>have a word that is literally pronounced "kjuu"
>spell it "queue"
>Q - U - E - U - E
>a new fly enters the window
>"oi m8 'tis be wibbly-wombly DADDY LONG-LEGS! i be namin it aftah my fathah"
>this is the global language
>kjuu
>j
>y
>>51507656
>pic related
Better than Polish desu.
>>51507693
aesthetic/10
>>51507693
What's wrong with yeast?
ccycycycxycxcyxyxxcppccoxpp
do you prefer something like this ?
>>51507693
What's wrong with pineapple and yeast?
we used to pronounce it kwe-we-we as a meme with my circle of friends.
Better get used to it so you can finally move to england to be a plumber m8
>>51507741
>ccycycycxycxcyxyxxcppccoxpp
not even close to polish, no z and s plus they don't use x
queue is pronounced queue
Queue comes from french
I think, we have the same word
>>51507616
>kjuu
its kwee
queue is pronounced cue
>>51507693
This list is missing Lieutenant
>>51507616
>have a town that is literally pronounced Wudž
>L-O-D-Ž
>a new apex predator enters the wood
>"kurwa, Pawel, this is clearly a niedžwedž, because he wedž where the niedž is'
>this is the global Lechitic language
Esperanto is the global language.
English is the imperial language.
>>51507616
It is kyuyu
>>51507693
Half of those words there are fine. The fuck is wrong with "pineapple"? Pine + Apple = Pineapple.
>>51507794
This, comes from french. English is one of the most keked languages in existance and thus it has tge arbitary orthography too
>>51507616
A lot of our words have different origins. And you can tell that by how they're said/spelled. And if you know their origin it's very easy.
>>51507871
Probably because every other language has something similar to "ananas"
>>51507871
it's cause pretty much every other IE languages calls them ananas or something quite similar
>>51507806
>leftenant
>>51507871
because it looks like pine cone which the germanics all pine apple
>>51507826
>>"kurwa, Pawel, this is clearly a niedžwedž, because he wedž where the niedž is'
kek
>grzegorz
Yeah lad because that makes war more sense
>>51507806
>lootnant
>>51507616
Oi mate, don't make fun of our national passtime
>>51507875
The most arbitary*
Im not used to my new phone
>>51507845
I wish. It is kyoo.
>>51507908
>left tenant
>>51507897
>pine cone
that would be tannzapfen or kienappel/kienapfel in local berlin dialect
>>51507888
tfw no ananas gf
![576583f4bf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7zRdkjp.png "576583f4bf[1].png")
>>51507975
wait, I do have an ananas gf. She's Bulgarian.
Fucking jackpot.
Cya pineapple nerd
>>51507950
pic related
>>51507828
>Wanting to learn a NWO Jew Pole language
Senpai..
>>51508070
Nothing is as Jewed as English, tbhq.
>>51507845
bloody hell ahmad
>>51508067
>thread is about how our language is dumb because so many things aren't pronounced as written
>somehow americans are dumb because we pronounce lieutenant how it's written
lmao
>>51508369
Implying it should be pronounced "loot".
Implying "YouTube" should be pronounced "You-toob".
>>51508140
shut up rajesh
>>51508369
>>51508527
ayy lmao just replace lieutenant with placeholder and get on with it you fags
>>51507806
I thought i was the only one to find this word absurdly stupid.
>>51507616
I like you Poles, but Polish is objectively fucked up.
>>51507616
>kjuu
>not simply Q
>>51507879
t. lindybeige
>>51507806
Collonel...
Corronel...
Why not take the German ranks?
>>51507616
>DADDY LONG-LEGS
>mfw it's real
>>51509794
JAWOHL, HERR OBERSTURMBANNFUEHRER!
>>51507906
>what are digraphs hurr fucking durr
>>51509837
proof that they even swings well with the Slavic ear.
Feldwebel is even used in Russian, Baltic states Bulgaria &c.
>>51507797
*kwoie
>>51509593
how is Polish fucked up? inb4 muh digraphs
>>51510038
But that would be German pronounciation.
While French pronounciation is actually correct.
>>51510074
there you go.
Greetings from Germany.
Is there already snow on the pists?
>>51507616
>>"oi m8 'tis be wibbly-wombly DADDY LONG-LEGS! i be namin it aftah my fathah"
>>"oi m8 ' it is be wibbly-wombly DADDY LONG-LEGS! i be namin it aftah my fathah"
>Polish grammar
>>51510074
please refer to
>>51507826
>>51510029
>Feldwebel is even used in Russian
They have serzhant, like almost everyone on the planet.
>tfw our captain will never be called rotmistrz again
>>51507826
>>51510160
what's wrong with Ł and Ó? Are you jealous?
>>51510029
>Feldwebel is even used in Russian
Feldwho?
>>51510230
My post also refers to your second palatalization, since your version of medved doesn't mean anything anymore, when in Slovenian and Russian it directly translates to 'honey knower'.
>>51510230
>Ó is pronounce is pronounced the same way as U
>Polish orthography reform in 1936 made us write a lot of words completely incorrectly, i.e. ogórki instead of ogurki, żuraw instead of żóraw as it's always been written before
Fucked up, redundant and incorrect. Let's write everything with u, the weird look we can get used to.
>>51510349
>second palatalization
It's fourth actually
>British English after 19th century
>human language
Global language should be called American desu, British English is unspeakable.
