25 days until christmas-edition
NEVER FORGET THE FALKLANDS
We don't need free healthcare we need freedom healthcare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAh8Z5pH7aI
need a qt mexican gf t.b.h.
not the shit you see in arizona or south california
>>51532397
No joke that's my favorite Christmas album
The ultimate chillmass album yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM2dV0vtOd0
>Weebs can't into patrician drawings
>>51532472
>>51532478
need a qt mexican bf t.b.h.
>>51532462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sQwGEBIQ0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrdxtWgHbE
>>51532478
iktf
>>51532438
this desu
For a world without homosexuals.
FUCK AMERICA!
IMPERIALIST PIGS!
YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES!
>>51532472
read that as rope and thought it had something to do with suicide
can't stand people with shit handwriting
>>51532504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6zypc_LhnM
>>51532588
>being a catholic
>not being just a deist or a pagan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q7CN0ufKC8
Want this as my funeral song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J6-8RbK-Rg
Who is your youtube waifu?
>>51532633
>Not being an agnostic pagan
>2015
while some people hate it, working in retail can be quite fucking comfy, especially if there are some small perks that come with it
>>51532598
>mfw my handwriting is so bad that I got tested to see if I was mentally handicapped despite decent grades
naice
Oops, it seems I've failed ebinly. Off by 5 posts.
>>51532633
>not being Apatheistic
>giving a shit
>>51532678
I work in retail but not in the stores. I work in order distribution for online orders. It's busy af right now but working 60 hour weeks results in some pretty sexy overtime. Over the next month I will be able to pay for my next vacation. Also working for a big corporation is nice because of the corporate perks.
any rich anons here?
>>51532633
>>51532665
Looks like we have some heretics here. brb getting the bonfire ready.
>>51532686
some guy at my school who eventually went on canada's team to the international mathematics olympiad and then went on to get a full scholarship at one of the best math programs in the country had such unbelievably shit handwriting it was mind-boggling. not everyone's a saint i guess.
>>51532721
That looks nice actually
>>51532721
Wow looks pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdtrGhQ6dwk
>these feels
will trade pizza for cake
>>51532747
?
>>51532785
Chicago pizza?
>>51532753
>>51532754
almost finished
>>51532633
>not being an apathetic polydeist who believes in multiverses and quantum immortality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa9TTFYqKmc
>>51532751
I know I'll come off like a fedora tipping retard for saying this but my hand really can't keep up with my head. Sometimes I'll even just flat out skip words thinking I wrote them. Typing is so much better.
>>51532822
Are you teasing me?, i might bite ;^)
>>51532822
excite
>>51532397
but 5 more days until Hanukkah faggots
>only 2 classes left with the qt grill in my math class
>still too chicken to make a move
what do I do. I already had a study group with her, nothings happened after that
>>51532648
I wouldn't want anything played at my funeral.
>>51532932
I wouldn't want a funeral
>>51532888
>tfw I celebrate Hannukah and xmas
>>51532888
Shalom
How's here nowadays?
>>51532932
My step grandfather had dixie played at his
>>51532888
Speaking of joos, a kike friend invited me to some kabbalah lectures this friday
What should i expect?
>>51532968
True patriot.
>>51532946
You know they're just gonna do one regardless.
>>51532953
no im not "that guy"
parents from israel
had bar mitzvah
>>51532964
What do you want to know, f.a.m.?
>>51532964
amish, shitty sports fans, shitty sports teams, and lots of snow
>>51532964
People get shot in Philly. People are poor in Pittsburg. Everywhere else is boring.
So about the same, really.
>>51532888
dumb jew
>>51532964
Better than here.
>>51532999
>implying Pittsburgh Penguins are a bad team
>>51532993
yah, w-well I had a bar mitzvah and my grandparents talked in yiddish
>>51533026
Nice meme
>>51533031
>furpuck
I'm talking about philadelphia teams
on the topic of jews, i live in a pretty jewish neighborhood and i've got to say that sufganiyots are fucking delicious
>Americans
>>51533102
1776, NEVER FORGET, CRUMPET FUCKER
>>51532884
It's pretty much finished desu
>>51533102
>>51532978
You might be a little confused if you aren't familiar with the religion, but it can be understood on someone who may be on your level
Basically just learning more about your mind and soul, it can vary in how you may enjoy or how fun/boring it could be depending on the Rabbi.
>>51533090
Where do you live?
>>51533177
that looks so fucking good
Reminder
>>51533225
eww
I'd rather kill myself.
>>51533177
so who you gonna share it with?
>>51533186
Thanks
>>51533225
fuck you fiddy, at least I can read
I think fitness is a good thing but fitness bro culture is so off putting. Why can't people just exercise and move on?
>>51533225
>I'll give an arbitrary age number and an inflammatory statement that my followers will defend
Will this meme ever die?
>>51533277
I bet you can't even read a page of a Harry Potter book nigga
>>51533224
thank u
>>51533264
All the cool cats itt and with my friends
>>51533330
Lmao, rekt
>>51533294
People need to fill their belonging needs
>>51533330
gimme a second, Ima pull up a pdf and vocaroo this
>>51533225
Putty?
puppy?
>>51533294
You can?
Don't talk to people and don't get involved in it if you don't like it.
>>51533140
Oi leave crumpets out of this you utter prick
>>51533336
Sexy
>>51532964
stupid ass state that is massive and takes forever to drive through
>>51533294
I think I could never go to a gym with all those yoga pants, tight shorts and breasts about to pop out. I'd probably would be marked as a pervert.
Just took a narsty dump lads
Aight enough 4chins, time to go to my "le secret club xd" weekly meeting
>>51533357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fDbT4XWTgE
>>51532997
Do you think it has deteriorated like most other US states have seemed to or has it held up decently? Once upon a time I lived there, long ago.
>>51532999
Trips confirm.
>>51533102
>English "people"
pic related
>>51533225
>that disgusting vaginal unaesthetic
The world would be a better place with more gross submissive cücks?
>retweeted by gaynationworld
All I needed to see.
>>51533439
Stay safe
>>51533439
Bye lad
>>51533294
>run outside every day
>only etiquette is the occasional nod at a passing runner
It's comfy desu
>>51533456
s-spoilers ;__;
>>51533439
AA?
>>51533277
fiddy can read bruh. It's Mayweather that can't.
>>51533472
>American "people"
>>51533509
>implying there is anything even salvageable in those books
pls.
>>51533521
fuck :D
>>51533539
>>51533372
>this is considered gore in England
>>51533472
It's literally generic as shit. Philadelphia needs to get nuked, period, and Pittsburgh is alright, but it's not perfect. The rest of the state is literally innawoods or Amish warlord states.
>>51533539
>Anglos
>>51532478
I'm sure you will
They love white men.
>>51533484
>>51533484
>>51533510
Nah hehe, ciao lads
>>51533497
I'm looking forward to this
Fuck the gym it smells like shit and I would probably get a boner there.
>Study more than my friends in business and biotech, and a few engineers
>Still have to get masters
why did i choose science
>>51533636
How can I join the Mexican Freemasons?
>>51533722
>falling for the STEM meme
At least you'll be more marketable with a Master's
>>51533819
>cup color is the best banter england can come up with
literally loling at your life
>>51533819
>this triggers the Brit
>>51533828
DUDE
>>51533789
Become a mexican
>>51533872
*sigh*
I wish I could. Learning Spanish is easy
>>51533846
>Amerifats using the word "banter"
>ever
>>51533850
What even is this knife meme? Something to do with police confiscating someone's knives? I've never really paid attention this maymay tBh fAm
Lads do I make peace or do I destroy the gypsy hippy menace
>>51533963
BURN
>>51533963
Who declared war first?
>>51533934
>britbongs implying they can dish out banter when they get btfo on the regular
lol'd
So when we elect Trump we're cleaning out this general too then right?
I have to work at 8 in the morning.
No more real nigga hours for me....
;_;
>>51534006
>a picture of tea being split is "btfo"
>>51533990
they declared war on me for colonizing and assimilating a tribe of female mantis grillz
Who sex here?
>>51534041
>0.7 Pataki
Why won't America choose the most sensible Republican?
>>51534082
The fuck is that
>>51534066
Genocide desu
>>51534082
>>51534082
What kind of sex?
>>51533613
I see. Thanks.
I'm going to sleep.
(..Scheiße.. Ich hab zu viel gegönnt heute).
>>51534054
>a picture of a blue cup is "banter"
goddamn image size limit
http://i.imgur.com/PMOx1FS.gif
>>51533913
You are missing out, my friend
>>51534135
She got those Chun-Li horselegs
weesnaw
>>51534128
>women's football
>relevant
I was laughing as much as everyone else was, with maybe a little bit of underlying disappointment. At least use one of the men's national team's many fuck ups. They actually bother me
>mfw I'll never smell my crush's petite feet
who /uni/ here?
>>51534177
>not watching the waifu world cup
>getting outplayed in your national sport not only by Americans, but American WOMEN
>>51534088
DUDE WEED
>>51534122
Komm wieder
>>51534203
I only watched a handful of games lad, peashooting is more exciting to watch
The final was the only good game I've seen in women's football tbH
Be on the lookout for this dangerous individual. He goes by the name of Queens on here
>>51534237
>my LITERAL FACE when brits consider pea-shooting and darts entertaining
>>51534254
I heard he killed a man with a rusty spoon just for whisperinging the word "rabbi"
>>51534285
The whole point was its not entertaining and that it's comically shite, yet I'd still rather watch it than women's football
>Americans
>>51534285
>>51534237
What's peashooting?
>>51534331
Some meme "sport", presumably just shooting peas from a catapult or something
>>51534254
He also lives in a mental hospital
Who is really behind ISIS?
>>51534326
>womens soccer isnt entertaining
>>51534371
I wonder
>>51534371
da joos
>>51534371
We just don't know.
>>51534371
I think ISIS is just a prank gone wrong
>>51534396
>>51534371
Your government
>>51534371
Germany.
>>51534371
>>51534365
Peas like the vegetable? Is there a tiny pea catapult? People watch this nonsense?
>>51534440
meant for >>51534371
>>51534458
>>51534371
The CIA.
>>51534476
>>51534025
pretty accurate desu
>>51534476
>>51534371
"Hi, I'm al-Baghdadi, and welcome to Jackass."
>>51534518
best Canadian meme desu
>Amerikeks
>>51534465
Yes, it's by far the biggest sport in Britain
>>51532964
We still don't have a state budget! Like Illinois! But Pittsburgh and Philly are both better than Chicago, so >>51533026 is correct!
I would rather live in fucking Harrisburg over Chicago!
>>51533497
During the summer it's fine but this time of year it's just too cold most days and the snow is here.
>>51534573
The fact that soccer is more popular than based cricket or rugby is already embarrassing enough for you guys, I wouldn't push it Tbh.
>>51534630
nice meme
>>51534656
>based cricket
>>51534656
ehhhh I wouldnt say Cricket is based. Its comfy and improves on aspects of Basedball, but its pretty tedious
>>51534371
Allah
Alex
>>51534664
Chicago's a shithole, there's no meme about it.
>>51532964
Pic related
>>51534687
I'm a baseball guy so cricket seems best to me
>>51534634
wot
Winter running's the best, provided the neighbors and city aren't lazy shits and shovel the sidewalks.
There's just something relaxing about running and a lot of snowfall.
>76ers first win is against the lakers
thank you based god
>>51534371
>>51534720
>>51534732 beat me to it
>>51534497
>>51534719
I want to give her temporary blindness by busting right in her eye
what all the hubabaloo aboot ey
>>51534778
THE MAN HIMSELF
>>51534664
>Harrisburg has the nicest state capitol building in the country and nothing else
>Pittsburgh is trying its damndest to be a relevant 21st century city but it's still filled with blue-collar culture so it's wonky as fuck
>Philadelphia is close enough to other nice places that you don't have to stay
>Chicago
>no redeeming features
>East St. Louis murder capital of the country
>everything else is fucking corn
>doesn't even have Pennsylvania's amazing nature
>>51534458
>This fucking meme
Why is this even a thing?
>>51534818
MANLETS BTFO
>>51534371
http://russia-insider.com/en/politics/video-shows-isis-militants-having-friendly-chat-turkish-border-officers/ri11511?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork
>>51534778
>>51534818
HE'S BACK
NO MORE ANIMEPOSTING THANK U
>>51534876
0/10
Rate my food /cum/
Would this be a normal day in your area?
What did /cum/ eat today?
Breakfast:
>2 scrambled egg whites
>Clementine orange
>Toast with peanutbutter
>sausage
Lunch:
>Pork & beans
>cornbread
Dinner:
>Spaghetti (Never Forghetti)
>Garlic Bread
>>51534916
He never left.
would you, lads?
>>51534943
You look poor
I am sorry
>>51534943
It's good but that alone wouldn't be enough for a whole day
>>51534943
Top looks okay.
Middle looks awful.
Bottom looks great, but it's missing Parmesan cheese.
>>51534954
>freckles
No brainer
>>51534884
When asked at a press conference why his cabinet was so diverse Prime Minister Trudeau simply said "because it's 2015."
Later "comedian" and all around skeevy douchebag John Oliver made references to it
/int/ turned it into a meme
>>51534943
Looks pretty good.
>>51535003
is that yes or no
>>51534954
If it breathes it breeds
>>51533819
i buy pink cups instead :D
>>51534943
>brekkie
6 triscuits cuz i'm sick and woke up feeling like shit
>lunch
brown rice, spicy spam and broccoli stir fry. wanted something to clean out my sinuses with the heat
>dinner
cheesesteak and chips cuz i wanted something scratchy for my throat
>>51534953
I've been gone for a while. Dropped out and I've been traveling quite a lot. Riding the rails and such
>>51535038
Si senor
What's it like being the shittiest general on /int/?
>>51534974
Not really
>>51534976
Mexifats
>>>51534990
Middle is my favorite Tbh, homemade slowcooker pork & beans are top tier
Not a big cheese fan in general
>>51535016
Thanks
>>51535043
Sounds pretty good except the spam
>>51534943
oh, forgot to r8
>brekkie
looks good
>lunch
pork and beans doesn't look good
>dinner
sounds tasty but it's way too much carbs and not enough protein for me
>>51535104
you must've mistaken us for /brit/
its an easy mistake to make
>>51535106
How'd you prepare those egg whites?
>>51535107
>not enough protien
There is 2lbs of hamburger in the spaghetti sauce
Why does /cum/ hate pork & beans so much?
>>51535144
this
![diana-embulatova[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sjvyxje.jpg "diana-embulatova[1].jpg")
Lads. I just thought of this while listening to rap.
My child, in the year 2040, will be learning about Black American contributions in the early 2000s in his History of American Music class in college. And he will come home one day, and he will ask me:
>Dad, is what my professor saying is true? That bitches and money is what black people sing about in your generation?
And I will have to tell him the truth,
>Yes, my son. Unfortunately it was
He will then ask,
>What about those great black singers back before your time? Michael Jackson? Jimi Hendrix? What happened to them?
And with tears in my eyes, I'd say,
>..they weren't niggers, son. They weren't.. niggers..
This scenario could be a reality. Fuck rap.
>>51535151
Scrambled, I usually do 3 eggs, 2 whites and 1 whole, but I wasn't so hungry this morning
I also prefer bacon to sausage, and links to patties, but that's what was in the fridge so I went with it
A Charlie Brown Christmas aired in 1965.
Peppermint Patty made her debut the following year.
I fucken mad.
>>51535180
Jimi hendrix was an awful singer. His guitar skills were where he shined
>>51535152
oh, okay, fair point on the sauce. i'm a bit picky about beans, i only really like black beans. shamefur dispray on my part.
hey senpaitachi
>>51535059
What were you initially studying?
>>51535180
>le rap is bad
might wanna broaden your searches bud.
>>51535180
>Lads. I just thought of this while listening to rap.
>My child, in the year 2040, will be learning about Black American contributions in the early 2000s in his History of American Music class in college. And he will come home one day, and he will ask me:
>>Dad, is what my professor saying is true? That bitches and money is what black people sing about in your generation?
>And I will have to tell him the truth,
>>Yes, my son. Unfortunately it was
>He will then ask,
>>What about those great black singers back before your time? Michael Jackson? Jimi Hendrix? What happened to them?
>And with tears in my eyes, I'd say,
>>..they weren't niggers, son. They weren't.. niggers..
>This scenario could be a reality. Fuck rap.
>>51535210
sup stallman
>>51535209
I'm not a huge bean fan either, I mostly only like refried beans on burritos, but my gf has been making these pinto beans with a hamhock in the slowcooker lately (got a recipe from KKK enthusiast and quintessential Southern woman Paula Dean) and they're great.
We used to make seperate meatballs but now just put the burger in the marinara and make a meatsauce.
>tea and chocolate muffins
>Hi, I'm an American
>>51535288
Not him but rap is almost always shitty, it's the worst popular genre Tbh
>>51535342
LIMEYS >>>/out/
>>51535180
t. Billy Ray Cyrus
>>51535295
>>51535288
t. Jaffar Lamar
>>51535180
holy fuck what is this, middle school?
>>51535342
Cheerio, I'm a Bri'ish bloke
>>51535353
Again, just look for other stuff from mainstream artists. If future music/history teachers have to teach about black culture in the early 2000s, they're gonna use artists like Madvillain and other experimental hip-hop examples (maybe Death Grips, but it might be harder to make that case).
Hell, I don't listen to much rap or hip-hop, but to call all of it bad is poor taste.
While we're all talking about music, post what you guys are listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iErjaKTX_3w
>>51535469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3gmR_-E3nY
>>51535430
I doubt they will teach much about it anyway, they don't generally teach about art, literature, or music from the Harlem Renaissance now.
yummy yummy i've got food in my tummy
>>51535469
listening to french martial industrial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBtmvV8XNU8
>>51535469
Best of The Trashmen
>>51535469
Jets to Brazil - Orange Rhyming Dictionary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch1C1fC9jl4
Previously Codeine, William Basinski, Revenge, Low, Forest Swords, and [nospoilersyaretard]Billy Talent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EQxXQB4c9k
synth-wave mane
>>51535469
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVXXO4LYgTs
>>51535512
check dis out
>>51535469
>>51535495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHYZy8SFp54
>>51535562
meant for >>51535469
>I'm a Canadian who opposes the Royal Family
>I'm an American who watches "soccer"
>I'm a Mexican
>tfw going to be dm for first time
I don't even know how to write a good story. What do lads?
>>51535469
https://youtu.be/Ftt5KH6TnhE
Anyone else using the based new YouTube red subscription service? I can make a playlist and listen to Youtube videos in the background now while I shitpost on my phone.
>>51535579
is that rib-eye?
now i need food
>>51535579
whats this?
>>51535593
Actual Canadians are monarchists t.bh
It's just that there aren't many actual Canadians left
>>51535593
>mouyes
