not to be raped
>"Finally I'm a manager at JJB, that MBA from the 39th most employable uni really paid off".
i go to oxford and cambridge and ive got a 190cm todger and my mums well fit and i earn 150,000,000k a year and struggle to pay bills and rent ama
>>51544417
>women-only train carriages
He fell for this meme
>>51544417
>women-only train carriages because women have the right not to feel uncomfortable on trains
This is perfect, it's gets the Muslim vote too
>being born into a family below upper-middle class
>unironically thinking you'll ever be allowed out of your prescribed station in life
Playing Skyrim lads
>i went to a public school
>>51544459
Revs or Regal?
>>51544265
Never said there was one.
I'm thinking of taking my wife and her son to a movie. What should I see lads?
>I went to a state school
>>51544537
i cannot believe you said this haha
>>51544459
is castaway a good film?
>>51544507
>I went to public school
>>51544551
>>51544526
these are both very good questions and they deserve an answer
>"No need to vote UKIP, the Conservatives will crack down on immigration"
>"If I work hard enough the Tories assured me I could buy my own house"
>>51544506
What porn mod is this?
>>51544545
>>51544553
lost in translation, i'll try again
>i went to a school whose budget is exclusively provided by the government
>>51544545
i went to a fee-paying school, a state school and a grammar school.
did the lot 2bh.
>>51544573
reported
>>51544568
>tfw voted Conservative, worked hard and just bought a house
like um... nice try sweetheart ;)
>>51544551
Castaway is an exceptional film 2bh
>>51544574
>I went to state school
>like um... nice try sweetheart ;)
>>51543384
Why are there people protesting against not bombing Syria? What's the downside?
I can understand when we voted against before, I was against it then, it would have been rushing into a war like fucking Blair did.
>>51544590
Noice, which did you do your A-levels in?
>>51544630
the grammar school
>i did a-lveles
>>51544012
Smells like /mu/
>>51544625
>protesting against not bombing Syria
There are protests in favour of bombing Syria?
>>51544650
>I did Scottish Highers
>>51544545
I went to a grammar school and fucking hated it.
>i didnt drop out
>mfw Americans use the word 'prissy' unironically
Asinine is another stupid American word
Homosexual leftists kek here (my black bf just rammed me up the arse)
Will you sign my petition?
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/112845
why do youse call private schools public schools and public schools private schools?
>>51544625
When we voted before it was to help the rebels (i.e. """"so-called""" Isamic State) topple Assad
Now we are voting to help Assad push back the """"so-called"""" Islamic State.
>>51544677
Against bombing Syria sorry lel
>>51544726
because fuck you thats why
>>51544713
>I am proud of my lack of education
>>51544727
>we are voting to help Assad
I wish, but I don't think that's what's being offered.
>because fuck you thats why
hi_reddit!
>>51544724
>Stop all immigration and close the UK borders until ISIS is defeated has nearly overtaken let all the immigrants in
>i am proud of my being a moist neek virgin
>>51544780
u b mad
>I did or didn't do something
>i
Really need a vietnamese gf lads
>>51544726
Public schools used to serve the public, in that smart kids could get government paid places to attend them so they could grow up doing something other than work down a mine. The current system is better though, keeps the elite gene pool closed off to the riff raff.
>>51544799
I wonder if our own Paris incident would raise enough support for the opinion polls to finally dominate.
might ironically write some fanfiction
>>51544903
Probably but the media would ignore it.
Lads should autists be gassed?
>>51544898
>keeps the elite gene pool closed off to the riff raff.
do they not offer academic scholarships?
>>51544913
True enough.
>>51544903
What the public think is irrelevant you fucking "democracy"c͏uck.
>>51544922
that isn't autism, it's depravity
K A R E N
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>>51544910
Lisicki x Thailad when?
cats doing a twitch in sleepus (latin for while asleep)
>>51544960
ljametl;srgk;bzdvlnb
>>51544942
Since you're being a fanny I'll just point out I never said anything about how relevant anything was.
>>51544960
pls never say this again
>>51544953
Pretty autistic too tho
>>51544924
Yes, except there are fewer of them and you need to move in the right circles to even know they exist.
>>51544979
>you need to move in the right circles to even know they exist.
i doubt it
Lisicki x Thailad when?
gf said I was high on the artistic spectrum lads.
What a lovely compliment
>>51544999
ljametl;srgk;bzdvlnb
>>51544777
Literally no need for us to get involved. USA/France/Russia are bombing the place to fuck as it is. And we don't really want to be apart of the Russia-Turkey-Assad tensions.
Just Cameron being keked because France asked him to join in on the bombings.
>Muh innocent civilians
>Muh war is never the answer
>Muh diplomatic solution
We're so keked by modern PC politics and SJWs. If they had their way we probably wouldn't intervene against Hitler either.
>>51545021
SAS has been fucking shit up over there for years though
>>51545021
frumpy rasheed woman just paced suspiciously up and down my front lawn twice
dyou reckon theres a bomb on my doorstep
>>51545049
It's 2015. The only way we can intervene is covertly with special forces because the general public is too stupid and SJW to accept any overt interventions or global politics anymore.
>tfw Turkey will be an Islamic State in your lifetime
Euan Park surreal
>>51545059
>>51545021
didnt mean to respond
>>51545104
Never gave a toss about Turkey anyway tbf
>>51545123
bloody racist
>>51544992
Believe what you will. I did a year at Oxford, I've been surrounded by "them", I know the difference between the top and the bottom.
>>51545218
they're not some fucking shadow society you muppet you can just call up the registrar's office and inquire about scholarships
>>51544011
>>51545244
total madman xdddd
pirating Fallout 4 Tbh
>>51545244
he actually did it
the absolute madman
friend linked me this
Having some cheeky French chardonnay with some Italian cheese and Brie cheese with salmon dip lads, AMA
having an RNP (really nice poo)
>More men than women in Britain
>Even statistics don't want me to have a gf
>>51545315
keep us updated
>>51545273
absolute madman
haha lads could you actually imagine if ISIS won it all
>>51545317
except britain actually has more females than males according to wikipedia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lco4fAmGuA0
> What posting on /brit/ feels like
>>51545287
pass some over mate
sounds good
>>51545273
reddit.com/r/me_irl
>>51545382
> Majority of white women
> Immigrants are majority young men
> mfw
>>51545273
>>51545397
https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/3v2tmw/me_irl/
sausage roll from the food van lads
Tidy
Reminder that there are thousands of cute thai girls that need bfs lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTINXQWtKRI
There are more men than women, and a lot of those men would prefer to dress up like girls and get fucked by Australian tourists. They need your help.
>tfw ugly
>>51545413
>"Good thing Conservatives are cracking down on immigration, now British women won't be keked by """refugees"""""
>>51545460
> tfw reasonably attractive, thin and good height
> healthy and tanned from living in the country and being outdoors a lot as a result
> socially retarded
>>51544621
>that image
literally 3/4 of the people posting in /brit/ tbH
do you people have learning disabilities or something? god, every post is just so fucking stupid.
>>51545460
you think thats bad? i just had 2.5-3 bowls of spaghetti ahahahaha what am i lads
>my favourite crisps aren't frazzles
>>51545460
iktf
>>51545516
lel goo goo
>>51545504
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
Post what you play when you go on a cheeky Sunday night drive with the lads
>>51545485
>if only UKIP would have gotten in, are Nige would have sorted this out, wot a legend
>>51545523
ahaha meant to type "what am i like lads" but instead typed "what am i alds" ahaha what am i lads
What is he alds
>>51545538
> look like a normie
> go home and watch cute schoolgirl anime
> NO ONE will understand me
FUCK OFF YOU FAT DWEEB, YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE STRUGGLES I GO THROUGH
WOMEN SMILE AT ME AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RESPOND
REEEEE *HISS*
>>51545558
ahaha was suppose to type "lads" not "alds" ahaha lads i am not getting -ANYTHING- right tonight hahaha
Why do politics shows always insist on hearing from "you, the public at home" and shoving polls of retards down our throats like 47% of 1000 retards we found oppose airstrikes.
Who fucking cares.
WHAT IS HE ALDS?
Afraid my room mates might found out I'm a bender lads
>>51545555
R E C O R D
H I G H
I M M I G R A T I O N
U N D E R
T O R Y
G O V ' T
>>51545590
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>>51545617
Because politicians are all out of touch with the people.
t. Bill Hogsworth Bsc in Life, University of Hard Knocks.
>>51545617
because "muh democracy". Which politics show is this?
>>51545617
so that would mean 53% of retards support air strikes heh
roasted
making an excuse
lads still cant believe i ate 2.5-3 bowls of spaghetti haha towards the end i wasn't even hungry i just loooooooooooooooved the taste
Me in Korea lads
lads still cant believe i ate 2.5-3 cocks of cum haha towards the end i wasn't even hungry i just loooooooooooooooved the taste
>>51545701
>being 156cm tall
thinking about writing a play
lads still cant believe i ate 2.5-3 sissy brit boys of britian haha towards the end i wasn't even hungry i just loooooooooooooooved the taste
>>51545710
ahahahahah jesus christ that scared the heck out of me because i thought i said that and i was all like "WHAT THE!? FREUDIAN SLIP MUCH?" ahahaha but then i looked up 2 posts
>>51545638
>he is so insecure he thinks that migrants are going to come and shag his oneitis
SOFT CUNT
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>>51545735
>being ginger
>>51545590
>WOMEN SMILE AT ME
women smile at me too and i'm fuggo tbqhwym
>>51545752
bahahaa i apologize my laddy, I was just joshing you hahaah wahEEEEY YEEEEE BOOOOIIII haha absolutely nutter lads, absolutely NUTTERS
Karen-chan~
>>51545756
only get compliments because of it
fairytale of new Y O R K
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>>51545753
Refugees Welcome :)
>>51545798
tune
>>51545757
They were too busy smiling at me sitting behind you la haha ;)
>>51545406
me on the right
>>51545710
>>51545752
>>51545779
GAY PSEUDO-SEPPOS OUT!
@51545839
>3 (You)s
ta
>>51545839
>stealing our word then using it against us
absolutely DEVILISH ahahahahahahahahah
> Yorkshire exists
>>51545859
You can't just claim the word gay because you're bent, mate
>>51545891
haha i cant believe you've said this
>>51545839
>SEPPOS
DON'T APPROPRIATE MY CULTURE AAAARGGGHHHH HREHREHRHKGNADG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
important poll for you all to participate in. considering this compulsory voting lmfao
http://strawpoll.me/6157490
http://strawpoll.me/6157490
http://strawpoll.me/6157490
http://strawpoll.me/6157490
Yooooo lads. Tryna blend in with the British crowd. So here is my trial in talking British. Tell me how it is, though dont nitpick.
Id love if you'd answer back with vocaroo telling me how I shouldve spoke instead
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EZ4AKk56hd
Stephen Fry BTFO
He really is a dullard's idea of what a genius is.
99.97% of the population have lost their virginity by the age of 45
>>51545757
Women have started smiling at me. What do? Men have started giving me bro nods.
>>51545941
This never gets old
>>51546003
> MAMA-MIA MYA OPINIONS ARE ABSOLUTELY SHITA BUT I'LL NEVER TELLA THE BRITISH
> MAMA MIA!
>>51545971
step one is to stop calling things british lad. no one here refers to our voice/language/mannerisms as british
>live in a house of 8
>internet isn't brilliant
>closest to the router
>make myself the bandwith priority in the router settings
>everyone else complains about shit internet
>mine's lightning quick
who /scallywag/ here
>>51546016
wink
>>51545881
i want a yorkshire pudding before i die
>>51545941
this is funny af
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AN OLD MAN SAIOD TO ME
WONT SEE ANOTHER ONE
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IV EGOT A FEELING
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>>51546065
you realise that's a euphemism for being creampied by a paki right?
How is seppo an Aussie thing when it's based on cockney rhyming slang?
>>51546085
what does this mean? is it edible?
Hahaha turns out lads I haven't had ashtma for the last 8 years, it's been panic attacks and i've likely got some kind of anxiety disorder. I've always wondered why I get upset, stressed out and shit so easily, maybe the neet life is for me now
>career as a cricketer crushed by injuries
>career in law probably crushed by this
>going to have a degree and unable do do much with it
>kinda excited to spend all day playing vidya lifting and earning autism buxs
>>51546097
Aussies have no culture so, like Yanks they steal British culture and claim it as their own
bit sad
> at the pub on my own
> real human bean starts playing
who put this on...
>>51546097
>>51546133
>i've been festering on someone calling me out on appropriate superior australian culture for the past 14 minutes
SISSY
BRIT
BOYS
>>51546133
wew, that is sad
Watching anime lads :3
>>51546041
Really? Well thats new
>>51546152
I'm at work and was going to the food van
>>51546164
BRILLIANT post
Anyone here like boring girls? They are like clay in your hands.
>>51546174
awoo~
>>51545996
his point still stands
bombing pakiland is only going to further destabilise it
>>51546172
of course you were, seppo
She won journalist of the year last night.
Anyone here like american girls? They are like blubber in your hands.
>>51546177
all girls are boring
Lads, got any norimiebook screencaps of lefty butthurt over Syria?
>"seppo" is not an australian term
like um.. nice try sweetheart :) x
>>51546177
do enjoy this gimmick
> share the load
feeling quite perplexed lads
What did he mean by this?
>>51546222
share the load
>>51546189
We're only going to bomb their tanks and supply lines so based Assad can wipe up what's left.
>>51546097
the terminology arises from World War Two times when Australia was flooded with American soldiers, sailors and airmen either on their way to somewhere or back from somewhere on leave. At that time, Australia was subject to severe rationing so that provisions of war could take priority. Food stamps, clothing stamps and petrol rationing were in vogue. The ' Yanks' it seemed to the average Aussie - military or civilian - weren't subject to the rationing, having the best of foods, fresh fruit & veg, even steak when on the front line. At home, it seemed the Yanks had much more money than anyone else, access to all the bling that attracted women, and all too often when under the influence of alcohol, an attitude to go with it. There were many confrontations between American and Australian personnel during those times. The much vaunted alliance of today was much more tenuous back then. America needed Australia as a supply base and jump-off point for her advances across the Pacific. Australia needed America for her industrial capacity. Neither really wanted to have to rely on the other but war makes for interesting bed-fellows. The real antagonist which brought out the Australian ire towards the Americans was Douglas Macarthur. His attitudes, his appointment by Roosevelt as supreme commander in the Pacific, and grudging acceptance of that appointment by John Curtin made him the epitome of American arrogance and pomposity in the eyes of Australians of the time.
>>51546197
who is this erectile entrepreneur
>>51546235
>based assad
based edgy contrarian 15 year old /pol/ retard
>>51546230
the load
the load
the load
for every girl you see, there's a 10% chance that she's on her period
>>51546238
To a lesser degree there was also tension over the treatment and segregation of the African-American soldiers by the U.S. military. Although white Australians had traditionally treated Aborigines in largely the same way as white Americans treated blacks, this changed markedly from 1940 when indigenous servicemen (Australian units were not segregated) were given equal pay and conditions and could expect promotion on merit; the Australians welcomed African-American servicemen in a way that shocked American sensibilities. Due to white American resentment towards African-American access to dance halls and for associating with "white girls on the streets of Brisbane", troops of the U.S. 208th Coast Artillery rioted for 10 nights in March 1942, fighting against African-Americans from the 394th Quartermaster Battalion. As a result, U.S. military authorities segregated African-Americans, restricting them to the south side of the Brisbane River. However, trouble continued with a major race riot at Wacol, knife fights in South Brisbane and American military police assaulting or killing black troops simply for crossing the Brisbane River.
