I work for a genetic engineering company. Our clients are the richest people on earth.
I'm gonna tell you something that will blow your mind. The first of the new breed of people who will live healthily to 500 years old have already been born.
Unlimited money allows you access to genetic advancements that will allow your kids to live forever and amass infinite power.
We're not going to share these advancements with you. The price will not come down. Your kids will be born, they will be slaves to our products, and then they will die.
>>51527383
Whatever dude
you are lying
>>51527383
Go roleplay on /tg/
what if immortals are already among us but they are so good at changing identity that nobody ever found out
what if there were a breed of immortals but they were captured and secretly killed by the zionists
>>51527570
>>51527595
>>51527599
Stop. The Finfail is clearly baiting with this shitpost of a thread.
Hide it and move along.
>>51527623
so it doesn't really matter
>>51527383
I also work for a genetic engineering company, but one that caters to much richer and better clients than OP's
Sure jan
>I'm gonna tell you something that will blow your mind.
Allow me to return the favour.
We have already pilfered your databases and stolen everything documenting the process.
k
>>51527695
rolling
>>51527383
Ebin thread, 5/5
Yeah but my kids won't be coddled pansies and will knock their kids fuckin blocks off in a 1v1 fight
>>51527595
>you are lying
http://www.pri.org/stories/2015-08-08/first-person-live-150-has-already-been-born-it-you
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3285537/Has-person-ll-live-1-000-born-s-experts-believe-new-book-professor-reveals-s-good-news-rest-us.html
http://ktwop.com/2012/12/27/the-first-200-year-old-human-has-already-been-born/
>>51527383
I work for a genetic engineering company. My products last 24 hours and will be down your mum's throat in 5 seconds
>Select few "elite"
>99% of the world "slaves"
What could possible go wrong?
>>51527859
I'm losing my shit right now.
>>51527775
aging is not a linear plot over time it doesn't work like that, this swedish lady is insane
basically there are historical records of people living over 100 years in the far past modern health care makes it easier for more people to be able to live that long
that doesn't mean that there is a proportional increase in age vs quality of healthcare
that is a logical fallacy
http://singularityhub.com/2014/11/11/can-we-really-live-to-1000-cnbc-interviews-aubrey-de-grey-to-find-out/
>Can We Really Live to 1,000? CNBC Interviews Aubrey de Grey to Find Out
>>51527936
That's not what we do.
jokes on you OP, I absolutely hate life and wouldnt want to prolong it any further
>>51527383
>Wanting to live to 500
>wanting to see the world completely change from what you knew.
Rather die 2bh.
>>51527871
This. Also how many of "the immortals" will die in common street accidents? They gonna seal themselves in panic rooms or what?
>>51527936
>Arguing with F.A.P. countries on /int/
>Trying to debate with a group that is nothing more than a bunch of bored shitposters
Come on.
>>51528045
you can theoretically put people into a coma and make them live 500 years by freezing them and stopping cell death
>>51528148
there is hope since he is a geneticist
there are ways to prolong life, just maybe not worth the trouble
>>51528090
Not wanting to be saved on harddrive.
>>51527695
roll
>>51528148
what's P?
>>51528102
>Also how many of "the immortals" will die in common street accidents?
The longer the life, the more instances with an accident as a possible outcome.
Possibility will always approach 1 at one point or another.
>>51528295
>not wanting to save all of humanity on a hard drive so you can fuck with it and act like god
>>51528400
>what's P?
Poccия, my dear lithuanian friend.
>>51528400
Palau
>>51528453
Flowey, pls go and stay go.
>>51528475
Russians don't shitpost desu.
>>51528521
>underredit
fuck off
It's actually a simple process
You inject new cells with new, younger DNA into the clients as it replaces old cells and reproduces new healthier(less damaged DNA) cells in the body
Do this on regular basis for a while than your whole body is replaced with young new cells and you look twenty again
Technically you can live forever with this technology but we offer only to the VIPs in our firm
>>51528078
this tbqh
>>51528453
If that happends i will roll like my man Takeshi Kovacs and inflict real death as much as possible tbhfäm
actually can't save on a hd, you will just write yourselves out of it
it will "leak" out and flood the network or whatever it is attached to
kind of like not being able to physically located yourself in your brain, what part of your brain make you
>>51528611
dna itself does not get damaged and if it does your body does not make more of that copy
in your body you carry a "pure" copy of your dna that you get all your replacement cells from, it is in your bone marrow, they are specialized into different cells in your body
as people get older this process slows down
in order to truly break away from this cycle you have to get a new set of bone marrow, probably easier to get a new body
>>51527383
By the time they reach 100 years they'll be so fucking bored with life they'll fucking kill themselves anyways.
>>51528078
This honestly
>>51527695
Gotta get 7 eventually
>>51527383
even if it where true, its too late for you as well :)
>>51528775
>dna itself does not get damaged
Look up telomeres. His explanation is dumb as shit but it's partially based in reality
>>51528925
>even if it where true, its too late for you as well :)
Not for my kids
>>51529010
the hterh replenishes it and replaces the lost ends
it is not the cause of aging
dna damage can happen in radiation sickness
your cells stop replacing because it can't do the transcription and you die because your body doesn't make new cells
hair and skin fall internal hemorrhaging off etc
>>51527383
>The first of the new breed of people who will live healthily to 500 years old have already been born.
no shit sherlock as long as they don't get cancer. I work for Genetech, once we get commercially available organ cloning machines in a decade or so people will be living a lot longer
>The price will not come down
yeah it will. Companies are owned by investors that want dividends. Why charge one customer $10,000,000 when you can charge 100 $1,000,000? That's the beauty of America. Immortality is not some sort of secret, it will be made widely available because there's good money in it. The only question is if medicare and medicaid will be able to sustain itself.
>>51529173
htert*
Well then what, people stop breeding ?
>>51529173
>hterh
literally what?
>>51529257
telomerase does the oposite of that
>>51527383
finns truly do have autism
>>51529339
no, just europeans
Take this shit to the tin hat board.
>>51527695
Roll
>>51527383
i work for a genetic company but my genetic company's CEO can beat up your genetic company's CEO in a fight
>>51529251
I must have missed some incredible discovery then because last I heard telomerase is not present in most cells
>>51529585
it is in stem cells
the cell which other specialized cells come from
>>51527695
why not
>>51529654
That's a large part of the theory why it's related to aging
>>51529711
>A comparative biology study of mammalian telomeres indicated that telomere length of some mammalian species correlates inversely, rather than directly, with lifespan, and concluded that the contribution of telomere length to lifespan is unresolved
it is a bit more complex than if it is there or it isn't there
>>51527383
Even if that's true, I don't want to live for 500 years. I mean sure. I'd like to see what the year 2496 is like, but I don't want to live for 500 years to get there.
I'm only 19 and I'm ready to die. Not that I'm going to kill myself, but that I am tired/bored of life.
>>51529787
I know, but it being related to aging in some way is still commonly accepted.
It's too late to really get into the whole thing
>>51527695
Might as well
>>51529883
I feel the same way but I know that I'm wrong
>>51527775
The fallancy of assuming science is easy.
Oh go fuck yourself Finland.
>>51528611
Some cells in the body aren't replaced very often. Brain cells for instance.
Even with this kind of process brain disease is still super likely, you'll still become senile in 80 years then spend the next 400 an old person in a young persons body.
>>51527695
Rollin
>>51529929
it has to do with maintaining a mutation free chromosome balance
htert are always in cancer cells, that makes them multiply like that but in normal cells the htert only seek out the most health strands, it "balances" what it does in the process of specialization
too little of it leads to cancer and too much of it to cancer too
maybe cancer is the key since it is the immortal cell line
there is also an out of body immortal cell line, the lacks cell line
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeLa
likely she is the key
>>51527695
roll
when I'm 70 years old, if I have the money, I'd like to freeze myself, then be woken up in a new world. Maybe I could meet my descendants of I ever have kids.
Who the fuck wants to live forever? If there is by the slightest possibility an afterlife I hope that there is no time or that we reincarnate. That would fucking suck to stay the same person for a long time.
>>51530272
I do
>>51530272
I do as well. I want to outlive my parents so they give up on me and I can take their house.
>>51530137
I thought htert was not present in differentiated cells, or are you talking about cancer cells now? That's pretty common knowledge.
Are you a native English speaker and am I really too tired to get what you're saying?
>>51527695
loli roll
>>51527695
Roll
>>51527695
rawl
>>51527383
>Implying rich people would trust a Finnish genetic engineering company
I would believe a Norwegian genetic engineering company, or a Japanese one but would trust a Finn with their genes
>>51530473
htert has to do with the normality of cell division and specialization, that doesn't mean they are in the specialized cells
but if there is too much of it it can lead to cancer
imagine if you have a gardener that prunes a garden but it is a garden of weeds
but if there is no gardener the weed dies after 60 generations
1 gardener keeps the garden healthy but if you have too many gardeners the weeds erupt and flood everywhere
the gardener doesn't actually keep the weed immortal he just makes sure they don't grow into something else
something like that
>>51530554
Finnish genetic research is top notch though get rekt billie bob
>>51530726
So you're sayining increased telomerase activity is present in most cancer cells ( it doesn't cause it by itsself).
And that that's related to cell line immortality?
Cause that is common knowledhe
>>51531140
i am saying it has to do with aging only up to a certain limit because it keeps the differentiated cells healthy
it doesn't repair the rna it transcribes from but it prevents the shortening that happens when a new dna is made
>>51527383
hello
yes, this is doge
>>51527695
rollan
kinetic impactors dont give a shit about your genes
But oh well, at least this will help with the declining white population problem.
>this entire thread
>and the fucking autism infographs and singularityhub sources
OP is a faggot as usual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCB9yE9Hcc
This thread.
>>51527695
5 get
>>51527383
>>51527383
Hey OP I have close to 100,000$ saved
I don't want my kid to have super power or anything but would that be enough to work on my soon to be child so that he does not have my diseases?
Can you also guarantee that it would be a male?
In the off chance this isn't a troll what else can you do?
>>51527695
7 or 1 pls.
God pls.
>>51530116
>>51530116
If you can make a near anti-aging medicine I'm pretty sure you would also be close to making some brain cell restoration paste.
Who in the fuck would want to live that long?
also rolling >>51527695
>>51527695
3 or 4 pls
>>51527383
most people here want the power to get a gf
>>51527695
Seriously though, how the fuck do you get so many daughters.
>>51527383
OP what can I get for around $300?
Can you give me a tail or something? I'll take anything really
there's science behind immortality
http://www.zmescience.com/research/studies/immortal-worm-never-ages-forever-young-043294/
so long as this is coded in the DNA, we can artificially humanize it. Humans are more complicated and have more chromosomes than worms so it wouldn't be as easy as 1 gene transplant. Theoretically, at least, it's possible for a living organism to regenerate indefinitely.
>>51527383
As someone who actually works in clinical research in the field of gerontology, OP is full of bullshit. The elites certainly do have access to higher quality healthcare but nothing of the likes that OP speaks of has been invented yet.
>>51533691
that or you become cancer incarnate
would you be willing to take the chance?
>>51533951
>>51533951
We are after all mutated copies of the original bacteria from billions of years ago.
>>51527695
come on lucky 7
>>51527695
Give me the 7 o' mighty counter
