>Amerifats will defend this
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/thom-miller-the-man-who-married-his-pregnant-girlfriend-with-the-consent-of-his-wife-ohio-america-a6755536.html
God wills it.
>not wanting to be an old man cucKing young guys by marrying somebody their own age
>American men marries second woman
>HURR DURR AMERUFATS MUH CANADIAN SUPREMACY LE 2015
>American men marries another man
>YOU GO YOU TWO GORGEOUS XOXO YAY FOR PROGRESS
>Muslim men marries 11th 5y.o. and hangs another gay man during the wedding
>That's the part of their culture you shitlord islamaphobe, your shithole doesn't know how good Canadian multiculturalism is!
>that first wife
I don't blame him
>>51530718
shoudn't you be unclogging a toilet or doing someone's plumbing right now Tomasz?
>former Mafia enforcer
Hmm...
>>51530718
good to see stormblr getting triggered
>>51530431
White trash gonna white trash.
>>51532549
You should help him unclog Jamal's dick inside your mom, god knows her plumbing needs the work.
Lol kekquean
>>51530431
Anyone who isn't Christian or White in the US usually doesn't agree with this type of news
>>51530431
dont see the issue with this tbqh
My dad is 65. He's seeing a hot looking 30 year just old 2 years after my mother died.
I think he's doing well.
>>51532756
Don't see why you'd want to date a guy you'll end up burying in about 5-6 years.
>>51532788
>doesnt know what a golddigger is
>>51532756
that chick's gonna take your inheritance bro
>>51534316
There's no inheritance. His apartment is already in my youngest brother's name and his old house is being sold now with funds going to my eldest sister and brother who are losers.
>>51532788
He's 65; he could easily live 15-20 more years.
>>51534515
Yes and maybe 10 of those he's going to actually be functional and not a vegetable drooling on himself in his Depends.
>>51530431
>Protestantism
19 y/o pussy is probably amazing for a 60 y/o man but
>two marriages at the same time
J. U. S. T.
>>51534459
Oh that sucks. My dad is 65 as well I cannot imagine being him with a 30 year old.
>>51530431
damn that teen girl is fine, that old man fucker is lucky
I decided a long time ago that I have no intention of living past 70. I'd just fly out to one of those Swiss euthanasia clinics and that's it.
>>51534754
Polygamy is okay. C'mon, it's [the current year], folks!
>>51530431
>Ohio
I'm sorry
>>51534576
My grandpa is nearly 80 and still does everything he did when he was 60, albeit a little slower. Last week we were cutting down trees for his stove. You have a warped sense of age.
>>51530431
>2015
>Not being Catholic
>>51534977
she looks good, you are just jeolous that old fat man can pull a gilr and you not
right he must be kissing that sweet mouth, feeling that tight wet hot pussy, touching her sofk pale skin, that hot wet tongue around his dick
stay jelly
>>51535222
omg i got trips
:D
No we won't. Most americans won't defend half the shit you say we do. This meme is stale and is killing this board.
>>51532592
>stormblr
has potential
>>51530431
>protestants
They are the single reason christianity gets such a bad rep
>>51534977
That oldman is hitting some young tight pussy while you dream of some Russian prostitute with anime eyes.
>>51535076
Yeahyeah I know about Betty White and William Shatner, but they're exceptions. Most of you at that age will struggle to even get out of bed in the morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxixIbONuCQ
If you ever need a reason not to live to 80-90, this is it.
Oh...god...
>>51535427
>says the kiddie diddling, idol-worshipping catholikek
>>51530431
Can America just disown Ohio and South Carolina already?
>>51536625
at least he can still get up on stage. that's something, right? :^)
>>51536625
BB King was much worse at the end than that. I pity anyone who actually paid money to see him in his last 10 years.
>>51536713
yeah BB King was pretty sad to watch at the end
>play like two notes the entire show
>spend the rest of it saying rambling nonsense and telling dirty old man jokes
>looked like he didn't even know where he was most of the time
Except miraculously, of all things, he still had his voice right to the end while Chuck can't sing anymore at all.
>>51530431
Why do I care? Remind me why this is reportable news nowadays?
Fucking retarded American media doesnt have enough to write about?
Better this than gay marriage anyway
>>51535427
Nah son, that's American Fundamentalist Protestants. But they are pretty vocal and odd.
>>51537222
Man, I am not an Atheist or reductionist by any stretch of the imagination, but this shit is cruel. There needs to be laws here against that. I remember growing up as a Jehovah's Witness we heard stories about how children died because they refused blood transfusions and they were HAPPY for the child. God, at least let the fucking child have treatment because he may have changed his mind.
>>51536693
and Florida
>>51537321
Fucking Jehovah's Witnesses
>mfw they tried to use qt brown grills to convert people
>>51537321
Shouldn't a good christian be happy that their kid died though? God chose your kid to come to heaven, that's the end game for Christianity.
>>51535076
>>51534963
You can maintain an acceptable level of functionality at that age if you took halfway decent care of yourself. You won't be able to match your 30 or 50 year old self, but you can at least not end up in an adult diaper.
