>say something bad about Australian internet speed
>dozens of Australians jump to defend it 2 hours later
just ate some mi goreng lads
had an egg with it too, gave it the works and all
>>51496653
>He exceeded his internet quota with such a weak bantz
>>51496737
give me back my family
>mfw australian bants are so strong just because they have to choose every post wisely due to data caps
>>51496614
>it's not going to get any better
"Australia’s original NBN plan involved connecting fibre optic cable to most homes, while the new plan uses a mix of slower technology, including the old copper telephone network."
AAAAYYYY
>Former Indonesian defense minister Benny Murdani told his counterpart Kim Beazley that when others became upset with Australia during cabinet meetings, Murdani told them "Do you realise the Australians have a bomber that can put a bomb through that window on to the table here in front of us?"[63]
>mfw indonesians try to run their mouth
Redpill me on Indonesia
>>51496950
>tfw he had to cracked the wifi of his dead neighbors to show his butthurt
>>51497061
>he has to steal from his dead neighbours in order to survive
>>51497051
They have above dial up tier internet
>>51497061
>>51497073
Both of them had to fight crocodiles post these messages. The Indonesian had to escape a prison and fight crocodiles. The Australian's country is the prison filled with crocodiles.
>>51497203
good one
I got employed by Woolies today, lads. What did you cheeky blokes have for tea?
I'd let australians use my internet if they gave me a red parrot
>his "country"is used as a pissing ground by bogans and teenage girls
>his "country", which is a secular muslim state, accepts liberated white girls to go over there and exploit their low cost of living because they need our tourism bucks
>his "country's" notion of payback after 80 years of geopolitical patronising, belittling, and dismissal is to kill 2 ethnic drug dealers that just so happen to come from australia
>his "country"tried to make a stealth boat but -mysteriously caught fire-
>his "country" has shariah law
>his "country" only claim to fame is mi goreng
>his "country" flag is just an upside down polish flag
>his "country's" militia was used as target practice once australia got involved in png
>his "country" tried to take timor but once again got both militarily and diplomatically cu_cked on the world stage
>>51497073
>be a drunk australian in Bali
>find a an opponent to start a fight
>actually smash his reflect into a mirror
>die
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/a-young-aussie-has-died-in-a-tragic-accident-while-on-a-trip-with-friends-in-bali/news-story/3ff132fbee9cc756658c82c621b471e9
>>51497396
>allowing australians to be drunk in your muslims country
>>51497396
>Daniel had the word “DANIEL” tattooed on his left hand.
holy shit, i'm glad he's dead
why would you get a tattoo of your own fucking name? what kind of space cadet even does that?
>>51497377
>>51497311
>>51497244
>>51497222
>>51496833
Hello, operator?
Get me dubs.
>>51497377
"They drank alcohol, which they had brought from Australia in front of the tattoo studio. Daniel had the word “DANIEL” tattooed on his left hand."
>AUSTRALIANS CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THEIR OWN NAME
>>51496614
>OP's post is coming true
>>51496614
post your speedtest and we'll compare :^)
>>51497463
>>51497464
>indonesian customs officer: sir, this is a muslim country. no alcohol please.
>australian larrikin: so i'll just go ahead and bring this alcohol into your country then?
>indonesian customs officer: uh p-please sir p-please just get rid of it
>australian larrikin: yeah so i'll be taking this then
>[indonesian customs officer goes back to shanty town home to try and talk shit about australians]
>>51497510
>australian larrikin: yeah so i'll be taking this then
KEK
>>51497510
I bet he posted on /int/ about it a few months ago.
>>51496614
hey that's not true
why cant we just get along?
>>51496614
i could chin it if it was from a country that actually had better internet than us, or a country that just had the infrastructure capable of connecting to the internet
>>51497597
>indoneslows
>>51497597
>slowing than venezuela
isn't that place a dictatorship run by a petrol baron or something? wtf indonesia step it up
>>51497647
yea, there's gonna be a civil war there within the decade and everyone's gonna blame it on america even tho life is just complete shit there cause of their government
I bet they'd have had great internet by now if only they stayed with us
>>51497510
>implying larrikin boozewalker would not get executed
>>51497842
>indonesians think they'll be killing someone who liberally and carelessly walts into his country with alcohol after it took them 10 years to kill 2 "australians" that were clear cut drug smugglers
>cruising around with 10 mbps
>mfw this thread
>>51497893
>Australians think it's illegal to bring alcohol in Indonesia so they shove their grey goose bottles up to their ass
MY SIDES
