>tfw not born in Brazil
> tfw I don't wake up to the sounds of friendly chat amongst my neighbours and the chirping of exotic birds
> tfw I don't have exotic fruit and freshly squeezed tropical fruit for breakfast everyday
> tfw Eu will never speak the most powerful language in the world: Brazilian Portuguese
> tfw I will never go for long exotic walks on the beach with my 10/10 namorada with a big bunda
>tfw I will never have .a stereotypical group of friends who get up to adventures around Rio and play futebol in the streets with them
>tfw I will never really know a truly friendly and loving society when I'm stuck in this Little Pacific England
JUST
>tfw not get murdered
>>51499032
Brazilian crime is a myth created by Argentina. I thought this was common knowledge.
BRAZIL MENTIONED
Thanks for holding Brazil in a high regard m80 even though most of that is bullshit
We do have wonderful fruit though
>>51499088
SAVE ME FROM THIS HELLHOLE AMIGO
I WANT TO LIVE AS SONHO BRASILEIRO
>>51499160
Are you seriously referring me to /pol/
kek
In all seriousness I know Brazil has problems, but the culture and people are wonderful. I don't think anywhere else on earth is as accepting as Brazil.
>>51499220
you sure do hate facts mate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate
>>51499017
>> tfw I don't wake up to the sounds of friendly chat amongst my neighbours and the chirping of exotic birds
this actually happens in most NZ areas you dumbass
>>51499311
this.
>>51499017
gtfo if you don't like it here
>>51499311
Maybe in the Marlborough sounds or in a holiday town. Nobody is friendly in the cities.
Exotic birds? Maybe if sparrows are exotic.
>>51499365
I was born here Mr Chocolate Bar. Why so defensive?
>>51499291
People still like living in the Bahamas and Puerto Rico where the rates are higher. Most crime in Brazil is regionalized or in Favelas.
>>51499088
Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub, checked
