You may only post in this thread if you like Australia. Foreigners welcome, of course.
What's your favorite thing about Australia, mates?
>>51532842
idk there is actually so many great things about our country idk how to explain I just have so much pride for australia about everything I honestly think we're the greatest country in the world.
>>51532842
This
>What's your favorite thing about Australia, mates?
job opportunities
Our Chinese heritage
M-E-A-T P-I-E-S
>>51532842
>Foreigners welcome
You don't sound very Australian to me
I'd probably enjoy interacting with your dangerous wildlife tbqh
>>51533011
>Fuck off were empty.
>>51533011
This, I bet hes a fucking gook
>>51532842
Their cheerful and laughing attitude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L7YFROQ1f0
I like your flag, mates
>>51533112
those cunts in the car aren't even aussies.
>laugh at my mate for not going to uni but instead going to a trade school
>fast forward 6 years he is in a loving relationship with a house as a tradie
>I am fucking working in a pub
why the fuck did my teachers scam me and tell me to go to uni
>>51532842
Australia is always fun, and is extremely fun
Anybody here familiar with the University of New England? I could be studying abroad there eventually. I'm looking on Google maps right now of the town it's in, reminds me of south Georgia/Alabama, kek
btw, favorite thing is obviously the banter
>>51533207
HOLY SHIT yeah electrician or plumber mate is the way to go.
>>51533207
What degree did you do?
>>51533385
>A plumber thinks he's living life by making a slightly above average wage while plumbing shit out of people's toilets
>while I'm chillaxing in my airconditioned office, doing shit all 70% of work time, and making 80K/year as an engineer while pulling gold digging whores left and right
THIS FUCKING GUY HAHAHAHAHAAHA
>be Tasmanian
>get bullied
>>51533551
You don't seem to understand what most plumbers do.
A lot of them just do new houses.
>>51533207
beats me, high school finished 10 years ago for me and we are having a reunion so I've been looking into everyone
majority of people who went to uni have jobs without uni experience required or are extending their studies in uni, who knows how they plan to earn money
I never went to uni and earn 90K, most people who never went to uni already own their own houses
uni is a scam unless you already have the connections to get a specific job that you are studying for
>>51532842
>Foreigners welcome, of course
Excellent at data compression.
>>51533551
You obviously don't understand trades are huge here in australia most tradies can end up making over $100k a year also my cousin went to university to become an engineer and he can't even get a job here in Australia.
>failed my P's test. Again.
>>51533207
gonna need some context/info on this pic
why are they both so handsome?
>>51533667
big, strong tradies are usually good looking and attract only the finest in bogan or inner city lifestyle writers
>all these tradies trying to make themself feel good because they can't count to 10
>>51533616
>uni is a scam unless you already have the connections to get a specific job that you are studying for
Hardly lad. In my area, there is a huge demand for IT graduates. There's thousands of more jobs in the 10 years than there will be graduates.
I'm pretty sure some areas, such as Law, are the exact opposite though. There's more graduates than positions.
>>51533660
all my friends failed 3 times before they got their p's we're beginning to think it's a secret rule they all have where no matter how well you do you fail 3 times before getting them so they can bleed you dry.
>>51533660
Passed it on my first go lad. Why are you so fucking retarded? Just follow the directions and drive normally. Fuck, I even screwed up my parallel park by sitting a metre out into the road and I still passed.
>>51533660
got manual first time in a car I've never driven lmao
>>51533735
>mfw passed first time
>censors video games
>shit internet
worst anglo country and considering Ireland exists that's saying something
I don't know what to do lads I'm shit at maths could I become an electrician I want to get into help desk and then become a system admin but no one will hire me for even help desk what certs should I get?
>>51533735
Maybe your friends are just fucking shit.
>mfw poland is eternally arseblasted at our golden southern land
>>51532842
I like their women and the natural resources they have like the Simpson Desert.
>>51533735
Fucking this, I swear to god everyone I knew had to do it twice before they passed, no one got it first go
>>51533773
you should learn how to structure a sentence, mate
>>51533768
fuck off, indonesia
>australian appreciation thread
>thread is full of jobless aussies in the middle of the day regretting going to uni and trying to get a job
can't wait to kill myself after my sister graduates high school tbqf
>>51533834
it's 4chan mate you think I care about structure
>>51533874
regardless of whether or not you care about structure you should be able to put in a modicum of punctuation so people can read it (and there in help you)
>>51533904
I guess you're right. I just typed it so fast because I'm after help and panicking. I'm 18 and I feel like I'm slowly falling behind everyone else since all my mates either have trades, jobs or go to uni and I'm jobless and doing nothing.
i like going to oz on vacation and fucking a bunch of sluts (which are 99.9% of total population) and acting like an absolute madman
then i slap the aussie flight attendants asses on the flight back
it's an alright place 2/5
I HAVE NO GF AND I MUST FEEL
>>51533981
good lad
>>51532842
Aussie boys are cute.
>>51533981
sounds like a good time 2bh familia
>>51533974
becoming an electrician hardly requires maths 2bh
>>51534003
>asylum seeker boat just sunk off the coast of NT
We did it lads
>>51534064
poor sharks are going to have delhi belly tonight
>>51534042
>tfw no jewess gf
>>51534136
>that webm
calm down spastic
>>51534136
I just want to give them my gentile cummies
How do I get a gf?
>>51532842
>>51533011
He also spelt favourite like a seppo, this cunt is obviously a yank proxy.
>>51533405
international basket weaving
WHY CAN'T I FIND A JOB?!
>>51534307
don't knock basket weaving, you can easily sell that shit at the flea or weekend markets
>>51532842
I love your accent
>>51532842
>You may only post in this thread if you like Australia.
>Don't break my rules or I'll tell my mummy!!!
What kind of fag even makes a thread like this? It's like a general thread but somehow even worse
![307628_10100438225205119_14834193_53314174_562072368_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lunIolS.jpg "307628_10100438225205119_14834193_53314174_562072368_n[1].jpg")
>haven't fapped in a week
>don't feel any desire to
>tfw
>tfw country is so troll it can't handle a single fucking thread composed of it's own people
>>51534624
kind of jealous i'd like to stop being my jizz has started smelling like cat urine i wish i was kidding maybe i'm dying or something
I love the fact that Australia is full, thereby refusing entry to immigrants.
>It's nice to dream
>>51534849
>>tfw country is so troll
christ i can just picture you. you're probably some public school educated, overweight kid with a greasy fringe. never post again.
>>51534880
i can't even think of another word for it without calling everyone a complete motherfucker 2bh
>>51532842
I like that you stopped the boats.
And your wildlife is very interesting
who /neet/ here
>tfw wasted $28k on a useless degree
>>51534136
>tfw no jewess femdom to call me a good goy
why live
>>51535173
what degree?
>tfw Australian gf
How does the fact that Poles took control of /int/ from australians makes you feel?
>>51535223
gender studies
>>51535257
that one guy with the lovingly prepared feature length posts about australian trivia?
nice guy really
>>51535257
I think it's hilarious that you probably really believe anyone gives a shit about Poles on /int/ or in real life
I'm loving my fibre internet. Shame that the best thing about this country is much slower and more expensive than in every other country.
>>51533660
Why don't you learn to drive before taking the test?
I'd rather not die on the roads thanks to the likes of you.
Thank you for joining us in Vietnam
>>51535257
the only people who believe that are the 2 poles 2bh
poles unironically have their entire identity based around cleaning british toilets
>>51535257
one autist doesnt equal a takeover, hes on par with the >why do auslards and murifats need airconditioning finn
Sup /aus/,
What does it feel like to lose the #1 spot on the shit-poster rankings?
>>51535484
i can finally provide my valuable discussion input on hot button issues relating to international culture and communities
absolutely thrilled to be a valued member of the community
>>51535484
kind of shitty, people complain about you all day
>>51535484
we'll just fall back on the other side of our online characteristic and start bantering a bit harder
How easy would it be for a yank to score some bogan or aboriginal pussy?
>>51535862
>aboriginal pussy
You don't want to touch that m8.
>>51535862
easy
>go to a pub
>order a drink while some girls are near you
>wake up the next day with a smelly dick
>>51536044
is that deltra goodman on neighbours?
>>51536086
yes
>tfw she's still a 11/10 despite being a literal WHO that failed to get anywhere with her singing career
>>51535416
what a stupid fucking war.
>>51536471
we got a good diaspora out of it though. couldn't live without my banh mi and pho.
Thoughts on this freak?
>>51532842
>What's your favorite thing about Australia, mates?
Its the country where townsville exists, home of pic related. It was my favorite show when I was a kid.
Cheers mates.
>>51536511
>only reason I ever tasted a girl in high school is because of the vietnam war
I never thought of it this way
>>51536525
I just wanna run up and boot the cunt off that cliff.
>>51536578
What did she taste like?
I love Mad Max, and they have a great cricket team
LOL
>>51536624
rice and mothballs
>>51536635
platypus xdd
>>51536635
nawwww
>>51536635
me on friday night
>>51536663
me on saturday morning
hahaha
>>51536663
Yli tier
>>51532920
>Canada not REEEEEEEEEEEEEing in the corner
Inaccurate as fuck
>>51532920
Australian Foreign policy: the webm
Can somebody here hook me up with an aussie cutie?
I only fuck 10/10s.
>>51536897
>i only fuck 10/10s
>browsing 4chan and only fucks 10/10s
>doesn't fuck anyone only 10/10s
>implying he could even get with a 10/10
kek
>>51536923
You can just tell me no 10/10 fucks with you. Don't be embarrassed. I won't be mad.
How often do you run into abbos in your daily life?
Are they like nignogs and start trouble in public places like bars, stadiums, etc
>>51536923
Anyone can fuck a 10/10 if they pay them the right money.
>>51533660
Tfw passed it first time and constantly forget to.give way, what is wrong with you lad?
Lived and travlled Oz for two years. Gorgeous countryside, gorgeous coastlines and beaches, tasty kanga bangas... I really wish I could go back. I've been trying tonfind a company that will sponsor me to come over. Northern Queensland and Northern Territitory were heaps fun, with great national parks. The charm of Australia is the outdoors and nature. I don't understand faggots that visit and just stay in Melbourne...
>>51537004
Every single time I go into the city or the next town thing over. ~30% of the NT is boongs so I see them all the time.
They've never bothered me, never caused me any trouble, but the youth sometimes go around flogging cars and shit in the city.
>>51537004
they are too lazy to do anything like that, they rely on the government for housing as well so they purposely separate them
a few years back they rioted in the one suburb in Sydney where they were all in the same area, government knocked down all their houses and moved them elsewhere, we don't have time for that shit
>>51537165
Island of the Unkeked
>>51537120
I've been there. It's better on a sunny day.
Also Melbourne's a fun city, but you're right that the real charm of Australia is the wilderness.
>>51537258
nearby
>>51537338
>>51537258
Nice shot, I've been there three times and it's always been shitty weather. I'm not a city person, but I think Melbourne is a nice city.
>>51532842
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe#Australia
who /waitingforATAR/ here?
>>51537411
Next time you head down under, I recommend (if you haven't been already) the Whitsundays, Kakadu National Park, the area south of Fremantle (lots of national parks and unique flora/fauna), and the Blue mountains.
>>51537480
actually mate I made this thread in parody of an American thread, but being australian it took off while the american one didnt so the original meaning was lost
>>51537531
>be me
>get destroyed by specialist maths
>>51537602
I did them all mate! Those places made me fall in love with Oz. If I come back I'd really love to explore more of WA. I heard there's some amazing secluded beaches there.
>>51537706
Nice. There's always more to explore, and it's a good country to hitchhike.
>>51537480
I thought this was gonna be about how cringey it is when people whore out our culture to seem more interesting to foreigners.
Like people who go overseas and all of a sudden start saying "g'day" even though they have never said it before in their life.
>>51533724
Where abouts do you live?
>>51537734
You're right dude. I was surprised how helpful people were there. I had a family pick me up near Bowen, drove me to Airlie beach and insisted I stay with them the night and fed me. There lots of good people there and I felt at home the whole time.
>>51537800
>tfw guilty of doing that
it's gotten me laid so fuck it
My wife is Australian. :D
Your thoughts on Aussie chicks?
>>51537927
Shit tier.
>>51537927
See>>51537912
Love the personally and sense of humor. The accents are definitely a bonus. My heart melts whenever she calls me "love."
>>51534136
> fighting the patriarchy.webm
>>51537878
I want to hate you but I can't because I also do dumb shit to stick my dick in women
>>51537995
>I also do dumb shit to stick my dick in women
t. every man ever
>>51537927
Aussie girls are top-notch. Some of them have crude senses of humour, but I love it.
The accents turn me on
>>51538047
same desu
Well, because you're just funny talking Americans.
>>51538071
Those girls would be cute if they didn't look mentally handicapped.
>>51538047
>>51538071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoF_fa9TMDk
>>51538123
Englishmen with permanent sun stroke*
>>51538152
KEITHA
>>51538140
they're making the face you make when you experience the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>51538039
>Some of them have crude senses of humour
ugh this is the worst.
They seem so proud, "Im a woman and I talk about the massive shits I do!"
No one cares and nor is it funny
>tfw not australian
>>51538194
Most chicks don't do this unless they're lesbians
>>51538194
The aussies I've talked to have said more or less the same.
That it's a put off how crude Aussie women can be sometimes.
>>51538152
nightmare desu
Because we both conquered a savage land.
It produces different types of people.
>>51538230
I've noticed it a fair bit, usually when they are just with other girls.
Cause girls seem to think it is the funniest most outrageuos shit in the world
Do you think Aussie chicks are more innocent or slutty?
>>51538388
Lack of wool turns me off desu
>>51537706
I'd suggest you check out Wagga Wagga, Dubbo, Redfern (at night), and if you've got time, go spend a week on Palm Island with the locals.
Australian men do you prefer ass or tits?
>>51538388
slutty as fuck. 100% chance that by the time they're 18, they will have fucked at least 15 guys.
mind you I live on the Gold Coast
>>51538506
I prefer hips myself. But hips and ass are a god tier combination.
>>51538506
Back of knees goddamn
>>51538388
Regional girls are massive sluts.
City girls are slutty in cliques.
>>51538634
Any nonslutty girls from Aus? Really the only ones here who aren't slutty are bible-beaters and Jesus-freaks.
>>51533768
ireland is not anglo
>>51538687
>an autistic >muh heritage American
how special
>>51535257
t. Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesiątdziewięćmiliardówdziewięćsetdziewięćdziesiątdziewięćmilionówdziewięćsetdziewięćdziesiątdziewięćtysięcydziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcioletniego
>>51538434
Will do, thanks heaps man. Do you surf? I thought New Castle had amazing spots..
>>51535257
I feel safer
best muscle cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyzFhUSIpaQ
>>51533553
iktfb
>>51533207
>he fell for the uni meme
Tafe is far superior
>>51538612
wew
>>51537411
Melbourne's basically Sydney but replace the Chinese people with trams and smoke
>>51541591
???
>>51533724
>huge demand for IT grads
when did you immigrate Rajesh?
>>51543466
>replace the Chinese people with trams and smoke
then put the Chinese people back in
>>51543466
>t. someone who's been to neither of those cities
>>51538506
Persomality
>>51543676
>>51533724
go to wirlpool forums, no one is hiring
