>"Oh Italy? That's so cool. I'm from Somethingpiss Creek."
>"where is it?"
>"DW of course!!"
> "what?"
>"DELAWARE YOU DUMBO"
>"..."
Fucking american girls
>>51515440
calm down
are you upsetti?
Should have bitchslapped her desu
>>51515440
>"Oh Croatia, where from?!"
>"I'm from Dalmatia"
>WHAT?"
>"Dalmatia, of course"
>"ISTRIA, DALMAZIA NE CROAZIA"
Fucking Italian girls
>>51515440
You should know Deleware.
It's awash with disgusting Italian-Americans.
>>51515440
calm down
>>51515440
>Delaware
Literally the cancer of the Earth.
>>51515440
>"Oh Paris?? That's so cool. Anā min Berlin!"
>"as-salām 'alaykum! motasharefatun bema'refatek!"
>"wa 'alaykum as-salām"
>" hal tuħibb an tarqus̱? uḥibbuk"
>"ib'd!"
>"nād ash-shariṭah!"
>>51515527
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdGYWBJvT-0
>>51515440
I'll have you know that I herald from the respectable and wealthy town of Sudbury Massachusetts.
>>51515440
delaware isn't italian and it's the most forgotten US state because it's a forgotten marshland south of jersey, west of PA and north of DC
also I am italian (great grandparents are from spicily)
>>51515527
>Me: "Oh, Croatia, where from?"
>"I'm from Čakovec"
>think to myself: "That's not really Croatia. That should belong to us! A town that ends in -ec in Croatia, are you kidding me?"
Can't help myself familija
>>51515623
Delaware is nice. At least it isn't Maryland...
>>51515440
delaware is the state of nsa
>>51516634
>new england
>respectable
all the commonwealth states are liberal pinko shitholes
>>51515998
10/10
>>51516736
>>51515623
I thought the worst shithole you have was Mississippi
>>51516747
the NSA, like all important government agencies, is headquartered in Virginia
this is because out of the original 13 colonies, VA was always the best
>>51516777
Mississippi is just full of niggers and poverty. Delaware is just this marshland/swamp that somehow manages to be completely irrelevant.
Delaware is what the northeast looked like before it urbanized.
>>51515440
>Somethingpiss Creek
American location names in a nutshell
![2ec[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HWeHDDI.png "2ec[1].png")
>>51515998
>>51515623
That's actually Detroit
>>51516875
only in new england, the southwest all has spanish names (like el baño, los gatos, los pluglas, modesto, buenea vista, campo indio, etc) while the northwest has all white people names (Washington, Jefferson, Kellogg, Madison, etc)
>>51516997
Detroit isn't cancer because it's unable to spread or infect anything. Wayne County itself has mostly contained the problem it's just that the city government is so incompetent Lansing had to appoint a manager to do their job for them. But all the problems Detroit has are specific to Detroit.
The real cancer is you because your filth get everywhere. There's both a famsa and a chavez supermarket in my town now and I'm fucking pissed.
I told a young couple in Britain that I was from Nebraska and they got excited and showed me a picture of the time they went to a Cornhusker game. That was in the early 2000s though, back when we were good at football ;_;
>>51517034
>pluglas
>buenea
>>51517034
>el baño
this is spanish for "the toilet"
>los pluglas
this is spanish for "the fleas"
after looking it up these are both names of places in California
>>51515440
>he can't handle The Freedom Perspective
>>51517125
the midwest doesn't have anything other than football
it doesn't matter if you're good or bad at it all that matters is that you're not southern illinois
>>51515998
kok tep
>>51517238
baño means bathroom
It should also be 'las pulgas'
>>51517125
Oh you mean Tom and Allison? Hope they went for a nice bbq in Garglingsioux Bluff, it's just few miles away from Lincoln.
>>51517605
>Garglingsioux Bluff
"gagging sioux" was the name of a brothel near where I was stationed in Montana
>>51517605
>mfw I grew up in Scottbluff, Nebraska
>>51516758
found the west Virginian
>>51517034
You're retarded all the place names here in New England are named after English towns, somethingpiss creek would be a Midwestern or southern town
>>51517953
I live in Green Bay, but regardless I'm right. Name one new england state that isn't a liberal """"utopia"""".
>>51517927
of course you did pal
>>51518166
it's a real place, dino
http://www.scottsbluff.org/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottsbluff,_Nebraska
>>51518133
Fucking kek, you've obviously never been to the best state in the union, New Hampshire. They don't have "Live free or die" on their license plates there for nothing. Green Bay is shit.
>>51515440
>Calling your home state by its abbreviation when casually talking to one another
Don't speak to that girl ever again
>>51515440
>>51515527
>>51515998
good thread lads
>>51516758
Isnt Richmond full of nigs?
>>51518725
yes but there's no gun control so we can protect ourselves from them
>>51517238
To be fair "Bagno" is probably intended as "coastal city where people go swim", not as toilet
