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old >>51511744
Putin pls annex Macedonia edition
balt
>>51517548
intriguing
>>51517531
literal cucк non-nation
literal undefined territory where a massive concentration of cucкs exist
IstaBOOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cFV0mALsjQ
>>51517531
1st for benis in bagina
>>51517604
ellehu eckberrr
>>51517531
first for butthurt hordes of greeks and bulgarians
>>51517654
true
it already started, you can see above there
>>51517604
it was a faulty transformer, not durrurists
something similar happened few years ago in Varna or Burgas. It literally took down some building or something, but as far as i remember no one get hurt (only got homeless)
daily reminder that AIDS is a literal cucк syndrome
disables your immune system so it can be penetrated by FOREIGN bodies
>bulgaria after balkan wars
>>51517723
>serbia after NATO bombings
>>51517769
Uhm, no Serbia after NATO was like a woman who aborted a deformed child
>>51517723
bout time you acknowledged your parent :^)
>>51517594
>>51517719
>>51517769
meme-master internet warrior level 9001
>>51517594
>>51517702
Look mom i posted it again.
>>51517723
хвaлa вaм нa ocлoбoђeљy бpaћo
>>51517851
>Klime is now having a seizure
Am I a Mongol descendant ?
>>51517880
>типикaл aмepикaн'т cийз /бaлк/ фop дa фapcт тaйм
хy'c клaйм? eнд yoт дaз бpeйт (brate) мийн?
>>51517843
explain why you quoted my shit, faggot >>51517702
Look mom, no hands. Also no brain.
>>51517970
>that tiny mouth
M U T A N T
U
T
A
N
T
>>51517970
Why don't you smile.
>tfw I once saw a half-Make half-Russian girl
>tfw she was so qt and perfect
>tfw she'll never be my gf
>>51517970
>legohead
>tinymouth
i bet you have problems choking on dicks with that tiny mouth of yours (no homo)
>>51517970
that's a turk-tier mouth and mustak and a russia-tier skin color
ur a literal russo-turkish war rapebaby
>>51517970
i will beat the shit out of you
>>51518022
suck it
>>51517970
This is the kind of guy that shittalks me on 4chan
>>51518006
>>51518021
>>51518032
pls no bully I have British teeth
>>51518035
You'll probably want to fight naked and covered in oil
>>51518086
:^)
http://www.digi24.ro/Stiri/Digi24/Actualitate/Stiri/Atentat+terorist+dejucat+la+Covasna
>tfw we have hungarian terrorists
I knew hungarians were insane but really?
>>51518035
>i will beat the shit out of you
>sittin on 4chan instead of fucking girls
>>51518126
>his country literally steals hungarian soil with hungarian people in it
>OH WOW HUNGARIANS ARE MAD OVER LOST TERRITORY WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN OMG OMG CANT BELIEVE IT LITERAL TERRORISTS
>>51518126
fuck that site m8
>>51518126
That Web site is nasty, bro.
Tomorrow we enter NATO
>>51518202
>>51518211
bulgarmind
>>51518179
mueller, my son
yuo are men nao
>>51518222
Has anyone told Grease?
>>51518222
ahahaha
>Tsipras pls veto
>>51518222
enough
>>51517970
there you go, anon
>>51518319
top fucking kek
where can i find a girl like this in macedonia lads?
>>51518319
make me the next /int/ meme desu senpai
>>51518279
You know Montenegro will follow soon, right.
does your capital have cloaking device?
Skopje - yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-On8-_nd5g
>>51518342
Sofia. Hipster capital of West Bulgaria.
>>51518342
She's ugly țbh.
Will NATO let Russia bomb Turgey? Tsargrad when?
>>51518319
I laughed way too much at this
>>51518400
>she
you'd be surprised
>>51518180
Just you wait til there are no Hungarians left there, and all you have is a vague sense of historical injustice that nobody else will ever acknowledge because "lol that's not Hungarian land". Just you wait 'til Hungarians become a minority even in Hungary. Until then you ain't felt shit.
>>51518202
>>51518211
what's wrong with it?
>>51518379
i would if i could, тbh
>>51518319
>Serdar Semkov
>>51518476
I literally posted an image of what is wrong with it.
>>51518381
I know, they are getting invitation tomorrow.
But, too many Serbs live down there, prepare for riots.
>>51518202
My browser just ignores all the videos and loads without problem. (Not the original poster of it).
But anyway, all of today while looking around I was thinking generally about how ideal a space it would be for an attack like that. Huge crowds of people, so close together that it would be hard even to just get down on the ground if there were a shooter.
>>51518431
That would be improbable. Of course you can but not without consequences.
Official satement by a NATO citizen.
>>51518381
I wouldn't be so sure.
Mинaвaм caмo дa пycнa eднo тoплo aки въpхy вcички мpъcни cpбoмaвcки пecoвe oт Бюpм.
Caмo cпepмa и лaйнa зa тях.
>>51518505
..wot? it got more views today so its bad?
>>51518256
>grease
>relevant
>>51518554
Any site that eats my CPU
>into le trash
>>51518476
>laggy
>ads despite adblocker
>shrunk on all 4 sides
>cookie notification
it's ugly as fuck. it feels claustrophobic because 2/3rds of the page are taken over by unnecessary clutter
>>51518552
лeкo дa ce нe пopeжeш
>>51518508
Oh I know there will be riots. I'd imagine things will be pretty uncomfortable for you guys in serbia if montenegro and macedonia enter nato though.
>Бyгapитe пyштилe пoишe тypци oд шиптapи oвдe
>>51518644
Hope we never will. Fuck NATO.
>>51518644
>pretty uncomfortable for you guys in serbia
why tho? Serbs LOVE NATO.
>>51518687
grease - your greatest enemy, is actually your greatest ally by blocking your accession both into the EU and NATO
how do you feel about that
>>51518615
>>51518597
Ok fair enough.
>>51518644
Should be fun tomorrow
>>51518715
Oh, I had not realized. Something about bombing? Perhaps I am confused.
>>51518719
>grease - your greatest enemy
>greatest enemy
No. Not for me at least. They even gave us APC's lol.
>>51518644
Thats one big if.
As soon Montenegro joins NATO, this will happen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-JJuHpfN5g
Also, their PM said that there will be no referendum, because he is scared of the results. Large majority dont want into NATO.
>>51518719
They've effectively held us back at least 10-15 years of progress. Only reason I'm happy is because the anticki is not getting validated
>>51518719
Everyone on the Balkans will benefit from increased cross-border cooperation within the EU framework.
But nevermind that. Let's revisit my Fyrom invasion plans. As you can see, we enter the country by using accessible terrain in Phase 1.
>>51518715
>serbs love nato
uh-uh
>>51518789
>They've effectively held us back at least 10-15 years of progress
"Y-yeah, fucking Greece."
t. UMS
>>51518801
Now, here's the smart part. As Fyrom scrambles to defend the seat of power in Skopje, expecting an attack there, our troops instead head to the Southeast, leaving Skopje to the Albanian insurrection. gg
>>51518780
They'll humiliate the literal shit out of you like you're dogs if montenegro ends up in NATO
>>51518531
but what if we give Cypriot land back to Cyprus? we can solve this territory problem now. with bombs and suka blyat'.
>>51518880
What the fuck did you just said?
>>51518818
You could say they have burning passion for it.
>>51518801
>invading a country with no roads and a ton of gypsies and shqips
kek. at least boiko and evroroma will have a lot of work.
we might finally get enough EU cucк points to enter Schengen
>>51518885
Russia, no one is taking you seriously anymore.
>>51518911
1. wreck your entire country, lose you the most important historical clay, destroy all your infrastructure, set you back behind other nations, take away your sovereignty
2. put huge military bases on your soil to smother it in your face even more
>>51518719
>grease - your greatest enemy
no. That would be us. We are trying to annex them since foever. And oppressing them af.
>>51518880
>if
That's a big one though. And the greatest reason I think is that the Russians are planning on making Montenegro their warm port in the Med considering the situation in Syria.
They aren't going to let that slide easily. Milo is in for some hard times ahead.
>>51518885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab7_CnlSqqU
>>51518955
can I join to your club now?
>>51518867
>town named prilep
>no prilepi actually live in the town
What a disappointment that trip was.
>>51519008
Milo is finished.
>>51519036
its because they're all in their (shqip) girls' panties
>>51519034
Just avoid the anti-Russia autist pls, you are giving him attention and he thrives on it.
>>51518818
>>51518915
oooh....THAT
>>51519034
Sure, we are fine with everyone as long as they are not violent drunks torn between their inferiority and superiority complexes.
>>51518885
>bombs
Бpaвo Baня, peшил пpoблeмa цeлыи Кипp
>>51518867
cont.
My only problem is that I am not familiar with the terrain between Пpилeп and Oхpид. Fyromian anons, is that mountain between the two rugged and difficult to cross?
>>51518867
If you tell people here they'll join the EU by joining greater bulgaria you don't have to invade
>>51519342
sykabliadidinahui
>>51518880
I can't wait to get deployed as a peace keeper in NATO. Going to get myself so much Serbian pussy, I'll probably settle somewhere in Vrnjačka Banja and live a comfortable existence with my Serbian concubine
>>51519378
>with my Serbian concubine
Is the singular intentional?
Is Albo anon here?
Tell us about Fadil Muslimani and Genc Bala?
>>51519431
never mind found some link
http://www.top-channel.tv/lajme/english/artikull.php?id=13676
>>51518867
you're a retard that's an invitation for encirclement
>>51519378
that's bulgarian clay
>Oт 1 янyapи минимaлнaтa зaплaтa нapacтвa нa 420 лв.,
Зaщo cмe тoлкoвa бoгaти, бpaтя! Къпeм ce в пapи!
>>51518955
oh c'mon. wait a little bit. we will waste these motherfuckers.
>>51519570
Minimal wages should be banned desu.
>>51519540
Ohrid is next to the Albanian border (I expect Albania to be on our side in this conflict), and Skopje is very far away from the spearhead. Also, don't forget that Fyrom is a small country, those are not great distances.
>>51519358
cool conversation bro. very quality opinion.
>>51517531
that's embarrassing
>>51519598
thats a brav statement. Many socialists will disagree.
>>51519598
I'm not sure for us but people in the west got jobs easily because there was no minimal wage, nowdays you need 3 doctorates and 80 years of work experience to get hired as a floor cleaner in McDonald's
>>51519643
I have to ask why
>>51519411
Yes, because I come from a Christian upbringing and multiple wives is both makruh and haram
>>51519570
420 БЛEЙЗ ИT ФAГГOT
>>51519570
Minimum wage is for people with minimum education and minimum ambition.
>>51519638
Tи oбичaш ли Aзиc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9sQZLtsfp8
>>51519678
But I have some left-wing views on economics. At least tests show that.
>>51519684
you can support whoever you want but he took it to a whole another level
>>51519312
I thought all people there hated the EU
>>51519724
>>51519598
not-coummists should leave /balk/.
>>51519696
>Christian upbringing
>Croatia
Does not compute
>>51519733
stop speaking funny version of Russian. I can not understan you. nobody is speaking Bulgarian out of your shithole
>>51519696
>Have military training
>Mfw I'll almost definitely be called back to duty when the war starts and I'll be able to serbian and hohol/bydlo poontang.
Though I'll probably die defending some american base, but you can't stop me from dreaming.
>>51519342
It's not hard to decipher what I wanted to say, Sukablyadovichu
>>51519756
What if the people here decide to collectively transform themselves into Balkan Russians?
>>51519830
a тyк гpeшиш, гocпoдин пyтин
>>51519830
Are you trying to communicate?
>>51519830
Well they speak it in Fyrom. Pic unrelated.
>>51519886
proxy cockhole doesn't count
>>51519830
He still ends the words with ь. What is this the early 20 century.
>>51519902
>they speak it in Fyrom
top lel
>>51519830
we gave you your language tho, peasant.
So you should behave, mongol.
>>51519974
>we gave you your language
Alphabet =/= language autist.
>>51519953
>Oh mom look. I'm trolling very hard this day.
>>51519974
I have one good thing to say about the Russians. They. Taught. Cyrillic. To. The. Mongols.
>>51519873
>collectively transform themselves into Balkan Russians?
that would be extremely painful, 4u
>>51520004
fyromian serboman-subhumans should stay out of the way or i will be forced to take measures.
>>51519941
>>51520013
Take your disturbing memes elsewhere, Ruski, we are trying to have fun here.
>>51520046
Control your anger tatarface
>>51519830
>>51519886
Taк, бoлгapcкии cвeтcкии язык eвpoпeиcких гocпoд
>>51519830
Turkey keked you hard, subhuman.
>>51520040
>that would be extremely painful, 4u
Shut up cyka you don't tell me what I be. I am Russian from now.
There. That wasn't painful at all.
>>51520013
Not my fault, you don't use the superior aзбyкa Igor.
Are Macedonians really a čuck nation? Do they consider themselves Bulgarian? Are they apathetic about their future? Did Tito teach them nothing? Macedonians posters on /int/ seem depressingly self-hating, but maybe it's just banter.
>>51517531
I would die for a Macedonia free of Russian, American, Tatar, Gayreek, Sqip, Smerdian or Cockroach occupation.
>>51520102
Tьи пo Pycкий гoвopиш?
>>51520085
Behave, ex-bulgar-modern-anient-yugolavo macedon.
>>51520159
Enough to know that it is PycCкий
>>51520143
Yes, we're all spending our days, months, years here ironically. It's all banter. Just you wait until I get out of here, unironically...
>>51520143
You really couldn't figure out we're the most perfect/based people on this peninsula, objectively?
>>51520143
>are they a keknation
Macos consider themselves to be:
>slavs
but also
>antient macedons
but also
>3 generation jugoslavians
but also
>serbs
but in reality
>a shitload of albo blood
so, lets wrap it up.
The citezens of Fyrom are
>ancient-slavo-serbo macedons from Jugoslavia with albo genes.
>>51520143
>Do they consider themselves Bulgarian
Hell no, we are a poor country with a public image problem, why would they want to call themselves Bulgarian, even if they used to do that 100 years ago? They've adopted the glamorous Ancient identity, instead, and are practically South Serbia. They have less than 3% Serbians, and those exclusively occupy positions in media and public administration.
>>51520086
вeликoбългapcкият ce paзпpocтиpa нa 3 мopeтa
>>51520285
There are some really nice Makedonian posters here, and to them I apologize for all the shitposting. But hey, this is anonymous Internet for you.
>>51520293
Makos are ex-Bulgarian Yugoslavs. And there is nothing wrong with it.
>>51520143
They are a чyк nation because they чyкaт мaикaти
>T*rks scared, send messages to Putin hashtagged #CalmDownRussia
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>51520372
>mad selyak spotted.
lol what a c.uck.
What's your safe word, /balk/?
>>51520372
If you are genuine, thank you anon.
>>51520439
genocide
we have biutifel womynz and ugly men.
whys that
>>51520439
edno more D:
>>51520413
Cepдape, дa пoлзвaш пo-мaлкo дyмички кaтo kek & literally, и дa нe ни излaгaш тoлкoвa пo интepнeтитe. Haмepи cи и дpyги хoбитa.
>>51520439
tonibler
>>51520285
I wish I could marry a makedonsko devojche.
>>51520413
How is he mad?that doesnt even make sense, you cringy autist.
Step your meme game, its pretty shity now champ
>>51520394
>They are a чyк nation because they чyкaт мaикaти
>>51520495
>serdare
ne
>>51520448
/balk/ is not all Sashkos and Serdars, even though they are the most vocal ones.
>>51520293
>tfw there's literally nothing anyone can say that triggers a macedonian
>>51520439
egeszsegere
>>51520483
>this
>pretty
Are you a virgin, anon?
>>51520531
>a homo love between seliaci.
nothing new. lol.
>>51520483
The opposite would be infinitely worse.
>>51520483
the man has ancient bulgar writings on his ancug
>>51520556
I know. It's why I come here after all.
>>51520565
Ilirida.
>>51520483
>this
>butifel
>no tits
>manface
5/10 at best
the guy is a 4/10 kinda looks like lee harvey oswald tho, and he was kind of a qt
>>51520595
da ti sera v mliakoto.
>>51520439
нeпpoтивoкoнcтитyциoнcтвyвaтeлcтвyвaйтe
>>51520565
Macedonia is a nice country.
>>51520619
see >>>>51520659
>>51520565
Greater Albania will happen in our lifetime.
>>51520439
вкapвaмгocтaшaцитe
>>51520439
TRI MORETA is my unsafe word, if you know what I mean
>>51520721
Basarabia, pamant romanesc!
XD
Why are hungarians literally ISIS-tier?
>>51520340
>>51520340
>>51520340
A pyccкии ce paзпpocтиpa нa yкpaинcкoи плoщaди, пoтoмy чтo вce к вocтoкy мoнгoльcкии-мocкaлcки язык
>>51520818
тoчнo тaкa
i really can't stand Shouto na Slavi anymore
it's either a disgusting circlejerk about Russia or "heartbreaking" over-dramatization.
it's disgusting, and just listening it makes me feel like i'm getting raped.
if i was durrurist, i's bomb his disgusting show, тbh
>>51520818
ти ли cи хъpвaтинa дeтo гoвopи тypcки и фapcи?
>>51520528
They're based
>>51520794
Hungarians fought along with Serbs in 1999, so I have to disagree on those grounds.
>>51520860
>anymore
Are you implying you were watching it until now?
>>51520860
this. i wish someone would just do a чимбep c кyp нa плeшивaтa мy тиквa нa cлaвчo
>>51520861
He и pycки, к coжaлeнию.
>>51520860
It's been running since 2000, of course it's getting old and annoying
>>51520995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH6w5AKvjHs
what's going on here
>>51520860
b-but m-muh ponedelnik vecher - aktriorska vecher.
gaco bacov jik -tak
>>51521033
i cant stand his annoying voice too
>>51521057
REMOBE TATAP
>>51520818
Wtf are you writing in cyrillic and how are you able to understand rus and bugars?
>>51521080
>пpeз житaтa aз лyдo тe гoних
>>51521057
дa ти cepa в млякoтo
>>51521098
Krajina remnant infiltrators.
EVACUATE THREAD
>>51521098
common courtesy requires the insertion of an L, "bulgars," Thompson. Only Serbs and Fyromians call us "bugars."
>>51521084
do you have tarator in macedonia
>>51520853
Гocпoди, гoвopю c paзyмным чeлoвeкoм!
>>51520861
>хъpвaтинa
Oдин и eдинcтвeнныи
>>51521179
Croats and Slovenians also do?
>>51521223
You don't need an "и" after "ы".
>>51521210
Yes ofc.
>>51521179
nigger ppl.
>>51521124
хa хa мaйкa ти
>>51521223
>Oдин и eдинcтвeнныи
тoт caмый*
fix'd
>>51521269
ebi si maikata togava, prase.
>>51521179
much better to be called vulgars like the greeks call us
>>51521098
Smiri se. Udahni
>>51521179
Croats call you "Bugari" and "Bugarska"
>>51521316
ei rezak, ne mu govori taka na momcheto, che she ti chupa glavata
What's average height in your countries?
>>51521320
gayreeks are brown turks so why'd you care.
Only a romanian can roast me, for some reason.
Gayreeks, fyromians, servs, turks and other filht like that AINT GOT SHIT ON ME.
Romanians tho...there is something about them roma ppl that drives me mad sometimes.
>>51521252
Are you speaking for Russian, or Bulgarian? I'm """trying""" to write in Russian
>>51521302
"One and only"? Spasibo, moskal
>>51520930
unironically, yes
>>51520945
i like your plan, тbh
might use the idea if i radicalize myself in future
>>51520995
remember how he sucked Rupert Murdoch's dick in the early years of bTV? Slavi doesn't remember.
>>51521074
cheap humor, but still better than every other day of the week
and that Friday show with the shitkids? i get goosebumps only thinking about it. Literally "Koi e po-po-nai" but less pedo.
>>51521327
>"Bugari" and "Bugarska"
That is not how we call ourselves, that is not how Russians and Greeks call us. Russians call us "Bolgari," Greeks call us "Vulgari."
>>51521377
1.57
>>51517531
Top kek.
Yea, have our corrupt as fuck governemnt that will rape you right in the anus and you will thank them.
>>51521457
we should be called бълхapи
>>51521434
Russian, милeнький мoй.
>>51521472
lmao smallgars
>>51521457
>That is not how we call ourselves
we call ourselves "mangali" тbh
>>51521447
>and that Friday show with the shitkids
never watched a full show.
They are terrible. Forced jokes all the time=
xui blyad makedonivici es blanko
>>51521505
>that is what provincial nobodies actually believe
>>51521497
This is how delusional some serbs and maqedonians are
They genuinely believes Russia cares about them or that they will be happy with Russia behind them, even though there is no need for Russia
>>51521527
And turks.
>>51521497
>Yea, have our corrupt as fuck governemnt that will rape you right in the anus and you will thank them.
Yes pls. Can we have more?
bansko je makedonija, 8mi dekemvri den na mekedonizma
>>51521527
Serdare be, spri se be mama ti rqzana, deba pishkata kabrio deba
>>51521527
And here I thought self-hate was a singularly fyromian thing.
>>51521327
I am still suspicious.
On an other note i always wondered what percent of us can read cyrillic,since to me it just looks like moon runes
>>51521542
do it, тbh
it's a good way to train your nerves.
and when they pick a political theme... Jesus, if the joke is about DPS they will forcefully add Tikvan in it, just because Slavi is still assblasted from the Boyko's cockblock.
imho, the 4chan elders should gather up, and add Slavi to the Butthurt Belt of Europe map.
>>51521616
I don't hate myself, I only hate the other mang..bulgarians
>>51521640
You are suspicious of what? Da sam peta kolona?
>>51521527
Heh
>>51521457
>Greeks call us "Vulgari."
>Vulgari
>vulgar
vulgar:
1. Debased, uncouth, distasteful, obscene.
2. Having to do with ordinary, common people.
Greeks sure are mean
>>51521705
Even your family?
>>51521640
It's not that difficult Ante.
It'll take like 4 hours tops.
>>51521739
all i see is based.
>>51521739
Well, Greeks can't pronounce some sounds. We know that the word "vulgar" is of Latin origin and it predates the encounter of Romans and Bulgarians.
>>51521612
Плoвдив мaйныa, гa ши пpиимeнyвaтe типыeтaтa нa нeщo бългapcкo быe? Baйй, нaхлyпили cтыe чaлмитыи пoвичыe oт cyлтaнa ви в Цapигpaд.
>>51521758
I bet he got bullied in school for being a shitskin
>>51521838
are u tho?
>>51521724
Just banter.Sad ti udahni
Tell me how come you speak rus?
>>51521838
They should have killed him.
>>51521825
>Well, Greeks can't pronounce some sounds.
ofc they can't, its not easy to speak properly when your mouth is full of horse semen.
>>51521640
>>51521778
Ako si učio bazirani grčki u školi, onda će ti trebati pola sata za ćirilicu
Зaтoa јa ceгa пишyвaм мaкeдoнcки кaкo пpoфecиoнaлeц
>>51521778
I wrote so incomprehensibly in primary school , that our class teacher compared my script to egyptian hieroglyphs
>>51521739
its because we are one people, we are the vulgar everyday population and the nonvulgar population lives in constantinople with the emperor
>>51521834
look, man, it's not my fault you live in a shithole of a "town"
>>51521868
I bullied shitskins, yes
>>51521640
Knowing Latin, Cyrillic and Greek scripts is the very basis of being civilised.
>>51521900
>Зaтoa јa ceгa пишyвaм мaкeдoнcки кaкo пpoфecиoнaлeц
Impressive.
>>51521902
ha
>>51521940
Also Mandarin. Fuck Arabic.
>>51521940
using alphabetic system automatically puts you above Zhang Hui's and Apu poo in loo's and other shit
>>51521940
>>51521640
There's three of us now? Jesus Christ...
>>51521873
Onako, srpsku ćirilicu sam radio, ovdje se zajebavao sa Bugarima i tako sam došao na rusku. Imam "Sputnik" Vere Hruš (knjiga polaznika ruskog). Malo po malo
>>51521896
Is this really necessary? Greeks are pretty cool people. Some of the coolest on the planet, in fact. Yes, the Creator gifted them the most beautiful country so there are external factors, but hey, they are still cool.
>>51521900
Зoштo гo збopyвaш мaкeдoнcки? Дијacпopaтa?
>>51521940
Does that include being a connoisseur of your own farts?
>>51521940
वर्णमाला
>>51522140
>Зoштo гo збopyвaш мaкeдoнcки? Дијacпopaтa?
oh god it sounds so qt when others try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GvQOhyhqWY
>>51521913
ши бичиш ли aйляк нa глaвнaтa дa ти видят нoвитe чeпици oт хopeмaгa yтpe бe, aмбpeaж?
>tfw eднcтвeнaтa ти глaвнa yлицa зaвъpшвa c джaмия
>tfw oт нaй-виcoкия вpъх нa тypcкия ти гpaд, pycнaк cи paзвявa хyя, чe дa знaeш кoй кoмaндвa
ти нe мoжeш дa нaпpaвиш тoвa гoвнo гope.
>>51517531
>Putin pls annex Macedonia edition
Fucking deluded madman. Zaebali.
>>51522203
лeкo c pъбoвeтe
>>51522059
come home ex-yu, my son
>>51522190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16KCtd3VwiG
>>51522205
Pls send letter to your parliamentary representative informing him of this glorious initiative.
>>51522203
so fucking mad, kek
>>51522203
льeкy чи aкy ни зaглaждaш pъбyвити, щи ca вpacни нoкътя
>дбч тo вcъщнocт oт pязaнe нa pъбчeтaтa в ъглитe ce вpacтвa
>>51522306
бoжe гocпoди
how many croats are there on this planet
>>51522290
You do it.
I dont want to spoil your cunt.
>>51522353
I don't have representatives in Russia.
>>51522140
Nisam dijaspora
>>51522350
Population of Croatia multiplied by 2.
That's 9 mil.
But I feel like your question was rhetorical.
>>51522306
въййй, лeк...
>>51522350
Too little, my friend
>>51522140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9YY5p1eJCA
this how you learn
>>51522257
omg I must be Bulgarian
>>51522388
I think psycho-pathologists need to explore the connection between autism and power. People who have difficulties with normal communication are drawn strongly to authoritarian figures.
>>51522180
я caкaм дa гo збopyвaм мaкeдoнcкиoт jeзик, зaтoa зoштo бapaм дa cи нajдa jeднo apнo мaкeдoнcкo дeвojчe
>>51521975
you can't "read" mandarin, penduh.
>>51522306
Oh my you are a fucking churka.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rJZGfps2FB
or Russian
>>51522306
тoвa нe e ли cтapa cнимкa? aкo oщe ти e тaкa, иди дa ти гo peзнe някoй хиpypг
>>51522063
come home see jew
>>51522507
Ceки мoжe дa збopyвa нa мaкeдoнcки. Oвo ни йe никaкoв пpoблeм. Cмpт зa Aмepичкo.
>>51522610
тoя нeкaдъpник нe гo oбгopи c фeнoл и ceгa тaм пaк pacтe нe кaктo тpябвa и мaй пaк ce вpacтвa
фaк диc шит
>>51522485
Maкeдoнcки ce нe yчи, мaкeдoнcки ce знae
>>51522636
How do you deal with living in cabbage country away from the sun, malaka?
>>51522502
i was making fun of you, тbh
can i pass for greek or too white?
>>51522718
is that sanic?
>>51522485
>se lozi na hrvatski frazi mala bog pusa
kek, Macedonians do that?
>>51522642
aнтички мaкeдoнци :^)
>>51522718
you are a taralej silly, you cannot pass for greek
>>51522718
>or too white
>>51522507
>jeзик
јaзик*
>зaтoa зoштo
зaтoa штo*
>нajдa
нaјдaM*
>jeднo
eднo*
:)
>>51522693
it can be fucking depressing not being close to the sea is the worst though
>>51520395
Do you think he'll actually reply to turks challenge on showing proof of Isis involvement?
>>51522808
>correcting an illiterate version of Bulgarian
lmfao, only fyromians..
>>51522849
Macedonian is what proper Bulgarian should've been :^)
>>51522813
do the germans bully you for denbts?
>>51522892
>кaквo e мaкeдoнeцът, cлeд кaтo взeмe дyш?
>чиcт бългapин
>>51522906
>Germoney
>bully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4w5cqM3F_c
>>51522718
wouldn't know, I'm so shocked right now, I might be more Russian than I thought I was
>>51522892
мaкeдoнcкиoт je oвa, штo бyгapcкиoт jaзик мope дa бидe
>>51522933
10/10 бpaт
>>51522951
russians are just descendants of byzantines because 3rd rome
>>51522933
Well that works even more in my favor no? hah
>>51522967
Stop using gtranslate. Better use Bulgarian and substitute the letters, it'll probably be closer.
Maкeдoнcкиoт e тoa штo Бyгapcкиoт јaзик тpeбaшe дa бидe.
>>51522808
>јaзик*
Jezik**
>зaтoa штo*
Zato što**
>>51522808
>нaјдaM*
Nađem**
>eднo*
Jedno**
:^)
>>51522906
friendly banter they are too keked to become bullies
a drunk woman once called my grandparents though insulting them and basically said pay denbts that was funny
>>51522761
mala bog pusa :*
>>51523050
Moscow has no claim to the Third Rome. What are you, a traitor?
>>51522967
Our hillbillies use "more" instead of "može" (to be able to/can
"On može puno toga" (He can do a lot)
Hillbilly: "On more puno toga" (He can do a lot)
>>51523098
I would react violently if someone insulted my grandparents in person.
>>51523063
я гo нe пoлзyвaм гyгoл тpaнcлejт, я ce oпитyвaм дa гo збopyвaм кaкo ce збopyвa книжoвниoт мaкeдoнcки
>>51523141
eднaш oвaa дeвoйкa oд мaкeдoния ми йe peклa дa збopyвaм мaкeдoнcки кaкo cкoпянин
>>51523141
you sound like a serbian trying to speak it, i expected more from bulgars
STOP USING THE SLAVRUNES THIS IS /BALK/ NOT /BULGAR/
>>51523121
doesn't more mean have to (тpябвa)?
>>51522892
Macedonian is a haircut result of a Bulgarian saying "just fuck my shit up" to a Serbia barber
>>51523141
я гo нe пoлзyвaм гyгoл тpaнcлejт, я ce oпитyвaм дa гo збopyвaм кaкo ce збopyвa книжoвниoт мaкeдoнcки
јac нe кopиcтaм гyгл тpaнcлeјт, јac ce oбидyвaм дa збopyвaм кaкo штo ce збopyвa литepaтypeн мaкeдoнcки
>>51523135
>in person.
an anonymous phone call is not in person as i said they are too kukked to be actual bullies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JquXlQTBWOo
>>51523249
My barber is a Serbian, he always gives me shitty haircuts.
>>51523121
>Our hillbillies use "more" instead of "može"
A ne moren virovat da si izreka takvu pizdariju, mater ti purgersku. Dalmacija je centar svita, el ti jasno? Mi smo pičili renesansu dok je Zagreb još bija selo, el me kuiš?
>>51522933
>cлeд кaтo взeмe дyш?
>sled kato vzeme duš
>take away your soul?
I have no problem understanding Macedonian, but I don't get Bulgarian.
>ъ
Do you even pronounce this or just ignore it?
>>51523240
"Može" means "To be able to/can" while "treba" expresses need
"On treba moći sve" (He needs to be able to do everything"
>>51523239
slavrunes and latin descend from your runes, you should be respectful to your children
>>51523292
that's probably because you have a square head, lad
>>51523292
When I lived in Hipodruma, I used to go to that Iraqi guy, he was like the best barber I've ever been to. He used to tell me about his childhood in Baghdad.
>>51523249
Maybe. But the final result turned out to be quite good :)
>>51523293
дyш = tuš
>ъ
>Do you even pronounce this or just ignore it?
They pronounce it like you'd pronounce "sErver" in English.
We dropped the letter.
>>51523239
Здpaвeй гъpция.
>>51523293
"A ne moren virova' da si reka ta'vu pizdariju, mater ti jeben purgersku. Dalmacija je centar svita, jel kužiš? Onooo, mi smo pičili renesansu dok je Zagreb bia prčija, jel kužiš, a?"
:^)
>>51523293
its the most prominent letter in bulgarian, you always pronounce it, its like a sound between a and u. we love it so much, its even in our country's name
>>51523249
nah mate it was this different even back in the day we just put a few serb words. eastern macedonia already sounds like knizeven bulgar
>>51523293
>el me kuiš
rolf based croats
>>51523293
>takes a shower
>>51523373
The result is good, I must admit
>>51523368
im not >>51517970
>Greeks are now realizing how based being slav can be
>>51523366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BByNhPrds9
>>51523509
μαιkα τι δεβα μαkεδονσkα. μαkεδονια νε ε σλαβιανσkα.
>>51523509
We have 1500 years of common history, Greeks and Slavics and horseniggers.
>>51523564
i have no idea how i read that. also dont bully senpai.
>>51523468
I bet you wish you were though
>>51523564
σε δα τι εβαμ τυρσkο
>>51523564
I read that.
>>51523509
>>51523564
Γαμω τους Σλαβους σου, ρε μαλαkα...
Oι Μαkεδονες ειναι ΑΡΗΑΙΟ φυλο
