>"I speak a second language"
anime
>"Sweden"
>"I speak a second language"
>"Arabic"
>>51510329
>looks at your flag
>literally whom
>tfw having a horrible time learning Japanese
死にたい
>>51510279
something's wrong here
>>51510329
Based Kazakhstan
>>51510378
nice meme country you've got there
>>51510358
>Sweden
>In next 10 years there will be more mosques than in Kazakhstan
>>51510394
Inshallah my Swedish brother
>>51510329
>>51510358
>literally whom
Vladimir Smirnov
>>51510368
その感じを知てっる
Jag talare svenska. Jag learnare mycket från svenskklassen. Min svenska är nativlevel.
>that second language is english
>>51510368
Don't let you down.
>>51510279
1 somali
2 arabic
???
>>51510620
Jag heter homo Peter :DDDDDDDDD
>>51510368
>>51510561
>>51510677
fkn weebs i swear
>2015
>not being able to speak at least three languages
Pathetic DESU
>>51510794
くそくらえ
>>51510802
>Speaking 3 different Russian dialects
>>51510802
belarussian and russian don't count as 2 senpai
i speak anime
>not being able to speak English, Spanish, Portuguese and Russian for biggest wide range access to qts
>>51511609
There's no point to Spanish when you already know Portuguese. Just speak Portunhol instead, the bastards will get what you mean even if they try to pretend not to ;)
>>51511609
>tfw can't roll "r"s as is required for hispanic languages.
Well fuck.
>>51510279
I speak American.
>>51512533
its not required, they can understand you without it
>>51512577
But then you aren't speaking it properly, which flares my autism. I want to speak it the right way, and to do that I need to roll my 'R's, but alas, I'll just be bitter and detest the spanish language.
>"My first language is not English or Chinese"
>>51510279
我会说一点普通话,哈哈
>>51510368
>>51510561
>>51510677
>>51510815
>>51510864
>>51512691
Let me introduce you to Justin Stoney, My good friend from youtube. Looks like a rapist but good guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-K_ksKvK6U
>>51510279
I speak two second languages.
>>51513915
The second character if said in Russia sounds like "dick" (хyй). Haha
>>51511609
>Portugal
>qts
>>51512470
of course we'll understand, we'll just do so under the pretense that you're mentally disabled and treat you as such
>tfw can barely write even my own language
>>51510279
t. Sven al-Swedani, fluent in Somali, Arabic, Hausa and English
>>51517554
Hey, mit szeretnek a vendegek?
>>51510882
>>51510859
Nice meme, Belarusian is a totally different language and Russians that have actually heard it admit it.
>>51510279
But anon, I do!
>tfw only fluent in three languages and conversational in two more
Sé si aprender español ha valido la pena...
Why the fuck would you need any other language except English nowadays?
>Learning monosyllabic languages
>>51519261
>Japan desu
Is it possible to speak every language?
>>51519261
To read untranslated literature? To have better business connections? Sorry that nobody has time to speak English.it would just be better to learn the language.
>>51519448
yes, provided you are every one
>>51519261
>t. Amerislave
我是麻雀超初心者
>>51520024
A Chinese guy lost in translation.
>>51519850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pT3d06AeRS
>>51510279
Pretty much everyone speaks at least two languages. You're not special.
>>51519261
>tell people I don't need any language besides english
>"but anon, german is a must know in europe"
>"but anon, french is the language of culture and love"
>"but anon, the chinese will invade us in the future"
>>51514484
>tfw can't even pronunce my own name in Polish properly because of R
just kill me now
>>51510279
>i speak more than one language
>>51510279
I think the joke here is that Merkans learn 5-10 phrases in Spanish and think they're educated people.
>>51512533
>>51512691
Dude, I'm a native Spanish speaker and I can't roll my r's. It's no big deal.
I barely speak one language, actually, considering modern Hebrew is a mess.
Whoever thought trying to revive a Semitic language, teaching it to speakers of a Germanic language (Yiddish) and letting these speakers teach it to their children UNSUPERVISED was a good idea, probably didn't think very far.
>>51510394
the butthurt is palpable
>>51526160
that's what makes modern hebrew kinda cool and unique though 2bhimolad
>>51527079
We literally have to force ourselves to write proper grammar.
WE LITERALLY HAVE TO LEARN OUR OWN LANGUAGE FROM SCRATCH IN SCHOOL, OR WE'LL BE LAUGHED AT FOR HAVING A NONSTANDARD SYNTAX
IT'S NOT COOL FOR A NATIVE SPEAKER
>>51527861
itll probably be easier for future generations though right?
still a little early to give up.
>>51527968
I guess it would.
It already feels like the younger kids have a perfect understanding of what the language should look like, but it's so frustrating for us, second and third generation native speakers, who can barely even think freely in the language without having to deal with linguistic guilt.
Hebrew will end up being an OKAY language overall, but I hope other nations will learn their lesson and won't make a linguistic experiment out of an ethnic group, consisting of millions of people.
> parents have tried teaching me Russian all my life
> can only talk basic conversations
> can't read or write like my friends
Prosta ubei menya pajalusta
>>51528626
You need a work ethic and persistence to learn a language, it's not hard if you put time and just sit down and fucking do it.
An hour everyday practising, after a while you will see improvement.
>>51510279
>I watch cartoons with japanese voice acting that I don't understand even when english is available
>>51528575
Why not?
You might be funked, but the younger generations should take to it swimmingly
Je sais un deuxieme language, une de les language plus degoutant je sais, si non les Quebecois vas me trouver.