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Why do all American men sit to down to piss?


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Why do all American men sit to down to piss?
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>>51499000
Why do all Australians shit in 4chan and not in the toilet?
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>>51499182
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>>51499182
Jej
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>>51499000

Why do Australians bottle their piss and drink it?
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>>51499000
how am I supposed to hit the bowl and no piss on the wall when the light is off? I don't want to switch on the lights in middle of the night. it fucks up my eyes and I cannot sleep well after it. sit down to piss is definitely an option in the nighttime.
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>>51499270
But you have an excuse - you're yuropeon
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>>51499000
Americans do it so that they can aim better since their weeners are buried under layers of fat. I sit because it's comfier, but only if I'm at home that is.
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>>51499270
>he has pissing problems when hitting the bowl
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>>51499000
sitting can be alright if you've just woken up with a fuck off huge erection but apart form that it takes too much time
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>>51499389
I sit down after wanking. Don't want to piss in three directions at once desu
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>>51499417
how long after wanking are we talking? look if it's immediately after a bat then you probably should have pissed before hand because i imagine you had a pee-y wank which is the pits!
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>>51499455
I think there still might be bits of cum left in my pee chute afterwards, so the pee doesn't come out smoothly. It cleans the pipes if you get me
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>>51499182
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>>51499515
no look i completely get what you're saying and i completely empathise with you. you know what's terrible though? when you pissed in the bowl and theres the bits of cum floating on the little pee pond in your toilet and you gotta flush twice
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i fucken love that show
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>>51499515
Does it burn a little when you piss immediately after? It does for me.
>doctor gives me clap test
>can clap fine
>no problemo
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>>51499611
It has in the past. Once I physically couldn't pee, and I thought that my urethra had been blocked completely with dried cum. I pulled through though.
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>>51499680
strewth, well i'm glad the ol tackle came good.

Cheerio!
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