Continued from the last thread. My dad is on a business trip to Chile. Here is an unedited text I received from him.
>I'm really impressed. I expected the people to live in mud huts because it's a 3rd world country but they have cities and buildings like a real country
I have received another text from him.
>If it wasn't for everything being in Spanish, I could almost imagine parts of this city being in the USA. Probably in LA, though
I have been to LA and Chile, I don't want to offend the Chileans bros in any way but I think you father is drunk
Valparaíso is a pretty city, I liked it
>>51506880
t. Alberto barbosa
Chile is in Europe why would it be a third world country
>>51506880
>I expected the people to live in mud huts because it's a 3rd world country but they have cities and buildings like a real country
You people have no conception of the realities of less developed countries. It's disgusting to see the bubble richer countries create around themselves, someday it will surely come back to bite you when you realize your supremacy is much more fragile than you were taught to believe
>>51508150
Couldn't have put it better t b h
This tells more about american culture than about chile
:tfw no Chilean gf
>I expected the people to live in mud huts because it's a 3rd world country
Do Americans really believe that every country outside Europe and North America looks like Central Africa?
>>51508399
Yes
>>51506880
>Probably in LA, though
Isn't LA already in spanish tho guey?
>>51506880
any american flag in this thread is chicano unless proven otherwise
It took us three months to convince the American girl at work that t apwater was safe to drink here, or anywhere else.
>>51508399
No, only a few rednecks believe that
>>51506880
Its a shithole no different from poor African countries like Cuba and Puerto Rico
>>51508530
>thinking litteral mountainland has worse water than extensive agricultural plains
so uhh, was she actually retarded?
>>51508686
worse, american
>>51508686
>>extensive agricultural plains
seems like you're the retard here, f a m
>>51508292
>>51508399
Unfortunately yes, most white-middle class Americans grew up sheltered from the reality of how a lot of Americans live, let alone the rest of the world. They also grow up ignorant and are never told to travel or read about the world besides 'the classics' ie) western Europe then they're hit with a culture shock when they travel about
Any country that create a specimen as fine as Alexis Sanchez is worth travelling to in my book!
>>51506880
we had a German visiting our highschool a few years back, she was suprised it looked like her own kids one
she literally blieved we were bassically some kind of african tribe
>>51508779
hey it's /int/, i'm allowed to do generalisations, bitch could be from colorado sure, but idc fàm
>>51508632
>implying
I work with a lot of Americans. Collectively, they'be done the following:
>worn swimwear in a sauna
>claimed tapwater to be unsafe in austria
>spent three hours on the phone to their friend in Cannes, to check if they were safe after the Paris attacks
>drive 20km to a McDonald's most days to eat because "I can't trust the local food"
>asked for coca cola in a restaurant
>enquired why they didn't have free refills in said restaurant
>destroyed the transmission on a manual car, claiming to know how to drive manual
>uses taxis to "avoid terrorists"
>claimed that walking to work gave her asthma
>claimed that Americans are fat because they eat watermelon and watermelon has sugar in it
These are not rednecks. They don't have engine blocks in their gardens or John Deere tractor hats. They went to prep schools and top American universities.
You are simply ignorant.
>>51508399
Many americans are surprised that we have toilets and warm water.
>>51508794
Well it'd be full of shitskins so it's no surprise it reminded her from home
>>51508897
we don't have muslims though
>>51508870
>asked for coca cola in a restaurant
what is wrong with that?
>>51508923
That's only because on average their countries are better than yours.
>>51508923
I never said you did? I said you skin is the colour of shit. brown.
>>51508949
They didn't ask for Dr. Pepper
The heathens
>>51508870
>asked for coca cola in a restaurant
if it isn't an elegant restaurant there's no problem with that
>>51508949
Are you fucking obese? Why would you go out for dinner and ask to be filled with gas, sugar and flavouring before eating?
>>51508632
I went to the US as an exchange student, I lived in Michigan. Most people there were not rednecks, but good God they all sucked at geography and world knowledge.
>>51509002
It tastes nice you fucking autist
Fuck i'm a /fit/fag and even I see no wrong in drinking a glass of coke at a restaurant, as long as you're already not an obese sack of shit
>>51508792
That last sentence tho
>>51508888
I'm surprised that you got quads
>>51509037
>it tastes nice
I can almost smell you being fat.
>>51508870
oh wow.
I feel bad because the average person is definitely not smart anywhere but Americans are in a better position to overcome that than anyone else. Also, it's infuriating how the US can try to reconcile this with their constant meddling on world affairs. It's literally like a giant radioactive down syndrome kid stomping around the world and from time to time yelling shit like "freedums" and "terror"
>>51509003
Why would you go to Michigan?
>>51509095
>denying sugar tastes nice
Fucking autism
>>51507050
Valparaíso is the fucking toilet of Chile
Full of scum and piss.
let me explain. We are raised believing that the rest of the world hates us. That's why the whole fake Canadian thing exists. If we want to see some kind of climate, we can find it in the U.S. Where we know they will be nice people. Because if this, we never meet a large number of foreigners except from Mexico and Canada. So we think of Canada as America light and we think of Mexico as a shithole.
Outside of that we have stereotypes that are based on absolutely nothing. SA is assumed to be like Mexico but worse.
With the internet though, a lot of this is going away, more Americans are traveling, more Americans are meeting foreigners, but there are still the older folk who are too entrenched in the old ways of near isolation. So OPs dad is one of those old people.
Honestly it's better than the young people who swallow European cum on a daily basis.
>>51509095
so you never drink wine in a restaurant? Wine has lots of sugar
>>51509118
What are some nice cities of Chile then?
>>51508949
This.
Same about the Cannes phone thing.
>>51508150
Portugal is a rich country, aswell
>>51509184
There're none tbqh
>>51509127
Give yourself some credit on the first part, it's not defensive strategy, traveling to and from the America continent is expensive. I don't think any new worlder travels internationally that much in average
>>51508292
I'm hoping this thread is pic related. Otherwise his father is a fucking retard.
>>51509184
Basically the coastline of every city, the rich neighbourhoods and 1/4 of Santiago
The rest is just favelas with better standards I guess
>>51509184
Valdivia, Viña del mar, some places in Santiago
and some little towns like Frutillas and Puerto Varas.
>>51508150
Dude thats just americans being fucking retarded as always.
>>51509327
where to go for the Latina booty?
>>51509266
I'm not from here though. Which doesn't mean the Portuguese don't have inaccurate views of the ex colonies even though they are still very much connected to us.
to be honest though, I never met such well versed people as the Portuguese. I guess it's a legacy of their nationalistic education about their history and the fact they are everywhere, literally evading the country en masse for centuries.
>>51509184
Iquique, La Serena, Viña del Mar, Puerto Varas, Valdivia, Punta Arenas
>>51509392
That's a myth, you virgin
>>51509458
how can it be a myth when I have seen it in porn?
>>51508870
>uses taxis to "avoid terrorists"
Please I've seen your cab drivers and some of them probably are terrorists. Also a lot of this sounds like B.S. especially the McDonalds and free refills. Or do you work with special needs people?
>>51509392
Brasil
>>51509483
This. The person you're describing is too stereotypical. I don't believe it. Like that story of the German exchange student who the family called a nazi.
>>51509392
Not Chile
>>51509102
Bad, bad luck.
I was ok with anywhere that snowed (had never seen snow before) and wasn't filled to the brim with Mexicans.
>>51509392
Mejico
>>51509392
Bolivia
>>51509382
I don't think it's just Americans. Third worlders do this in reverse for example, it's not uncommon for me to meet people shocked that Europe is not some futuristic paradise, where people are just better than us at everything. It might be interesting for you to hear that this is the cause of most nationalism when living abroad in a developed country, it's not "let's turn this into our shithole" but much more of a "after all we taught ourselves to believe we were inferior when in fact it's not that simple. Maybe we aren't scum, go us"
Nordics also usually impress me with their world view, very cultured people everyone I've met. Not every European are like you
>>51509002
I don't really drink soda but I don't see the issue. Also people drink beer with dinner in your country which is also gassy and full of sugars.
>>51509095
>I can almost smell you being fat.
Yeah because schnitzel, knoedel and pastries are all health foods.
>>51509127
>we never meet a large number of foreigners except from Mexico and Canada.
In the major cities we definitely see all kinds of people.
>>51509576
people live off stereotypes, in the UK people are shocked when they go to France see how much of a shithole it is because of propaganda that its so beautiful
>>51509327
>Frutillas
>>51509392
No place with a high percentage of natives. They are built like boys.
>>51509494
I am learning Spanish so Brazil is out for now
>>51509562
maybe, but I am scared of getting killed
>>51509572
will take into consideration
>>51509776
>propaganda that its so beautiful
Yeah, they are surprisingly effective keeping that alive. You'd think the internet would affect more the tourism industry, at least change the major destinations
>>51509184
Santiago its alright when it's not so polluted
>>51508399
>From Germany West to the Pacific
Grey Commie Shit
>Mexico, SA, Africa, Carribean, Spain
People living in mud huts next to trash mounds.
>>51509838
>but I'm scared of getting killed
Sometimes you need to die for the booty old chap
>>51508870
>asked for coca cola in a restaurant
Literally nothing wrong with that, you fucking autist.
>>51509838
>Brazil is out for now
people will understand Spanish and you probably will visit places with young people that know a bit of English. If you want women I'd recommend it but it isn't safer than Mexico, anyway in both cases you can avoid trouble by being careful, not walking alone in the city at dark...
Argentina is nice. Maybe Buenos Aires?
>>51509915
>West
>>51510002
FULL
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>>51510002
I would like to like learn Portuguese after I am good enough in Spanish, so maybe then
my main choices at the moment are probably Argentina, Chile and Colombia
>>51509392
Rapeville
>>51510078
good on you man, I won't be hard to do. I imagine Chile is not as great for parties if that's your thing but I could be wrong. If you are looking for women, why would you travel for women though, go in the summer.
I'm sure some anon can recommend good cities
>>51508399
Yes, thats why we have to save the refugees from their misery of not living in germany
>>51509983
His coworkers regardless of nationality probably think he a douche.
>>51510002
Are you African or Brazilian?
>>51508435
>>51508792
>>51508870
Imagine this
>be American
>believe the rest of the world is a post-apocalyptic starving rapezone
>do a risky trip to "communist" "war-thorn" "monkey-fucking" Brazil
>thinks he is an enemy of the state now
>land
>see this
>have a shock
>>51510258
Flag is Portugal, so I'd say Africa
>>51510346
>>51510315
I watched the WC, I know what to expect
And I know the Rio Olympics are going to be a joke
>>51509838
>will take into consideration
lmao, Bolivians are known as the ugliest "humans" in the entire South America. No sane person would even step in that country.
>>51510002
>people will understand Spanish
They will, but he'll need to at least learn some basic Portuguese and not just start speaking in Spanish to every person he meets. And he'll also have some hard time understanding Brazilians.
On the other hand, it'd be easy as fuck for him to learn some Portuguese, and we are known for being pretty patient and doing our best to help tourists trying to speak our language. I guess that applies to other Latin American countries as well.
I recommend BsAs as well, people there are mostly white or white-ish but they still have that nice latino personality. If you want latina-looking girls tho, go to Colombia or Mexico.
>>51509392
Argentina, go to some shady club in Greater Buenos Aires, assured booty (and aids or a bullet).
>>51510315
>see a McDonald's
>cry in joy and relief, feeling cradled in their mother's arms
>>51509218
No, no it's not.
>>51506880
Your dad is dumb, everything is in Spanish in LA
>>51510424
Are all old Argentines like the Pope, personality-wise?
I'd like to visit Argentina someday, what should I expect? How would I be treated?
>>51510384
>>51510170
>>51510424
what about Dominican Republic?
>>51510373
Good stuff man. Better yet that sports channels stream how developed the country is and not the match. (Y)
>Rio
Literally Liberia.
>>51510453
>see Starbucks, Pizza Hut, Burger King and Subway
>"I might as well live in here"
>does not get shot
>"I should go back"
>>51510544
>implying I know anything about all those irrelevant countries
Mohammad Johnson pls
>>51509003
I've always wondered this, why are americans so shit at geography? They can't even point their own states in a map let alone other countries.
>>51510592
>(Y)
>>51510535
There is everything, I invited to a barbecue a 2 ugly Mexican girls that were VIVA MÉXICO CABRÓN all the fucking time, annoying..
>>51510544
No idea lad..
>>51510544
I think many people here don't even know where that is
>>51510731
this is why nobody likes mexicans abroad, because of that hurr durr viva mexico cabrones attitude.
back in school there was this argentinian man that had a cart who sold chips and candy and cigarettes and stuff and it was always so fun to talk to him and always made jokes about bolivians. Why do south americans hate em so much? lol
>>51510544
>what about Dominican Republic?
We have a ton of prostitutes from there.
Did he go to le epik skyscraper already
>>51508486
That's the joke
>>51510871
A third didn't come to the barbecue, she was OK, she didn't even liked the other two..
She was from the DF and the other two from Aguascalientes..
>>51507050
Valparaiso is literally the worst part of Chile
Santiago is awesome if you got money.
>>51507951
lyl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEEEEEEEEROOO QUE OLORCITO A ATEISMO MUCAHCHOS JAJAJAJA
>>51510820
>>51510731
>>51510654
not knowing the based island of Hispaniola
play Expeditions Conquistador
>>51509572
You cheeky cunt
>>51510938
>>51509118
the worst thing is that it literally smells like piss
>>51510871
>Why do south americans hate em so much? lol
They are dirty and ugly people, seriously, they live eating mandarinas, their women piss on the streets and have 8 children, also they live drunk..
Being said that they cultivate 90% of our crops, their are hard workers..
Worst cities i've been
Osorno (rural shithole)
Valpo (piss shithole)
Talca (fuck this place in particular)
>>51511222
Now please do a "best cities i've been" version, in and out of Chile, preferably.
>>51510871
I wouldnt say we hate em, we just look down on them, because they have indian level hygiene, african level PIB, and italian level corruption. Oh and their women are disgustingly ugly even for amerindian standards.
The boliviabro used to post some bolivian qts tho.
>>51509403
estás onde brasileiro?
>>51508870
>asked for coca cola in a restaurant
isnt that normal? I dont like beer and I dont really like dining with wine either. And just drinking water is kinda stupid in a restaurant.
>>51511307
>PIB
That's GDP for you anglo fags, just saying.
>bolivian qts
Do they really exist? I thought they were a myth tb.h
>>51508870
I believe OP 100%, but this post is 50% fiction 25% exaggeration and 25% autism
What is the best Latin American country?
I'd say it's between Uruguay and Chile.
>>51511565
That's like asking what's the best European country. Depends on what you want.
>>51511610
Booty
>>51511565
Uruguay
>>51511610
Switzerland
>>51511630
brazil tbqh
>>51511630
Brazil
Colombia
Venezuela
>>51511658
I heard they're really into anal
Did they get that from you?
>>51511565
> I'd say it's between Uruguay and Chile.
Argentina then
>>51511724
>not liking anal
lmao anglos a shite
>>51509576
Interesting point with the third world immigrants there.
>>51508150
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51511761
Bruh, why do you think I'm asking for booty?
>>51511425
There isn't a soda culture in Europe as there is in USA or Chile, we drink wayy too much
>>51511724
are we?
I mean...I've never fucked an asshole.
Am I the weird one in Brazil?
>>51511746
>>51511746
kek
good one
Also, what kind of person thinks Uruguay is the best country? you must really like farms and isolation.
>>51509576
>"after all we taught ourselves to believe we were inferior when in fact it's not that simple. Maybe we aren't scum, go us"
Uh, I don't think that's the reason for them to act like a monkey(that's not a reference to Brazilians btw, although they're not excluded) in other countries. But I actually got more nationalistic after traveling to other countries, true.
Btw, are you Brazilian? How's Portugal? How do they treat you there?
Not planning on moving or anything, just wondering. But I do really want to visit there.
>>51508870
>asking for coca-cola in a restaurant
Smh I've been to a good restaurant with an adult american who kept ordering coke, incredibly embarassing. Americans literally cannot see the difference between McDonalds and an actual restaurant
>>51511911
Nah, those are just stereotypes, although anal isn't really that uncommon here. But it isn't something as popular as people make it look like.
>>51511911
there is a stereotype that Brazilian women love anal
I have done anal lad, its great and tighter than the pussy
>>51511980
What do you drink, then? I honestly drink whatever I feel like drinking at that time. It varies from beer(nothing fancy) to natural juice to coca-cola.
>>51511911
I heard it from BangBros if you need a source senpai
>>51511980
Well, imo thats just snobish, if they want coke next to their caviar i dont see anything wrong there.
>>51511565
Falklands
>>51512002
Wineobv, maybe beer but depends of the restaurant.
I dont mind drinking a coke while eating a burger at some kind of diner but coca cola is what you serve to children at good restaurants
>>51507951
>That landlocking
kek
>>51511958
They see BR as foreign for sure, but the Portuguese are always eager to judge you by what you show them. There is no such thing as being trapped in the stereotype. Unless you are black and don't inspire particular confidence in people. They are not racists, just a little anti African sometimes
>>51513827
Really? That's pretty cool, awesome.
My family is from there, so I look basically Portuguese. A little swarthy, but I guess that's not that uncommon amongst Portuguese people.
Hope I have a nice time visiting there, then. The whole country looks like a giant museum, and I fucking love historic stuff.
>>51508530
Some Americans were taught that some water in Europe was poisonous which was why you guys drank so much alcohol.
>>51514054
se visitares lisboa diz qq coisa que eu mostro-te as cenas fixes
>>51514191
o que vale a pena conhecer por aí? Nem vale perguntar aqui pelo norte sobre a capital que vem logo aquela merda de sempre. Engraçado que conheci uma lisboeta que disse que nem sabia que alguns do norte tinham esta rixa
>>51514473
à parte as partes mais cheias de turistas, que tem de se ir num dia mais calmo de inverno ou qualquer coisa, tens imensos museus fixes (o de arte antiga e o de arquelogia nos jerónimos sendo os meus favoritos), parques antigos bonitos (de realçar sempre o do museu do traje), a zona do oriente, as avenidas novas, e todas as zonas de bares antigos (muitos dos mais antigos mesmo já não estão abertos infelizmente mas ainda há uns do início do século) que eu simplesmente adoro para ir sair à noite
claro, lisboa não é cidade de paisagem natural, e tem muita merda, mas eu gosto das coisas boas que há aqui
>>51514656
foda de viajar no inverno é que o tempo é uma merda, imprevisível
>>51506880
>I'm really impressed. I expected the people to live in mud huts because it's a 3rd world country but they have cities and buildings like a real country
please someone do a international poker face with that text
>>51514706
sim é verdade. mas para veres as zonas do castelo, da baixa e de belém só mesmo com poucos turistas, aquilo está sempre cheio
>>51514792
Agradeço a dica, eu nem havia pensado nos turistas. Vou procurar estes museus também, Lisboa é maior do que eu estou acostumado aqui um planeamento maior vai ajudar.
>>51514980
procura também o palácio da ajuda, e o jardim lá ao pé, é GOAT
>>51506880
Funny how thing work out at the end
I used to think that Miami was a very nice city but when I travel to there I found a wasteland full of trailers and motor-homes raided with fat latinas and niggers
Same with New York. Outside the boundaries of the 5th avenue the city is practically Somalian tier
>>51514473
Já conheçou quais pontos de Portugal? Recomenda quais?
E seu sotaque, já está bem tuga? kek
>>51509453
>Iquique
top cec
>>51515171
sou lisboeta a que esse gajo do norte estava a responder
eu já fui ao norte, incluindo braga, guimarães, ponte de lima, brangança (não recomendo tanto), e toda a zona já mais para a galiza
também já fui ao porto que recomendo vivamente. no entanto tive um amigo a fazer de guia, por isso não sei recomendar muito bem.
coimbra também é fixe, aveiro também.
descendo mais abaixo, conheço muito bem a zona de leira, alcobaça (recomendo muito o mosteiro), rio maior, até lisboa
no interior do norte e centro tens toda a zona do rio douro e mondego com muita coisa para ver incluindo a zona do eça de queirós, onde já fui há muitos anos
depois no sul tens muita coisa histórica no alentejo, incluindo um castelo romano em mértola
por fim algarve, tem cenas fixes, mas mesmo só fora do verão, caso contrário é tudo ingleses
>>51515515
Porra, obrigado. Informações valiosas, não conhecia metade desses lugares.
>>51516179
guimarães e braga então são dois locais ótimos para umas férias cosy num clima um pouco mais frio
>>51516179
sempre que quiseres ajuda diz
não costumo andar sempre pelo /luso/, passo mais lá à noite, mas é só dizer brasuca
>>51516179
Não conheço muito ainda. O sotaque fica, os expressões que mudam. O Porto é visita obrigatória, cidade mais bonita que conheci na Europa
>>51516274
Neve na virada do ano só na Serra?
>>51516323
>virada do ano
verão?
nem na serra da estrela tens neve no verão.
no inverno tens em imensos sítios, no norte todo em geral, nas serras mais altas
>>51516397
Ano novo, pá. Janeiro. Planejava ir à Bragança conhecer mas tu não recomendou
>>51516498
porra puto na passagem de ano tens todo o norte para visitar
vai a guimarães ver o castelo e faz o caminho pela serra até braga, é bem bonito psh
>>51516614
Boa ideia, Manel. Obrigado
>>51517453
>20 minutos depois
>>51508738
>>51517499
estou vendo Game Center CX
>>51518960
estás onde brasuca?
>>51518989
Porto. Fazes o que da vida?
>>51519165
acabei o mestrado recentemente
gosto muito do porto, boa cidade isso aí
se alguma vez estiveres em lisboa avisa
>>51519250
Mestrado em que área?
>>51519366
medicina
>>51519464
vou desligar o pc, bom falar contigo. Parabéns pelo título
>>51519764
obrigado
boa sorte na vida
that portugal invasion
>>51510670
beats me m8. I love geography so i have mental maps, capitals, culture and all that, but I tell you I am a fucking anomaly. I'm in a geo class in uni right now and everyone thinks i'm some autistic savant because I know the capital of fucking Mongolia.
>>51520187
>Thinks that knowing Ulaan Bataar makes him special
USA
>>51511222
Ciudades más feas de Chile:
1.- Tocopilla (Sorry Alexis)
2.- Talca
3.- Calama
4.- Rancagua
5.- Arica
6.- Antofagasta
7.- Puerto Montt
8.- Talcahuano
9.- Coronel
10.- Curicó
>>51509118
Hey, dont hate on Valpo, I lived there for 5 years and its full of culture and history and...
Who am I kidding, its a sad shadow of its gloriou past and it's covered on dog shit
>>51511286
Best cities in Chile:
1.- Puerto Varas
2.- Viña del Mar
3.- Punta Arenas
4.- La Serena
5.- Valdivia
Argentina:
1.- Bariloche
2.- San Martin
3.- Ushuaia
4.- Rosario
5.- Mendoza
Urgay:
1.- Colonia
2.- Punta del Este
3.- Montevideo
I'm not sure there're more cities than these 3.
Perú:
1.- Cusco
2.- Arequipa
3.- Puno
4.- Ollantaitambo (or however you write it)
5.- Nazca
Ecuador:
1.- Cuenca
2.- Quito
3.- Esmeralda
Rest is shit
wena nido
>>51524621
This guy gets it
>>51514733
Here you go
>>51524649
This winter Punta Arenas received more than 2 mt of snowfall, the forgein people don't want the cold xD However, if they come in a cruise will come
>>51525576
xDDDDDDDD
>>51524258
I don't, that's my point. Why doesn't everyone in American know this stuff?
Lesson americans take from this
>well maybe chile isn't poor at all
Lesson the rest of the world take from this
>well maybe some americans don't have a clue of what the rest of the world looks like
>>51508870
>>asked for coca cola in a restaurant
I do that sometimes
>>51526036
Alberto
